SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ CELEBRATE!!! ❯ 50!!! ( Chapter 1 )
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By: May-VeggieGirl1 
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Anime/Manga: SD Gundam Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Thriller / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.23.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 504 | Status: Completed
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Anime/Manga: SD Gundam Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Thriller / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.23.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 504 | Status: Completed
CELEBRATE!!!
RW: Yayness! Ano sa everyboby! Well, I'll just go over the title later, but, for now, let's just take a moment to look back at some funny memories from our favorite gundam show! ^~
Flashback...(insert effects here)
Ah, can any of us forget the moment Shute was about to kiss Captain? Ha ha ha, probably not.
C, Z, B: What???
S: Uh-nothing! ^^;;;
Z, B: <.<?
C: o.o????
RW: Perhaps that would be an issue best left not ventured.
S: I agree with the crazy one!
RW: Then roll the tape Jim!!
Jim: Right!
S: What??!!
Giant screen appears out of nowhere with the clip of Shute "puckering up" for Captain.
C: O.o????????????
Z, B: *lol*
S: *blushing madly and trying to cover up screen* Eeep!! I thought you said you wouldn't venture there!! x.x
RW: I said it would be best not ventured. Me no say we weren't going to play the clip anyway! :p
S: ><;;;
RW: Let's move on now, shall we? Next one Jim!
Jim: Roger!
RW: No, it's RW!!
Jim: ....
B: What does RW stand for?? How come you can't tell us your name!! *pouts*
RW: Aww, mez sorry B-kun. The only person online that knows my name is Kai, and I know her name. So we scratch each other's back. v.v
S: You can't scratch each other's back. You both live at least 3,000 miles away from each other-
RW: *whaps Zero upside the head* Duh! And you guys live a gazillion miles away from here in la la land, but does it LOOK like we care?!?
B: *studying RW's face* Hmmm ...what would caring look like?
Z: ><;; Whydja' hit me?! Shute's the one who said it!!
RW: As much as I'd like to hit Shute, I can't because Captain is mad at me already from the other fics. v.v;;;
C: ...............? *is lost* We don't live in la la land...
S, Z, B: *glance at Captain's apathetic face and glance back to RW*
Z: What the hell are you talking about?
RW: I mean, look really hard at him. *holds hands out at Captain and squints* He has this aura about him ... an aura of emotion ... and that is one angry gundam ...
S: ... You're making this up as you go along again, aren't you?
RW: Hai. v.v But I SWEAR I will make him angry!! ><+
S: Why would you want to do that?
RW: Because it's easy to make you, Baku, and especially Zero angry.
Z: T_T+
RW: See? I've already made him angry! But Captain is hard (unless you're looking at the soap...^^;;;) to anger. I WILL MAKE YOU ANGRY!!!! XP
C: .........................................
RW: Sasuga ni. >.>+
B: <.<;;;; You sound evil when you say that...
RW: ^-^ Yay!! KIRE, KIRE, KIRE!!! >:)
B: O.o *takes a few steps away*
Z: o.o What did she say?
B: V_V "Sasuga ni" is "your skill is as I expected" and "kire, kire, kire" is "kill, kill, kill" or "slice, slice, slice". <.<;;;;;;;
Jim: T.T++ Can I roll this clip now??
RW: Hai. ^-^
The clip of Shute plucking roses off of Entengo's head (The Blazing Samurai Come To Neotopia), appears on the screen.
S: So?
C: *still hasn't recovered from the whole Shute kissing thing*
RW: This screen shot may not seem to be worth noting previously, but, I assure you, it will be a source of many laughs. v.v
B: What did you do to me horse this time, Zero?! _/
Z: -.-;; That was from a while ago...
B: Oh...*roses appear on head* ANO SA!!!
Z: *snickering*
RW: *laughing so hard*
S: What's with you?
RW: Well, back in Medieval times, the word 'rose' wasn't used in the same context as today. In other words, 'rose' symbolized a much different version of 'beauty', 'grace', and especially 'love'...
Z: <.<;; What are you getting at??
C: ><;; I'm afraid to know...
S: 7_7;; You aren't the only one...
B: 9.9 *glancing up at the roses on his head*
RW: Whenever the word 'rose' was used back then, say Rose Avenue or rose bush, it always indicated one thing: prostitues.
C: ><;;;; I knew it was something bad...
