SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ SD Gundam: The soap! ❯ Melodramatics and Retarded Smileys ( Chapter 1 )

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SD Gundam: The Soap


By: May-VeggieGirl1 and NeoYami


Heh, yes another thing by Kai and I. ^_^;;; It's a soapopera of SD Gundam! (or...basically stuff with SD Gundam...9_9;; Yeah...) Yuri Atchi is her screen name and mine is Nokinojutsu for the time being. The first chapter is what happened last night, the only thing we took out of the conversation is when we planned ahead of time what to do. ^_^;; We are the in the parentheses. I edited it so it will be easier to understand without the color.


Yuri Atchi: yo?
Nokinojutsu: okay. UGH, it's Fucking up again. Actually the plot isn't easy to explain...Mercurius and Vayeate fight w/ Zero and Baku until they push Baku into a deeper section and then Zero falls in too. Then they encounter a monster WHICH IS REALLY FRIENDLY< but at first they're terrified, but Baku ends up (even my key boards fucking UP..>
Yuri Atchi: ^^;;; You can mail it to me later if ya want....hehe
Yuri Atchi: Hey Baku!!! Still in that hole?! -.-
Nokinojutsu: naw, it's fine now..
Yuri Atchi: yay! ^^
Nokinojutsu: hopefully...I bet Baku fucked this thing up...
Yuri Atchi: lol
Nokinojutsu: yep, he still in da hole.
Nokinojutsu: which makes me want to write some tfo the second series of Requi's Revenge...^^;;;
Yuri Atchi: -.- His boyfriend got raped by tallgeese...HEAR THAT BAKU! >_< heheh. ^^;
Nokinojutsu: of*
Yuri Atchi: oooo ^^; but you gotta finish the first!
Nokinojutsu: 0 got raped? yeah I know...-.-;;;
Yuri Atchi: but does HE know? >.> *kicks the hole*
Nokinojutsu: tonight I'll stay up late. Obaasan can kiss my ass.
Yuri Atchi: ....Good thing his sword is being mended, or he'd probably....yay! Staying up late!!! ^^

B: *wakes up* Ack! Who kicked my hole!?
Yuri Atchi: Hey! Zero got raped dumby!
Nokinojutsu: heh heh, dun finish that sentence...^^;;

B: \_/+ What?!
Yuri Atchi: I won't ^^; But hey...he might have a gun....O.o
Yuri Atchi: Yeah, Tallgeese did it. ^^;; Zero's in his room right now...
Nokinojutsu signed off at 7:44:33 PM.
Nokinojutsu signed on at 7:52:38 PM.
Yuri Atchi: died again?
Nokinojutsu: *on the verge of throwing comp. out ten story building*
Yuri Atchi: ^^;;;; I'll take that as a yes.
Nokinojutsu: to think I'm not on the crappiest comp. in the world...yeah.
Yuri Atchi: Bakuuuu, still there? O.o

B: I'm gonna kick Tallgeese's ass!
Yuri Atchi: ^^; yup. But I think you should see Zero before he throws himself out a window or something...

Tai: Can everyone manage to SHUT UP!!
Yuri Atchi: ^^;;

B: *already three blocks away in an alley, looking for that pimp*
Yuri Atchi: O.o;;; He's...in a closet...
Nokinojutsu: RW: He's fast when the the going get's tough. ^_^
Yuri Atchi: I'll say O.o
Nokinojutsu: ?? Zero?
Yuri Atchi: no tall
Yuri Atchi: Zero's right there falling out a window....FALLING OUT THE WINDOW?!!?!? O_O
Yuri Atchi: ^^;;; ...IIIII saw nothing....>.>
Nokinojutsu: ah, he has wings. It's okay.
Nokinojutsu: *calls police*
Yuri Atchi: .....not at this state of mind. Oo
Nokinojutsu: *just kidding!*
Yuri Atchi: O.o
Yuri Atchi: *eats baccon*
Nokinojutsu: well,....what's so bad about Tallgeese anyways? (other than the obvious reasons...^^;;;nvm) O.o Bacon?
Yuri Atchi: .....*stuffs baccon in her mouth* O.o Mine!
Nokinojutsu: lol, that's an inside joke with one of my friends...
Nokinojutsu: bacon I mean.
Yuri Atchi: *hears a loud crash from outside* ....O.o? Inside joke?
Nokinojutsu: I have too many inside jokes.
Yuri Atchi: lol ^^;;;;
Yuri Atchi: hey what was the crash?
Nokinojutsu: Say a word, and I'll probably have an inside joke with it.
Yuri Atchi: mustard? o.o
Nokinojutsu: dump truck? yes, I have an inside joke w/ mustard.
Yuri Atchi: -.- wierd...hows the tallgeese hunt going with Baku??
Yuri Atchi: *sees Zero fly back upm to window* ...THe heck is he doing O.o?
Nokinojutsu: oh, Baku'll probably get his ass kicked then come back to lick his wounds.
Nokinojutsu: Zero's jumping in and out of a high window-duh!
Nokinojutsu: ^_^
Yuri Atchi: ...No...he had something in his hand when he came back...>.>
Nokinojutsu: monster truck tickets?
Yuri Atchi: ?
Yuri Atchi: O.o
Nokinojutsu: i dunno.
Yuri Atchi: i dunno, but it was black
Nokinojutsu: ^_^ a wig?
Nokinojutsu: somebody's cat?
Yuri Atchi: O.o um...it was shiny....
Nokinojutsu: a shoe?
Yuri Atchi: -.-
Nokinojutsu: ooo, gazing ball!
Yuri Atchi: a what?
Nokinojutsu: i win! ^_^
Nokinojutsu: bowling ball?
Nokinojutsu: um...
Yuri Atchi: that's too big!
Nokinojutsu: okay...oh, um, a purse?
Yuri Atchi: ....^^;;.....
Nokinojutsu: he's a thief!
Nokinojutsu: or maybe someone's dress O.o?
Yuri Atchi: i dun think it's a ---*hears a bang* ......dress....oo
Nokinojutsu: or maybe it's a STAPLER! ^__^
Nokinojutsu: or a gun.
Nokinojutsu: wait, they aren't black.
Nokinojutsu: r they?
Yuri Atchi: some are.^^;
Yuri Atchi: but I think he shot himself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O.o
Yuri Atchi: Where's Baku!?
Nokinojutsu: T_T .........
Nokinojutsu: Getting his ass kicked 3 blocks away
Yuri Atchi: .....doesn't that boy have a pager or something? T_T
Nokinojutsu: not yet. -_-'
Nokinojutsu: Tai's here though...and glaring at me like he wants to shuve my head down the laundry shoot...^^;; Eh...hi?

Tai: \_/++ *has baseball bat*
Yuri Atchi: hey Tai, we think Zero shot himself.....^^; We're sorry...

Tai: For Zero shooting himself or for making noise?
Yuri Atchi: the noise I'm sorry about ^^;;
Nokinojutsu: And Tallgeese is kicking his ass 3 blocks from here.
Yuri Atchi: his as in your gay bro man ^^;
Nokinojutsu: ur not sorry that zero was raped and now has a hole in his head?
Yuri Atchi: I'm sorry about that! I was saying sorry about the noise first

Tai: T_T *sighs* I'll b right back...*leaves*
Yuri Atchi: ? Wheres he goin?
Nokinojutsu: ...wanna roast some marshmellows?
Yuri Atchi: yay!
Nokinojutsu: probably to drag Baku back.
Yuri Atchi: ^^; lol
Nokinojutsu: *lights fire* Weeeeee! Toasty!
Yuri Atchi: yum...^^; smores!
Nokinojutsu: Maaaaarrrrrrrrrrrsssssssshhhhhhhhhmmmmmeeeeeeellllllllllllooooooooowwwwwsss ssssssssss
Nokinojutsu: ^_^
Yuri Atchi: ^-^
Nokinojutsu: should we be doing something?
Nokinojutsu: other than enjoying marshmellows?
Yuri Atchi: like?
Nokinojutsu: .........oh well!
Yuri Atchi: just make sure this soap opera is recorded cuz...well....hehe. ^^;;;;; you know what happens in soaps eventually
Nokinojutsu: i dunno. just feels like there's something we're ignoring...
Yuri Atchi: food?
Nokinojutsu: 9_9 O well! yummmmyyy! ^_^
Yuri Atchi: hehe
Yuri Atchi: So how long until T and B come back?
Nokinojutsu: ah...
Yuri Atchi: O.o smily

T: *comes back dragging baku* What did I tell u about running off to fight strong people alone?
B: .......not to...*has tons of bruises*

Yuri Atchi: Hey Baku!! We think Zero shot himself!!!! Go look!!

Tai: Y did u do that anyways?
B: I forget!
B: O_o What, HE SHOT HIMSELF?!?!
B: *throws crutchs to the side and runs in the room*

Yuri Atchi: O.o wow....that's fast recovery

Zero: *is lying on the floor holding his shot arm*
(RW's insert) Z: *magically pulls flowers out of the "wound"*

Yuri Atchi: >.>;; RW.
Nokinojutsu: RW: ^_^

(Kai's insert) Zero: *T_T Did not do that*
(RW's insert) Z: *did so*

Nokinojutsu: RW: XDXD

B: Awww! Ty, Zero! *snuggles with Zero*
Zero: *flinches a bit and sobs*

Nokinojutsu: RW: XD

Z: B...Baku...*hic* ;-;
B: What's wrong, dear? They're very nice flowers!
B: Shhh...it's okay...
Z: ....I was raped....oh mana....by HIM!. *cries*
B: I love u too.
B: *cuddles Zero*
Zero: *clings to Baku and cries* Baku!
B: It's okay...shhh...oh yeah, that's right I forgot you were raped!! Oh Zero!
B: I'm so sorry!
B: What's with the black gazing ball?
Z:.....Thats...a gun.....
Tai: *runs in and throws gazing ball out window*
Z: -.-;;; it's.....oh nevermind! *sniffles*
Tai: The gun's over there *points to the gun* that was a gazing ball.
B: .......why is there a gazing ball in here?! *flinches* ...ow...
Tai: God I hate those things. Baku, weren't ur legs broke just a second ago?
Z: ^^;;; Don't remind him of things please.....it just makes things worse........
B: Oh....right...*falls down*
Z: See?? -.- ....Oh look...I'm bleeding....O.o ...a....lot....
B: X.x

Nokinojutsu: ....marshmellow anyone?
Nokinojutsu: XD XD XD
Yuri Atchi: -.-;;;; *drags RW off to roast marshmellows*

Tai: I guess I'll call an ambulance...since I'm here to fill in the air time apparently...
Z: For Baku?
Tai: For both of u. Maybe I should call the mental hospital while I'm at it...
Z: No! I'm not going anywhere!!!
B: >< Owie owie owie! Why ow not Zero?
Z: *Grabs the gun*
B: ;_; N-No!!

Nokinojutsu: G is for Gatorade.

Z: *sobs* Why not?!

Nokinojutsu: ^_^

B: Because I love you!

Yuri Atchi: I thoguht I draged you off woman! *drags her off again*
Nokinojutsu: *claws her way back* Nooooooooooo!!!

Z: .....you...what? *lowers the gun a bit*
B: I love you Zero! Please don't kill yourself!
(RW's insert) B: (I also love my hole. Our relationship will go far if you don't come between me and the hole, Zero)

Nokinojutsu: (XD XD XD lol)

Z :.........(<----about the hole thing)

Nokinojutsu: RW: *laughing thy ass off in mad manner*

B: ( yeeeessss?)

