SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ Random Babble ❯ Chapter 2
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By: May-VeggieGirl1 
Anime/Manga: SD Gundam Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Mystery / Hentai / Comedy / Classic / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.15.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 354 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: SD Gundam Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Mystery / Hentai / Comedy / Classic / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.15.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 354 | Status: Completed
RW: Yip-yipee! Yes, some randomness again.
Random the Lima Bean: *still cradling patchouli candle*
RW: The lima beans new name is Random. Yay for Random!
Zero: _/ *holding baseball bat*
RW: ^^;;;;; Uhhh... sorry about robbing you?
Zero: I WAS SAVING THAT TO BUY A PORNO SITE!!!
RW: *holds up tape recorder* I wonder how Kane, Requi, Sayla, and the Princess would react to this.
Zero: Kane knows, Requi I don't care *gasp* You wouldn't dare taint their ears with that knowledge!
RW: Hell yeah I would. ^^
Zero: ;.; There go my chances at ever getting my own porno site...
RW: Yup. Out the window. Meanwhile, I used the money I rightfully robbed him of to buy Authoress Black Magic for Dummies !! Now I OFFICIALLY control everything! Mwahahahahahahahahaa!! >:D
Capt: *helps push Shute in wheelchair* There there, the doctor said the paralysis might wear off by next year...
Zero: How'd you get out of the chain? O.o
Capt: I'd rather not talk about things I fail to comprehend.
Zero: O.o........? Oh-kay....
Shute: *can't talk* *twitch*
RW: Aww, poor Shute. v.v Not my problem.
Shute's Lawyer: Actually, it IS.
RW: CURSE YOU LAWYERS AND YOUR EVIL, SADIST NATURE BENT ON ROBBING PEOPLE!!!
Zero: >.>+++ You're NOT one to talk about evil, sadist nature bent on robbing people...
RW: ^^;;;; *heals Shute with magic*
Shute: *jumps out of wheelchair* *attempts to strangle RW*
RW: *puts him in a bubble*
Shute's Lawyer: *thumbs up* *leaves*
RW: Yes, got the lawyer off my back. So, has anyone seen Baku-koi?
Shute: O_o Koi?!?
RW: ;p
Zero: Do I want to know what that means...?
RW: No.
Baku: *comes up to them* Ano sa.
Shute: *looks at Baku* KOI!?!?
Baku: ??
Shute: x.x
RW: Mee hee hee hee hee! Oh, I know, how about some FAQs??? *scribbles down list* THERE! Okay, first one....
After you guys defeated the Dark Axis, did Zero and Baku decide to a lope? (can't spell 4 carp. See, I can't even spell crap! No wait, I just did...)
Zero: O_0 ALOPE?!?!
Baku: *twitch*
Capt: That's a frequently asked question?
RW: ^_^ Now it is!
Shute: X.x
RW: Answer the quueeesssttiioooonnnn............
Baku: IIE!!! x.x
Zero: NO!!! x.x
Shute: x.x
Capt: ....riiight.
RW: Fine, be that way, but WE KNOW THE TRUTH!! Second question:
Just who IS the Daishogun?!?
Shute: *shock fazed away* Well Baku?
Baku: Uhhh......... I dunno! ^^
Everyone: *falls over*
RW: ><;;;; Even after the whole:
Flashback...
Baku. :'OMG the Daishogun!' O.o
Ashu. :'The Daishogun?!' `_`
Baku: 'Yeah, look it's the Daishogun!' ^-^
Cobra. :'Is that really the Daishogun??' >_>
Ashu. :'It's been ages since there was a Daishogun!!' 6_6
Baku. :'What's the Daishogun doing here? Oooh, look, sparkly effects, just like Zero to a degree!' ^_^
Cobra. :'Hey, he really IS the Daishogun!' O.o
Ashu. :'Daishogun?' `_`
Cobra. :'Daishogun!' >_<;
Baku. :'Yay for the great Daishogun!' ^_^
Cobra. :'Why do we keep saying Daishogun?' O.o??