S: *mouth hanging open and looking at Zero*
Z: O_O
B: AHHHHH!!! Getthemoffgetthemoffgetthemoff!!! *about to pull the flowers off*
RW: I wouldn't do that if I were you, Baku. Shakespeare's term 'to pluck a rose' really meant picking up a hooker. 9.9 Of course, they didn't call them hooker's back then because that word originated in New York. That's no mystery, ha ha ha ha.
B: O.O AHHHHHHHH!!! *runs off screaming*
RW: V.V The kinda-truth is revealed!! Shute isn't so innocent after all ... Really Shute, it's broad daylight in a public park!! Aren't you like, 9-years-old or something?? The shame. v.v
S: ><;;; Will you quit picking on me!!! All I do is try to help a poor horse and you're here twisting it around and making me look like some sorta ... convict or something ... gah! Forget you! XP
RW: From what you just said, I'd make a great Republican. ;p
C: x.x Can I please go crawl in a hole now?
RW: No, that's for CHIBIFIED. v.v
Z: *eye twitch* Oo
RW: If that doesn't prove Zero is a pervert, nothing will. v.v
Z: I'm not a pervert! ><;;; I just didn't know...
RW: Uh-huh, suuuuuurrreee ... 9.9 Then explain this next one, cero! Roll it Jim!
A video plays with Zero looking under Sayla's dress, her noticing and running off screaming.
S: __/+ ZERO!!
C: Wow. Just ... wow. And I thought you had self control ... v.v
RW: *misinterpreted Captain's comment* >.>!! What do you mean by THAT???
C: What do you mean by asking me about what I meant?
RW: ... Nvm. ¬.¬
Z: O___O I SO DID NOT DO THAT!!!!
RW: Yeah, we really believe you...*rolls eyes*
Z: GAH!!! ><+;;;;
B: *would be happy he didn't see that clip*
S: I can't believe you Zero!! How could you go that low?!
C: *decided to stay out of this*
Z: But I...><;;;;;; How come no one is taking me side for this?!?
RW: Maybe if we knew the truth...
Z: Truth?! What the hell do you want me to confirm?!
RW: Let's start off with admitting that you are a pervert. ^^
Z: *folds his arms* I am NOT!
S, C, RW: *skeptical looks*
Z: ....... Alright!! I'm a pervert okay!! It's not my fault there has to be a pervert in every anime!!! ><;;;;;;;;;;;;;
RW: Next question, are you straight?
Z: What the hell?!?! WHY do you want to know THAT?!?! <.<;; Are you saying it isn't obvious??
C, S: *no comment*
Z: I feel so misunderstood...
RW: Well? We're waiting.
Z: ><;;; Oh come on!! I looked up SAYLA'S dress, not some guy!!
S: You could be bi ... 6.6 And for the record, I didn't say that.
Z: x.x GAAAAHHH!!!!
RW: *lol* You admitted that you looked up Sayla's dress!!! That's clip wasn't even real; thank you technology. ;p
Z: X______X
S: <.<+
C: V_V;;; Now what??
RW: I dunno, I'm outta clips.
B: *runs by with bees nest on horn thingie* TA-SU-KE-TE!!!!
RW: *takes out list and writes down bees nest*
C: What's that?
RW: The list of things Baku has gotten his head stuck in. Like halloween pumpkin, printer, fridge, mailbox, window, VCR, lampshade, and the list goes on. T_T Don't ask about the last two.
S: That's ... nice? O.o?
B: *running in circles* Ta-su-ke-te, ta-su-ke-te, ta-su---
RW: *takes the bees nest off Baku's head* Awww, my poor babies! Baku-kun didn't hurt any of you did he? *cuddles the swarm of bees*
C, S: Oo;;
RW: Bees are my friends! ^-^ They never sting me no matter what!! <.<; But wasps on the other hand are ungrateful bastards! Grr them.
B: *a bit traumatized* Is this like another weird hobby of yours??
RW: I suppose ... 9.9;; *puts the bees nest back in the tree*
Z: x_x
B: Why are we here again?
RW: Oh yeah!! We're here to celebrate!! w00t!! *throws confetti*
S: Why are we celebrating?
RW: Because this is--
Jim: *drumroll*
RW: --the 50 th fic on mm.org!!! Tadaaa!!
C: Uh, yay?
RW: And the 1 st anniversary of SD Gundam airing in America is coming soon, so we can party for both screeeee!! ^-^
S: ... But you had to torture us first before telling us that.
RW: Yup yup. ^^; So this fic won't be a complete waste, I suppose you people can ask questions to me in reviews...6.6 Or you can give me better ideas of what to do with this fic......^^;;;
Z: x_x
B: -_-;;;
S: ¬.¬;;
C: v.v;;
RW: I WILL MAKE YOU MAD CAPTAIN!! xp
C: Oo??