Yuri Atchi: -.-+ GAWD! At least make a good comment!
Nokinojutsu: RW: I'm hyper if u can't tell by now.

Z: ......*lifts gun up again after the hole thing*

Nokinojutsu: Maybe it was the marshmellows.

B: No, Zero don't! I love u as much as that hole, if not more! I just...need that hole...it's very comforting...
B: Maybe I should dig u a hole. See?
B: Well...once I can use my legs that is...
Z: ...*starts cring*
B: Oh Zero! I'm sorry!
Z: * keeps crying*
Kibaomaru: *eats Zero's gun* *leaves*
B: ................................
Z: ...............................*cries again*
B: *hugs Zero* It'll be okay! It'll be okay!
Z: *cries into baku's shoulder*
B: You'll be alright, dear, you'll be alright...I won't let him even near you...
B: ...Would you like a riceball Zero? I could show you how to make them right! ^_^
Z: *calms down a bit* Um...s-sure...*hic*
Tallgeese: *pokes his head in* Hunny, I'm home! :]
B: \_/+
Z: ....*clings to Baku in fear* Baku...!!
B: *get's up and punches Tallgeese in the gut*
B: *remembers his legs r broken and falls back down*
B: *glaring at Tallgeese*
Tall: .....-.- You're sooooo stupid. Zero dear, come along now! ^^
Z: ....*scoots away from Tallgeese*
Tall: *grabs Baku* Get over here or else the red freak dies!!! \_/+
B: Ack! No Zero, leave!
Tall: *is knocked out cold*
Tai: What would you do w/o me bro?
Z: ...*hic*....*sob* .....t-thanks Tai....
B: What took you Tai?!
Tai: Ah. *blows a raspberry at Baku*
B: \_/ Okay, you can stop rubbing it in now!
Z: *sniffles*
Tai: ^_^; He'll be out for a while.
Z: G-good...
Tai: A looooonnnnggg while.
B: Okay thank you brother-LEAVE! *almost hissing*
Tai: -.-;;; *leaves*
Z: ^^;;; (Is glad his an only child...) *hic*
B: You gonna be okay Zero?

Nokinojutsu: RW: *also glad is only child ~not including half brothers/sisters~*

Z: ...I.....guess so......
B: Okay, let's make some-*goes to stand up but falls again* Ow, ow, ow!
B: ...riceballs? X.x
Z: Baku?? *scoots over to Baku* you okay?
B: Yeah, I just have to remember my legs are broken...
Z: *kisses baku* Poor baby...
B: Heehee...^_^ Your arm is still bleeding Zero...
Z: ...I know....O.o Woah...my entire arm is covered in blood...heh....how'd I not notice?

Nokinojutsu: RW: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Yuri Atchi: -.- *drags her off again*
Nokinojutsu: RW: WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG?!?
Yuri Atchi: What young!? Now SHHH!!!
Nokinojutsu: RW: ;_; No fair...

Z: ...Baku?
B: Yes Zero?
Z: .....I ...love you too....a lot...*blushes a bit*
B: *glomps Zero*
Z: O.o ooff! *falls over*
Z: Someone's happy....^^;
Z: *kisses baku again*

Yuri Atchi: Awww, ain't that cuuute?
Nokinojutsu: RW: yup. So are kitties. ^_^

Z: .....why don't you two go hunt down Trunks or that little gundam and fight over him while leaving me and Baku alone!? -.-

Nokinojutsu: RW: Trunks? But he's from DBZ!

Z: *cuddling Baku* Point?

Nokinojutsu: RW: I know, I could use Genkimaru to draw Hoshi and Litho as little babies! X3
Nokinojutsu: Kawaii!
Yuri Atchi: Aww, that would be kawaii!! ^^
Nokinojutsu: I know! ^_^

B: T_T;;
Z: -.- Oh brother....*keeps hugging Baku*
B: *kisses Zero anyways*

Nokinojutsu: RW: Get a room!

B: This IS a room.

Nokinojutsu: RW: Hm...you have a point...

Z: GO TO A DIFFERENT ONE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT!!!! -.-+

Nokinojutsu: RW: Y dun u?

Z: This is MY ROOM, woman!!

Nokinojutsu: At Kai's place.
Nokinojutsu: I think...o_o *Looks around*

Z: T_T+

Kai: Yes....^^;; sorta...hehe
Nokinojutsu: ..........we just made a campfire in ur living room...............
Nokinojutsu: to roast marshmellows...

Z: Fine! Stay if you want, I don't care! *pins baku down and kisses him*

Yuri Atchi: O.o ohh....heheh. ^^; Well, if the IRS calls, we didn't do it!

B: Heh heh...Zero..

Nokinojutsu: RW: I'm going to see what Tai's doing...
Yuri Atchi: I'll join ya RW ^^;;;

Z: Good, -.-
Tall: *wakes up* Ack.....@_@ *dizzy* Woah...............
Z: ....*screams*
B: He still shouldn't be able to move.
Tall: *can't move* Fuck......
Z: ...phew....v.v *cuddles baku*
Tall: >< Zeeerrrrrrrooooooooo!!!!!!! Nice room. 9_9
Z: O.o ......thanks........???
Z: *kisses Baku's neck* ^^
Tall: Wanna give me some love?
B: ...Can u please kick him?
Z: With pleasure. *kicks Tallgeese in the face*
Tall: Damn it! You always hurt the ones you love.......^_~
Z: o.o\\\\ *clings to Baku* .....ew....
Z: Can you burn him alive or something sweetie?? ^^;;;
B: Sorry, I'm still all beat up..^^;;;;;;;
B: I wish though. Tai, can you fry this guys circuit's properly?
Z: Or better yet...fix him?
B: Yeah......that would work.

Nokinojutsu: RW: brb for a minute, k?
Yuri Atchi: k
Nokinojutsu: back
Yuri Atchi: Z: Bout time ^^;

Tai: *in la-la-land, visiting the little elves at Santa's Workshop and declaring them free to roam the sahara*

Nokinojutsu: RW: ^_^

Z: . . . . . . . . . .Does insanity run in your family, Baku??
B: I dunno. I'm insane? *tilts head to side innocently*
Z: Yes, but I like your insane...hehe
B: Tai's just in one of those moods...do u think calling him Tai for short makes him sound girly?
Tall: Yeah, it does.
Z: >.> *kicks tall* No, I know some guys who are just tai
B: Oh. *smooches Zero* Would u like him to be ur brother-in-law?
Tall: Say no! Say no!
Z: *blushes deeply* o.o
B: \_/ Zip it you!
Z: ......*is speechless* ....*nods head quickly*
B: ^^ *blush*
Tall: God, when I can move again...
Z: hopefully never!
B: Zero, can you please cut this guy's nuts off with your sword?
Z: I don't have it today.
B: Damn.
Tall: Hooray!
Z: I know....*kisses Baku again* I love you ^-^
B: I wuv you too Zero!
Z: Hehehe.

Nokinojutsu: (RW: Can we please move on from this mushy sceen? It's nice but it's getting lengthy and repeating...)

Z: NO!
Z: :p
B: *duct tapes Tallgeese's mouth shut* That helps...

Nokinojutsu: (T_T It wasn't even open...)
Z: Oh well! *tackles Baku to the ground* >: )

Nokinojutsu: Narrator: THE NEXT DAY!
Nokinojutsu: RW: Deal with it!

Z: -.-;;;;;;
B: ...Did we sleep here on your floor?
B: And is your arm still bleeding?
Z: I dunno......O.o That's a good question....^^;; *feels a bit woozy*
Z: ....x.x.......
B: Tai! Why hasn't that ambulence come yet?!
Tai: *returned from la-la land with lolly pops and stickers* They said they hit traffic. A lot of it.
Tai: Like the roads disappeared or something like that...
Z: .....
Z: .......Should i just keel over and die at this rate? -.-
B: No Zero! ;_;
B: Aren't people supposed to move for an ambulence?!
Z: I'm kidding hunny....^^ *hugs baku*
Tai: No room to move. bumper to bumper. What- ambulences don't grow wings!?
B: *is hugged* ^_____^ Oh yeah, I have wings! Someone, say the magic word!
Z: ;-; Noooo!!!
Tai: No! You'll fly off the handle!
Z: Yeah! None of that or else I'll be really mad!!!!!!! >_<
B: But I can fly you to the hospital, dear!
Z: No you won't in that state....^^;;;
B: Why not?
Z: You'll probably...I dunno...rob the candy store in la la land!
Z: Just...no ...evil weird flying stuff for you...okay?
B: ;_; .........I know! Maybe my hole can drive us there! ^_^
Z: ...........-.-;;;;; Baku, just be quiet for a little while, okay?? *kisses baku*
B: Otay! ^_^
Z: *cuddles close to Baku* Let's just...get comfy while we wait....*runs a finger up Baku's chest seductively*
B: Heeheehee, Zero...
Tai: T_T Ahem.
Z: ....^^;;; Ummmm.....Do you mind leaving us alone for a few minutes....or an hour? ^^;;;
Tai: T_T I left you two alone all night!
Tall: *stands up* Yay!
Z: ....HE MOVED!!!! O.o *jumps into Baku's arms*
Z: Shoo, goawayTallgeese!!! ><;;;;
Tai: V_V;;; Your troublesome, aren't you...*holds up arm*
Tall: I won't fall for that again!
Z: -.- Damnit, why can't you be more stupid?
Tai: Damn...I would ask someone to hold him down...
Z: O.o I am NOT touching him....
Tai: BUT I would fry them too so...
Tall: *summons griffin* Here birdy birdy-!! *griffin shits on his head*
B: *lol*
Z: ....oh fine.....O.o *trips Tallgeese and pins him down with his foot* ^^;; hurry up!
Tai: No, I'd still fry you.
B: Zero, he's right you know.
Z: I'll move my foot at the last second!
Tai: T_T Still fry you.
Z: -.-;;; *stomps on Tallgeese*
Tall: Oh Zero! Shouldn't I be on the -ow!
Tall: ...top....
Z: O.o;;;; *runs and hides behind Baku* ......He's scaring me again ....;-;
B: I'll protect you-*falls flat on face from trying to stand up yet again*
Tai: -.-;; If only you weren't dropped on your head...
Z: don't try to stand....Oh, is that why he acts like this?? ^^;
B: Not funny Tai! XP
Z: Aww, poor Baku-chan. *cuddles Baku*

Nokinojutsu: RW: lol, I just went to close a blind and the cat sitting on the ironing board in front of the window was startled, jumped up, hissed, then lost it's balance and fell off. ^_^ It was funny.
Yuri Atchi: LOL!!

Z: O.o That's odd....

Nokinojutsu: RW: I know...

Z: Er.....anyway, has tai fried the perv yet?
Tall: *pins Baku down* Now, Zero is mine, so back off red!!

Nokinojutsu: RW: no. ^_^;;;

Z: Get off of him!!!!
Z: NOW! \-/+
Tall: Make me! XP
Tai: Grrrrr! \_/+;
Z: .....Just don't hurt him!!!!!!

