Slayers Fan Fiction ❯ Lemon! A Girl's Fantasy Comes True! ❯ Lemon! A Girl's Fantasy Comes True! ( One-Shot )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Lemon! A Girl's Fantasy Comes True!

By: Lord Archive

The Slayers belong to Hajime Kanazaka, Rui Araizumi, TV Tokyo, SOFTX, Software Sculptures Ltd., and many others. I do not own them. I'm only borrowing them. I'll return them as quickly as I can since Lina and Gourry are eating away bank account.

This is a side-story to The Slayers: Reward that occurs after chapter 2. It is not needed to be read to understand the rest of the series. Nor is it really necessary to read the series to understand this. This story was written mostly to increase the number of Lina/Gourry lemons out there and for the humor value of it. The other chapters of The Slayers: reward can be found at http://www.geocities.com/Lord_Archive/anime.html

This is a lemon, meaning it depicts sexual acts. Do not read this: if you're under the age allowed by the law from where you're reading this (18 in most of the US), if you're laws don't allow anyone to read descriptions of people having sex, if you're offended by sexual acts, or if you're mother would be upset with you for reading about sex. Otherwise, enjoy.

BTW: Lina is demanding from each reader one gold coin to read this or face her wrath. I'd suggest you have something ready in case she ever comes to collect.

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Lina locked the door behind herself. Tonight was her wedding night and she didn't know what to do. She hadn't even planned on getting married today, but thanks to an idiotic priest she was technically Lina Gabriev. It sounded fitting considering that she felt her intelligence had lowered considerably since this entire situation began.

It started off with the cliched kill the dragon and marry the princess. Only they didn't know about that until after Gourry killed the dragon. A quick switch with the princess and Lina was the bride, and the marriage was officially ordained by a high priest of Ceiphied. That same priest was now hounding Lina to get the marriage annulled. If only her magic had been working before the ceremony ended then this might have turned out differently, but trust her luck that it had been that time of the month.

Gourry took off his armor not sure what else to do. He looked cautiously at Lina. "Um, what do we do now?"

Lina made a quick prayer she didn't have to explain this, then again that could make things better. "What do you mean?"

"About the wedding night. Mom said that something special was suppose to happen, but never explained what."

"Why not?"

"She died."

Yep. Every second she was spending as a Gabriev was making her dumber and dumber. "I... see." Lina massaged her head and decided not to ask why his father had never told him in fear of a similar answer. "What do you know about sex?"

"Um, you're a girl and I'm a guy?"

Lina looked at the ground. He only knew about the gender reference to sex, not about the act itself.

She looked up at Gourry and thought of four choices of how to deal with this. First, skip the explanations and let instinct control everything. Second, explain everything in detail. Third, lie about what the wedding night is. Fourth, convince him to delay consummating the marriage.

The first was the easiest. Just strip naked, hop into bed, and let nature take its course. Quick and simple, but probably too quick and simple. Sure explaining things would be problematic, but she might not be satisfied if they didn't take their time.

Second would be the most annoying. It sometimes took forever to get something through his thick skull. However, she would be in complete control. She could take time and savor everything about it. It would not be quick and she should be satisfied once they were done.

Third sounded good enough, however it was a bit flawed. Lying about this would cause her a lot of problems later when he found out what really was supposed to happen on the wedding night.

The last one looked rather appealing. Even with Reena's little talk, Lina didn't feel entirely ready for this. True, she could convince Gourry to wait, however he would be disappointed even without knowing about sex. Not to mention that consummating the marriage would weaken Towermere's ability to annul the wedding.

Each choice had its good and bad points. If she wanted to make sure that Gourry would stay with her, she would have to have sex with him. That ruled out the third and fourth choice. That left the question to risk not being satisfied or to have to explain everything. This was her virginity she was going to lose, and she damn well wanted to be left satisfied.

Now where to begin? "I guess we should start by taking off our clothes."

Gourry blushed madly. "You sure?"

Lina bit her lower lip while she nodded. "Part of marriage is to share everything with your spouse, especially your body."

Gourry's mind swirled with questions to ask Lina about her statement. Were they going to exchange bodies? What did pine trees have to do with this? Was there something about his body she wanted to take like she had wanted to take his sword of light? Not sure what to ask, he went by the standard method of handling things-- do what Lina said.

Lina's hands nervously shook while she undressed as well. Seeing her naked body was usually a killing offense. She had never willing been naked in front of a guy. Now she was about to show Gourry everything.

After Lina finished disrobing, she found her toes rather interesting. Not hearing anything from Gourry she started to look up. She noticed briefly his strong legs but froze upon seeing his manhood. It hung before him half-erect. At least Lina thought it was half erect since it was a little under ten centimeters and was not defying gravity. She forced herself to look up past Gourry's large chest and look him in the face. However, he was staring at the floor. "Gourry, it's okay to look."

