Slayers Fan Fiction ❯ Slayers Screwed ❯ Sylphiel the Mysterious Priest ( Chapter 5 )

SLAYERS SCREWED Part 5: Sylphiel the Mysterious Priest

By Megalabisia and Val Sama

The two entered the cave, which was actually very dark and inviting. In fact it looked like the perfect sort of place to make out…

Lina shivered. "Don't be so scared Amelia!" She yelled while holding onto the back of Amelia's shirt. "Uh Miss Lina you're choking me!" She managed to mutter. Amelia was an interesting shade of purple before Lina decided to let go, 10 minutes into the cave.

"What's that?" Amelia said as she pointed at what appeared to be strands of long black hair. "That looks like Sylphiel's hair." Amelia said as she picked some of it off the ground. "What could that monster be doing to her?" Lina asked.

What could my dear sweet sister want to do to Sylphiel? Amelia thought, then her thoughts were interrupted by the sounds of moans and screams. "Oh My God! What is Naga doing?" Lina yelled. She cast a light spell grabbed Amelia by the wrist and started to run down the dark caverns of the cave.

As she ran toward the screams she tripped over something. Of course this really pissed Lina off. "What the hell was that?" She fumed. Picking up the object that had obstructed her walking. "Oh my God!" She again yelled. She was holding in her hands Sylphiel's empty deflated head. Startled she tossed it out of sight. "What could have happened Miss Lina?" Amelia asked worriedly.

As they moved on the sounds of a whip and chains clattering got louder. Eventually they came to a large wooden door. "Should we break it down Miss Lina?" Amelia whispered. They suddenly heard loud screams and moans come from the other side of the door. "Please Naga no more. Have mercy stop!" They heard someone scream.

"That's enough." Lina yelled. She sent a fireball blasting through the door. "Sylphiel we're here to rescue you." Amelia yelled, fists raised up to the sky…

Amelia's jaw dropped. She couldn't believe what she saw. Naga had Xellos, who was wearing Sylphiel's cloths (rather, the tattered remains of her clothes), chained to the wall. Naga was clad in her dominatrix outfit (in other words, she was dressed normally) and was proceeding to whip him.

"What the Hell is going on here!?" Lina yelled. "Oh um…" Xellos blushed. Lina pressed her palm to her forehead. "Don't tell me Xellos and Sylphiel are the same person aren't they?" Lina moaned in a very disinterested tone. "Oh you didn't know Lina? That just shows how naïve you are. Probably still a virgin." Naga laughed arching her back to bounce her chest. BOING BOING.

Lina was furious. "I'll have you know that I had a guy feel up on me when he thought I was unconscious." She yelled pointing her finger at Naga. "Oh my God Miss Lina you knew about that and you haven't set him on fire or anything?!" Amelia stood dumbfounded.

"Wait, so if Xellos is Sylphiel and he seems happy enough with Naga then we don't need to rescue him. Right?" Lina just looked confused. I guess this explains a lot… in fact, I haven't ever seen Sylphiel and Xelloss together. I guess that was odd, seeing how much Xelloss enjoyed toying with Filia…Hmm, I guess Xelloss got bored of Filia's mace, too.

"Well I guess you can go now Lina. Thanks for the thought. It gives me that warm squishy feeling inside." Xellos smiled. Filia's vibrating mace only gives so much excitement… I'm glad Lina, at least, understands… Mmm, maybe when I get bored with Naga I could get Lina to comb me over with a nice Dragon Slave or two… He closed his eyes in imagined ecstasy.

"Amelia I guess we can go now." Lina said. She hung her head in disbelief It's not easy to get an image like Xellos and Naga out of her head. I had no idea how flexible Xellos could be. I wonder if those nipple clamps hurt. Oh well this isn't the end. On to bigger and better things like Zel and loosing my virginity.

They left the cave to find Zel and to see what cruel and unusual things the world had planned next for them.

The End…..for now

Note from the author: I hope you enjoyed this. I never meant for it to be serious. I just wanted to spread a little joy in everyone's lives.

P.S. I still don't think this was a lemon. Maybe a little perverted but not that bad.