Nokinojutsu: ;-;AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- (i was downloading something and on the last megabyte, it stopped running and closed so you can't recover it)

Z: I....I'll sleep with you if you promise not to hurt him!!! ;_;
B: NO! ZERO! ;______; I already have my legs broken, it's okay!
Tall: Really? >:)

Nokinojutsu: ...>:] (T_T+) (RW's Note: The deal with that is because me Kai and I were talking threw aim so whenever you put :) or ;) it would make a gay smiley appear. We keep bagging on each other for that the whole time)

Z: *looks down sadly and nods* ...Just don't hurt him...
Z: I love him...

Nokinojutsu: RW: *eats popcorn*
Nokinojutsu: RW: This is such a soap.
Yuri Atchi: ^^;;;; *eats some popcorn too*

B: Z-Zero...!
Tall: Okay, on three, I hand red to the other blue and Zero comes to me.........3! *throws Baku to Taishi and grabs Zero*
B: ZERO! ;______;
Z: *looks up at Baku sadly* Baku....I'm sorry!

Nokinojutsu: RW: This is so much like TB it's not funny!
Yuri Atchi: lol
Nokinojutsu: ^_^ Oh, and you won't understand the title until the end.
Nokinojutsu: ~~back to the soap~~

B: Zero, come back!!!
Z: ...*takes a step towards Baku*

Nokinojutsu: (these smileys suck ass)

Tall: *is pulled back by Tallgeese* Where are you running off to, my love?
Z: ....Baku....I'm sorry.....I love you!
Tallgeese: *secures Zero and flies out window*
B: NOOOO!!! *turns to Tai* Taishi, please throw me at Tallgeese!
Tai: Baku, he's in the air-
B: I don't care! I can't jump with my legs!
Tai: I can't let you-
B: Then I'll crawl after him!
Tai: .............
B: Taishi!

Nokinojutsu: ~~And now for this commercial break~~
Nokinojutsu: RW: XDXD
Yuri Atchi: _-_;; RW!

Zero: *Is starting to feel faint fromt he blood loss* ...ah....

Nokinojutsu: This show is brought to you by dial and a bunch of other detergents that have no specific name
Yuri Atchi: *smacks RW over the head* SHH!
Nokinojutsu: ~~And now back to "As the World Turns"~~
Yuri Atchi: *falls over* _-_

Tall: Bwahahaha! Now you're all MINE Zero!
Z: *vision blurrs* ba...ku....
Tall: *is slammed in the back* Ow! What the-*looks at his back to see Baku holding onto one of his wings*
B: I won't let you take Zero away from me!
Tall: Why you-*is slammed in the back again, this time Tai on the other wing*
Tai: You know Baku, he needs supervision at all times.
Zero: ....*smiles a bit*

Nokinojutsu: RW: That he does...

Tall: -.-++ HE-LLO!! Too much weight! We're PLUMMETING!
Everyone: *notices they're falling* O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Nokinojutsu: ~~Next time on, "As the World Turns"...~~
Nokinojutsu: RW: *lmao*
Yuri Atchi: -.- *hits RW on the head.* Back to the marathon!! -.-
Nokinojutsu: KK~

Tai: Shit, we're gonna crash! ><;;
B: OOOooooooOOO, you said a bad word Taishi!
Tai: O.o? SO!?
B: You don't cuss much. :p
Tai: T_T+ If we live, remind me to hurt you-*looks down* EEEP! O.O
B: Damn...Zero, what do we do?!
Tall: Can you two get off?!
Z: *pushes away from Tallgeese to lift the weight then grabs Baku*
Z: ...x.x.....It hurts to fly.....
B: I'm sorry dear, but WHAT ABOUT TAI?!
Z: Grab him!
Tai: o_o;;; *grabs onto Baku's hand while shivering* o_____o;;;;
Z: ....x.x....so....heavy.....you two need to go on diets!!!!
Tall: *flies upward and avoids hitting the ground* Hey! We made a deal! *chases Zero*
B: Are you saying I'm fat?! *pouts*
Z: Eeep! No, no. ^^;; *flies to the ground and dumps you two off* ...phew....I'm gonna pass out.....
Tai: >.>;; With how much you eat, you should be.
Z: yeah yeah.....*dizzy*
Baku: Don't worry, you rest. I'll protect you-*falls over*
Tai: Desa vu.
Z: ....Does this confort me...-.-
Tall: Come to papa! *swoops down*
Z: ah! o.o
Tai: Hey, I'll handle it. I've got a pretty clear shot I'd say.
B: Zero, please rest. Tai, be careful...
Tai: I will, I will...
Z: .....*passes out*
Tall: I can dodge w/e you throw at me!
B: Zero, are you okay!? What is taking that ambulence?!?

Ambulence: *somehwere in Nevada*
Paramedic 1: ...How'd we get here?
Paramedic 2: Maybe we shouldn't have taken that short cut...

Nokinojutsu: RW: XD *lol*

Z: *moans*...
B: I gotta figure out how to stop the bleeding...
Tai: *holds up hand with electricity building* Hey, Baku...I'm in the mood for fried chicken, how about you...?
Baku: Tai, how can you think about food with Zero in this condition?!
Tai: T_T ...nvm...
Tall: Bring it on!
Tai: *fires a huge blast of electricity*
Tall: *puts up his shield and is struggling against the force of the blast* Grrr..............
Z: *takes shallow breaths in sleep* .ah.......ah....

Nokinojutsu: (RW: What d'you think? Should Tai fry him or should his energy shield protect him?)
Nokinojutsu: (I'm 50:50)
Yuri Atchi: I dunnoo......which would be more entertaining?
Yuri Atchi: Kinda like if Zero should die....^^;;;;;
Nokinojutsu: welll............I want u to decide. I'm writing most of this...9_9;;

(I cut out this part to fill suspense, since we are just goofing off ^^;; ~RW)

Nokinojutsu: ^^;;
Nokinojutsu: kk ^_^

Tall: ACK! *ZAP*

Nokinojutsu: RW: Don't you just LOVE the effects?!?
Nokinojutsu: ^_^
Yuri Atchi: Oooo ahhh..like fire works! :p

Tall: *sparkle sparkle* *flies off into the distance and explodes*
Tai: Heh...I knew I wouldn't...that easy shot...
B: Tai, we have to get Zero some help fast!
Z: ..*stops moving*...
B: Zero! Please, hang on! Tai, please...can you get him to the hospital. Leave me here, I'll only get in your way...
Tai: *trying to catch breath* Where tha hell is RW and Kai anyways?!

Yuri Atchi: *In la la land*
Nokinojutsu: RW: *whistling innocently*

Zero: ....*stops breathing* ......
B: Zero! Zero come please, don't leave me!
Z: ...

Nokinojutsu: (aren't we such dramatic evil people? ^_^)
Yuri Atchi: (Yes...hey, la la land stickers! Sweet!!)
Nokinojutsu: ( I would love to have a sticker from la la land...but Tai won't share! XP)
Yuri Atchi: (I'll share! ^^;;;-)

B: *shaking Zero* Please, get up!

RW: (ty! ^_~)

Z: .....*cough**Twitch*
B: *sigh with relief* He's alive...
Tai: *picks up Zero* I'll be back for you later, Baku, I promise!
Z: *moans and twitches* Ba...ku..............
B: *yells* Hang on Zero! I'll be at your side in spirit! Please stay alive!
Z: *whimpers*..
Tai: try to stay still Zero, I'll get you to the hospital and come back with Baku, okay?
Z: ...

Nokinojutsu: Narrator: AT THE HOSPITAL...
Nokinojutsu: (.................................................................;p?)
Yuri Atchi: ( ^^;;;;;;-) #( <-another fucking smiley)#
Yuri Atchi: ( Ga...I hate that.....)
Nokinojutsu: isn't it gay?
Nokinojutsu: almost as bad as the wal mart smile dude...
Yuri Atchi: ^^;;; lol.

Tai: Is he going to be okay...doctor...?
Doc: No, he's dead, Mr. Tomas
Tai: O_o?! WHAT?! I didn't run 17 miles to have you tell me THAT?! O.o? Who's Mr. Tomas?
Doc: Oh wait....wrong person. ^^;
Tai: -.-++++ WELL?!
Doc: The blue guy is in a coma
Tai: !....
Tai: ...Baku's not gonna like that...
Doc: Yeah, yeah. Sad, gasp, oh no......Well, he better wake up soon cuz we're pulling the plug in fifteen minutes...we're running behind in electricity bills...
Tai: What?! \_/++
Tai: But I still have to pick up Baku!!
Tai: I don't have time for this, he might get eaten by buzzards!
Tai: Or WORSE! He might get eaten by Kibaomaru!
Tai: *glares* FUCK YOU! WE AREN'T PAYING!
Doc: Yup. Well, sorry. Gotta go, bridge clubs starting soon! *skates off*

Nokinojutsu: (*looks @ pic of Kiba and laughs ass off picturing him eating Baku or a gun*)
Yuri Atchi: (O.o eep....)
Nokinojutsu: (shit, I lost the adress...^^; #(<- yet another retarded smiley...)#
Yuri Atchi: (I'll mail it to ya later)
Nokinojutsu: f*ck u smiley!
Nokinojutsu: k, ty!

Z: *is in a coma with a bunch of plugs and stuff on him*

Nokinojutsu: narrator: IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE...

B: I hope Zero is okay...I'm hungry, it's almost 3...
Taxi Cab: *honks*
Baku: Hm?
Tai: *steps out* You really think I would run back?
Yuri Atchi: (lol)
B: Tai! I-Is Zero okay?
Tai: *picks up Baku* I'll tell you on the way...
Taxi Driver: Hurry up or it'll be extra!!

Yuri Atchi: ( Mmmm....ice cream.....)
Nokinojutsu: (o.O? lucky...sry, I was reading something ^^; #( <-insert dumb smiley)#
Nokinojutsu: ga! STUPID-><
Yuri Atchi: lol anywho..
Nokinojutsu: Narrator: BACK AT THE HOSPITAL...

B: *bursts into room* ZERO!
Z: *is in a coma*
Tai: *walks in after Baku and sits down in a chair*
Tai: That asshole doctor said the powers going to go off in about...8 more minutes.

Nokinojutsu: (so much for the traffic jam. now the ambulence has no excuse...)
Yuri Atchi: ( no shit)

B: No...No, Zero! Please wake up...it's me...
Z: .....(Only sound can be heard is the beeping of the machines)

Yuri Atchi: ( Aww, so sad :p )
Nokinojutsu: (v.v but the torture must continue!)
Yuri Atchi: ( oh fine....^^; )

B: *holds Zero's hand* Please...Zero...
Tai: *feels his heart...er...gunsoul...pull at seeing his brother so sad*
Z: ....( beep....beep.....beepbadobeep.....)

Yuri Atchi: ( ^^;; I had to do that)
Nokinojutsu: (*blinks* alright...)
Yuri Atchi: ( *Has a stupid sense o humor)

B: Z...Zero...I'm sorry I couldn't protect you! I shouldn't have thrown myself into battle with Tallgeese by myself...and because I was so mad at him, I wasn't here to help you...I'm so sorry...

Nokinojutsu: (aawwwwwww.......................)
Yuri Atchi: ( This is soooooo a snapshot moment)
Nokinojutsu: (I know ^_~)

Z: ...(Beep.....................beep................)

Yuri Atchi: (Uh-oh, looks like his life support is failing him ^^;;; )

B: *is trembling and holding back tears* ........................................*runs out of room crying*
Tai: Baku-!....................

Yuri Atchi: ( Ah! That's the saddest!!!! *tear* )
Nokinojutsu: (I know! *sniffle*) (RW: We really got deep into this...v.v;; don't ask me why.)