Baku. :'I dunno. But since the Daishogun is here, we should get back to actually fighting instead of staring at each other as the Daishogun plays with his fan!' 9_9;
Ashu. :'Can we really stop mentioning the Daishogun in every sentence?' T_T;
Baku. :'No.' ^_^
Cobra. : '... Then can we at least stop talking like we're in Dude, Where's My Car?' T_T+
Ashu. :'Dude?' O.o?
Baku. :'Dude!' ^_^
Cobra. :'Dude, seriously.' T_T++
Ashu. :'Duuuuuuuddde...' V_V
Baku. :'Daishogun dude.' ^_^
GunE. :'Dudes, you're stealing my gig!!' >_<;;+
Baku. :'Dude?' O.o?
GunE. :'DUDE!!!' >_<++
Baku: _/++ THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!!!
RW: 9.9; Okay, so maybe I exaggerated a bit...
Shute: Guneagle wasn't even there!!
RW: Like I said, MAYBE I exaggerated a BIT...
Baku: x.x
Shute: x.x
RW: And you STILL don't know who the Daishogun is?!?!
Baku: Hey, gimme a break! There hasn't been one in YEARS!
RW: Alright, then lets ask the Ybaso! *pulls Ybaso out of a hat*
Everyone: Oo;;;
RW: Authoress Black Magic for Dummies ROX!!
Everyone: <<;;;;;
Ybaso: Um, riiiight.
RW: So just who is THE GREAT AND POWERFUL DAISHOGUN?
Ybaso: A militant leader.
Everyone else: *falls over* x.x *twitch*
Ybaso: ...?
Zero: THAT'S IT?!? X_x
Ybaso: Yup.
Shute: What about the Tenki-gyaishi?!? Or however you say it!! ><;;;;
Ybaso: Just a move that alters the laws of physics. v.v
Capt: Oo;; Just ??
Ybaso: Yup.
Everyone else: Oo;;;;;;;
RW: So you guys can alter the laws of physics???
Ybaso: Well, not everyone, but hai. v.v
Baku: Duuuude...
RW: SEE! You did say dude! ^^;;;
Baku: >.>;;;
Shute: It just doesn't make sense...
Zero: Not many things do these days...-.-;;
Ybaso: Look, if Kiba could eat HIMSELF and yet still be alive, how could you have any kind of doubt about musha gundams altering the laws of physics? T.T;
Baku: Easy. Oo;
RW: That. is. so. COOL!! XD
Capt: <.<;;;;;;;;;
Baku: I wonder what the Daishogun is doing now...?
Daishogun: *sitting in the field of spirits while still holding Ashu's gunsoul* 'Hmmm... maybe I should shave my mustache... Wow, I really do have a manly voice, even when I'm only thinking! Echo... echo... echo...' *looks at gunsoul* 'Wait, what was I doing? Oh well.' *chucks Ashu's gunsoul* 'I wonder if this place has a drive through...'
RW: ^^;;; Maybe it's best not to ask those questions... But Baku, you still shouldn't have overreacted about the Daishogun's appearance...<.<+ That's the only reason we thought he was special! (other than the tenki-gyaishi)
Baku: xp I do not overreact! *pouts*
Everyone else: T_T+
RW: *takes out truth syringe*
Baku: !! Okay maybe I do a little...o.o;;;
RW: *moves toward Baku*
Baku: ALRIGHT!! I overreact, are you happy now?!?
RW: Quite. *puts syringe away* NEXT QUESTION:
How do musha gundams have babies??
Ybaso: .............................
Baku: ...............................
Everyone else: O_O
Shute: What what- WHAT!?!?
Zero: O.O Children........!??!?!??!
Capt: o.o????
Ybaso: We refuse to answer that question. V.V;;;;;;
Baku: ^^;;;; What-he-said!!
RW: *takes truth syringe back out* >:)
Baku: CURSE YOUR EVIL NEEDLES!!!
Ybaso: *glares at RW* We will answer questions on that subject as long as they are yes/no questions!