Gourry gulped. The last person that had seen her naked couldn't be identified without magic. But Lina said it was all right. He slowly started to look up and began to absorb every detail of Lina's body. He memorized her short stubby toes, her wiry ankles supporting rather muscular calves, and her firm upper legs. He began to sweat upon seeing a red triangle of hair nestled between her thighs.

Gourry couldn't help but wonder how a girl would take a piss without having a dick. He knew that they didn't have one, but had no idea why.

Gourry continued to study his wife's body and took note of her surprisingly slim stomach. He let out a small sigh once he saw her chest. He knew Lina's breasts weren't going to get any bigger, but he still couldn't shake the notion of Lina having a little girl's chest. That by looking at his wife, one would think he was robbing the cradle.

Lina's fists clenched as she struggled to not become a widow. She could tell Gourry was disappointed with her chest size. He knew damn well what he was getting in that department before the wedding.

Gourry looked at his wife's enraged face and said the only word that popped into it. "Beautiful."

Lina blinked and sagged as the anger vanished. "Huh?"

"Um, you look beautiful," Gourry said hopefully.

"Ah, thanks." Lina blushed all the way to her feet. She then looked down, taking note that his dick was a bit bigger now. "You're pretty handsome, yourself."

Gourry turn beet red. "Heh, heh. Thanks."

Lina swallowed. "Well, time for the lesson on sex."

"It's not about me being a guy and you a girl?"

"There's a lot more to it than that."

"There is?"

Lina nodded. "Let's start with the basics. Girls have larger breasts than guys." She glared at her husband making sure he didn't say anything about comparing his pects. "These are rather sensitive and touching them can be a bit stimulating." She looked at her husband's confused, but enraptured face. Good, he was paying attention. "The nipples are especially reactive. When they're pointing out like this, it usually means I'm either cold or aroused."

"That you're awake?"

Lina glared. "No. That I feeling inclined to have sex." She then sighed. "Normally I'm upset when you ask me questions like that, but don't be afraid to ask them tonight. It is VERY important you learn everything well."

Gourry nodded eagerly.

"Anyway, guys have, um, dicks. I'm told guys use them to pee, right?" Lina wished she hadn't reminded herself about that aspect.

"Well, yeah. How do girls pee?"

"From a small hole, here." Lina pointed just between her legs. "What did you think?"

Gourry shrugged. "Didn't know."

Lina growled. "Anyway. Your dick has another function as well."

"It does?"

"You have noticed how sensitive it is and how hard it can get?" Lina questioned.

Gourry nodded.

"Well, that's part of sex."

"It's what makes me a boy."

"Yes...." Lina paused to collect herself. "You see it goes into part of a girl's body while you are having sex."

"It does?" Gourry looked at Lina. Was he supposed to put it in her ass?

Lina noticed where her husband was looking. "Not there, you idiot!" She then saw him look at her mouth. "Not there either!" She pointed at her crotch. "IT GOES HERE!"

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Reena, the over-weight barmaid at the inn, whose room was directly below the Gabrievs room, whistled as she heard the scream. She didn't think the swordsman was into kinky things. But all that did was fan the overweight chef's fire. If only the innkeeper, or any other guy, was with her.

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"Where?"

Lina stomped over to the bed, sat down and spread her legs. "Here." She ran her finger along her slit, and shiver at the feelings it generated.

Gourry's eyes were glued to the forbidden spot on his wife's body. However, his right hand still moved to see if he had some kind of hole there as well.

Lina suppressed the urge to beat him to a pulp. This was her wedding night and she wasn't about to ruin it after getting this far. She forced herself to calm down and decided to change tactics. It was corny, but this was how it was explained to one of her childhood friends. "Let's try this another way. Guys have magical swords, which is your dick, that have only one sheathe. Once a sword finds a sheathe, it should not enter any other sheathe. Girls have the magical sheathe for guys to put their swords into. The magical sheathe is also only for one sword. Sword and sheathe are perfectly designed for each other and allow for the sword to be pulled in and out easily. Each time you put the sword into the sheathe it feels very good, so you'll want to do so a lot. HOWEVER, you must make sure that the magical sheathe is well oiled before entering the sheathe or it won't be good for the girl. Also, after pulling the sword in and out enough times, the sword will build up a special power and it will explode a liquid into the sheathe. The sheathe wants this to happen, and if done properly it won't let the sword leave while it is exploding the special power."

Gourry smiled. "That makes sense."

"Good. Now about the special power of the sword combined with the sheathe."