Nurse: *comes in* Well, time to pull the plug on this one....God, we're so cheep!!
Tai: You lay one finger on him and I'll hurt you!
Nurse: What?! I'm only doing my job here!!
Tai: Your a cheep whore! How could you people do this!? I won't let you pull the plug! *stands in the way*
Nurse: Look, i don't wanna do this, but hey, what else is there? I'll get in trouble if I don't!!!!
Tai: Do what? I'm gundam, you can hurt me! ^or else I'd sue you...^

Nokinojutsu: (XD that is so something a human would say)

Nurse: You threatened me first, so you can't sue me!! *gets out a can of pepper spary and spays it in Tai's eyes*
Tai: ...My eyes aren't really eyes. Pepper spray doesn't effect it. XP
Nurse: -.- How about a blow torch to melt them off!!! >:]
Tai: O_o Eep!
Nurse: * Gets out her blow torch* BWAHAHHAA!! DIE SUCKAH!!!!
Tai: Agh! But, I have Baku for a brother so it doesn't hurt...too much...yet...ow...
All the power goes off anyways...
Tai: What the hell?! That's not fair!
Nurse: Life isn't fair. ^-^ Ta-Ta! *skips off*

Yuri Atchi: ( >_<;; ooohhh....not good)

Tai: \_/+++ Bitch!!

Nokinojutsu: (yup....9_9)

Nurse: TIME TO HAUL OFF THE DEAD BODY MARC!!!
B: *in the lobby crying when he notices the powers out* No! *runs back to Zero's room* NOOOOOOOOO-----

Nokinojutsu: ( we're not really gonna kill him, r we? o.o)
Yuri Atchi: ( BWAHAHAHAA!!! ---you'll see. ^-^ I killed him before, remember??)
Nokinojutsu: ( dude, for once I dun wanna kill him #and I killed him too...remember when he grew bee wings? >:]# )
Yuri Atchi: ( Ya ya.....but you'll know if he's dead or not soon. ^^)
Yuri Atchi: back to the storyehhhh
Nokinojutsu: (*pouts*)

B: Zero! ZERO! Please, don't die! Please!!!
Power in room comes back on
Nurse: What the---?
Tai: *wires hooked up to his arm* As I said before...I didn't run 17 miles... to have him die...
B: Taishi...

Yuri Atchi: ( Awwwwwww, how sweeeeeeet)
Nokinojutsu: (I have my ways...^_^)
Nokinojutsu: (now u can kill him ^_^ Bwahahaha!)

Zero: *groans while opening an eye* Uhh......?

Yuri Atchi: ( Sorry, he ain't dead)

Baku: Zero! Your alive!

Nokinojutsu: ( I'm cool w/ that too)

Nurse: Oh well, we're not paying for it so I dun care.
Z: ...*blinks awake* w-where....am I??
B: You're at the hospital dear...the stupid doctors said you were in a coma...
Tai: *twitching* Is he alright or not?
Z: ....'dear'??? *blinks in confusion*

Nokinojutsu: (ohhhh! He has amnesia doesn't he? >:] Niice.)
Yuri Atchi: ( ^_^ What? You think I'd make it that easy???)

Baku: Do you feel okay Zero?
Z: ....0? The number that comes before 1?
B: *little worried* Of course, honey. You are the number that comes before one. You are my Zero...
Z: *blushes a bit* Wow, you're nice.....and kinda cute. What's your name?
B: *worried* My...name?
Z: Um, yeah. Please?? ...Um...is Zero my name...?
Z: ....Who the heck names their kids after numbers??? -.-

Yuri Atchi: ( ^^; This has gotta tear at the poor baka baku's heart...huh?)

Z: ...Wait....AH! I'm a machine!!!!! *screams*

Yuri Atchi: (Oopse...color....-.-)

B: ...............
Power goes off again.
B: ..! Tai, you alright?
Tai: *out of breath* I...used up most of my...energy blasting Tallgeese...
B: Thank you so much, Taishi...*turns back to Zero* Don't you remember me? I'm Baku- Bakunetsumaru. Is something wrong Zero?

Nokinojutsu: (dang, is he dense!)

Z: ....Baku...netsu..maru.....wow. What a long name. *giggles* Ummm...I'm sorry....I don't....am I supposed to know you??
Z: .....*starts to whimper
Z: I don't like the dark....
B: .............*speechless* *just remembers his legs are broken and falls to the floor*

Nokinojutsu: (whoops. ^^;;; I actually forgot...)
Nokinojutsu: (XD)
Yuri Atchi: (*falls ovr* x.x)

Z: Um...B...baku?? Are you okay??

Nokinojutsu: (it's 2:30 am and I'm still not a little bit tired...^_^ Yay!)
Yuri Atchi: ( Right on!!!! )

B: Y...You don't...remember me...Zero...But...can you remember anything...? Can you remember what you told me...?
Tai: *sweating* ..Baku....

Yuri Atchi: ( That sounds familiar!!!)
Nokinojutsu: (can they sweat? O.o?)
Yuri Atchi: ( If they can do sweat drops why not?? ^^;; )
Nokinojutsu: (it does? O.o?)
Nokinojutsu: (good logic. ^_^)
Nokinojutsu: (dang, Tai is exhausted, Baku's emotionally torn and Zero's got amnesia! we're so bad! >:] )

Z: ....Um....I don't know if I do remember anything....*feels really bad*

Yuri Atchi: ( how can things get worse??? ^^; A Tallgeese return?? O.o I jinxed it, huh?? ^^;;; )

Z: ..I'm sorry...*looks down* ...........

Nokinojutsu: (yeah, I think so. But misery loves company! >:] Let's bring Kane into the picture, neh?)
Yuri Atchi: ( I think he's on vacation with Makii at hawaii...^^;; )
Yuri Atchi: ( What about Ybaso? lol)
Yuri Atchi: ( ....That would be havoc ....O.o)
Nokinojutsu: (*shudders* Well...I guess...yeah...okay!)
Yuri Atchi: ( LOL)

Z: ...Are you....mad at me?
Z: for not remembering....?
B: ....No Zero. I could never be mad at you. I'm mad at myself...
Z: *blinks* Why?

Yuri Atchi: ( Random insertion: OH! I remeber where the dont you remeber what you said to me thing came from!! That one fic where they got drunk of yours!!! ...k....I'm done)

B: I shouldn't have let you get hurt. Now you can't remember and it's my fault...

Nokinojutsu: (oooookkkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyy....)

Tai: Don't be so hard on yourself...Baku...
Z: *feels really bad* ...Oh Baku....it's okay...
B: No! I don't want to rely on you two! For once I just want to be the one saving someone instead of always being saved...
Tai: ................7_7;;
B: No, it's not Zero! *runs off*

Nokinojutsu: (yes, his legs are still broken, but he runs off ^_^;; )

Z: .....:'[ *sniffles*

Yuri Atchi: ( O.o How does that work....???)

Tai: It's okay...let him go...
Z: Nu-uh! *gets up*

Nokinojutsu: (hey, it's all good! ~_^)

Tai: Please...Baku would get more upset if he finds you out of bed...

Nokinojutsu: (insert who r u?)

Z: .....*sits down and cries*

Yuri Atchi: ( Maybe later ^^;;; )
Nokinojutsu: (since he has no clue who Tai is yet!)
Yuri Atchi: ( Yeah, but he's to confused about everything to ask)

Tai: ................*looks down sadly*

Nokinojutsu: (kk)

Z: I-it's my fault....isn't it???
Tai: No, it's not yours...well, except shooting yourself, but that's reasonable because of that incident...^^;;

Nokinojutsu: (reeeaaaal comforting Tai...T_T;; )

Z: ....*goes over to the window, still confused* ....*sees Baku outside* Eh? *Opens the window* Baku, WAIT!!!!!!!
B: What Zero...? *sniffles*
Z: I don't know what the heck is going on---but I'm really sorry that---*is leaning too far out the window* Waa---*falls out* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Yuri Atchi: ( ...they always seem to get more dumb when losing memories...lol)
Nokinojutsu: (*face faults* Let's change things from bad to wrose...)

Ybaso: *catches him* You shouldn't be so reckless Zero. At least you could have flown.
Z: ....Flown??? Do I look like I have wings??? O.o
Ybaso: Uh, you do. T_T;;;
Zero: I do??? Where?! I don't see any!! Wait---baku!
B: ;_; You alright Zero?

Nokinojutsu: (he's a little slow on reaction time...)

Z: *nods* Uh-huh....But I won't be if you run off again! *sniffles*

Yuri Atchi: (Is it just me....or is Zero acting more like a ....girl? O.o)
Nokinojutsu: (it's not u, it's because of you...T_T;; )

B: .............

Yuri Atchi: ( ^^;;; )

Ybaso: ........I missed something didn't I?

Nokinojutsu: (A lot of things actually Ybaso...^^;; )

Z: *gets down and runs to Baku and hugs him* I'm sorry!!!!!
B: Stop it Zero. I don't want you to be sorry...
Y: Hm. Taishi's in here right? I'll catch up with him. *jumps up to the window and climbs in gracefully*
Z: But I am because your upset! And....it's because of me...
(RW's insert) Z: ....Did that guy just jump up to a three story window?

Nokinojutsu: ( I had to make him say that ^_^;; )
Yuri Atchi: ( ^^;;;; )

B: How many times do I have to tell you Zero...*turns away* It has nothing to do with you...
Z: It does too!! I shot myself!! ...or...that's what that guy said....
B: You shot yourself beause I was in a hole all snug while you were being raped by Tallgeese! I wasn't there to protect you then, or the other time, or any other time!!
Yuri Atchi: Z: .....
B: Zero...please understand...I'm so sorry...I'm such a failure...
Z: .....*grabs Baku and kisses him*

Yuri Atchi: ( O.o That was....unexpected....)
Nokinojutsu: (it's good, this is a soap after all ^_^ When did we decide we were going to write a soap? O.o)
Yuri Atchi: ( Unofficially....um...Like....when they were in z's room?? ^^;;; )
Nokinojutsu: (yeah...9_9;; )

B: *pulls away* I...I can't Zero...You and Taishi are always there to help or rescue me but...but I can never return the favor. I'm a failure as a friend, sibling, AND mate...
Z: *shakes head* No you're not Baku-chan...*puts a hand on Baku's cheek* You've never been a failure at the most important thing....
Baku: Zero...
Ybaso: T_T I'm not interupting anything, am I?

Nokinojutsu: ( XD I love the third wheel! )

Z: .....>.> Um...sorta...could you come back in five minutes? ^^;;

Yuri Atchi: ( Zero likes the " Can you come back..." Lines, don't he?? ^^;; )

Ybaso: T_T;;; O-kay.............*leaves*
Z: ^^; Hehe. As I was saying....You haven't failed at the most imprtant thing....*snaps his fingers and gives you a rose* ...love.

Yuri Atchi: ( Guess his memory'
Yuri Atchi: is back)

B: Z...Zero...*hug* *sunset background*

Nokinojutsu: (V.V yep..........dang........I was havin fun.........)

Z: Oh Baku....I'm so sorry about all of this, darling....
Z: *kisses Baku passionately*

Yuri Atchi: ( Enter the Ybaso!!! lol)

Ybaso: Okay, I really need to interupt-woah. Um...9_9;; Eh...I need a word with you, Baku?
Z: ....awww...dang it! ><;
B: *pulls away while blushing* Uh-um, yes Master Ybaso...*follows Ybaso*

Nokinojutsu: (...now what?)