RW: >:) Okaaay... So do male musha gundams have-
Shute: *holds hands over ears* AHH! THE MENTAL PICTURE!!! It BURNS!!!
Ybaso: -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Baku: ^^;;; Why don't you ask Taishi?? He's the one who knows all about a gundams anatomy! x.x
RW: ......Alright. You have been spared- for the moment .
Ybaso: <.<;;; Wow, I'd never imagine me saying this but- good thinking.
Baku: ^^;
RW: To Taishi!! *suddenly everyone is at Tai/Baku's place in Ark*
Baku: Ooh! Home!
Ybaso: ..................... *fidget*
Zero: x.x Did you really have to bring us along??
RW: Of course! ^^ TAISHI GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE NOW!!
Taishi: *from inside house* Make me!! *walks outside* HEY!
RW: Hello, I created everything about you! Duh!
Taishi: Oh... yeah... 9.9; Kuso. ><;
RW: So, Taishi, how do musha gundams have children?
Taishi: I'm not answering! x.x
RW: *moves closer with truth syringe*
Taishi: Kuso! Why don't you ask them?! *points at Baku & Ybaso*
Baku: We passed the baton to you. ^^
Ybaso: ................. *ignoring everyone*
Taishi: Aa, thanks. I'll have to remember this, Baku, when you're being chased down by an angry ghost wanting to eat your soul... <.<+++
Baku: Oo Meep!!?
RW: JUST ANSWER!!
Taishi: x.x Okay, so first there's this bee... and this bird... and they like each other... a lot... so they like... yeaah... x_x
RW: T_T;; You guys are so immature.
Baku: Yup. ^^
Shute: LALALALALALA-
Capt: Oo;;;
Zero: x.x
Ybaso: ................... *in la la land*
Taishi: ><;;; FINE!!! We have sex to make children!!! Are you happy now!?!?! X_x
RW: Aa, so have any of you three had sex before??
Taishi: *takes a breath and walks away*
RW: *shoots him up with truth syringe*
Tai: ._. No.
Baku: ^^;;; I haven't either.
RW: Aw, come on, that was too easy Baku. *shoots him up anyway*
Baku: ._.
RW: Have you had sex?
Baku: No.
Zero: See?! That's proof we didn't go alope!! ><;;;;;
RW: Oops, I stuck him with the wrong needle. ^^;;;
Baku: ._. No. No. No.
Zero: *falls over* X_x
Shute: LALALALALALA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, LALALALALALA-
Capt: ^^;
RW: So, what about you Ybaso?
Ybaso: *still in la la land's amusement park*
RW: Ano sa! I never gave you permission to go to la la land!!
Ybaso: *snaps out of it* Nani?
RW: Have you had sex before?
Ybaso: .................................... *creates a dimensional rip with sword and leaves*
Zero: x.x Nooooo! Don't leave us alone with this crazy person!!
Taishi: *still a bit woosy from the truth serum* 9_6 Wouldn't you already know the answer since you created him also?
RW: Oh... yeah...
Capt: Desa vu.
RW: And the answer is hai! ^^ Muahahahahaha!
Baku: ._. No. No. No. No. No.
Taishi: *did NOT need to know that* Oo;;;;;;;;
Zero: *same* Oo;;;;;;;; Here I thought he couldn't get anyone...
RW: Well, that's the thing about Ybaso, you really can't tell anything with him. v.v OH, next question!
Taishi, can gundams get stds? XD
Taishi: >_<;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; No. Now excuse me while I go barf from the mental image... *runs inside*
Baku: ._. No. No. No.
Zero: x_x I might join him...
Capt: ................
Shute: LALALALALALA-
RW: Muahahahahaha!! Hmm... what else is on my list...? Here's one:
Can Lacroan gundams have children?
Zero: ><;;;
RW: Well, Z?
Zero: .................No.
RW: Would that be the same answer if I-
Zero: Yes. It would. v.v;;;;;;;;;
RW: Can you guys have sex then?
Zero: *blushes* *mumbles softly* yes...
