Saiyuki Fan Fiction / Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction / Saiyuki Reload Fan Fiction ❯ Confessions ❯ Bickering ( Chapter 1 )

Gojyo ~ Genjyo Sanzo
Sanzo ~ Saaya
Goku ~ AngelicScars (Temp: Saaya)
Hakkai ~ Stargirl_Washu (Temp: Genjyo Sanzo)

Kougaiji ~ Haruka_Hotaru
Dokugakuji ~ Cho Hakkai

 

 

 

 

The Sanzo-ikkou had been driving for the past few hours, low on supplies although it had seemed like days upon days to a few members of the party. Goku couldn't sit still, he was bored and hungry and he was sure Jeep was going slow on purpose.
"Sanzo…I'm hungry!" he whined, his stomach growling loudly for them all to hear. “Hakkai…are we nearly there yet?!”
Gojyo had also been sitting there, well in truly bored out of his skull just watching the nice 'view' going by ...well until Goku whined about being hungry. He turned towards the saru and shifted in his seat before placing a hand on Goku's head putting pressure into the hold.
"Just when the fuck are you never hungry, you stupid gluttonous chimp?! And does it look as though we're there yet?!”

"I can't help it I'm a growing boy!" Goku retorted, wrapping his hand around Gojyo's wrist and trying to move his hand from his head.

"Growing boy my ass! You haven't grown an inch since last week you mini monkey!" The kappa argued back, now placing his other hand onto Goku's arm which was currently trying to pry off his hand...

"Lemme go you perverted kappa!!" he yelled, kicking the back of the seat in front of him in his anger, the seat that Sanzo just happened to be sitting it.

"Why you little…" Gojyo now began to try and hit Goku over the head with his free hand that had let go of the boys arm.
"I'm NOT a perverted kappa! Next time you call me that I'll kick your scrawny lil' ass, ya' got that, chibi brainless chimp!?" He said, trying to sound really threatening also ignoring the fact that the chimp was flailing about under his hold.

 

It was a really hot day and they had been travelling of many hours. So, of course Sanzo was in a really bad mood. When Goku kicked his seat he fumed in anger and looked at Hakkai. "That's it!" he said to him standing up and turning to Goku and Gojyo.

"Urusei or I'm killing you two now!" he yelled at them and paper fanned them both, sitting back on his sit.

"ITEI!" Gojyo yelled, suddenly stopping having a go at Goku and attended to his head which was still throbbing slightly from that godforsaken fan.
"Hell, Sanzo you're going to kill me with that thing one of these days if you really try!"

"If you are hungry why don't you eat each other and give me some silence?" The monk snorted trying to go back to sleep/

 

"Or we could just eat you and live longer." He smirked, he thought that was a rather quick and witty remark, of course he forgot just who he was talking to at that moment.

"Yech I'm not eating that perverted kappa, I'll get indigestion!" Goku complained glaring at Gojyo from the side of his eye.

Gojyo could have sworn his antennae twitched at that little comment. He glared back at the saru for a moment before starting up another small argument.
"For the last time CHIMP! I'm not a friggin' perverted kappa! and I wouldn't eat you either, I'd be more than likely to be throwing up for the next ten years!"

"I didn't mean literally, stupid monkey." Sanzo fanning him again turning to Gojyo. There was a sudden click, that was Sanzo's banishing gun.

Gojyo took the chance to laugh as the monk brought the fan down on the monkeys head...until he heard a clicking noise that he knew to well. Scarlet eyes turned onto Sanzo and he froze for a moment -sweat-dropping naturally-

"And you won't live for a second longer once I put a hole in your empty head" said the monk making sure the gun was trained on the kappa's head.

Gojyo raised his hands in defence hoping the priest would back off and not shoot at him.
"I'm ever so sorry for picking on your pet ape, Sanzo-Sama." He said, calmly yet sarcastically.

 

Sanzo gave them a look and put his gun away sitting back on his seat, sighing annoyed. Gojyo stretched a little placing his hands behind his head before looking to his best friend sitting in front of him

"Hey, Hakkai, how far is it to the next town?" he said while Sanzo opened the map and putting a fag in his mouth and ignoring the other two behind him.

Hakkai sat there, being quiet. 'They really have no manners. I can't keep wearing this happiness all the time.'
As he drove along, he didn't answer Gojyo. He wasn't there all the way, trying to distract himself from everything going on. There was a lot on his mind, more than what he could handle. 'There's so many things to tell him. I've waited so long. I need to tell him. I can't hold onto it for much longer.'

Goku sighed and turned his head to the side gazing at the scenery that went by them.

Gojyo looked over to Goku briefly, he looked like a little kid who wasn't getting his own way when he pouted then glared out at the scenery. He laughed inwardly and shifted again, one hand reaching into his pocket for his pack of cigarettes, pulled it out and went to tap one out....of course only to find he'd ran out of them.
'Che...' He thought, his gaze lingering over to Sanzo as he discarded the empty cigarette box...he thought about asking the monk for a cigarette...he thought about it again and then asked.
"Oi, Sanzo be a pal and gimme a fag will ya'?"

Sanzo threw the box at Gojyo's face without look, and right after came the lighter. He thought that at least with something in his mouth Gojyo would shut the hell up.

Che, goddamn baldy moody monk.' He thought after sending a short glare to him after the pack had smacked him square in the face, just what was wrong with simply turning around and giving them to him exactly? Taking one of the cigarettes he lit it and then handed the box and lighter back to the monk he was now just going just sit back and relax until they got to the next town. He reckoned that the others were just in too much of a mood now to say anything anyway.

Goku laughed to himself when the box of cigarettes hit Gojyo, he would thank Sanzo for that if the monk wasn't in such a bad mood.