"There's more?"

Lina nodded. "Each time the sword's power activates, there is a chance that magical sheathe will use the power to create new life. If that happens, the girl who owns the sheathe will become pregnant and the owner of that sword will be the father of that child."

Gourry's eyes bulged. "You mean this is how babies are made? With my magical sword and your sheathe?"

"Yes. That's the simplified version at least."

"So if we have sex... you might get pregnant?"

Lina nodded. "It is possible, however, since it was recently my time of the month-- the chances are good that it won't happen tonight."

"How does your loss of spells affect the sheathe?"

"It's more like the sheathe affecting my spells. Girls go through a cycle of when they can become pregnant. That time of month refers to the time when the girl's body flushes away the body's last attempt to make a baby. That flushing causes some kind of chemical or energy change in the body that interferes with most sorceresses' ability to cast spells. Once over, the body gears up to try again." Lina scratched her head. "Wish I could remember when Luna said I'd be most fertile?"

"Plant-like?"

"No. When it is the highest chance that I will get pregnant."

"Oh."

"I think she said something about it being about two weeks after my period, but I wasn't paying too much attention to that part of it." Lina looked at her husband. "Knowing what this can do, do you want to have sex with me. That is what completes a marriage."

Gourry twiddled his thumbs. Sex wasn't about being a boy or a girl, but about a boy being with a girl to make a baby. Among other things, being married meant that he was supposed to have sex with his wife. Lina was actually willing to risk becoming pregnant by having sex with him. While he didn't mind the idea of settling down and having kids considering he already had more stories to tell than either his father or grandfather did combined. He wished he could remember half of his stories though.

Gourry shook his head to clear it. He didn't mind raising kids, but he believed Lina would. She was always roaming and looking for adventure. Children were an adventure in and of themselves, but not the kind Lina would like. How should he answer this to make sure this was what she wanted? "I don't mind... if you don't mind."

Lina lowered her head. The choice was back to her. The idea of sex wasn't as scary as the possible result. What would she do if she became pregnant? She would want to be somewhere safe considering how many enemies she had made. That left her with three choices, which were Sailoon, her hometown, or the middle of nowhere. Well, her hometown was safe because of Luna so that wasn't an option. She wanted a higher level of living than she'd have in the middle of nowhere. That left Sailoon, which wasn't a bad place, not to mention she was a friend of the rulers. A nice little magic shop there could be good. But that was something to worry about once that happened. It might be years before she would get pregnant.

With that contingency plan, Lina's fears lessened a little. But there was still the point of having children. Did she want to be a mother? The thought sent a shiver down her spine. She couldn't tell if it was apprehension or anticipation. She expected the former. However, she looked at Gourry and finally replied, "I don't mind."

"Are you sure?"

"Would I be sitting here, nude, if I wasn't sure?" Don't answer that.

"If you say so." Gourry looked down at his wife. Even though she wasn't sitting in a very appealing way, he wanted her in a way he could finally put words to. "Um, how do I make sure your sheathe is... oiled."

Lina smiled since he remembered that. "We can start by kissing."

"Kissing?"

"Oiling the sheathe takes a bit of work and is done by making the girl excited. This is my first time, so lets take this slow and kissing is a good place to start."

Gourry leaned towards his wife and tentatively kissed her. There wasn't much force from either of them, but he was in an awkward position and was trying to keep himself from falling on her.

Lina was surprised at how much she was enjoying the simple kiss. She deepened the kiss and wrapped her arms around her husband.

Gourry felt Lina tugged down and lost his balance. He flattened her into the bed and she clamped her legs shut as his manhood came a bit too close for this stage of the event.

"I said SLOWLY!"

"Your fault that I fell."

"Whatever," Lina growled. "Let's try this again."

Gourry nodded, but only lifted himself off of Lina. The position was easier to manage as he started to kiss her again.

Lina kept her legs closed in case Gourry forgot. This was a bit more comfortable than sitting, but a little disconcerting considering she was pretty much at her husband's mercy. The kiss, however, was giving her an odd rush not unlike casting a low level spell.

Gourry wanted to make sure he got this right. It was all very confusing, but so far very pleasant. Lina had said earlier that touching her breast would be stimulating for her, so he placed his left hand over her right breast.

Lina momentarily broke the kiss. "Try massaging it."

Gourry quickly obeyed and rubbed her chest.

Lina grimaced. "Not like that." She repositioned his hand on her breast and guided a couple fingers onto her nipple. "Now trying rubbing this, and you can use some force. But don't try to tear it off."

Gourry did as he was told. "Like this?" Gently at first and then a little harder as he rubbed her chest, now opting to use both hands.

