Slayers Fan Fiction ❯ A curse for the better? Or for the worse... ❯ Bunnies, stars, rainbows, a wolf and a cat ( Chapter 10 )

A curse for the better? Or for the worse…

By: Dark fire angel

DFA: I've decided I'll be a very good lil girl and I'll update this fic *Innocent smile* Christmas is around the corner, and I know EXACTLY what I want!!

Xel: *Peeks from behind DFA* Oh? And I know exactly what it is… I think… *Cheerful smile*

DFA: o.o I've not told anyone! So how in the world could you know? *Blink blink*

Xel: I still know what it is!! *Grins as a question mark appears over DFA's head* I say it's…. a…. secret!! *Phases away before DFA recovers from shook*

DFA: >.<!! *Twitch* He didn't SAY that, did he? He said THE phrase! He's not allowed to say it! He can't! He shouldn't! *Rants till Val walks up, rolling his eyes*

Val: You really should have seen it coming, DFA-san >>; *Sighs and pushes her away, then turns back slightly* By the way, in case you're wondering, no, she dun own us <<; And the story is half hers, half Rei-san's…. *Disappears with DFA*

~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (We left Fi and Xel sleeping >>; And Zelas running after Phibs… let's continue with the Beastmaster then!)

The Hellmaster ran around, still throwing bottles of wine all over and enjoying watching Zelas scream each time he did so and dive for them, "Weee!! Catch me Zelas ^-^ Betcha you can't! This is fun! Wine, wine, where did you all go? All around the floor!!"

"My WINE!! Stop, stop, stop! Phibrizzo!! Stop right this instant, you little brat!" still holding the bottle she raised a hand and began changing the astral plane in an attempt to catch the run away mazoku. Her desperation grew when the Hellmaster stuck out his tongue at her after jumping over the holes and traps she made appear.

"Nope! Sorry wolfie, but that trick will not work again!" This said he prepared himself for a wine-party.

The silver haired lady stomped her foot, then summoned her wolves to block Phib's way, "Phibrizzo! I'll get mom to revive Gaav if you don't stop!" as she chased him around she began fixing the bits of her home the Hellmaster had wrecked.

Her last comment made the child-like mazoku stop dead in his tracks, eyes going impossibly wide, "But… but… his hair SUCKS!! >.o You can't make mum revive him!! That wouldn't be fair!" he again stopped and wondered briefly why in the nine hells he had chosen the word `fair', he then shrugged it off and looked up at the fuming beastmaster with Kawaii puppy dog eyes.

"So does his coat, mind you…" she whispered, mostly to herself, then turned sharply to the innocent looking mazoku in front of her, "So, do we have a deal? Stop wrecking WPI and tell me whose those orb are so I won't tell mom to revive Gaav?" she then lowered her voice to a mutter, "And his stupid trench coat…"

Phibs gave a sulk and crossed his arms over his chest in annoyance, "Oh fine -.-; but no more freebies…" he stood on his toes in order to whisper 3 certain names in Zelas ears, "Sherra, Dynast and Zelas…" he whispered to her, then gave a pout and began to walk off, arms behind his head in a bored expression, "No fun >.< Spoilsports… now how in the world am I gonna get rid of the boredom?!"

The beastmaster's frown grew into a very evil smirk as she rubbed her hands together, "Oh Dyyyyyyyynast!" she called out sweetly as she phased into his room, where she found him reading a book, "I know something you don't…"

"What now?" grumbled the Ice mazoku lord, "Can't I have a bit of peace and quiet?" he shook his head and raised his gaze towards her, "…" was his lack of response as he sweatdroped when he noticed the predatory smirk she was giving him, "You know what? ^^; I think I can hear someone summoning me… I erm… better go, ne?" he stood up, ready to phase off.

Zelas predatory smirk turned into a VERY innocent close eyed smile, "But Dy-kun! I have a surprise for you…" she then held up her arm, revealing a new bracelet with three orbs dangling from it; one dark blue, one an icy blue and the last one a soft tone of grey, "And I'm SURE you'll like your surprise."