RW: So you and Baku could actually-
Zero: T_T++++++++++++++++++++
RW: Eh, heh heh... *sweatdrops* *disappears* Muahaha! That's all for today, but I SHALL RETURRRNNN- flies into a pole and becomes visible again* x.x Ow...
Random the Lima Bean: *still cradling patchouli candle*
RW: The lima beans new name is Random. Yay for Random!
Zero: _/ *holding baseball bat*
RW: ^^;;;;; Uhhh... sorry about robbing you?
Zero: I WAS SAVING THAT TO BUY A PORNO SITE!!!
RW: *holds up tape recorder* I wonder how Kane, Requi, Sayla, and the Princess would react to this.
Zero: Kane knows, Requi I don't care *gasp* You wouldn't dare taint their ears with that knowledge!
RW: Hell yeah I would. ^^
Zero: ;.; There go my chances at ever getting my own porno site...
RW: Yup. Out the window. Meanwhile, I used the money I rightfully robbed him of to buy Authoress Black Magic for Dummies !! Now I OFFICIALLY control everything! Mwahahahahahahahahaa!! >:D
Capt: *helps push Shute in wheelchair* There there, the doctor said the paralysis might wear off by next year...
Zero: How'd you get out of the chain? O.o
Capt: I'd rather not talk about things I fail to comprehend.
Zero: O.o........? Oh-kay....
Shute: *can't talk* *twitch*
RW: Aww, poor Shute. v.v Not my problem.
Shute's Lawyer: Actually, it IS.
RW: CURSE YOU LAWYERS AND YOUR EVIL, SADIST NATURE BENT ON ROBBING PEOPLE!!!
Zero: >.>+++ You're NOT one to talk about evil, sadist nature bent on robbing people...
RW: ^^;;;; *heals Shute with magic*
Shute: *jumps out of wheelchair* *attempts to strangle RW*
RW: *puts him in a bubble*
Shute's Lawyer: *thumbs up* *leaves*
RW: Yes, got the lawyer off my back. So, has anyone seen Baku-koi?
Shute: O_o Koi?!?
RW: ;p
Zero: Do I want to know what that means...?
RW: No.
Baku: *comes up to them* Ano sa.
Shute: *looks at Baku* KOI!?!?
Baku: ??
Shute: x.x
RW: Mee hee hee hee hee! Oh, I know, how about some FAQs??? *scribbles down list* THERE! Okay, first one....
After you guys defeated the Dark Axis, did Zero and Baku decide to a lope? (can't spell 4 carp. See, I can't even spell crap! No wait, I just did...)
Zero: O_0 ALOPE?!?!
Baku: *twitch*
Capt: That's a frequently asked question?
RW: ^_^ Now it is!
Shute: X.x
RW: Answer the quueeesssttiioooonnnn............
Baku: IIE!!! x.x
Zero: NO!!! x.x
Shute: x.x
Capt: ....riiight.
RW: Fine, be that way, but WE KNOW THE TRUTH!! Second question:
Just who IS the Daishogun?!?
Shute: *shock fazed away* Well Baku?
Baku: Uhhh......... I dunno! ^^
Everyone: *falls over*
RW: ><;;;; Even after the whole:
Flashback...
Baku. :'OMG the Daishogun!' O.o
Ashu. :'The Daishogun?!' `_`
Baku: 'Yeah, look it's the Daishogun!' ^-^
Cobra. :'Is that really the Daishogun??' >_>
Ashu. :'It's been ages since there was a Daishogun!!' 6_6
Baku. :'What's the Daishogun doing here? Oooh, look, sparkly effects, just like Zero to a degree!' ^_^
Cobra. :'Hey, he really IS the Daishogun!' O.o
Ashu. :'Daishogun?' `_`
Cobra. :'Daishogun!' >_<;
Baku. :'Yay for the great Daishogun!' ^_^
Cobra. :'Why do we keep saying Daishogun?' O.o??
