SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ CELEBRATE!!! ❯ Wild Mario Ninja Mushrooms ( Chapter 8 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

CELEBRATE!
By: May-VeggieGirl1

As weird as this may sound, this is an actual true story. You might not understand what I mean until the very end of the chapter. Since this happened a week or two ago, it's not exactly what happened. (like, I added the ninjas part coz' it's funnier ^^;)

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Ybaso was on his way home in the afternoon when it happened. When it did happened, he was careless enough to pause and watch.
Mushrooms.
They appeared out of nowhere. Acres upon acres of mushrooms that popped up. They were those weird mushrooms like the Mario Kingdom had. Ya' know, the red and white polka dotted ones? Springing up around trees, some even on trees, but leaving the road he was on completely alone.
It kinda reminded him of the Wizard of Oz, like that yellow brick road was going through the field of poppies that got everyone high on. That was when he was careless- he paused to think about turning back in case somehow there was a connection and that the mushrooms would get him high. And he really wasn't in the mood to get high, re-enact the Wizard of Oz, or do both at the same time.
The pause was just enough time for the mushrooms to jump from the shadows and blow out pollen on the unsuspecting musha gundam. He stood there, slightly stunned that the mushrooms moved with ninja-like stealth, before succumbing to a fit of sneezing.
"Oh wonderful...," he groaned while sniffling. "I'm allergic to wild mushrooms..."

Defeated by the wild mario ninja mushrooms, Ybaso trudged the rest of the way home.


He arrived at the very large house to find an even more unpleasant surprise than the wild mario ninja mushrooms along the path to his home. And it was beginning to rain, but that isn't the surprise.
"RW, what are you doing--" Ybaso was cut off with an interrupting sneeze. "... here." RW shuved a suitcase in his hands and ran on back into his room. Ybaso stood there for a minute to blink before snapping out of his slight trance. He was a bit slow today, wasn't he?
Ybaso followed behind RW to be struck down with the sight of his dramatically altered room. "Wh-what are you DOING!??!" RW turned back to him with the paint roller and grinned.
"I'm painting your room pink."
"WHY?!"
"Coz' now this is the new little girl that Kaibaso adopted's room. Duh!" He almost threw down the suitcase in his outrage.
"We have at least 7 different empty rooms in this mansion--"
"Actually, it isn't a mansion, it would need 10 more rooms to be a mansion."
"Who cares! The point is why did it have to be MY room!?!"
"Well, your room does have the smallest window..." Kaibaso came into the room and peered over the large box he was holding.
"Oh, hey Yba."
"Will someone please explain what the hell is go--" Ybaso was cut off once again by another sneeze. If a sneeze had a true form or any matter, you knew he would be glaring at it right now.
"You coming down with something?," Kaibaso asked while putting down the box in one corner of the half-pink room.
"Oh no no no," RW exclaimed while pushing Ybaso out of his room. "We can't have you staying here if you're going to be sick, it might be contagious!"
"I'm not sick," He yelled back. "I ran into wild mario ninja mushrooms and now I'm getting a head cold from the pollen!"
"Sure, that's what they all say!"
"... RW, no one says that. Not even Yorokobi or Onigiri say anything that farfetched," Kaibaso muttered while sweatdropping.
"Still, we can't take the chance!" RW pushed him out the front door.
"You can't kick me out of my own house!""Just did. Besides, I own you, and you own the house, so I can kick you out of your house!" RW slammed the door shut in Ybaso's face. He sat on the ground and fumed for a minute or so before he finally realized what RW said. He slammed open the door again.
"What new little girl that Kaibaso adopted?!?!"
"Someone sure is slow today...," Kaibaso chuckled to himself.
"Shut up and explain!!"
"Well," Kaibaso started while looking up at the ceiling. "I decided to see what it might be like being a parent." Ybaso blinked for a moment, still totally confused.
"Since when do you make a life-changing decision on a whim? Besides, weren't you going to study ninjutsu in hopes to get stronger?"
"Hm, well, I changed my mind. I want to be a parent now."
"...Okay, seriously, who are you and what have you done with Kaibaso?"
"Oh come on, it's not that weird for me to do this, is it?"
"Bro, the only decision you were ever able to make within a day's time is when you met Kiba and immediately proclaimed he was evil..."
"I have been thinking about this for the last two days, if you must know... And that decision is totally justified!"
"Now, yes. Back then, not really. Heh, remember kaasan thought that you suffered brain damage before meeting him...?"
"Yes, unfortunately, I do..." RW stormed over to Ybaso and pushed him out the door.
"Yeah yeah yeah, that's nice. But you're putting germs in the air and we don't want that, now do we?"
"I TOLD you, I'm not--" She slammed the door in his face. Again. "...sick..." He quivered in anger then opened his suitcase to grab somethings.

