Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ When Sailor StarS Go Wrong ❯ Episode 174 ( Chapter 2 )

Episode 174: A Storm at School! Transfer Students are Idols

*Stars Opening theme*

After the time when you disappeared from me

I began my journey searching for my manga

The start is on the map, the copied picture of who??

The destination it points to, a waiting dark colisseum

In my hyper heart, the public kiss of that day

However easy destiny may be

I will keep kicking it

*I won't look back, with my HUGE eyes

Reaching out to you, with my infected wing

This song is the guidepost of the Puerto Rico

I won't give up! To tomorrow, a sailor fart

For sure! I will find it! The sailor star

With the wings of an (infected) angel, I take off

Alone I run along the road of the well-known

At last I have arrived, here at this fort

At the bottom of the flask, which you left behind (how dare you!)

A many pieces of the star of trial, now chant the magic spell

This is our dull destiny

The past and the past, crossing them all, to catch up with whom?

Give sadness now my HUGE eyes

Bringing a miracle, an infected wing

Everybody carries a star of flambé inside

I won't give up! To tomorrow, a sailor fart

For sure! I will catch it! The sailor star

Let this vow sound through the whole galaxy (and breaks everyone's ears)

*Usagi is standing looking at her ring.*

USAGI: Damn ring. Melt! Mamoru, I hope you die on your way to America! I'm doing SPLENDID without you!

*At some day Usagi was writing a letter to Mamoru in class*

MAKOTO: *peeks* A long distant love?

USAGI: More like-

MINAKO: As they say, "Whenever they want to see each other, they are closed."

MAKOTO: *sweat drops* what was that?

AMI: Usagi! Did you forget the kanji character you learned for the entrance exam?

USAGI: It's English.

AMI: Oh

*****

MAKOTO: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *throws a metal pole and it went right through a little girls chest*

GIRL: Ouch

MAKOTO: Sorry

GIRL: Great! As expected from the rumor! You're good at getting poles through people's bodies!

MAKOTO: Thanks

GIRL: You got to join

MAKOTO: I would rather have cooking class

GIRL: k, whatever

****

*Ami is typing some report while surrounded my geeks and nerds*

AMI: (Boy, it smells in here…)

*Ami pulled out a rock-hard paper from the printer and gave it to a boy*

AMI: Here's your report on basic Elephants

BOY: Thanks! But I don't understand Elephant language!

AMI: Well, too bad. Next, please

****

*Minako is showing off her skills in Volleyball. She Kicks it over the net, but it bounces back to her on her head*

MINAKO: OW!

ANGEL: Sorry! I was aiming right at me!

MINAKO: *Mumbles* and I wish it really did…

MINAKO: I WILL MAKE IT TO WIN THE COUNTRY CHAMPTIONSHIP!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!! *In the background is Japan saying, "Not in Japan!"*

*The School bell rings….*

LUNA: Usagi, are you going home by yourself?

USAGI: Yeah

LUNA: Didn't they have any clubs that you'd want to join?

USAGI: They didn't have an eating club, so, no

LUNA: -_-;;

*Luna and Usagi were walking down the street talking about their previous battle until Usagi bumped into someone*

USAGI: GAAAAAAAAAAAACCKKK!!!

SEIYA: Oh, sorry! Are you okay?

USAGI: I'm o- WHOA!

*Both stare at each other, and Seiya takes off his sunglasses*

SEIYA: You again, odango?

USAGI: What did you expect?

SEIYA: I was expecting the ice cream man!

USAGI: Actually, so was I…

SEIYA: Anyway, it's unsafe to walk around without looking ahead

USAGI: Look who's talking!

SEIYA: You're strange! And hot!

USAGI: Yeah, I know

SEIYA: Ordinary girls become happy when they bump into me

USAGI: I can see why. Are you afraid of heights?

SEIYA: No

USAGI: Well, your zipper is

SEIYA: *really really red*

SEIYA: Well, I'm so cool, that you'll turn into ice!

USAGI: *shivering*

YATEN: What are you doing Seiya?

TAIKI: It's about time to go

SEIYA: I never knew you thought that way, Taiki

TAIKI: Shut up

SEIYA: See ya, Odango! You were lucky!

USAGI: Hey, look! 20 moolah! (Money) *picks it up from ground*

LUNA: -_-;

***

*Nezu was in a messy workplace finding some victims*

NEZU: Oh, cool! A hot football player!

SEIYA: *appears* Why, thank you!

NEZU: Not you moron, the captain

*Suddenly a phone rings*

SEIYA: Bye! *disappears*

NEZU: *shakes head and picks the phone up* Hello?

~Nezu, the president is calling you~

NEZU: YAY! Bush called!

****

*Nezu walked down the long hallway and got in a secret elevator. It transfers her to Galaxia's place*

GALAXIA: Sailor Iron Mouse! Did you get my Chinese food order?

IRON MOUSE: Yep!

GALAXIA: Mmm! My favorite! Beef chow-mein! Did you find any victims yet?

IRON MOUSE: Yep!

GALAXIA: You may proceed then

IRON MOUSE: Yep!

GALAXIA: Go now!

IRON MOUSE: Yep!

GALAXIAL: TIN NYAKO!

IRON MOUSE: Ok ok, I'm going

****

USAGI: Hey, look, there's a big crowd!

AMI: And there's Minako! What's happening?

USAGI: What's up Minako?

MINAKO: The Three lights are transferring to our school!

