Shaman King Fan Fiction ❯ Just a randomn pointless fic about nothing... ❯ 4kids sux!!! ( Chapter 3 )

Yoh: This time I'll be doing the disclaimer cause…I needed a plan to get away from Anna's `SUPER TORTUREING DEVICE!!!' as she calls it soo yeah…LaH dose not I repeat dose not own ANYTHING! That's right she dose not own A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G!

-once again three days later-

LaH: -is having horrendous nightmare that 4kids took over anime- NOOOOO!-wakes up- That was the worst nightmare ever!-realizes everyone's staring- ...hi!...

Lyserg: so what was it this time?

LaH: -shudders- it was that 4 kids took over the anime world!!!!!!!!-twitch- O_- -twitch- O_-

E.o.E: -shudders- ok that's creepy.

LaH: Told ya so. 4kids suck! Their killing anime! KILLING!!!!!!!-turns on t.v-

T.V.: `Can it be my destiny to be--'

All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

LaH: -takes out a mallet and smashes the t.v. uncontrollably-

Lyserg: Hey! It's off stop!

LaH: -panting- the..dub....sucks!

T.V.: -very low and fading- Shaman Ki-

LaH: -throws t.v. out the window- DIE!!!!!!!

Ren: Did you have a warrantee?

Yoh: yea that was a plasma.

LaH: ....i'm...not...sure..

Radio: -comes on- it's the back to school sale at-

LaH: -smashes Radio-............. -twitches violently- ....ah that's better -twitches even more-

Lyserg: hey your controlling your sanity! That's a great improvement!

Manta: um, Lyserg..

Lyserg: -looks at LaH- uh yea I'm coming......

LaH: - about to explode- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!O.-!O.O!-.O!o.O! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I.....despise.....4kids....and.....school..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!-hides under the coffee table- ThEy'Ll nEvER fIND mE h3re!!!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!-comes out holding a butcher knife- MWHAHAHAHHAHAH

E.o.E: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!-goes and hides-

-hiding in coat closet-

Yoh: She's finally lost it....

Lyserg: she's never had it Yoh.

Horo: that sounded so wrong...she's had it?

Ren: Shut up.

-in the broom closet-

Pilika: She's gone nuts!

Anna: She is nuts! Did you not know that!

Tamao: shh....

Jun: Shut up she might hear us!.

Anna & Pilika: right.

-now back with the crazy authoress-

LaH: -Stabbing furniture- DIE 4KIDS!!! DIE!!!! YOU WILL GO TO HELL FOR ALL YOUR WRONG AND EVIL DOINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-stabs the couch- MWAHAHAHHAHA!!!!DIE 4KIDS!!!!!!!!!

-Coat closet-

Ren: She's been speanding to much time with you, Lyserg.

Lyserg: I don't talk about god that much only Jeanne and the rest of the X-laws do.

Yoh: then she's been spending too much time with Jeanne.

Horo: do you have any food?

Ren, Lyserg, Yoh,: Shut up! Baka-na

Horo: Sor-ry.

-Broom closet-

Anna: it's gotten awfully quite.

Pilika: yea..

Jun: you can never let your guard down.

Anna & Pilika: fine.

-crazy authoress-

LaH:-is hiding in a dark corner- school is bad......4kids is the worst thing ever.......ever......I hate and despise 4kids and school...........4kids will go to the underworld and get questioned by Osiris!!!!then lose their soul then wander the underworld FOR ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

-Broom closet-

Tamao: um....Osiris?

Jun: I think that' s an Egyptian god.

Anna: -getting annoyed- Pilika can I borrow your net?

Pilika: Sure here -gives her the net-

Anna: Perfect -Comes out of closet and throws it at LaH-

LaH: NOOOOOO!!! THEY FOUND ME I WILL NOT BE FORCED TO ANYWHERE!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOO! LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!

Anna: -knocks her out with the bat full of nails and puts a strait jacket on her- finally.

E.o.E: -comes out of hiding places-

Lyserg: Someone had to do it someday.

Horo: Wonder if she'll get a concussion from being hit in the head so many times...

Yoh: I thought she already had one.

Anna: It doesn't matter now.-throws LaH in the nut house-

Hao: I have a felling she break out somehow.....

E.o.E: yea...

Ren: -looks around- This place needs new furniture...

Living Room: -wrecked- -looks as if the local Zoo was here-

E.o.E: -nods-

Jun: that means

Pilika: we're

Tamao: going

Ryu: SHOPPING!

E.o.E: -stares at him-

Ryu: um....uh....yea.....