Another sweatdrop from Dynast, "Somehow I don't want to know what surprise it is…"

The silver haired mazoku blinked for a second, then humped and crossed her arms over her chest, "Fine! Then I will NOT tell you now!" she said stubbornly, acting as if the whole thing were not such a big deal after all. Her act seemed to strike one of Dynast's nerves, or maybe his curiosity grew… he twitched an raised a hand, turning Zelas into a small bunny and picking her up by the ears.

"My my… you've been wasting a lot of energy Zelas-chan, normally this spell wouldn't have worked," he tsked, then put her face inches form his, "Now TELL me that interesting thing, my dear."

The silver colored bunny flailed her around, "It's not my fault!! Phibrizzo was wrecking my home! And he wouldn't tell me about whose orbs these were and…" she blinked and covered her mouth with her paws, sweatdroping slightly, "I mean… CHANGE ME BACK!!" she attempted to bite him on the nose, but failed when he held her away from him, "Change ma back and I'll tell you!!"

"Oh no, not till you tell me I won't…" he blinked as he noticed the icy blue orb and the dark blue orb, "Where did you get these from?! Wait, don't answer, no need >.<!" he snatched the two orbs, dropped the silver bunny on the floor and phased away into another room, putting up a barrier.

"Huh?" Zelas blinked, then twitched, "DYNAST!!" she twitched and hop-ran off into a corridor, "This body is NO good!" she concentrated and after a few minutes, she was back to normal, "Hellmaster Phibrizzo!! Get yourself DOWN here now!!!" she yelled, a vein popping on her forehead.

Said mazoku phased in and tilted his head to one side, looking confused, "What? <.< what does the spoilsports want now?"

"I'll make a deal with you Phibs," she said as she tried to calm down, "Give me a replica of Sherra's orb and I'll let you and Dolphin redecorate Wolf pack Island AND Dynast's home, how about it?" she watched the child-like mazoku blink and think about it, then he grinned and held out his hand to her, "Deal then?"

Phibs nodded at her and handed her a normal dark colored marble to her, "Deal, wolfie!" he then looked behind himself and shouted down a certain hallway, "Dolphin!! Zelas says we can redecorate the palaces!" he then ran off to somewhere.

The beastmaster twitched slighty as she fastened the new fake orb on her bracelet and phased to the door Dynast was behind….

~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (Oooook, let's leave those two for a second and run after Phibs and Dolphin ^^;; see what they're up too now that they can `redecorate')

Both the blue haired mazoku lord and the Hellmaster stood in a certain room, dressed with painter clothes and smiling. Phib's smiled up at his taller companion, "I got the paint, what did you get?" she showed him some crayons, markers, glue and LOT of wall paper, "Ok!! We're set!" he cried and began using a brush to paint a chair pink, "O.o Zelas would look good in pink… I wish I would have asked her for permission to paint her hair pink too >.>"

Dolphin giggled an used her crayons to paint butterflies and clouds all over the place, "Lookie! Dolphin made flying fishies! ^-^" she then began to draw what resembled bunnies too, "And now Dolphin's drawing hopping fishies o.o and they are going to hop on the flying fishies and…" she continued to rant as she drew all over the place.

"Now we need to put up wallpaper!!" cried the Hellmaster as he searched around and pulled some `Barney the dinosaur' wallpaper out. Dolphin nodded and dived into the wallpaper pile, coming out with some wallpaper with fish painted on it.

"Fishies!!" she squealed as she began putting the wallpaper everywhere but on the walls, "Fishies no like the walls, so dolphin put them all over the place instead.

The child mazoku nodded and then looked at the `boring' floor, "It need something <.<" he began drawing wolves on some wallpaper and stuck it on the floor, "Floor paper," he said in a proud tone, "Now the floor isn't boring because it has yellow wolves, pink wolves, and multy-colored wolves ^-^"

"And fishies! Dolphin says the floor is boring with no fishies!" and so both continued their work along the rooms of WPI.