"... RW, you do realize that throwing Ybaso out in the rain while preeching that he's sick totally makes no sense, right?" Kaibaso sweatdropped while glancing out the window and carrying another box into the room.
"Of course it makes sense!"
"... No, it doesn't." RW shruged while brushing her hands off.
"Whatever. Well, I'll bring her over, so keep unpacking until I get back."
"Yes ma'm," Kaibaso muttered sarcastically while rolling his eyes. RW trotted out of the front door and tripped over Ybaso.
"Ow... You're still HERE?!?" Ybaso whacked RW over the head with a sign.
"I'm striking at my own house and it's your fault!"
"No, you're loittering at your own house, now get lost!" RW dragged Ybaso out into the rain and dropped him a few feet from the house. "...no fair... gundams shouldn't be heavy...," she panted.
"Too bad, we are."
"Still, I want you to be off this property by the time I get back!" RW stormed off while ignoring the rain. Ybaso sat there, completely drenched and unmoving.
"It's my house. I don't have to move from this spot if I don't want to," he told himself stubbornly. Kaibaso opened the door and watched him sit there.
"Are you going to come in or not? If you stay out there, you probably will catch something if you haven't gotten something already..."
"I want my room back," Ybaso said while crossing his arms.
"Look, she'll just throw you out again if you go back in your room. Besides, we already painted it pink..."
"Why couldn't you two have waited until I got back home?!"
"Well, you know RW..." Kaibaso scratched the back of his head. "Once she gets an idea, she'll go full force for a while before finding another idea... Why don't you just take mom and dad's room? I doubt she'll check in there for you..."
"Why should I take their room, it's your fault I lost my room!" Ybaso turned around to look at Kaibaso and sweatdropped. "... and I've never been in mom and dad's room. Why don't you take their room and I take yours?" Kaibaso twiddled his thumbs.
"I've never been in their room either... and it's not my fault, it's RW's..."
"... it's still your fault," Ybaso muttered to himself.
"Look, do you want a place to stay or not?" Ybaso remained silent and turned his back to Kaibaso again. Kaibaso sighed and retreated back into the house.
And he continued to sit there, ignoring the rain and being stubborn in his views, when it happened again. The mushrooms were walking down along the road! Okay, so maybe they weren't walking, but they were on their way back. And... they were bigger!
"Stupid rain...," Ybaso complained while standing up again to grab his suitcase and run back inside. "Fine! I'll take mom and dad's room," he grumbled while walking past Kaibaso. "But only because the wild mario ninja mushrooms are back..." Ybaso went into the unknown territory and slammed the door behind him, Kaibaso shook his head while unpacking clothing for the new family member. He paused.
"Wild mario ninja mushrooms...?" He glanced out the window for a moment then shook his head. "Nah..." The moment his eyes returned to his previous work, he turned his head back to the window. Rain dripped down it. "Nah, no way..." Kaibaso continued his work in the box.

