SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ Madness of the DARK AXIS! ❯ VILLIANS ARE IDIOTS ( Chapter 10 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Arisasora- ……………

Shadow- What's up with her?

Sakura- She's just concentrating on studying for the SAT 2.

Shadow- Oh, that must be a pain

Sakura- Yeah it is.

Arisasora- Would both of you be quiet? I'm trying to study.

Sakura & Shadow- Geesh moody.

Sakura- Disclaimer?

Shadow- We do not own anything if we did I don't think she would have to study for

SAT's.

VILLIANS ARE IDIOTS

Last time group 3 was going to put on a performance to make the gigiantic zako soldiers peaceful ( If it works that is) Group 1& 2 finally arrives at the clues.

Arisasora-…finally! The first clue!

Zero- which is?

Guneagle- This! *holds up a square glass plastic thingy)

Zero- We came all the way here just for that?!?!!?

Guneagle- We couldn't find anything else in this dark and creepy room.

Arisasora- Except for the N sync posters that was locked up in the treasure chest labeled

“Commander's dream boys”

Guneagle- You don't say, I bet that he collected those things while he plotted a plan for

conquering Neotopia.

Zero- That explains why all of those plans where idiotic and pointless.

Guneagle- Yeah it really does.

Arisasora- let's leave this place, it's making me feel uneasy. I bet group 2 already found their clue.

Zero- And how do you know that?

Arisasora- There's a big sign in the sky that says GROUP 2 FOUND THE CLUE*points at a airplane that is dragging the sign in big flashy neon letters*

Guneagle- Dude, that sign is hurting my eyes!

Zero-………forget I asked….

NOW BACK TO GROUP 3

Gigantic zako soldier#1- Dude! The Goldeneye is the best FPS ever!

GZS#2- No way dude! Goldeneye sucks! Halo is the best!

GZS#1-Halo sucks IDIOT!

Bakunetsumaru- Oh boy, things are going to get ugly around here…

Justin Timberlake- I mean so what if he's a guy. That's not weird isn't it?

Kuja- Not at all!

Commander- All the more reason to go for it!

Shadow-Must….not….kill….

Gundiver#1- Just keep walking………

Shadow- Here you are Mayor. Where have you been. You look like hell!

Mayor- *with million of glow in the dark necklace and a bottle of alcohol *

Heeeeeeeeeeey, I feel groooooooooovy. HA HA HA!!* falls onto the floor*

Shadow- Oh for the love of god…..

A FEW MOMENTS LATER…..

Bakunetsumaru- You back! Did you find the Mayor?

Shadow- Yeah, she's in the bathroom and gundiver#2 is holding her hair. Are we almost ready? I want to get this over with.

Bakunetsumaru- Yup! The singer should just about be ready!

Shadow- Who did you hire anyway?

Bakunetsumaru- Oh I hired Yuna from FF series!

Shadow-……..someone please kill me……..

A FEW MINUTES LATER……..

Yuna- Hello evil idiot zako soldiers! Today I am going to sing the popular song from Kingdom hearts Hikari!

Zakos- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Yuna- They love me!!!

ANOTHER FEW MINUTES LATER……..

Yuna- hold me whatever lies beyond this morning..

Shadow- I have to admit, the plan is actually working.

Mayor- I knew it would!

Bakunetsumaru- It was a good idea to use the castle in Lacora as a stage!

Yuna- Is a little later o-BOOOOOOOOOM ZAPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

Shadow- What the hell?! Hey Bakunetsumaru, what happened the laser catching device that you were so proud of?!

SOMEWHERE IN THE CROWD

Deathscythe- Princess Lili! Why did you do that?!

Princess Lili-She made me cry! And NOBODY who make ME cry gets away without being struck by lasers! Now Deathscythe dear…you would NEVER make me cry now would you?

Deathscythe- Ummm…..

AFTER THE SHOW….

Mayor- Great job Yuna! There wasn't a single dry eye in the crowd!

Yuna- * Now all black* thanks….

Bakunetsumaru- How about we forget about this journey for a bit and go to the arcade?