~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ ( And now back to Zelas and Dy? >> <<; Fi and Xel will appear later… god, this part doesn't have them much, now does it? They ARE sleeping, aren't they? Sleep well)

Lord Beastmaster gave a soft growl and knocked on the door, "Dynast, get out here now, and put this stupid barrier down NOW!" when he refused and yield for her to get lost she tapped her foot impatiently, "Dyanst Grousherra, get OUT!!!"

"Leave me alone, Zelas!" came his irritated reply, his foot could also be heard tapping.

"NO! Not until you say you're sorry to me!" she yelled back at him, glaring at the door before her as if trying to make it disappear but failing, "Besides! I think you'll want to come out and SEE something!"

Dynast phased right in front of her, still holding the two orbs and looking plain non-happy at the moment, "Sorry? For what? For having to see your face, Zelas-CHAN?! For having to put up with you??" he waved his hands as he twitched in an effort to glare her down.

"NO! For being an awful meanie, Dynast-KUN!!" she looked about to kill someone, not being moved by his glares and not backing down a centimetre, "Besides…." She continued, voice strangely calmed as she held up the fake orb, "Do you know whose this is?" she watched his eyes grow wide as he looked from the orb he held to the one she held, "That's right Santa, it belongs to your little elf! The ones you have are fake!"

He blinked and twitched, pocketing the orbs he held and reaching for the new one, "Give it to ME!!" he snarled as he launched for her, missing her as she teleported away, "Zelas! >.< Come BACK here!!" he yelled as he teleported after her. As they both entered the throne room they forgot about the robs, eyes going impossibly wide at the cuteness of the redecoration, "Zelas… where in the nine hells is Phibs?!"

"I suppose… he'll be with Dolphin at your place by now," came her soft and now very calm voice as she waved a hand, "I sent them to redecorate it, it was so DULL!"

"He's WHERE?!" he didn't wait for an answer and teleported away to his palace, leaving Zelas with a VERY pleased look.

"Well, I didn't get the orbs, but I suppose that seeing the face he made and…" she strained her hearing, and sure enough, she was able to make out a very familiar scream… all the way from the north pole, "It was worth it if only but to hear that shout ^-^ Aaah… I feel so much better now!" she looked to her right and saw both Dolphin and Phibs phase in at the same time, both looking very satisfied and covered in wallpaper and paint.

The Hellmaster gave a V sign and grinned, "Now THAT was reviving! Any time you wanna make a deal, count on me, wolfie!"

The blue haired girl giggled and winked an eye, "Dolphin think Sherra didn't like the work we did… She made a weird face and fainted ^^;;" she floated in the air till she noticed some wallpaper stuck on her back and dangling, "Wallpaper trying to eat Dolphin O.o" she then began chasing the wallpaper like a dog would its tail.

"Zelas? You should go see a certain room we've done," smiled the Hellmaster, "It has bunnies, and Barney and…" he began to rant about their masterpiece till Dynast came into the room, looking awfully tired and very pale.

"That was indescribable Zelas!!" he managed to give a soft growl, "It was low even for you…" he tried to give her the glare of death, "I'll…get back at you later! After I've had some rest!" and this said he phased into his room in WPI,

The Hellmaster smiled as Dynast went away, "If he goes to his room he'll find the Barney wallpaper, and the bunnies o.o and the clouds…"

"And the fishies! ^0^ The flying fishies and the hopping fishies! And the floor paper too!!" cheered Dolphin, having been able to get the annoying wallpaper off from her back.

Didn't have to wait long to see the black haired mazoku run into the room, looking green rather than pale. He rushed past Zelas and crashed into a pillar, falling on the ground out blank.

The beastmaster blinked once, then twice, "Dynast?" she neared him and poked him, but got no response, "Dynast? Are you…ok?" she again poked him, but still no respoce. This made her panic, "Oh L-sama!! I think he's dead!" she looked around, but dolphin and Phibby were already gone, then turned back to the fallen mazoku, "Dynast?! Dynast!! Say SOMETHING!!" she wailed.

