Shaman King Fan Fiction ❯ Just a randomn pointless fic about nothing... ❯ funbari no uta and....SKOOL SUCKS! ( Chapter 2 )

Lyserg: Since LaH is out cold right now I say the disclaimer for now…LiLaZnHiKaRi dose not own anything except the plot if she had one.

-Three days later-

LaH: -is unconscious cause Anna hit her head with a bat full of nails- X______x

Lyserg:.......

Ren: Still?

Lyserg: yup.

Horo: How long do you think she'll be out?

Hao: Maybe for another 6 hours....

E.o.E: yea.....-looks at Hao- HAO!!!

Hao: yea?

E.o.E: HAO!!!

Hao: mmHmm?

E.o.E: HAO!!!

Hao: Yes?

E.o.E: HAO!!!

Hao: This is gonna take awhile.

-five hours later-

Hao: -reading a magazine- yes it's me…

LaH: -still unconscious-

E.o.E: HAO!!!!!!!

Hao: OK SHUT UP GODDAMNIT!!

Marco: -pops up out of now where- YOU USED THE NAME OF GOD IN VEIN!!!!!! NOW YOU SHALL DIE!!!!

LaH: -wakes up- hey what the hell are you doing here! Out shoo!-pushes Marco out the window-...um ok nobody saw that!

E.o.E: we saw that.

LaH: Well forget that you saw that.

Ren: Why?

LaH: -looks out window-.....-sees Marco walking around- ok never mind he's alive and well.

Lyserg: HAO YOU KILLED-

E.o.E: Your parents we know.

LaH: You should be nicer to him because of that!

Ryu: Yea!

LaH: oh shut up.

Ryu: =(

LaH: Hey I just saw `The Day After Tomorrow'! It's so cool! But now I'm scared cause it may happen someday...hopefully it's NOT the day after tomorrow.

Horo: what's it about?

LaH: watch it and you'll find out.

Horo: but.

LaH: ah no buts!

Horo: -__-

LaH: I'm bored....have any of you heard of `Funbari no uta'?

E.o.E: no.

LaH: -put's it up on a projection thingy and takes out a pointer thingy- it's about this funbari in the year 2007!

E.o.E: -not paying attention- mmHmm.

LaH: With Hana ASAKURA!

E.o.E: -still not paying attention- mmHmm ....wait...WHAT!

LaH: HANA ASAKURA!

Ren: who's that?

LaH: I'm not sure. I think it's Yoh and Anna's son.....

Yoh & Anna: O_________________________O

LaH: -tries to read but can't- Damn I why can't I read Japanese.-reads info section on internet-

ok. Hana came from his mother and fathers name. And since Yoh can also be read as `Ha' it would come out as Hana. See Ha (Yoh) +Anna= Hana!

Yoh & Anna: -passed out-

LaH: what's up with them?!?-looks up more info-..O.O.-points at the big guy in jail- eh...it says here Chocolove is that big guy in jail.

E.o.E: O_________________________________________________________o

LaH: And Ryu goes to jail too.

Ryu: WHAT!

LaH: it's all true! I have proof.-points at manga projection- you still get out anyway.-goes back to chapter one and points to the lady holding the knife wearing a black dress-

Hao: -reads it- Mom is scary.

E.o.E: Anna.

LaH: -goes back to chapter 4- oh look you get out of jail Ryu! And you and Hana are going to look for Ren because you failed to get Chocolove out of jail.

Ryu: Yay! WHAT!

E.o.E: -anime sweatdrop-

LaH: I'm confused if Anna was in the Front then wouldn't this be Anna to?! But that's Tamao's spirits! Aren't they? So is that Anna or Tamao!!!!WHO IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

E.o.E: -Tries to divert her attention by turning on the t.v-

T.V.: IT'S THE BACK TO SCHOOL SALE A WAL- MART WE HAVE ALL THE GREAT SAVINGS FOR NOTEBOOKS, PEN-

LaH: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -goes crazy once again- NOOOOOOOO! It's not true schools not here! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -runs into the wall-Ow!-gets back up- AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! -crawls in to a closet-noo....-mutters to herself- schools not here.....school.....is....not.......here....-laughs evilly- mwahahaha!

-outside-

E.o.E: *stares at closet*

Anna: -wakes up- grrr has she gone crazy again! This time actually put the strait jacket on her. Even if she's knocked out.

LaH: -comes out- MWUHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!-holds up a lollipop- MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!FEAR IT FEAR THE BLUE LOLLIPOP!!!!!!!!!!!FEAR IT!!!!!!-tries to poke someone-

Anna: -walks over, takes her lollipop and throws it out the window -

LaH: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Lollipop: -hits Marco in the head- -

Marco: -Can't feel the lollipop-

LaH: NOOOOOOO!!!! THE MIGHTY LOLLIPOP LANDED ON MARCO'S HEAD!!!!!MUST GET LOLLIPOP BACK!!!!!!!!!!

Anna:-hits her on the head with the bat full of nails- There.

LaH: -unconscious once again- X______________________________________________x

Anna: Now get the strait jacket.

E.o.E: -backs away slowly- uh.....-starts running-

Anna: Grrr...... COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!