Slayers Fan Fiction ❯ Slayers Screwed ❯ What the ( Chapter 4 )

SLAYERS SCREWED Part 4: Rurouni Slayers

By Megalabisia and Val Sama

Night had fallen. Amelia lay snug in her blanket on the ground. I really can't believe they let me lead them around like this for three days. I wonder how much longer I can keep this up. She rolled onto her side smiling content with the past few days' occurrences.

Flashback… Lina being lead directly into animal droppings. Amelia `accidentally' placing Zel's hand on her chest. Not to mention the burning coals she made Lina walk over… and the ant hill, and the blade grass, and the bear trap, and…

When morning came the trio awoke. Amelia sighed as she realized what she was doing was very unjustful and she should be thinking of poor Sylphiel. All right it's settled. I've had my fun, now to get down to business. "Miss Lina, Mister Zelgadiss, we are almost there. You can take the blindfolds off." Amelia cheerfully said.

The two quickly took their blindfolds off. It took them a moment to get their eyesight back. Zel finally looked over at Amelia, his jaw dropped. "Amelia you're.. you're naked! Why?" He gasped now looking at the ground. He may be a pervert but he ain't no pedophile. Amelia giggled… she had forgotten she was clad in, well, nothing. "Oh, you mean I never told either of you? Deep down I'm an exhibitionist. I just figured you couldn't see so it would be ok." She said in a matter-of-fact tone. Lina stared at her large chest. "Well put some clothes on now!" She yelled. "Ok." Was all Amelia said as she began to dress. Zel was still staring at the ground trying to find his happy place. "Puppies and kitties and rainbows…" He began to mutter out loud as he rocked himself on the ground now in the fetal position. I love Lina, I love Lina, I love Lina…

"So now what Amelia?" Lina asked impatiently. Amelia smiled and pointed to a spooky looking cave. "We're here!" She smiled. Zel, now off the ground, looked at the cave and started to shiver. "D.. D.. Do we have to go in there?" He sniffled. I have no balls… I have no balls…! A small puddle formed near the bottom of his right pant leg. "Zel did you just..?" Lina asked cautiously. Zel randomly burst into tears as he ran screaming, "I can't believe you saw that!" Luckily a tree was strategically placed to `comfort' him. Lina and Amelia watched as Zel ran headfirst into it.

They both sighed as they entered the cave. "Well he's not going anywhere. We may as well go in. Come on Amelia." Lina said. Amelia looked cautiously at Zel. Miss Lina is probably right. Mister Zelgadiss would probably be in the way. Maybe I shouldn't have concentrated so much before…

They entered the cave.

To be continued in Part 5: Sylphiel the Mysterious Priest!