Shadow- Hey wait a minute! The commander could use this time to set up another trap before we can get the clue! Don't you think that is a little important?

Bakunetsumaru- Why? No matter how much time we take getting there the villain never actually about to strike until the heroes arrive.

Shadow- That's the dumbest thing I've heard! Come on someone back me up here.

Gundiver#7- I have to agree with him on this one.

Shadow-……*sigh* Cartoon heroes……

Arisasora- Hey guys, didn't you get the clue yet?

Shadow- How did you get here?! Weren't you suppose to find the other clues?!

Arisasora- We did, you're the only group left that hasn't found the clue.

Sakura- Yeah we finished a day ago.

Shute- You guys still haven't gotten the clue?!

Captain- It only should have taken you an hour.

Guneagle- Dude, you guys are slow.

Zero- I hate to admit it, but with Bakunetsumaru in the group I guess it is understandable.

Shadow- …….shut up….

Arisasora- So do you guys have a plan that would eliminate the commander forever?

Captain- I do, we could lure the commander to a deserted place-

Shadow- And you going to do a trio attack that will turn him into ashes right?

Captain- What? No way! I was going to say that we dump a grand piano on him and then

stuff him in a cannon and shoot him into space.

Arisasora- I don't like your plan, it sucks.

Sakura- My god! Did she just say “it sucks”?!

Zero- I can't believe it!

Shadow-*now crying* I didn't think I'd live to see this day. I'm so proud of you older sister!

Arisasora- Yeah I said it! It's sucks! Captain's plan it F***ing gay. What the F*** are

you thinking you A**hole!

Guneagle- *sweat drop * Holy Sh*t dude…..

Shute- I knew it was a bad idea to let her read “Catcher In the Rye”…..

Zero- That does it young lady! You go straight to the washroom and and clean out the

filthy mouth of yours now!

Arisasora- Hmph, idiot.

Zero- I heard that!

Sakura- If Captain's plan is no good how do we eliminate the Commander?

Captain-….hmm…..wait I have another idea. Shadow wear this.

Shadow- Huh? Sure…..WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

Captain- The Zelda outfit from Super Smash Brothers Melee.

Shadow- Do I need to remind you I'm a guy?!

Captain- That dress is suppose to kill any enemy that the person that is wearing it up

against.

Shadow- What the hell are you talking about?! I don't feel any more powerful wearing

this! If anything, it's a burden because I'm a guy!

Captain- Just do it. Or it will be peach's outfit next.

Shadow- …..I'll get you for this……

Commander- No one can defeat me hahahaha!

Shadow- Why don't you just shut up would you?! It will be a lot less annoying when I

send you to the planet Pluto!

Commander- Grrrr…..*throws mud at Shadow*

Shadow- Hey! What the hell did you do that for! Now I have mud all over! That's it

you're are going to die-

Link- *who appears out of nowhere * you MONSTER! How dare you put mud on my angel's garment with your filth! I'll kill you!

Commander- Uh-oh….

Shadow- *sweatdrop * what the……

Link & Commander- *gets into a dust fight *

Captain- Works like a charm!

Shadow-……………..

3 HOURS LATER….

Shadow- Are they still going at it?

Gundiver#5- Apparently so.

Zero- We could just tell him that we took the dress to the cleaners and had it cleaned.

Guneagle- I bet 10 bucks that elf boy is going to win.

Arisasora- We're not taking the bet.

Guneagle- Why?????

Sakura- Cause we know in all these hero and villain cartoons the hero always wins.

Shadow- Isn't that pretty obvious?

Guneagle-……..damn it.

A DAY LATER……..

Shadow-……that's it Guneagle. Get the hose.

Guneagle- Way ahead of you.

CHAPTER END!!!!!

Shadow- Well that was pointless.

Sakura- That's what this story is about, randomness.

Shadow- Yeah that's true.

Arisasora- Hey guys, did you finish the story?

Shadow- Yeah, just second ago.

Arisasora- By the way I saw Link soaking wet and covered with mud. What happened?

Shadow- …….you don't want to know.

Arisasora-?