Yuri Atchi: Z: *sighs and waits*

Yuri Atchi: ( I dunno...Baku Ybaso came with test results that says he's a girl?? No wait---Tai's a girl!!! no wait---I can't THINK!!! X_X)
Nokinojutsu: (dude, help?)
Nokinojutsu: (I can't think either!)
Nokinojutsu: (uhm........he came barring knowledge.....that....................................................)
Yuri Atchi: ( Okay....uhhhh....something funny-ish....uhhhhhhhhhh....wait! He has 13 hours to live!! No wait...Zero would just try to fuck him.....>.>)
Nokinojutsu: (oh! oh! I know!
Yuri Atchi: ( What???)

(RW: This part was cut out to keep the drama. Oh come on, we can't just tell you everything before it happens, then there wouldn't be a point in having this a drama! ><;;;)

Nokinojutsu: (a start?)
Yuri Atchi: ( Sure ^^ That'll work)...( Thinks this would be so weird to put this on MM without our comments and inserts lol) (RW: ^^;;;)
Yuri Atchi: (I sent ya the link to the cuteness and the kibaness)
Nokinojutsu: (yay! It's 3:14 am and still no sign of me logging off! ^_^, yeah we could put it up w/ our comments...)
Yuri Atchi: (LOL!)

Y: Baku..........It's a word from Ark...
B: Wh-What's wrong?

Yuri Atchi: (IT said to eeeaat yooou T_T)

Y: *looks away* Kibaomaru demands that he see you, personally.
Nokinojutsu: (lol!)

Yuri Atchi: ( OK, Kiba's new nickname is officially goldy Spikes)

B: *filled with dread* But...why?

Nokinojutsu: (lol, really!)

Y: Sorry, I wish I knew. I'm simply the messenger in this case....

Yuri Atchi: ( Kiba: What do I usually do to you in stories kid?? >:])
Yuri Atchi: (^^;; )
Nokinojutsu: (hey, Daishogun's gold too! >< Dai better not save Ark! I want Baku to save Ark since Zero's gonna save Lacroa and Captain saved Neo!)
Nokinojutsu: (Eat things? lol)
Yuri Atchi: ( I think he will ^^; No! What did tallgeese do to Zero earlier???)
Yuri Atchi: ( That would be something...Baku...I want to EAT YOU!!!)

Y: You should think it over a bit, but don't keep him waiting too long...*walks off*
Z: *still waiting over yonder*

Nokinojutsu: (lol!)

B: ...*walks up to Zero*
Z: Hi doll face. ^-^

Yuri Atchi: ( Doll face?? O.o)
Nokinojutsu: (hey, ur email's blue w/ Zero and mine's red w/ Baku! ^_^)
Nokinojutsu: (O.o?)

B: Hey Zero...
Z: Something wrong??
B: Master Ybaso told me Kibaomaru wants a word with me...personally...
Z: What?! Why?
B: No one knows. But I have to go, he might try to come to me instead...and that would only bring trouble to Neotopia...
Z: ...I'm comming too.

Yuri Atchi: ( Random thought: What if the cute lil chibi gundam in s2 is actually the master mind villian??? O.o)

B: No you aren't. This is my problem to handle. Alone. You just rest up and get your arm healed...

Nokinojutsu: (O.o *laughs ass off at the thought*)

Z: Fuck that, I'm not going to let him go near you without me nearby!

Nokinojutsu: (I just remembered a second time that Baku's legs are broken...^^;; Heh heh heh...)
Yuri Atchi: ( O.o He said the F-word! Gasp!)

B: *grunts and falls down* Ugh...

Yuri Atchi: ( oh god....-.-)
Nokinojutsu: (*raises eyebrow*)

Z: Like you're in any shape to travel love...*picks Baku up in his arms and nuzzles Baku's neck*
B: Oh Zero...I have to go...I'll just ride Entengo the whole time. Master Ybaso is long gone, so he can't ask for more time...And I've been relying too much on Taishi...*kisses along his neck*
Z: mmm...*snaps out of it * b-but...*holds baku tighter* I don't trust him...please let me come....
B: Dear, please understand: I want to go alone. I can fend for myself, do you not trust that I can handle it...? *gives Zero the puppy dog eyes*

Nokinojutsu: (no one can resist the puppy dog eyes. It got my KFC chicken today. ^_^;; )

Z: If you had your legs in normal condition; I would...*kisses Baku*
Z: And after all the soap opera stuff that's happened....
B: *groans* Zero...Are we going back inside the hospital...?
Z: ...Hmm...well...it's still dark in there.....hehehe---*snaps out his little thoughts and blushes* Er...sure....^^;

Yuri Atchi: ( What's our motto on guys from Lacroa??? :p)

B: Zero...you're such a naughty boy...*smiles*

Nokinojutsu: (XDXD I dunno, they're pervs?)

Z: I can't help it..you turn me on Baku....

Yuri Atchi: (EXACTLY!! Free trip to lala land w/ stickers!!!)

Z: *kisses baku again* I love you...
B: *blushes* Oh Zero...
B: I love you too...

Nokinojutsu: ~Next time on, "As the World Turns"...~
Yuri Atchi: ( Hey! x.x)
Nokinojutsu: XDXD I do that too much...
Yuri Atchi: ( Yeah, you do...x.x) Back to the pervted insanity....x.x
Yuri Atchi: ( Zero and Baku are now having hot sweaty sex!! j/k/...^^;;; )
Nokinojutsu: O.o Ick! (RW: This part is also cut out. Get used to it people)
Yuri Atchi: OMG! That would be Halarious!!!!!!!!!!! ^^
Yuri Atchi: This is a soap afterall....lol
Nokinojutsu: yup...>:]

(RW: Another cut out...9_9)

Nokinojutsu: Ybaso already did...sorta..9_9;;
Yuri Atchi: yes, but that wasn't funny enough....lol
Nokinojutsu: kinda...not really...
Yuri Atchi: shall we continue? ^^; lol ....*laughs*
Yuri Atchi: (RW: Snip snip here and a snip snip there...)....oh god.....haha
Nokinojutsu: alright...we'll start with Tai...how about the next morning? ^^;;
Nokinojutsu: And Baku's legs can magically heal, since I keep forgetting?
Yuri Atchi: ^^;;;; oh geeze......I am lacroa and u r ark...-.-
Yuri Atchi: eh, sure his legs can heal lol
Nokinojutsu: oh yeah, he has nano-skins...yeah I know.
Nokinojutsu: also, we do our own invented characters.
Yuri Atchi: kk
Nokinojutsu: you have Litho unfortunatly...if he evah comes in...
Yuri Atchi: ^^ lol
Nokinojutsu: okay, I start then.........
Nokinojutsu: As the World Turns *insert crappy music*
Yuri Atchi: X_X *falls over*

Tai: *yawn* *stretch* How long was I out...? -.- Bet Baku already ate breakfast...and mine too...that's what I get for sleeping in late I guess...*stumbles down dark hallway*

(RW: *sigh* damn, I'm gonna wear out my scissors from all of this cutting! This paragraph was cut for privacy issues and disturbing ones as well...-.-; Don't ask.)

Yuri Atchi: ( ^^;; lol...but well, you know why I'm like how I am today. lol back to the storeh...)

Tai: *rubs eyes and walks into room* Hey, Baku, mornin'....*vision clears and he freezes* *blush* Uh...um...is that you Baku...
B: *grabs blanket and throws it over the two* Tai! Can't you knock?!
Z: *wakes up* Huh-wa---GAH!! O.o
Z: .....he's gonna kill me now, isn't he?
Tai: *is seriously disturbed* Why are you two............................O____________o
Z: Cuuuz we're in love?? ^^;;
Tai: *walks away dazed* Orororororororo...........
Z: ....That went well......
B: -.- Poor Tai...
Z: ^^; Heheh....
B: I gotta talk to him.....
Z: uhhh, can't we finish? ^^;
B: T_T;; He's got a point. We really shouldn't be having sex in a public place in the late morning....
B: And no, I'm hungry...^^;;
Z: ....awww...oh fine...

Nokinojutsu: (he is so predictable...)
Yuri Atchi: ( Yup ^^; )
Nokinojutsu: (now what?)

Z: *Yawns and cuddles Baku* So..when do you have to see Kiba-spike agin??
B: Today or tomorrow...preferably today to get it over with...
Z: *nuzzles* Hmm, I hate that bitch...T_T heh
B: *chuckles* I hate him more than you...I'm going to take a shower...
Z: Can I come with???? ^_^ pweese???

Yuri Atchi: ( ..hes so....pervy...^^;;; )

B: Alright......

Nokinojutsu: (I know...-.-;; )

Z: *smiles* ^-^
Z: *grabs Baku and heads for the shower*

Yuri Atchi: ( Oh geeze. ><)
Nokinojutsu: (dude, look to the top of the scroll bar, why is it cut off?)
Yuri Atchi: ( What ?? Not with me....)
Nokinojutsu: oh, well, copy paste it and save, since it cut off up to the part with you going bee-do-beep with Zero's monitor, kk? Email it to me unless u wanna put up the fic. ^_^ This is good)
Nokinojutsu: Narrator: AFTER THE SHOWERS...TO BREAKFAST...
Yuri Atchi: ( ^^;; )
Yuri Atchi: (Ok)

B: *sits down at the table* Man, I'm hungry.
Tai: *focusing his attention on his food and not his brother*
Z: Eh....I hate eating in the morning.....-.- You can have mine, sweetie.
B: Yay! Thank you! *pecks him on the cheek*

Nokinojutsu: oops, blue w/e.
Nokinojutsu: it's still Baku.

Z: ^-^ Anytime.
Tai: *eye twitch* Please. I am trying to eat here.....
B: ^^;;; Sorry....
Z: *blinks* What?? It was just a kiss....not not like we're clearing off the talbe and...*stops himself* ^^;; Um...let's see what's on the news...* Turns on the TV*
TV dude: In another news flash today, Hawaii has been blown up due to a phycotic Gundam and his wife
Z: O.o Holy shit...
B: *gulps down pancakes* Hey, who was that? Someone we know?
Z: Kane and Makii! ^^;;; I knew they'd blow up something one of these days!!!
Z: No shit Sherlock. X_X

Nokinojutsu: (I saw this coming a mile away...but I wasn't fast enough...)
Yuri Atchi: ( LOL ^^;;; )

Tai: *sighs heavily*
Ybaso: Both of them?
B: *jumps* ACK! When did u get here?!
Z: ....maybe we should send them to Kiba instead...HAHA! Yup, they do wierd things together...
Ybaso: *shrugs* I dunno. You mean like taking drugs that make you femine?
Z: .......No comment there...*cough*
Tai: *feels a little more comfortable with Ybaso around*
Ybaso: *hangs head* What's wrong with this generation of Gundams?!
Z: What?
B: *laughs*
Tai: -.-;;;;
Z: *confused* What? *is out of it in the mornings*

Yuri Atchi: ( Hit the deck!!! It's RAINING BIG TIME!!! O.o)

Y: T_T ............nvm.

Nokinojutsu: (*looks out window* no it's not! *dodges flying shoe* Ha! You miss!)