Dust settled in the dimmly-lit room Ybaso now stood in. It was very plain room, a king-sized bed in the middle, walk-in closet on the left side of the room with a window next to the closet, a dresser, and two sliding paper-doors on the opposite side of the closet. (A/N: x.x *can't remember what the paper-doors are called*)
"Blan, much?" Ybaso sighed while dropping his stuff on the ground and sitting down on the bed. The mattress began to move out from under him before trying to drag him further in and bouncing around from sudden movement after at least a few years of remaining still. Not realizing what the hell was going on, he flailed for a moment until he got a good hold on the bed post and clung to it as if his life were in danger. After a few more seconds, the bed wavered and balanced back into stillness. He stared at it for a few minutes before poking at it to see if it were alive. (Hey, if you had gotten attacked by wild mario ninja mushrooms, you could easily suspect something like this to be alive, right?)
Once poked, it jiggled slightly before straightening out again. Ybaso narrowed his eyes at it and snorted at it for it's deception. Slightly pissed off, he returned his feet to the normal, not-moving floor and left the room.

Kaibaso was frusterated and nervous when Ybaso came out from their parent's room. He looked up at his older brother slightly startled before hanging his head and sighing.
"Please note that I'm having a hard time coping with the concept that there might be wild mario ninja mushrooms outside our house..."
"And I'm having a hard time coping with the concept that our parents have a waterbed..." Kaibaso blinked rapidly before looking back up to Ybaso.
"...They have a waterbed?"
"Yes, the last people who would want a waterbed have one..."
"Huh, who would have known?" He glanced out the window once more before attempting to continue his work. Ybaso shook his head sadly while watching Kaibaso.
"What's wrong? Think that our favorite step-cousin is behind the mushrooms?," Ybaso said sarcastically while rolling his eyes. Kaibaso stood up.
"Oh man, I didn't even think about Kiba being behind this!" He began to walk off.
"Where the hell are you going?," Ybaso said before sneezing.
"To get my sword."
"You're joking right," Ybaso asked while sniffling. "Christ, you flippin' baka, are you ever going to realize that not everythig bad is linked with Kiba?!" Kaibaso returned to the room with hilt and sword.
"You can never be too sure with him," he growled.
"'Fer crying out loud--" Just then, the doorbell rang and interrupted him. "Dammit, is everything going to interrupt me today!?"
"I bet it's Kiba's evil wild mario ninja mushrooms..." Kaibaso readied his sword before approaching the door.
"Gimme' a break, it's probably just RW back with--... nevermind, go on and kill whoever 'Kiba sent' to come and ring our doorbell..." Kaibaso blinked while letting go of his sword.
"Oh, I see your point. If Kiba did send someone, they wouldn't ring the doorbell, they just break into the house..."
"Why the hell am I ringing the doorbell anyway?? I own this place!... in a sense."
"Ybaso, it's RW!"
"Duh, I just said that!"
"You need to get back in your room so she doesn't kick you out again... unless you want to get kicked out again that is..."
"But... oh, fine then..." Ybaso trudged over to the room before turning back to glare at Kaibaso. "You'll pay for this later though..."
"It isn't my fault," Kaibaso yelled back as Ybaso slammed the door shut. "No gratitude, whatsoever," Kaibaso growled before opening the door.