Baku. :'I dunno. But since the Daishogun is here, we should get back to actually fighting instead of staring at each other as the Daishogun plays with his fan!' 9_9;
Ashu. :'Can we really stop mentioning the Daishogun in every sentence?' T_T;
Baku. :'No.' ^_^
Cobra. : '... Then can we at least stop talking like we're in Dude, Where's My Car?' T_T+
Ashu. :'Dude?' O.o?
Baku. :'Dude!' ^_^
Cobra. :'Dude, seriously.' T_T++
Ashu. :'Duuuuuuuddde...' V_V
Baku. :'Daishogun dude.' ^_^
GunE. :'Dudes, you're stealing my gig!!' >_<;;+
Baku. :'Dude?' O.o?
GunE. :'DUDE!!!' >_<++
Baku: _/++ THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!!!
RW: 9.9; Okay, so maybe I exaggerated a bit...
Shute: Guneagle wasn't even there!!
RW: Like I said, MAYBE I exaggerated a BIT...
Baku: x.x
Shute: x.x
RW: And you STILL don't know who the Daishogun is?!?!
Baku: Hey, gimme a break! There hasn't been one in YEARS!
RW: Alright, then lets ask the Ybaso! *pulls Ybaso out of a hat*
Everyone: Oo;;;
RW: Authoress Black Magic for Dummies ROX!!
Everyone: <<;;;;;
Ybaso: Um, riiiight.
RW: So just who is THE GREAT AND POWERFUL DAISHOGUN?
Ybaso: A militant leader.
Everyone else: *falls over* x.x *twitch*
Ybaso: ...?
Zero: THAT'S IT?!? X_x
Ybaso: Yup.
Shute: What about the Tenki-gyaishi?!? Or however you say it!! ><;;;;
Ybaso: Just a move that alters the laws of physics. v.v
Capt: Oo;; Just ??
Ybaso: Yup.
Everyone else: Oo;;;;;;;
RW: So you guys can alter the laws of physics???
Ybaso: Well, not everyone, but hai. v.v
Baku: Duuuude...
RW: SEE! You did say dude! ^^;;;
Baku: >.>;;;
Shute: It just doesn't make sense...
Zero: Not many things do these days...-.-;;
Ybaso: Look, if Kiba could eat HIMSELF and yet still be alive, how could you have any kind of doubt about musha gundams altering the laws of physics? T.T;
Baku: Easy. Oo;
RW: That. is. so. COOL!! XD
Capt: <.<;;;;;;;;;
Baku: I wonder what the Daishogun is doing now...?
Daishogun: *sitting in the field of spirits while still holding Ashu's gunsoul* 'Hmmm... maybe I should shave my mustache... Wow, I really do have a manly voice, even when I'm only thinking! Echo... echo... echo...' *looks at gunsoul* 'Wait, what was I doing? Oh well.' *chucks Ashu's gunsoul* 'I wonder if this place has a drive through...'
RW: ^^;;; Maybe it's best not to ask those questions... But Baku, you still shouldn't have overreacted about the Daishogun's appearance...<.<+ That's the only reason we thought he was special! (other than the tenki-gyaishi)
Baku: xp I do not overreact! *pouts*
Everyone else: T_T+
RW: *takes out truth syringe*
Baku: !! Okay maybe I do a little...o.o;;;
RW: *moves toward Baku*
Baku: ALRIGHT!! I overreact, are you happy now?!?
RW: Quite. *puts syringe away* NEXT QUESTION:
How do musha gundams have babies??
Ybaso: .............................
Baku: ...............................
Everyone else: O_O
Shute: What what- WHAT!?!?
Zero: O.O Children........!??!?!??!
Capt: o.o????
Ybaso: We refuse to answer that question. V.V;;;;;;
Baku: ^^;;;; What-he-said!!
RW: *takes truth syringe back out* >:)
Baku: CURSE YOUR EVIL NEEDLES!!!
Ybaso: *glares at RW* We will answer questions on that subject as long as they are yes/no questions!
RW: >:) Okaaay... So do male musha gundams have-
Shute: *holds hands over ears* AHH! THE MENTAL PICTURE!!! It BURNS!!!
