Saint Seiya Fan Fiction ❯ When 5 Saints and An Author Are in a HUGE Mansion ❯ Truth or Dare!!!!!!!! ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Disclaimer: No own, no sue I only own MYSELF.
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Ok, picture this: Ikki, Shiryu, Shun, Hyoga and Seiya are in Saori's Mansion alone and, basically, are bored out of their minds! Now, enter ME!!!! A deranged, psycho author bent on doing random, insane and HILARIOUS things. With that cleared up, lets get ready to have some FUN with the victims—I mean, FAVORITE CHARACTERS.
 
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE GETTING A BABYSITTER!?!?” A shout echoed throughout Saori's d@$% Mansion. Saori sighed.
 
“That's EXACTLY what I said, Seiya!” She then glared at the rest of them, clearly saying that she wasn't going to back down from her decision. The saints cringed at her glare. “She's nice and actually KNOWS what she's doing! She'll be here in five minutes.” After Saori AKA Athena said those words, a girl with long layered golden blond hair, down to her shoulder blades, crystal blue eyes, blue jean shorts, a white t-shirt with Tinker Bell on it and white tennis shoes.
 
“Hi all! I'm Angel!” She told them. Then, Angel pointed to each saint and said their respective names, “Shiryu,” said man gaped, “Hyoga,” said man's eye twitched slightly, “Shun,” a blush, “Ikki,” a glare, “And SEIYA!!!!!!!” SERIOUS blushing. Saori then left the saints in Angel's care.
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(A/N: Script format now!)
 
Angel: What shall we do first?
 
Seiya: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh…
 
Angel: Oooooooo! I know! Lets play…
 
Shiryu: Wheel…
 
Shun: Of…
 
Ikki, Hyoga and Seiya: FORTUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Angel: That's…not what I was about to say. I was GOING to say, that we should play TRUTH…OR…DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!!
 
Saints: O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 
Angel: >.< If you don't, we'll play SPIN THE BOTTLE!!!!
 
Saints: …Truth or Dare please!
 
Angel: ^__^ Ok, I'll start!
 
Saints: *groan*
 
Angel: Ok, SHUN!!!!
 
Shun: *jumps*
 
Angel: Truth or dare?
 
Shun: *looks at Ikki* Dare please.
 
Angel: ^____^ I dare you to strip down to your boxers and run around the mall.
 
Shun: O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!
 
Angel: @.@ I was just KIDDING! Geez! Ok, I REALLY dare you to put some make up on IKKI!!!!!!!!!!
 
Shun: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!?!
 
Angel: ^___^ Yes.
 
Shun: -_-
 
Angel, Seiya, Shiryu and Hyoga: GET PHOENIX!!!!!!!!! *bounds Ikki to chair* ^________________^
 
Shun: *puts red eye shadow, orange lipstick, a little bit…ok a LOT of Mascara, pink blush and paints fingernails yellow* You look…different.
 
Ikki: -_-
 
Angel: *unties Ikki and holds up a mirror* Now, don't you look…PRETTIFUL?
 
Saints: Prettiful?
 
Ikki: *looks in mirror, screams and faints*
 
Angel: ^___^ I'll revive him! *dumps ice cold water WITH ice on Ikki*
 
Ikki: *screams*
 
Shun: Shiryu? Truth or dare.
 
Shiryu: Dare.
 
Angel: Geez! I think I might have overestimated this!
 
Shun: I dare you to kiss Ikki!
 
Ikki and Shiryu: WHAT?! ARE YOU COMPLETELY OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!!!!!!!!
 
Shun: *shrugs*
 
Angel: …Ok this has been CENSORED. Too many people at stake…
 
Shiryu: *gargles salt water* Hyoga…*gargles again* truth or dare?
 
Hyoga: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…dare?
 
Shiryu: *evil glint* I dare YOU to kiss ANGEL!
 
Hyoga and Angel: WHAT?!
 
Angel: I'M GONNA KILL YOU SHIRYU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Hyoga: I'LL FREEZE HIM FOR `YA!
 
Seiya: We are CENSORING this part as well.
 
Hyoga: *growls* IKKI!
 
Ikki: *cringes* DARE!…Oh %$#@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Hyoga: I dare you to go for a WEEK without blowing something up!
 
Ikki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Seiya: That's a lot of o's.
 
Angel: I know, right?
 
Ikki: SEIYA!
 
Seiya: D@#$it!
 
Ikki: Truth or dare?
 
Seiya: ^__^() I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOO gonna regret this but…dare?
 
Ikki: I DARE YOU TO KISS ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!
 
Angel: You know what? I think I can endure that.
 
Seiya: O.o
 
Angel: >.< BUT I WILLLLLLLLLLLLLL EXACT MY REVENNNNNNNNNGE IKKI!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Ikki: …crap…
 
Shun: CENSORED PART ALERT!
 
Seiya: Ok, Angel?
 
Angel: Yo peeps!
 
Saints: O.o
 
Seiya: O…k…truth or dare?
 
Angel: I'm afraid for my health so…SCREW THAT! DARE ME!!!!!!
 
Seiya: O.o Are you sure?
 
Angel: ^______^ Oh yeah! …Know what? I WILL not underestimate anyone here so I'll change it to TRUTH! PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSE TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH!!!!
 
Saints: O.o
 
Seiya: Ok, who's your favorite Saint?
 
Angel: ^______^ That's easy! SEIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
 
Seiya: Does this mean I get LESS torture?
 
Angel: EXATLY.
 
Seiya: ^___^ SWEET!
 
Shun: What about me?
 
Angel: I think people would KILL me if I did something REALLY bad to you.
 
Shun: O.o Whoa. I didn't know you cared.
 
Angel: Well, I care about all of you EXCEPT, Saori. SHE'S SOOOOOOOOOO SPOILED!!!!
 
Seiya: I second that!
 
Other Saints: HERE, HERE!
 
Angel: I dunno HOW Jab LIKES her!
 
Seiya: Neither do I!
 
Angel: It's REALLY pathetic for a little girl to BOSS AROUND ORPHANS by saying that they're SLAVES!!!!!
 
Saints: DON'T REMIND US!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Angel: K! Now what?
 
Ikki: Aren't YOU the babysitter?
 
Angel: O.o Babysitter?
 
Saints: O.o She didn't…?
 
Angel: Say anything about babysitting. And, aren't you guys age 13 or OLDER?
 
Saints: *nod*
 
Angel: -_-*** I'm. Gonna. KILL HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Saints: BUT SHE'S ATHENA!
 
Angel: *pouts* Too true…I HATE THAT!!!!!
 
Saints: AGREED!
 
Angel: Oh! How about—
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AoT: Hi guys!
 
Seiya: Yo!
 
AoT: I dunno when the next chapter's coming up, but while you're at it, HUMOR me by reviewing! I'm DIEING to know what you guys think!
 
Seiya: ^___^ R&R and she'll update faster!