Saint Seiya Fan Fiction ❯ When 5 Saints and An Author Are in a HUGE Mansion ❯ FOOOOOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIIIIGHT! ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: See first chapter.

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Angel: --You know what? Never mind the game.

 

Saints: *sighs in relief*

 

Angel: ^______^ Lets settle for me attempting to cook lunch.

 

Saints: Ok—wait…ATTEMPT?!

 

Angel: Yes attempt! I haven't cooked since I accidentally blew up the Home Economics classroom.

 

Saints: YOU BLEW UP THE HOME ECONOMICS CLASSROOM?!

 

Angel: *goes into kitchen*

 

Hyoga: Does anyone have this nagging sense of foreboding?

 

Shiryu: I do!

 

Shun: *hides behind Ikki*

 

Ikki: I MOST CERTAINLY DO!!! IF SHE'S JUST AS BAD AS ME IN THE COOKING DEPARTMENT, WE MIGHT AS WELL GET A PLANE AND GET OUT OF HERE!

 

Hyoga: O.o Why?

 

Shun: He blew up the kitchen in the orphanage and we could have SWORN it was an ATOMIC EXPLOSION!!!!

 

Ikki: ^____^ It was fun though…

 

Shun: NO IT WASN'T!!!

 

Shiryu: Hang on…Where's Seiya?

 

H, I, Shun: O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

 

~*~*The kitchen~*~*

 

Angel: ^_________^ Thanks for helping me out Seiy!

 

Seiya: O.o “Seiy?”

 

Angel: Is it against the law to give people nicknames?

 

Seiya: …No…

 

Angel: I rest my case.

 

Seiya: What are we making anyway?

 

Angel: Perfectly harmless pizza.

 

Seiya: …What are you gonna do to it?

 

Angel: *feigns hurt* Why I never! I would NEVER make this perfectly harmless pizza from *takes deep breath* MAKING THE BIGGEST ATOMIC EXPLOSION EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! ^_____^

 

Seiya: …

 

Angel: …Ok, so maybe I WOULD, but I'm not!

 

Seiya: …Doubt it…

 

Angel: >.< IF I DID THAT THEN PEOPLE ARE GONNA FLAME/KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Seiya: O.o Whoa!

 

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Ikki: Got any fours Hyoga?

 

Hyoga: Take a hike!

 

Ikki: …I thought we were playing “Go FISH”.

 

Hyoga: …Whatever.

 

Shun: Hyoga? Got any Kings?

 

Hyoga: *grumbles*

 

Shiryu: O.o

 

Shun: Ikki? Do you have any Queens?

 

Ikki: Go fish.

 

Shiryu: Shun, got any—

 

Angel and Seiya: PIZZAS REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

 

Ikki, Shiryu, Shun and Hyoga: O.O

 

Shun: I'm very surprised at both of your cooking skills!

 

Ikki: *grumbles about them cooking better than him ^___^* Agreed…

 

Shiryu: I can't get over the fact that Seiya can cook!

 

Seiya: -_-

 

Hyoga: I can't get over the fact that Angel hasn't poisoned us.

 

Angel: -_-

 

Seiya: Is it too late to poison them now?

 

Angel: Afraid so.

 

Hyoga and Shiryu: ^____^

 

Seiya: *pouts*

 

Angel: *whispers* But that doesn't mean we can't THROW things at them…

 

Seiya: *snickers*

 

Angel: *picks up her slice, looking like she's about to eat it, then changes mind and throws said piece at unsuspecting Shiryu's face*

 

Shiryu: >.< *throws his piece at Angel*

 

Angel: O.O *ducks*

 

Hyoga: *gets hit with pizza* >.< Grrrrrrrrr! *throws his at Ikki*

 

Ikki: >.< DEATH TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!! *throws his at Seiya*

 

Seiya: O.O *ducks*

 

Shun: *gets hit* -_-

 

Ikki: >.< FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

 

Angel and Seiya: *hides under the table*

 

FIVE HOURS LATER! (that's a LOT of pizza!)

 

Angel: *pokes head from under table* Is it safe?

 

Seiya: *pokes head from under table* I think so…

 

Shun: It is.

 

Everyone, except Seiya and Angel, were covered with pizza junk.

 

Angel and Seiya: ^____^() *runs away from them screaming bloody murder*

 

Other Saints: >.< GET THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! *chases Angel and Seiya*

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Shun: Will Seiya and Angel survive our wrath? R&R to find out!

 

Angel: SHUN!!! YOU'RE SCARING THE READERS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!

 

Seiya: Yeah! This is getting better each chapter!

 

Angel: Thank you Seiy. R&R PLEASE!