Ybaso: -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Baku: ^^;;; Why don't you ask Taishi?? He's the one who knows all about a gundams anatomy! x.x
RW: ......Alright. You have been spared- for the moment .
Ybaso: <.<;;; Wow, I'd never imagine me saying this but- good thinking.
Baku: ^^;
RW: To Taishi!! *suddenly everyone is at Tai/Baku's place in Ark*
Baku: Ooh! Home!
Ybaso: ..................... *fidget*
Zero: x.x Did you really have to bring us along??
RW: Of course! ^^ TAISHI GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE NOW!!
Taishi: *from inside house* Make me!! *walks outside* HEY!
RW: Hello, I created everything about you! Duh!
Taishi: Oh... yeah... 9.9; Kuso. ><;
RW: So, Taishi, how do musha gundams have children?
Taishi: I'm not answering! x.x
RW: *moves closer with truth syringe*
Taishi: Kuso! Why don't you ask them?! *points at Baku & Ybaso*
Baku: We passed the baton to you. ^^
Ybaso: ................. *ignoring everyone*
Taishi: Aa, thanks. I'll have to remember this, Baku, when you're being chased down by an angry ghost wanting to eat your soul... <.<+++
Baku: Oo Meep!!?
RW: JUST ANSWER!!
Taishi: x.x Okay, so first there's this bee... and this bird... and they like each other... a lot... so they like... yeaah... x_x
RW: T_T;; You guys are so immature.
Baku: Yup. ^^
Shute: LALALALALALA-
Capt: Oo;;;
Zero: x.x
Ybaso: ................... *in la la land*
Taishi: ><;;; FINE!!! We have sex to make children!!! Are you happy now!?!?! X_x
RW: Aa, so have any of you three had sex before??
Taishi: *takes a breath and walks away*
RW: *shoots him up with truth syringe*
Tai: ._. No.
Baku: ^^;;; I haven't either.
RW: Aw, come on, that was too easy Baku. *shoots him up anyway*
Baku: ._.
RW: Have you had sex?
Baku: No.
Zero: See?! That's proof we didn't go alope!! ><;;;;;
RW: Oops, I stuck him with the wrong needle. ^^;;;
Baku: ._. No. No. No.
Zero: *falls over* X_x
Shute: LALALALALALA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, LALALALALALA-
Capt: ^^;
RW: So, what about you Ybaso?
Ybaso: *still in la la land's amusement park*
RW: Ano sa! I never gave you permission to go to la la land!!
Ybaso: *snaps out of it* Nani?
RW: Have you had sex before?
Ybaso: .................................... *creates a dimensional rip with sword and leaves*
Zero: x.x Nooooo! Don't leave us alone with this crazy person!!
Taishi: *still a bit woosy from the truth serum* 9_6 Wouldn't you already know the answer since you created him also?
RW: Oh... yeah...
Capt: Desa vu.
RW: And the answer is hai! ^^ Muahahahahaha!
Baku: ._. No. No. No. No. No.
Taishi: *did NOT need to know that* Oo;;;;;;;;
Zero: *same* Oo;;;;;;;; Here I thought he couldn't get anyone...
RW: Well, that's the thing about Ybaso, you really can't tell anything with him. v.v OH, next question!
Taishi, can gundams get stds? XD
Taishi: >_<;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; No. Now excuse me while I go barf from the mental image... *runs inside*
Baku: ._. No. No. No.
Zero: x_x I might join him...
Capt: ................
Shute: LALALALALALA-
RW: Muahahahahaha!! Hmm... what else is on my list...? Here's one:
Can Lacroan gundams have children?
Zero: ><;;;
RW: Well, Z?
Zero: .................No.
RW: Would that be the same answer if I-
Zero: Yes. It would. v.v;;;;;;;;;
RW: Can you guys have sex then?
Zero: *blushes* *mumbles softly* yes...
RW: So you and Baku could actually-
Zero: T_T++++++++++++++++++++
RW: Eh, heh heh... *sweatdrops* *disappears* Muahaha! That's all for today, but I SHALL RETURRRNNN- flies into a pole and becomes visible again* x.x Ow...