Z: Um...right.....*grabs some coffe*
TV Dude: ...And they are trying to take over the world.....
Z: O.o;;;;;;; oh mana.....-.-

Yuri Atchi: ( Well it is over here!!! >_<)

Y: T_T Why doesn't that surprise me?
B: Cause nothing surprises you? ^^;;
Y: Hey, you're catching on.
Z: Cuuuz Makii is a control freak while Kane has a thing with wrecking things??
Y: That too.
Tai: *attempting to drink tea in peace*
Z: ^^;;; And to think.....Kane is my second cousin's aunts brother twiced removed.....*sips coffee*
Everyone: *gives Zero a strange look*
Z: ....What? It's true!!! ^^;;
B: O_o I'm not sure if I wanna be related to Kane....
Y: Why would you be related to Kane?
Tai: *gags*
Z: Cuz he's related to me maybe....-.-
Y: T_T Your from a totally different dimension. What are the odds of you being related to baku?
B: ^^;;;;
Z: ...*cough* 9_9 ;;;; oh mana....
Tai: *still gaging*
B: You alright Tai?
Tai: *cough* perhaps...=____=;;;;;
Z: This give you any clue??? *gives baku a kiss*
Z: ...Hint....-.- Yeah. *sips coffee again*
Y: T_T -> V_V You are so not a morning person. Neither am I really. *sits in chair*
Z: ^^;;; oro...
B: Master Ybaso says really long words in a different order to confuse me!
Z: ....What? O.o
Y: No, that's just the English language...
Z: O.o?
B: Oh...Are you sure?
Z: What doth thee talkith about???! -.-
Y: About one of the many things that confuse him. And yes.
Z: ....Aye....*drinks the rest of coffe* ....Times like these I was back home...^^ We had bandy for breakfast!!! <3
Z: Alchohol!!! HEHEHEHEHE.....>.>
TV Dude: This just in....the two gundams have taken over China!!!
Z: O.o Wow, that was quick....
Tai: O.o?
Y: V_V Hn.
B: *still stuffing face*
Tai: >_>; *sweatdrops* Uh...........
Z: Wait....is Makii a gundam??? O.o
B: ...........I just thought of something. Who made this food anyways?
Z: .............................something tells me we dun wanna know dear
Tai: I bet the reporter made a mistake...
B: *pauses from eating* ............*continues*
Z: T_T
Tai: T_T;;;;;
Z: ^^;; I can't help but love his naiivity.....
Y: 7_7
Tai: *eye twitch* I am leaving...
Z: hhh.....okay?
B: Alrighty Tai-Tai!
Tai: T_T Don't call me that. Master Ybaso, do you know where Master is?

Yuri Atchi: ( EEEK! O.o *Heard noise)

Y: T_T; Taishi, you're not stupid. Where do you think?

Nokinojutsu: (ooo...noise...)
Yuri Atchi: ( As in BOOM!!!!!)
Nokinojutsu: (I'll call 911 over here if you get stabbed by an intruder!)
Nokinojutsu: (lol, sorry)
Yuri Atchi: (X_X)
Nokinojutsu: (hold on, now there's a noise over here too...o.o)

Z: .....*cracks neck*

Yuri Atchi: ( What is it???)

B: Please don't do that...

Nokinojutsu: (lemme check...)

Z: ^^; I'm sorry love...

Nokinojutsu: (cat playing on dryer)
Yuri Atchi: (O.o lol....probably thunder over here....)

Tai: I know, I just was wondering if he went anywhere different....
Tai: *leaves*
Z: No good bye....how rude. >.>
Ybaso: Baku, it's no wonder Taishi's stronger than you...he actually trains...v.v
B: ~>:( #(<-the stupid smileys return! run for your life!)#

Nokinojutsu: (god I hate these faces...)
Nokinojutsu: (the cat keeps opening this closet and playing with the dryer! O.o)

Z: Hey, be nice to Baku...
B: ~>:[

Nokinojutsu: Grr.

Y: I'm just saying the truth.

Yuri Atchi: (Sounds like someone's overturning a truck over here....T_T)

Z: ^^;;;;;
B: Well, he's older!
Y: That doesn't mean he has to be stronger...
B: *pouts*
Y: You know I don't buy excuses...

Nokinojutsu: (is 0 coming in?)

Z: Aww, poor Baku-chan...*kisses Baku*

Yuri Atchi: ( Yup, just pausing to hear >.>)

Z: Baku tries, Ybaso!
B: Thank you Zero...
Y: Barely anymore.
Z: T_T+ He does too!!
Y: I'm his sensei. I would know. T_T
B: *twiddles thumbs*
Z: I'm his lover, I KNOW. -.-

Nokinojutsu: (fight fight fight fight! verbal but still)

B: *blushes*

Yuri Atchi: ( ^^;;; oh gosh...hey, if I loggout mysterously it s cuz the power went out)

Y: I don't care what you think. Baku could at least try to train like his brother.

Nokinojutsu: (kk ^^;;just make sure u save this)

Z: Grrr...He does try!!!

Yuri Atchi: ( Did so far)
Nokinojutsu: (k, ty)

Y: You're just sticking up for him because you know he can't fight me. No matter what you're going to take his side, it's pointless for me to explain to you through that thick head of yours...
Nokinojutsu: (ooo...Zero got told...)
Z: So what if he's not the strongest?! At least he tries...and he tries to be there for me no matter what.. and that's what counts for me.....I bet you've never tried to be there for anyone other than yourself! You don't know how hard he tries.....*gets up* I'm going outside...*kisses Baku then leaves*
B: I-I'm sorry, Master Ybaso...
Y: It's alright. Youth and arrogance go hand in hand as they say. I can admit you try in your spirit but he's the problem distracting you from your potential. *walks off*
B: *looks down* ...What am I going to do...?

Yuri Atchi: ( Ooooo, BURN >_<)
Nokinojutsu: (teehee! ^_^ yup!)
Yuri Atchi: ( He's such a bitch! hehehe)
Nokinojutsu: (Ybaso? no...9_9 he not.)
Yuri Atchi: ( nice sarcasm....:p Anywho, back to...the....whatever you called this....)
Nokinojutsu: (I wasn't being sarcastic ^^; #( <- another meleastor smiley....O.o)#
Nokinojutsu: (ugh, stupid thing!)
Yuri Atchi: ( O.o Um...k...^^;;; )
Nokinojutsu: (u mean As the World Turns? It's real soap my grandma watches...-_-;; )
Yuri Atchi: O.o Wild man...
Nokinojutsu: (yeah...back to thingie!)

B: *stands up and walks outside* Hey Zero.
Z: *turns around and smiles* Hello darling.
B: *forces a smile despite the things troubling his mind* What's up? You shouldn't take what Master Ybaso say's so personal...
Z: I can't help it...he was just speaking so lowly about you...
Z: *sighs* I'm sorry...
B: No...but he's right you know. You both are.
Z: *blinks* Baku..
Baku: *turns and begins to walk away*
Zero: Baku...??
Zero: Where are you going?
B: I'll see you later Zero. I have some things to take care of. *blows a kiss* Alright?
Z: .....Don't do anything rash okay? *smiles and catches the kiss*
B: I promise! *walks away*
Z: *calls after Baku* I love you!
B: I love you too!

Nokinojutsu: (this would be a perfect ending for an episode...)
Yuri Atchi: (-.-)
Nokinojutsu: Next time on As the World Turns...
Nokinojutsu: XD I never tire doing that..
Yuri Atchi: X_X I can tell!!!!!! ><
Nokinojutsu: (^^ It's 4:50 am ovah here, and I'm hungry 9_9; )
Yuri Atchi: 1:52 am and thunder...>.>
Nokinojutsu: cool
Yuri Atchi: >.>;;; Hmmm...I should do a fic where someone freaks out about thunder...lol

(RW: Cut out to sustain suspense...god, I'm gonna get carpal tunnel if I keep this up much longer...><;;;)

Yuri Atchi: >< oh nooo! gasp
Nokinojutsu: I know! So soap-ish!
Nokinojutsu: ^_^ Perfect!
Yuri Atchi: lol we're having too much fun with this...lol...
Nokinojutsu: brb for a sec, k? yup.
Yuri Atchi: hey have you heard of Lestat??
Yuri Atchi: k
Nokinojutsu: no
Yuri Atchi: he's a cute vampire...I did a drawing of him ^^ http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/photo/42038_1088557581.jpg
Nokinojutsu: okay, back
Yuri Atchi: yay
Yuri Atchi: Soooooooooo what now? Break from soaps and do something wierd or stick with it? O.o
Nokinojutsu: interesting..I keep drawing Kakashi-kun. I even drew him on my leg cuz I was bored.
Yuri Atchi: lol
Nokinojutsu: Let's stick w/ it, I'm enjoying this.
Yuri Atchi: Hes in the Vampire Cronicals by Anne Rice....GOOD BOOKS! ^^; read them sometime
Nokinojutsu: oh god, I just thought of something.
Yuri Atchi: what?
Nokinojutsu: my mom has a digital camera...
Nokinojutsu: I could send u a pic of me.
Nokinojutsu: of, course I'd pick a good one...^_^ my yearbook/student id SUCKED! I was deer in the headlights!
Nokinojutsu: i DUN KNOW Y EITHER..
Nokinojutsu: dumb caps lock
Yuri Atchi: ok, thats cool ^^ lol
Nokinojutsu: damn, my mom should b getting up for work soon. ^_^;;; shit.
Yuri Atchi: Better go to bed?
Nokinojutsu: i'll send it later, k? naw, I dun care what she thinks really, it's summer.
Yuri Atchi: lol okies!!
Nokinojutsu: maybe if it was school..
Nokinojutsu: anyways, back to the thingie!
Yuri Atchi: Oh geeze! lol
Nokinojutsu: Narrator: As The World Turns....
Yuri Atchi: :p ^^;;
Nokinojutsu: Narrator: Last time, Baku promised Zero he wouldn't do anything rash, but there is something he didn't tell Zero...How can Baku keep his friends, family, and lover all in a giant circle without it breaking apart? Why does Kibaomaru want to see him? And what the fuck happened to Tallgeese?! Find out today! Or maybe the day after...w/e.
Nokinojutsu: lol
Yuri Atchi: lol
Yuri Atchi: :p
Nokinojutsu: ;p
Nokinojutsu: Narrator: SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW....NO, IT'S JUST ARK.
Yuri Atchi: *falls over laughing*

B: Okay Entengo, let's do this.
E: Neigh.

Yuri Atchi: ^^;;;;;; oh geeze....I'm Kiba!

B: What's wrong? You don't seem to enthusiastic...

Yuri Atchi: (Of course not....>.> it's KIBA and he shall EAT the HORSE!!)
Nokinojutsu: I could be Kiba and you could be both Tallgeese and Zero, that way we can create our own individual havock?
Yuri Atchi: ( Hmmm....ok)

E: NEIGH!!!
B:Better.

Yuri Atchi: (O.o;;; )
Nokinojutsu: I dunno...
Nokinojutsu: Narrator: IN NEOTOPIA...*SIGH*...I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS...
Nokinojutsu: lol
Yuri Atchi: :p We know..you don't GET Paid at all!!
Nokinojutsu: Narrator: EXACTLY

Z: *paces around* ...It's been almost a DAY! Where is he?!
Z: Oh mana....if Kiba does anything, I swear I'll take out his stomach!!!