Lina moaned. "Like that." Gourry was a quick learner when it came to things he felt were important to know, and true to any guy, this was very important. However, she didn't want him to do all the work. She took a firm hold of his manhood and began to stroke it.

"Oh, Lina!" Gourry's mind exploded with fear and pleasure. The enemy of all who lived was holding on to his special weapon and it felt so good despite that the grip was a little painful as well.

"You're pretty big." He was quite hard and it pulsed eagerly in Lina's hand. Her legs began to spread, not entirely of her own thought.

Gourry noticed Lina's movement and looked between her legs. The area seemed moist but wasn't sure if it was oiled. He moved one of his hands to check. It was a little wet, but couldn't be sure if she was ready.

"Oh, Ruby Eyes." Lina moaned feeling his electrifying touch. She has had rushes from casting spells and from danger, but this was similar and yet different at the same time. The same loss of thought and overwhelming sensations, but this time she knew what she was supposed to do without having to think.

"Lina." Gourry grunted as Lina's grip tightened and her hand's pace quickened. He couldn't wait anymore and hoped she was ready. He pulled her hand away from his mighty sword and repositioned himself to sheathe it. He slowly lowered himself and her body let him slip inside with a little effort.

Lina felt her flesh being pushed apart as something was being forced into her. "By the four dark lords!" Thousands of sensation rattled her mind, and she enjoyed every single one. She knew most girls first time were painful, but a dagger hilt when she was thirteen solved that complication. Though if Gourry had waited a little longer, she was sure she would've enjoyed it even more.

Gourry's mind swirled with feelings. The grip of Lina's sheathe around his weapon was intense, but just resting it in her wasn't doing much. He pulled out a little and the pleasure magnified. He pushed in even more and his world was filled with unimaginable feelings.

A lot better than a dagger hilt, was Lina's only coherent thought as his dick pounded inside her. She brought her husband's head closer to her so she could devour his face with her hungry lips.

Gourry continued to slam his sword into Lina repeatedly. Her hips ground into his trying vainly to get his weapon deeper into the sheathe. He clenched his teeth feeling an overwhelming... special power build up in him.

"Oh, Gourry." Lina didn't know how much more she could take. "Oh, Lord of Nightmares." Gourry was making her feel things, was doing things to her, and there was no way to put words to it.

Gourry pulled Lina's hips hard against his body, burying himself to the hilt as release flooded him. Pleasure had new meaning, Lina was so much more to him, and everything was just more.

Lina felt Gourry orgasm inside her. The man who meant more than the entire world to her was launching his seed into her body. "Oh, oh, Gourry.... OH, CEIPHIED!" And the world exploded. She clung onto him while she milked him for all his worth. Nothing should compare to this, but Lina knew of a few. She didn't care at the moment though. Now was only her and Gourry and she wouldn't have this any other way.

The pair held onto each other, panting. Sweat covered their bodies, but there was a happiness present that they never knew before.

"Did I do that right?" Gourry asked hopefully.

"You did everything better than I expected." Lina smirked as he smiled at her complement. "However, there is a lot of room for improvement." She almost laughed as he frowned at her. "We'll just have to keep practicing until we perfect it."

"Practicing?"

Lina nodded and smiled devilishly. "Yes, lots of practicing." She then blinked and looked down his body. "You're still hard?"

Gourry shrugged. "Any reason I'm not supposed to be?"

Lina stared at him in disbelief. "According to what I've been told, guys aren't supposed to do that."

"They're not?"

"Nope. I knew of one exception, but that was because the town slut decided to marry him."

"Um, is this a good thing?"

"'Is this a good thing?'" Lina did an amazing feat of strength. She flipped Gourry onto the bed and straddled him. "For me, this is a great thing!"

"It is?" Gourry groaned in pleasure as Lina impaled herself onto him.

"Yes!" Lina moaned as she started to ride his wild horse. "It means we can do it more than once a night!"

Gourry would've felt sorry for the people who only could have sex once a night, but his thoughts were on Lina. More specifically trying to figure out how so tiny of breasts could bounce like that.

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Reena pouted. The sword fighter was every girls' dream come true. Handsome, kind, big, strong, and multi-orgasmic. Why couldn't she find a guy like that? Now she really wished she hadn't eavesdropped, even though it had been very stimulating.

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Author's notes:

Thanks to Michael Chase, Hpackrat, and Jason for pre-reading this chapter.

Where did the pine tree thought come from?
Spouse became spruce, a type of pine tree.

The things Lina could compare to the intensity of sex:
Dying (at least twice).
Casting Giga Slave.
Having the knowledge of the Claire Bible in her head.
Fighting an impossible battle (Gaav, Hellmaster, etc...) and win.