RW: Yayness! Ano sa everyboby! Well, I'll just go over the title later, but, for now, let's just take a moment to look back at some funny memories from our favorite gundam show! ^~
Flashback...(insert effects here)
Ah, can any of us forget the moment Shute was about to kiss Captain? Ha ha ha, probably not.
C, Z, B: What???
S: Uh-nothing! ^^;;;
Z, B: <.<?
C: o.o????
RW: Perhaps that would be an issue best left not ventured.
S: I agree with the crazy one!
RW: Then roll the tape Jim!!
Jim: Right!
S: What??!!
Giant screen appears out of nowhere with the clip of Shute "puckering up" for Captain.
C: O.o????????????
Z, B: *lol*
S: *blushing madly and trying to cover up screen* Eeep!! I thought you said you wouldn't venture there!! x.x
RW: I said it would be best not ventured. Me no say we weren't going to play the clip anyway! :p
S: ><;;;
RW: Let's move on now, shall we? Next one Jim!
Jim: Roger!
RW: No, it's RW!!
Jim: ....
B: What does RW stand for?? How come you can't tell us your name!! *pouts*
RW: Aww, mez sorry B-kun. The only person online that knows my name is Kai, and I know her name. So we scratch each other's back. v.v
S: You can't scratch each other's back. You both live at least 3,000 miles away from each other-
RW: *whaps Zero upside the head* Duh! And you guys live a gazillion miles away from here in la la land, but does it LOOK like we care?!?
B: *studying RW's face* Hmmm ...what would caring look like?
Z: ><;; Whydja' hit me?! Shute's the one who said it!!
RW: As much as I'd like to hit Shute, I can't because Captain is mad at me already from the other fics. v.v;;;
C: ...............? *is lost* We don't live in la la land...
S, Z, B: *glance at Captain's apathetic face and glance back to RW*
Z: What the hell are you talking about?
RW: I mean, look really hard at him. *holds hands out at Captain and squints* He has this aura about him ... an aura of emotion ... and that is one angry gundam ...
S: ... You're making this up as you go along again, aren't you?
RW: Hai. v.v But I SWEAR I will make him angry!! ><+
S: Why would you want to do that?
RW: Because it's easy to make you, Baku, and especially Zero angry.
Z: T_T+
RW: See? I've already made him angry! But Captain is hard (unless you're looking at the soap...^^;;;) to anger. I WILL MAKE YOU ANGRY!!!! XP
C: .........................................
RW: Sasuga ni. >.>+
B: <.<;;;; You sound evil when you say that...
RW: ^-^ Yay!! KIRE, KIRE, KIRE!!! >:)
B: O.o *takes a few steps away*
Z: o.o What did she say?
B: V_V "Sasuga ni" is "your skill is as I expected" and "kire, kire, kire" is "kill, kill, kill" or "slice, slice, slice". <.<;;;;;;;
Jim: T.T++ Can I roll this clip now??
RW: Hai. ^-^
The clip of Shute plucking roses off of Entengo's head (The Blazing Samurai Come To Neotopia), appears on the screen.
S: So?
C: *still hasn't recovered from the whole Shute kissing thing*
RW: This screen shot may not seem to be worth noting previously, but, I assure you, it will be a source of many laughs. v.v
B: What did you do to me horse this time, Zero?! _/
Z: -.-;; That was from a while ago...
B: Oh...*roses appear on head* ANO SA!!!
Z: *snickering*
RW: *laughing so hard*
S: What's with you?
RW: Well, back in Medieval times, the word 'rose' wasn't used in the same context as today. In other words, 'rose' symbolized a much different version of 'beauty', 'grace', and especially 'love'...
Z: <.<;; What are you getting at??
C: ><;; I'm afraid to know...
S: 7_7;; You aren't the only one...
B: 9.9 *glancing up at the roses on his head*
RW: Whenever the word 'rose' was used back then, say Rose Avenue or rose bush, it always indicated one thing: prostitues.
C: ><;;;; I knew it was something bad...
S: *mouth hanging open and looking at Zero*
Z: O_O
B: AHHHHH!!! Getthemoffgetthemoffgetthemoff!!! *about to pull the flowers off*
RW: I wouldn't do that if I were you, Baku. Shakespeare's term 'to pluck a rose' really meant picking up a hooker. 9.9 Of course, they didn't call them hooker's back then because that word originated in New York. That's no mystery, ha ha ha ha.