Yuri Atchi: ( Lacroa--getting fixed Ark---no stomachs...lol)
Nokinojutsu: (lol, that's cruel...)
Yuri Atchi: ( Isn't it??? ^_^)
Nokinojutsu: (yup! ^_^)

Z: ....Errrrrrr...*paces a hole in the ground* That's it!! I'm going after him!!!!!!!

Nokinojutsu: (we're such a sadistic pair of minds...er...empty space in head...right...9_9;; )

Z: ...Wait...where's Ark?? O.o Um, Tai!?!?

Yuri Atchi: (It's three blocks away from Lacroa lol)

Tai: *in Ark also*

Nokinojutsu: ;p
Nokinojutsu: He's training with Kaibasomaru.

Z: Oh ...right....*gets up and floats* Okay, I'll try to find it on my own...*starts to fly off but then gets hit back down to the ground* OW!!! What the--!?
Tallgeese: Miss me?? ^.~

Nokinojutsu: (maybe he should visit la la land and get a free tour...^_^)

Z: O-O;;;; ..damnit!

Nokinojutsu: (Use dark Yellow)
Nokinojutsu: (Or something else...)
Yuri Atchi: ( I don't have dark yellow!)
Nokinojutsu: (Oh..........that sux. I do. I'll use it for Kiba.)
Yuri Atchi: (ok)
Nokinojutsu: (Gawd! >< Why yellow?!)
Yuri Atchi: LOL! ^^;;;;

T: Anyway....You're not getting away from me this time, puppet.
Z: T_T;;; Don't call me that!! And yes I am!! Out of my way!! *pushes Tallgeese*
T: *grabs Zero's hand* I don't think so! *holds Zero's arms tightly* Heheheh. You're alllll mine....

Nokinojutsu: (.............?)
Nokinojutsu: (ooo.....)

Z: Let me GO!!!
T: *puches Zero in the gut then kicks him* Shut up and relax.....
Z: *tries to get back up but Tallgeese pins him down on the ground* ....mana....

Yuri Atchi: now to Ark!
Yuri Atchi: ( ^^;;; )
Nokinojutsu: (nicely done)
Yuri Atchi: ( Thank you)

B: *reaches Kiba's castle* Okay...here I go...
E: Neigh! *just get on with it!*

Yuri Atchi: ( T_T supportive horse....)
Nokinojutsu: (yes, Entengo is translated...)

Door slooooowwwwwly creeks open.
B: Um...Hello?
E: Neigh. *Boo.*

Yuri Atchi: ( LOL)

B: AH! Don't scare me like that Entengo!
E: *rolls eyes*

Yuri Atchi: (Hehehe :p)

K: Ah, Bakunetsumaru...come in, come in. I have been waiting for your arrival...
B: *comes into the light and sees Kiba sitting across from him in a chair, smirking* What's this about Kibaomaru? Why do you wish to speak with me??
E: Neigh neigh! *Really! You'd have more fun talking to a brick wall!*

Nokinojutsu: (Entengo is comic relief! XDXD)
Yuri Atchi: ( Mean horse O.o)
Yuri Atchi: lol
Nokinojutsu: (Funny horse. ;p)
Yuri Atchi: ( True...^^; )

Kiba: Hm. Well, you know how I've always been thriving on getting revenge on your master, Kaibasomaru.

Yuri Atchi: ( Oh no! O.o)

B: Get to the point.
K: Well, we're willing to make a trade...

Yuri Atchi: ( Because he stole me name lol)

B: Who's 'We'?

Yuri Atchi: ( We are not amused. :p lol had to do that)

K: We, the evil organization, are willing to make this offer, bring Captain Gundam, Zero the knight, and your master here and we will leave Lacroa and Neotopia in peace.

Nokinojutsu: (shyeah right)

B: What about Ark?

Yuri Atchi: ( Yeah? What about it >.>)

K: It's a little too late for that, now isn't it?
B: Oh...right...*glances outside the window* What are you going to do with them?
K: I can't tell you that now can I?

Yuri Atchi: ( Why not?? *coughsexslavescough* )
Nokinojutsu: (yeah, that's good)
Yuri Atchi: (lol)
Nokinojutsu: (ack. x.x brb, I'm going to grab something to eat)
Yuri Atchi: k
Yuri Atchi: ditto that
Nokinojutsu: ah coke is good...so are cookies. ^_^

B: I decline. I can't wager their safety like money.
K: Or the safety of the other countries....
B: *glares* How do I know you won't go back on your word?
K: How do you know I won't go back on my word?

Yuri Atchi: ( O.o kk.....)

B: My answer is no, Kibaomaru. And that's final...
E: =_= Neigh. *Can we leave now?*

Yuri Atchi: (lol)

K: Tsk, tsk. How bothersome. Must everything take force? *steel bars drop down from the ceiling and trap Baku in a box* Oh well, I tried. I enjoy force better anyways.
B: Ah! *pulling at bars* Entengo, get away!
E: *already in Lacroa*

Nokinojutsu: *aka 3 blocks down* lol
Yuri Atchi: (o.o;; oh geeze...lol)

B: You won't get away with this!
K: Oh come on, can you be any more original? That line is so over used....

Nokinojutsu: (it is. v.v almost every disney movie has it, lol)
Yuri Atchi: ( Yeah lol)
Yuri Atchi: ( A plage for you have captured me! or something like that would be silly....lol)
Nokinojutsu: Narrator: BACK TO THE SHINIZZLE BIZZLE IN FO-SHIZZLE! (NEOTOPIA)
Nokinojutsu: lol
Yuri Atchi: ( O.o;;;; what does all of that mean??)
Nokinojutsu: I dunno! ^_^
Yuri Atchi: X_X
Nokinojutsu: XD
Nokinojutsu: Coke and cookies make me hyper again! ^_^

Z: *coughs as Tallgeese has his hands wrapped around his neck*
Tall: Since you won't cooperate, I'll have to make sure you're asleep...

Yuri Atchi: (Cat is tickling me!! HAHAHA!!! O.o)

Z: MANA---*tallgeese covers his mouth with his* O_O;;; (thinking EW!)
Tall: You aren't going to summon that flimsy sword, are you? heheheh....

Yuri Atchi: ( Uhhh...what's the rating gonna be for this?? ^^;;;-) #( <-Enter the fagget smilies...)#
Yuri Atchi: (GA! it did it again...)
Nokinojutsu: PG 13? I always do PG13
Nokinojutsu: but sometimes I change it...
Yuri Atchi: (Shoot, then we're getting no where in this scene...^^)
Nokinojutsu: *falls over* _-_;;;
Yuri Atchi: ( Whaaat? He's trying to rape him!! ^^;; )
Nokinojutsu: Zero's gonna get raped again?! It hasn't been even 3 days yet!
Nokinojutsu: since his last rape!
Yuri Atchi: ( Kinda like how romeo and juliet got married thing...lol...^^; )
Yuri Atchi: ( Point? This is Tallgeese lady! lol)
Nokinojutsu: can't someone save him?
Yuri Atchi: ( Dunno...is there someone??? )
Nokinojutsu: Captain? Ybaso? Shute? *yeah right* Sayla *yeah RIGHT!*

Z: H...help....
Tall: Just stay still....*kisses Zero again*

Yuri Atchi: ( Anyone's welcome to try...^^; )
Nokinojutsu: A BUTTERFLY!?!

Tall: *gets on top of Zero*

Yuri Atchi: ( T_T A butterfly? )

Z: *whimpers*

Yuri Atchi: ( Well, now's the time for saving if it's gonna happen...^^; )
Nokinojutsu: yeah, a butterfly can save him.
Yuri Atchi: ( 9_9)
Nokinojutsu: it perdiness burns threw Tallgeeses back.
Nokinojutsu: lol

Z: S-stop....!

Nokinojutsu: Coke is muy bein! ^__________^
Yuri Atchi: (X_X)
Nokinojutsu: XDXD

Tall: *runs his hands over Zero*

Nokinojutsu: *lmaofnr* (=laghing my ass off for no reason)
Yuri Atchi: ( O.o he's getting touchy feely....)
Nokinojutsu: (u mean DOWN Zero ...)
Yuri Atchi: ( HAHA! Gawd, who's side are you on? lol)
Nokinojutsu: *gasp* NO NOT THAT!!!
Nokinojutsu: ;_; I...I'm out of cookies...*cries*
Nokinojutsu: *lmaofnr*
Yuri Atchi: ( T-T Z's gonna get raped and you're worried about cookies...ya....)
Nokinojutsu: but of course! ^_^

Tall: *runs a hand up Zero's leg*
Z: *closes his eyes tightly*

Yuri Atchi: ( O.o oh god....)
Nokinojutsu: One has not won as long as one has not played the game and became number one.
Nokinojutsu: XDXDXDXDXD
Yuri Atchi: (....What??? ) -.-
Nokinojutsu: I'm officially hyper.
Yuri Atchi: ( Oh god...I can tell. Well, since no one's to the rescue, he's gonna get raped...again....-.-)
Nokinojutsu: Okay, Okay, I'll try and be serious!
Nokinojutsu: Why can't the butterfly save him???
Yuri Atchi: ( Cuz it's a bug!!!!! ><;;;; (RW: CUT!)

Z: HEL--*is cut off by Tallgeese kissing him* *twitches in disqust*

Nokinojutsu: yeah, (RW: T_T;; Cut........)
Nokinojutsu: okay...

Z: *whimpers*
Suddenly, Zero is whirled away and before he could regain his composure, Tallgeese lay against some broken trees, twitching.
Tall: ....What the hell!?
Ybaso: Hey...I may not be officially part of the Gundam Force Team...*Ybaso smiled* But Baku would never forgive me if I let anything happen to you.

Nokinojutsu: (hey, it's true. That okay?)

Z: ...Y...oh god thank you...
Tall: Hey! Why don't you leave us alone, pops?!
Ybaso: Would you like to experience a whole new world of pain? *mean look*
Tall: *laughs* Like what??
Tall: Just hand over the knight
Y: I'm fair, I give warnings: shoo fly don't both us. Or I'll kick your ass so hard you won't sit for three months...
Z: ^^;;;
Tall: Zero is mine! I marked him!
Y: T_T I'll ignore that.
Tall: What?! It's true, damnit!!!
Y: *snort* You're no match anyway...*turns to walk away*
Tall: T_T++ WHAT?! Why you....*quickly grabs Zero and gets at a distance*
Z: Ah!
Tall: Don't move or I'll slit his throat!!!!!!!!
Y: *arm goes up and launchs a fireball* *disappears then reappears in front of Tallgeese and the blast, grabs Zero and drops down so the blast hits Tallgeese*
Tall: X_X
Y: *shakes head sadly* Hm. Someone at your level should never mess with a master gundam. Come on Zero. *starts to walk away again*
Z: ...Baku's been gone too long...we gotta go find him!
Y: Hn. He's definatly in Ark, I just sensed some trouble over here. We gotta go find him before he gets himself into deep trouble.
Z: Duh!! Let's go!!

Nokinojutsu: Narrator: .......IT'S ARK. BLAH.