Ybaso groaned while dragging himself out of his room the next day. He sniffled while walking down the hallway behind the paper doors and took a third right to a dining room connected to a kitchen. He grabbed the closest chair to him by the table and sat down indian style to rest his chin on the table, keeping his eyes still closed. Kaibaso was in the room already making toast.
"Good morning."
"I have a new addition to my hate list; waterbeds suck," Ybaso mumbled, half awake.
"I could have told you that..."
"Yes, but you didn't now--" Ybaso paused to try and hold back a sneeze but it won anyway. "...now did you?"
"No, sorry," he said while putting butter on the bread. "I'm assuming your allergies haven't gone away yet?"
"I wish..." Ybaso sniffled. "It might have actually gotten worse..."
"Hm? Good morning! I made breakfast for you." Ybaso opened one eye to see who Kaibaso was talking to. A little gundam girl stood in the doorway, still rubbing her blue eyes sleepily. He opened the other eye to looked over to Kaibaso.
"She's the one who took my room, huh?"
"Niisan, be nice...," Kaibaso warned while putting the plate of toast down on the table before turning to the little girl, who was looking a bit more awake now. "Hoshi, this is my older brother, Ybaso. Um...," He scratched the back of his head. "Should we just call him your uncle? But that would make me your father..."
"Way to be a parent, bro..." Kaibaso mildly glared at Ybaso, who sneezed and didn't catch the glare somehow.
"What did I just tell you??" Ybaso sniffed, sat up straight and leaned back against the chair to hang one arm over it.
"Sorry, I don't listen to orders..." Hoshi sat down at the end of the table and nibbled quietly on her toast. Ybaso watched her. "Cute." He narrowed his eyes. "Too cute..." Kaibaso elbowed him. "Hey, I'm telling the truth! If things were always what they seemed, I seriously doubt we would exist, since gundams are build orginially as war machienes!"
"Are you saying that she has an inner demon because she took your room or because this a forewarning?"
"What do you think?!" Ybaso snorted.
"... You're bitter because she took your room." Ybaso glared at Kaibaso as suddenly the door was smashed in.
"Konnichiwa!!!" Hoshi fearfully sank in her seat as a female gundam hopped in threw what used to be the door. Kaibaso, not fazed at all by this appearance, sighed and waved at her.
"Ano sa. Shiro, are you sure you have to destroy something every time you visit?" Ybaso felt a headache coming on, so he held his head in his hand and tried to ignore their 'visitor'. Shiro glanced over at Hoshi, making the little girl duck down even further.
"Oh, who's this?," She asked while hurrying over to Hoshi's chair to get a better view.
"Um, her name is Hoshi... I recently adopted her..." Kaibaso said while trying not to fumble with the words. Hoshi, gaining more vigor, sat up slightly.
"Hi? I'm... Hoshi." Shiro bubbled with glee and scooped her up from the seat to huggle her.
"She's sooo adorable!!" Kaibaso and Ybaso sweatdropped.
"Um... thanks."
"Yeah... real cute...," Ybaso muttered before sneezing.
"We have got to have one of these, Ybaso!!" Shiro giggled as Ybaso had just fully attained a 'conscious' state of mind.
"Wh-what???," He questioned, his eyes growing wide. "I really hope you're referring to the toast..." Kaibaso sweatdropped.
"Hoshi already finished eating her toast, so no such luck bro... what I don't get is how Shiro acts like she can just walk into a retail store an pick up a little girl to adopt off a shelf," Kaibaso muttered to himself while sweatdropping. Shiro giggled while letting go of Hoshi and walking over to the still shocked Ybaso.
"Come on," She said while grabbing his arm and dragging him out of the chair. He flopped on the floor and tried to pry his arm away. "We better get going!"
"Going where?!? I'm confused!!" Using his free hand, he scratched at the ground. "Do we have to go outside, that's where the mushrooms attack!! Oh come on, just tell me where we're going!! Kaibaso, a little help here!!"
"Sorry niisan, she's your girlfriend," Kaibaso shrudged while letting Shiro drag his brother off.
"Kaiba, I swear I'll get you for this!! Shiro, seriously, where. are. we. Going!?" Hoshi and Kaibaso watched the two leave. After a minute or so of the room returning to quiet, Hoshi spoke up.
"She's scary..." Little blue lines appeared under Kaibaso's eyes as he shook his head to the side.
"You have no idea... and hopefully you'll never know..." Hoshi nodded her head quietly, starting to wonder what she has been dragged into.


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x.x Um, it's not finished, so sorry peoples! x__x I've been having problems finishing fics lately, but posting them up anyway.

Translations:
Niisan- older brother
Kaasan- mother
Konnichiwa- hello
Ano sa- hey
Hai- yes*

*not sure if I used this word or not X.x
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