SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ Madness of the DARK AXIS! ❯ More randomness ( Chapter 11 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Shadow- Holy..your back!

Arisasora- Yes I am! Are you happy to see me?!

SDG cast: NO!

Arisasora-….I'll ask again * Takes out a whip* are you happy to see me? *lightning cracks in the background*

SDG cast:…..yes we are.

Arisasora- Okay good cause I improved my writing skills over the past years and I might be writing a serious novels with you in it.

Bakunetsumaru- Why us?!

Arisasora- the good side is you will all be humanized in there. In other words your gonna be people like ghost in the shell

Zero: you mean like…a cyborg?

Arisasora- Something like that. Oh yeah Zero. I'M ASHAMED OF YOU!!

Zero- What did I do?!

Arisasora- You were stupid enough to be wrapped and immobilized by a bamboo container that's suppose to hold rice! And on top of that you got yourself all black!

Zero- that's only in the 2nd season! How did you know?!

Arisasora- I asked my cousins to by the DVD's

Zero- *mumbles something about Japan*

Shadow- Hey can I borrow that later then?

Arisasora- Sure but for now we need to get on the story.

Shadow- Yeah I mean you were gone for like what…..3 years?

Arisasora- Just do the disclaimer!

Shadow- She does not own anything. Damn how many times do I need to say this…

ANOTHER CHAPTER OF RANDOMNESS!! (and pointless stuff)

Arisasora- So let me get this straight. You managed to cross dress Shadow…

Shadow- It was DISGUSING!!

Arisasora- Got Link to get into a fight with the Commander.

Captain- Yes that's right.

Arisasora- And he managed to slip away?! What were you guys doing!!

Guneagle- Well uh……

1 hour ago………

Guneagle- Dude this is getting boring.

Zero- I have to agree with you there.

Bakunetsumaru- it's there anything fun to do?

Guneagle- WHO'S UP FOR HALO 3!!!

EOE- ME!!!

Back to the present time……

Guneagle- We were…busy…

Zero-…yes…

Bakunestumaru- We were playing Ha- *Get's tackled by Zero and guneagle*

Arisasora- You were playing what?

Guneagle- Nothing! Right Zero?!

Zero- Yes! We were playing um…Hack into Commander's computer!

Captain- They were playing Halo 3

Zero+Guneagle- CAPTAIN!!!!

Shadow- WTF?! YOU WERE?!

Arisasora- IT THAT TRUE?!

Zero- Yes but-

Arisasora+Shadow- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!!

Guneagle- *now behind Zero* If I don't survive this…..tell Loco that I love him.

Zero- who?

Guneagle- My pet ferret

Zero- ……..

Arisasora- Why didn't you let me play too!

Zero- What?

Shadow- Yeah! Halo 3 is the best gun game that's been out! Why didn't you tell me at least!!!

Captain- Aren't we getting off topic of the fanfiction here?

Arisasora- Eh it doesn't matter. It's not like this fiction made sense from the being anyway.

Shadow- Plus I bet 50 bucks that Commander Sazabi is right now in a spa doing…girly stuff.

Guneagle- Well I be-

Arisasora- Don't even THINK of taking that bet

Guneagle- Why not?

Arisasora- Cause you'll lose guaranteed.

Shadow- Want me to rig up a TV and hidden camera to prove that?

Zero- *thinking back at the beginning* No

Shute- By the way…

Shadow- Holy *&^@! Rooster head! You were still alive?!

Shute- Why would I be dead?

Shadow- tch…the assassin team must got lost…

Shute- ASSASSIN TEAM?!

IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWWHERE…

Assassin#1- What the…where are we?! I don't even know how to read this map!!

Assassin#2- Where's the weapons?!

Assassin#3- Where's Neotopia?

BACK TO THE GROUP

Shadow-…it's nothing.

Shute- no it's not I just heard assass-

Shadow- IT'S NOTHING DAMN IT! NOW SHUT UP!

*chirp* *chirp*

Shute- o.o ok…

Captain- Now let's me explain what were gonna do from no-

END OF CHAPTER!!!

Captain- What?! I didn't even finish my line!

Arisasora- No one wants to hear your ranting! Plus the final episode of LOST is up!

Shadow- I need to go kill someone on Halo 3

Arisasora- Oh yeah. Read and Review!