B: O.O AHHHHHHHH!!! *runs off screaming*
RW: V.V The kinda-truth is revealed!! Shute isn't so innocent after all ... Really Shute, it's broad daylight in a public park!! Aren't you like, 9-years-old or something?? The shame. v.v
S: ><;;; Will you quit picking on me!!! All I do is try to help a poor horse and you're here twisting it around and making me look like some sorta ... convict or something ... gah! Forget you! XP
RW: From what you just said, I'd make a great Republican. ;p
C: x.x Can I please go crawl in a hole now?
RW: No, that's for CHIBIFIED. v.v
Z: *eye twitch* Oo
RW: If that doesn't prove Zero is a pervert, nothing will. v.v
Z: I'm not a pervert! ><;;; I just didn't know...
RW: Uh-huh, suuuuuurrreee ... 9.9 Then explain this next one, cero! Roll it Jim!
A video plays with Zero looking under Sayla's dress, her noticing and running off screaming.
S: __/+ ZERO!!
C: Wow. Just ... wow. And I thought you had self control ... v.v
RW: *misinterpreted Captain's comment* >.>!! What do you mean by THAT???
C: What do you mean by asking me about what I meant?
RW: ... Nvm. ¬.¬
Z: O___O I SO DID NOT DO THAT!!!!
RW: Yeah, we really believe you...*rolls eyes*
Z: GAH!!! ><+;;;;
B: *would be happy he didn't see that clip*
S: I can't believe you Zero!! How could you go that low?!
C: *decided to stay out of this*
Z: But I...><;;;;;; How come no one is taking me side for this?!?
RW: Maybe if we knew the truth...
Z: Truth?! What the hell do you want me to confirm?!
RW: Let's start off with admitting that you are a pervert. ^^
Z: *folds his arms* I am NOT!
S, C, RW: *skeptical looks*
Z: ....... Alright!! I'm a pervert okay!! It's not my fault there has to be a pervert in every anime!!! ><;;;;;;;;;;;;;
RW: Next question, are you straight?
Z: What the hell?!?! WHY do you want to know THAT?!?! <.<;; Are you saying it isn't obvious??
C, S: *no comment*
Z: I feel so misunderstood...
RW: Well? We're waiting.
Z: ><;;; Oh come on!! I looked up SAYLA'S dress, not some guy!!
S: You could be bi ... 6.6 And for the record, I didn't say that.
Z: x.x GAAAAHHH!!!!
RW: *lol* You admitted that you looked up Sayla's dress!!! That's clip wasn't even real; thank you technology. ;p
Z: X______X
S: <.<+
C: V_V;;; Now what??
RW: I dunno, I'm outta clips.
B: *runs by with bees nest on horn thingie* TA-SU-KE-TE!!!!
RW: *takes out list and writes down bees nest*
C: What's that?
RW: The list of things Baku has gotten his head stuck in. Like halloween pumpkin, printer, fridge, mailbox, window, VCR, lampshade, and the list goes on. T_T Don't ask about the last two.
S: That's ... nice? O.o?
B: *running in circles* Ta-su-ke-te, ta-su-ke-te, ta-su---
RW: *takes the bees nest off Baku's head* Awww, my poor babies! Baku-kun didn't hurt any of you did he? *cuddles the swarm of bees*
C, S: Oo;;
RW: Bees are my friends! ^-^ They never sting me no matter what!! <.<; But wasps on the other hand are ungrateful bastards! Grr them.
B: *a bit traumatized* Is this like another weird hobby of yours??
RW: I suppose ... 9.9;; *puts the bees nest back in the tree*
Z: x_x
B: Why are we here again?
RW: Oh yeah!! We're here to celebrate!! w00t!! *throws confetti*
S: Why are we celebrating?
RW: Because this is--
Jim: *drumroll*
RW: --the 50 th fic on mm.org!!! Tadaaa!!
C: Uh, yay?
RW: And the 1 st anniversary of SD Gundam airing in America is coming soon, so we can party for both screeeee!! ^-^
S: ... But you had to torture us first before telling us that.
RW: Yup yup. ^^; So this fic won't be a complete waste, I suppose you people can ask questions to me in reviews...6.6 Or you can give me better ideas of what to do with this fic......^^;;;
Z: x_x
B: -_-;;;
S: ¬.¬;;
C: v.v;;
RW: I WILL MAKE YOU MAD CAPTAIN!! xp
C: Oo??