B: *looking down sadly at the ground while Kibaomaru chuckles*

Yuri Atchi: (Hope he's not doing anything to him O.o)
Nokinojutsu: (not yet...>:] )
Yuri Atchi: ( O.o;;;; wuzzat supposed to mean??)
Nokinojutsu: hold on
Yuri Atchi: k
Nokinojutsu: back, had to say good morning to kaasan.
Nokinojutsu: ^_^ yeah, she wasn't happy that I was up all night, but she was glad I was talking to a friend instead of just surfin da web.
Yuri Atchi: lol that's good
Yuri Atchi: *yawns* X_X lol
Yuri Atchi: ...shoot.....it froze on meh. -.-

B: *thinking* "You and Taishi are always there to help or rescue me but...but I can never return the favor. I'm a failure as a friend, sibling, AND mate..."
'Yeah...I can't even get out of a simple trap...' *head lowers* '...Maybe they shouldn't come and get me...'

Nokinojutsu: that bites.
Yuri Atchi: ( No shit. O.o)

K: So...let's get started, shall we? >:]

Yuri Atchi: ( O.o)

B: ...
K: *pulls out a rice ball*

Yuri Atchi: ( ....*falls over* Food torture?!)

B: O.o?

Yuri Atchi: ( The hell....?)

K: *throws it on the ground*
B: No!
K: *stomps on it*

Yuri Atchi: ( Yup...food torture....^^

B: Stop it!
K: *takes out whip*

Yuri Atchi: ( O.o)

B: O.O

Yuri Atchi: ( ....I'm not gonna say what's going through my head....)
Nokinojutsu: Narrator: SOMEWHERE ELSE IN ARK...GOD, I'M JUST GONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING...
Nokinojutsu: Suicidal Narrator.
Yuri Atchi: -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Nokinojutsu: lol
Yuri Atchi: *hits RW over the head* ANYWAY!!

Y: I'm going to stop by my brother's (Kaibasomaru's) place and see if they have seen him. You go over to Kibaomaru's.
Z: Why am I going with Kibaomaru?!

Nokinojutsu: (..I dunno yet. ^_^ He just is.)

Y: Because. Just wait outside if you are too afraid. *runs off*
Z: *sigh* fine...I'll go*flies off*
Z: *goes to Kiba's however the hell he found it* ...oh geeze...
*screaming from inside*
Z: BAKU?! *runs in* BAKU!!

Nokinojutsu: (>:])

K: *whipping the rice ball*

Nokinojutsu: (XDXD)

Z: ...*facefaults when he comes in* .....x.x
B: LEAVE IT ALONE!!!
Both Musha's: *looks up and see Zero*
Z: Erm....*gets up* Baku, were you screaming over a rice ball?!
B: ...Zero?
Z: That's my name dear. ^-^
B: ...so?
Z: I thought he was torturing you! You scared me!
K: Ah, so the first has arrived.
Z: Hmm?
B: *looks down sadly*
Z: Whatever, just release Baku now!~
K: *pushes a little button and traps zero in a similar cage*
K: In due time. When the other two come.
Z: HEY! What are you talking about!?
B: *looking at the ground twitching*
Z: ..Baku???
K: *tosses the rice ball in Baku's cage* I tried to make a deal with him- if he brought you, Captain, and Kaibasomaru, I promised I would leave Neotopia and Lacroa at peace...since he didn't comply, I trapped him to lure you three out.
Z: *growls* Let him go since you already have me!
K: As I said before, not until I get the other two.
Z: *starts shaking the cage bars to get out*
B: *picks up damaged rice ball and crushes it in his hands*
K: !!
Z: ?
Z: Baku?
B: *mumbling* I'm so sick...of people always rescuing me...
Z: ^^;?
K: ...W/e. *reads food digest magazine*

Nokinojutsu: (^^;;; )

Z: Ummmmm....you okay dear??
B: ...

Nokinojutsu: (Should I have Ybaso and Kaibaso and Tai come in now?)
Yuri Atchi: ( Anytime you want to ^.^)

Ybaso: *breaks down door* I said you didn't have to go in...
Z: Well I did so there!!!! XP
Kaibaso: *glaring at Kiba* Hello Kibaomaru...
K: Kaibasomaru...
^glaring back and forth^
Z: ^^;;;;;;;;;; riiight...
Tai: Hey Baku, hang on, I'll get you out! *runs over to Baku's cage*
K: Ah, so early...Perhaps this is my lucky day...The main prize has come out. *trap doors begin to fall down but they jump out of the way*
Kaibaso: You have such childish traps, Kiba...
Ybaso: *knows it's good to back off at this point* *begins to melt Zero's bars*
Z: eh...thanks...
Tai: *opens Baku's cage* You okay bro?
B: ...*nods quietly*
Z: ....
Ybaso: ...Come on, let's get out of here.
Tai: Yeah. *hurries out*
Z: ...*sigh* Let's go Baku.
B: *follows behind* ...Wait, what happened to Entengo?
Z: ...I have no idea...

BELLMONT RACE

Yuri Atchi: ?
Announcer Dude: Woah, and taking the lead is some strange horse with no conductor! What breed is that horse, Bill?
Bill: Looks like a 3000MB Processor if you ask me.
Nokinojutsu: (^_^;; )
Yuri Atchi: ( OMG..)

Tai: What about Entengo?
B: ...Nvm, I'll find her later...
Z: Let's just go home....*mutters under breath* And hope Tallgeese isn't there...
Everyone except Kiba and Kaibaso: *leaves the castle and returns back to Neotopia*
Y: Taishi, weren't you going to train?
Tai: Master's busy, I'll come back later...something wrong, Baku?

Nokinojutsu: (okay, we can get back to Baku/Zero stuff...)

Z: *blinks* Baku?
B: ...Yes Zero?

Yuri Atchi: ( My mom opened the door and said you're still up? T_T adn then snorted and went back to bed. O.o)

Z: What's wrong?
B: It's nothing Zero....I'm sorry I broke my promise...
Z: It's okay. Just as long as you weren't hurt in anyway...
B: *nods* ...

Nokinojutsu: (oh, my new email address is nokinojutsu@aol.com until the end of July.)

Z: *sits down and holds Baku in his lap* There's something wrong, you're too quiet....

Yuri Atchi: ( O.o why?)
Nokinojutsu: (cuz I'm in FL and my mom doesn't have the same internet browser)

B: ...Sometimes quiet is good...
Z: * Holds baku's chin up and looks him in the eyes* Not when it's with you, love.
B: *small smile* Oh Zero...you wouldn't understand...
Z: Try me. Please...I want to know. *leans his head against Baku's and holds Baku's hand*
B: I'm sorry......i can't............I wish you could understand, but...
Z: How can I understand or try to when you won't tell me....??
B: No Zero. I won't. That's the final word. *leans in and kisses him passionately* Okay...?
Z: *pouts* whyyy....?? *kisses baku back*

Nokinojutsu: (why must there be no cookies?! How come the world's so cruel?! ;_ #(<- dumb aol smiley)#
Nokinojutsu: stupid thingie...
Yuri Atchi: (laughs @ u...lol)

B: Don't push it Zero. *puts his finger on his...lips...and smiles seductively* Alright?
Z: ...*wants to argue but doesn't at the same time* ...eh.....quit being so sexy!

Nokinojutsu: (look how long my internet hasn't failed! waves the yay flag ^_~)
Yuri Atchi: (Waves it with you ^^)

B: Zero, you know I can't help that...
Z: *laughs and pulls Baku closer* Oh really now?

Yuri Atchi: ( Hmmm...this doesn't seem like Baku at all...it must be HIS EVIL TWIN!!! )

B: *traces finger along chest* Yup.

Nokinojutsu: (dude, no! it not...)
Nokinojutsu: ( he's sad and feels like he isn't good enough to actually train...he just doesn't wanna break the news that he's leaving Zero's side again...)

Z: *grabs Baku's hand and kisses it* Baku...I love you so much...

Nokinojutsu: Another classic soap characteristic
Yuri Atchi: ( Oooooo, yup! ^^;;; )

B: I know honey...I love you too....
Z: ....*hugs Baku tightly* ...I can't live without you now Baku....
Z: I love you too much...
B: ...Zero...
Z I want to be with you forever! *kisses Baku passionately*
B: Z-Zero......I promise I'll return to your side every night...
Z: ....every night? Are you going to be somewhere during the day?
B: *looks the other way* I'm going to be training with Master Ybaso during the day...
Z: *smiles* Alright, that sounds good.

Nokinojutsu: (remember, he has to be sour)
Nokinojutsu: (*smacks forehead* GAH!)
Yuri Atchi: ( oro? ^^;;; )
Nokinojutsu: (T_T;+ He should have been sour...)
Nokinojutsu: (Bitter about the idea...although it isn't reasonable. How about he can't return to his side every night...>:])
Yuri Atchi: (X_X)
Nokinojutsu: (and Zero stalks him!)
Nokinojutsu: (^_^)

Z: Is that all you'll be doing love?
B: Yep...
Z: *kisses Baku's forehead* Okay...it's fine with me that you train.
Z: I need to get back into shape myself...Tallgeese can whip me pretty bad now. T_T
B: That's good...
Z: Heheh. ^^;
B: Good! Then I can train With Master Ybaso while you train with...? By Yourself?
Z: My master is dead, so yeah, by myself.
B: ...I'm sorry. I don't think Master Ybaso would like to put up with both of us. ^_^;
Z: It's alright. it doesn't bother me to train alone...*smiles and cuddles* I've done it for a while, so I'll live. *laughs*
Z: *kisses Baku again*
B: *kisses back*

Nokinojutsu: (we're stating the same thing over and over...I think...9_9;
Nokinojutsu: (as said before, now what?)

Z: *pushes Baku down and kisses him harder*

Yuri Atchi: ( LOL! ....I dunno...:p Zero's just....being a Lacroa dude....)

B: Oh Zero...please, can this wait for tonight? I should get started...
Z: ...oh, k. *kisses Baku again then gets up* I love you
B: I love you too. ^_^
Z: For how long?
B: Forever...*slides hand down Zero's chest*
B: I'll see you later...
Z: *smiles and makes a red rose appear and hands it to Baku* As will I. Have fun
B: Alright. *takes rose* Thank you. *pecks Zero on the cheek then leaves*

Yuri Atchi: ( Next time on this bloody soap opera that was brought to you by pointless dribble.....)
Yuri Atchi: LOL
Yuri Atchi: (Eat your heart out REAL soaps!!!)
Nokinojutsu: (yup. heehee...)
Nokinojutsu: (YEAH! Our's is ten times less effective! XP BEAT THAT! )
Yuri Atchi: (Boo-YA!!! ...What time is it with you?)
Nokinojutsu: (7:23 am. ^_^)
Yuri Atchi: X_X 4:23 am
Nokinojutsu: sleepover on the internet!!
Yuri Atchi: lol Sleep sounds good....oh dude, Zero's comming back at 11 today. O.o (other Zero...lol)
Nokinojutsu: (ah, kk)
Yuri Atchi: ^^; I shall save everything!
Yuri Atchi: God, how many pages will this take up?? O.o
Nokinojutsu: U can log off if u want. ^_^;; Good! Same time tomorrow? I duuno, a lot?
Nokinojutsu: when do u normally get on?
Yuri Atchi: sure thing ^^
Yuri Atchi: Um, three to 4 my time...lessie, we got a two hour diff...so like 5 or 6 your time I think
Nokinojutsu: I think it's three hours difference..but I'll try to be on then. I'll definatly by on by 8. ^_^
Yuri Atchi: ok ^^
Nokinojutsu: so...bye?
Yuri Atchi: night, bye. morning...lol
Nokinojutsu: bye!~
Yuri Atchi: b-bye

(RW: X_x Gah.......um..........end of chapter 1? ^^;;; )