So occupied was she panicking and wailing that she didn0t notice him moan and open his eyes, "Oh damn… I'm not going back to THAT room…" he moaned as he sat up, holding his head with both hands, "That has got to be the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life…. It was horrible."

"Dynast!" Zelas turned back to him and glomp him, "I thought you were dead!!" she then let go of him and whacked him over the head, twitching violently, "You moron! You SCARED me!!!" she glared at him and stormed off, leaving the ice mazoku lord blinking.

"…" he tilted his head to one side and then sweatdroped, "Barney wallpaper has some strange secondary effects…" he muttered as he got up, brushed himself off and walked off down one corridor.

~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ (^^;; Fi and Xel are gonna appear now in a second! Yayness!! But for them to do so << >> Dolphin and Phibby need to find them)

Somehow, only L-sama knows how, Dolphin and Phibby ended up in Fi's room. They both saw the wolf and dra-kitty asleep together, and it gave them an idea…. Or at least to Phibby it did, "Dolphin, can you see what I see?" he whispered to her as he tiptoed towards the snoozing animals.

The blue haired girl blinked and thought for a moment, "Well, it'd depend… Dolphin can see glow in the dark fishie O.o is that what Phibby-kun sees?" she motioned towards a lamp that they had light as they had entered the room.

"Humm… close enough Dolphin ^^;" replied the Hellmaster as he cast a levitation spell on Xelloss, making him float off the bed, "But I was thinking we could have a pet contest," he nodded to himself as he made the purple wolf float towards the door, "You make the kitty look good, and I make the wolfie look good ^-^ And then we'll decide whom wins!" this said he ran off with Xel while Fi was left with Dolphin.

Dolphin blinked and then cooed as she tiptoed towards the bed, "Dolphin can see a Kawaii neko-chan… dolphin must not wake it up… or many she should? Dolphin should ask," She hovered over the drakitty and poked it softly on its tummy, "Drakitty… drakitty…" she poked Filia again and again till she opened her eyes.

"Huh? Aww… five more minutes," came the half-asleep cat's rely as it buried its head under its paws, purring softly.

The blue haired mazoku's eyes widened, "Wait… Dolphin wants to ask something o.o…" she poked Fi again, this time awakening her completely, "Neko-chan! Dolphin wants to know if it would bother Neko-chan to be awaken up!"

"…" was Filia's lack of response as she sweatdroped, "Ne…" she stopped and stiffened suddenly apon realising someone that should have been there was NOT there, "Eck!" She jumped up and glomped Dolphin around her waist, "Where's Xelloss? O.o Where is he?!"

"Xellie-kun is with Phibby-kun! Only Dolphin's here with the Kawaii dra-kitty!" cooed the dark lord as she glomped said cat, "Phibby-kun said he'd clean Xellie so he'd be able to go to a pet show! Yay!!"

This almost made poor Filia facefault. For some reason the fact the Hellmaster wanted Xelloss in a pet show… did not appeal to her one bit, "Hum… Dolphin-sama? Will you take me to Xelloss? Please?" she put on her Kawaii-est expression in an attempt to earn the dark lord's sympathy, "Please, please? I need you to take me with him now."

Dolphin blinked and rubbed her head in thought, "Dolphin will take the dra-kitty to see Xelloss if she'll do something for Dolphin! Fi-chan must get the soul orbs from Dy-kun so Zelas-sama will let Dolphin and Phibby-kun rederecorate again! Fishies say so!" she posed in mid while still glomping Filia, "If fishies say so it must be done!"

"Fine T-T just get me with Xelloss… please," came the poor cat's reply as she gave in to the blue haired mazoku's request.

"Yay! Dolphin is happy! Fishies are happy! Everyone is happy!" she chanted as she flew away…

DFA: *Peek from around a corner* >>;; *Holds up a white flag* I'm so sorry for slowness… will update faster next time. Promise, cross my heart and hope to die! n.n *Runs off*