MAKOTO: Wow. Unbelievable.

*As on cue, a space ship lands nearby with the sign on it "Three Lights to the rescue"*

REI: They really came here…

*The door opens and steam pours out. A bunch of cheerleaders jump out and do some tricks and stuff. Everyone boos*

CHEERLEADERS: Hmph! Brrr! It's cold, there must me some ice in the atmosphere, I say-

*Crowd throws tomatoes and the cheerleaders run away, while the Three Lights step out. Everyone applauds*

REI: E-excuse me…I member 68935734 in your club!

MAKOTO: I'm member 457972!

MINAKO: I'm member 346!

REI/MAKOTO: Oooooh….

AMI: I'm 25!

EVERYONE: O_O

YATEN: Yeah, like I care. Let's go, Taiki

TAIKI: *mocks* as you wish

SEIYA: Hey, odango!

USAGI: Hi! Bring me any presents?

SEIYA: Not today, sorry

*In class, the teacher is introducing the Three Lights. Seiya winks at Usagi. Usagi winks back*

ANGEL: CUT! Your-

SEIYA/USAGI: We know we know

SEIYA: *sits behind Usagi* I'll sit here. Take it easy, odango!

USAGI: Wow. My heart is beating.

SEIYA: *pokes Usagi*

USAGI: OW!! I had a wart there!

SEIYA: O_O anyway…do you know any good activities?

USAGI: If there was an "eating" one, I would join, but there isn't, so, there aren't any good ones.

SEIYA: -_- give me a break…

USAGI: *offers* Kit Kat?

SEIYA: Sure

*Few hours later, we find Seiya illegally (can we say that?) playing basket ball with some basketball team*

ANGEL: CUT! That is not how you dribble! You dribble too slowly!

SEIYA: *snickers* Like YOU don't!

ANGEL: Oh yeah? *grabs the ball and bounces it under her legs. She quickly ran like 40 mph, jumped, did a little twirl in the air, and made a direct slam duck*

SEIYA: O_o

ANGEL: *shoves ball to Seiya* Now, you do that!

GUY: Get through, if you can!

SEIYA: Fool!

GUY: You're the fool! You don't even know how do dribble!

SEIYA: Shut the hell up

*The girls cheered anyway*

SEIYA: Hey, odango!

USAGI: `Sup.

SEIYA: Where are we going next?

USAGI: Let's eat ice cream!

SEIYA: ^_^;; not now

****

USAGI: This is the football place

*Both watches as one of the players runs and falls down*

USAGI: What an idiot

*suddenly a foot ball lands in front of them*

SEIYA: My chance!

USAGI: Ohh, Seiya, thinking a bit too far, eh?

SEIYA: Want to see a home run?

USAGI: O_O EHHH???!! You want to run home with me??

SEIYA: *already gone*

ANGEL: *calls out* It's not called a home run! It's TOUCH DOWN!

SEIYA: WHO ASKED YOU?!

*Seiya runs as he dodges some foot ball players. Everyone awed.*

CAPTAIN: Oh? Something interesting is going to happen! *gets in a stance*

*He runs by and shoves Seiya. Seiya flies 200 feet away*

SEIYA: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!

CAPTAIN: *shrugs*

USAGI: Seiya! Are you ok?!

SEIYA: I'd rather be bumped by you!

USAGI: *to the captain* How dare you attack a poor weak man like Seiya!

SEIYA: NANI!??!

*Seiya gets up and shakes hand with the Captain*

USAGI: Something's not right here…

CAPATAIN: Captain Kayama. You were pretty good.

SEIYA: But you destroyed my good looks!

USAGI: Dear, there's nothing wrong with you

SEIYA: Oh. Ok

*****

*Kayama was washing his head when a shadow cam up*

NEZU: What a hot body you have!

KAYAMA: What a small body you have!

NEZU: All the better to hide with!

KAYAMA: What do you want?

*A shrill yell can be heard*

USAGI: What's that? MOON ETERNAL…MAKE UP!

ESM: Stop right there!

IRON MOUSE: What do you want?

ESM: *gives her 10 hour speech*

*Suddenly Kayama turns into a phage*

IRON MOUSE: Bye! *leaves*

KAYAMA: Sailor Guts!

ESM/LUNA: EWWWWWWW HOW GAY!

GUTS: Men attractiveness is….blood! Sweat! And guts!

ESM: No it isn't! Seiya doesn't have those, and he pretty attractive!

LUNA: There's no time to argue!!

GUTS: *throws disks of guts*

ESM: *hold nose and runs away*

JUPITER: Jupiter! …..oak evolution!

EVERYONE: What happened?

ESM: That's the captain Kayama! He turned into a phage!

EVERYONE: COOL!

GUTS: Come and get it! Youth perspiration!

*Click click….click click…*

*An echoed voice can be heard*

HEALER: Penetrating the-

FIGHTER: Yeah, whatever. Let's just kick some ass! This time, we'll take care of you!

EVERYONE: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!??!?

FIGHTER: Shush

MAKER: STAR GENTLE UTERUS!

ESM: STARLIGHT HONEYMOON THERAPY KISS!!!

HEALER: How longer can it get?

*The phage goes back into Kayama and the star seed returns*

A while later…

EVERYONE: Usagi!

AMI: I heard you joined the cartoon club!

USAGI: Yep!

REI: Let me see!

USAGI: HEY!

EVERONE: What the-

USAGI: ^_^ I love Yuri….

*Ending Credits*