Slayers Fan Fiction ❯ Slayers Screwed ❯ Cover your eyes ( Chapter 3 )

Slayers SCREWED Part 3: Cover Your Eyes

By Megalabisia and Val Sama

The first light of morning crept into the room the three stayed in. Zel, who had been sleeping on Lina's left, used the close proximity and the lack of Amelia's consciousness to cop a feel on Lina.

"Wow it is amazing how squishy these things are… considering how small they are!" He said as he gingerly helped himself. Amelia sat up in bed awakened by the sound of his voice. "Mr. Zelgadiss, how could you be trying to take advantage of Miss Lina again?!" She yelled. Pause… then…

"Damn I said that out loud again didn't I?" Zel

said, with the most innocent smile on his face. I wonder if there are support groups for people like me?

Lina still lay on the bed `unconscious' as Amelia and Zel were moving about the room getting ready for the day's journey. She had a satisfied smile on her face. Wow, I never knew Zel was so straightforward. His hands are so nimble. I was so close to becoming a true woman… DAMN Amelia, until I lose my virginity I will take all of my frustration out on her. She now wore a slightly sadistic grin.

Amelia looked over cautiously at Lina. "Do you think we should wake her for breakfast?" She asked Zel, being a little creped out by the evil grin Lina was now sporting. Before he could answer Lina was up and eating.

"Does that answer your question?" He asked pointing at Lina.

They now stood in front of the inn somewhat fully dressed, Lina still missing her underwear, Zel minus his shirt, and Amelia without her cape. Lina glanced over at Zel. I wonder what kind of excuse he has for not having his shirt on. "Say, Zel, what happened to your shirt?" Lina asked with a smug expression. Zel momentarily paled. "I…I…Well… uhh…I'm to sexy for my shirt!" He proudly said while flexing his muscles. Lina laughed. Amelia gave Zel one of those icy stares. If only looks could kill… She thought, concentrating. "Oh MY GOD!" Zel yelled. "That look! My balls have just frozen and fallen off!" He motioned his hands toward his crotch. His movement caused his pants to jingle and a few large lumps rolled out of his pant cuffs.

Amelia waved her hand in a dismissive manner. "Anyway we have to go rescue Sylphiel." "Why?" Lina asked. Amelia's mouth dropped "Because she is our friend Miss Lina." "To you maybe. I personally never liked the bitch. Besides what profit is there in rescuing her?" She said in a matter-of-fact tone.

"Miss Lina!!!"

Lina smiled. "I was only joking." Besides maybe on this journey I can finally lose Amelia and make a man out of Zel. "Then shall we go?" Zel asked, femininely. "Yes. But where to?" Lina looked puzzled.

"I think I might know where Naga has taken Miss Sylphiel." Amelia said. Lina and Zel had a look of shock. "How?" They asked. "Well…" she said with a blush "…Naga has abnormally large breasts… and I'm pretty well stacked." "Get to the point." Lina snapped. "Well it's just that people with large breasts think alike. But you wouldn't know about that would you Miss Lina?" She innocently smiled. How do you like them apples? Lina was furious. Amelia looked very proud of herself, she had finally started to have an inner monologue, however poor Zel seemed to have caught her problem as she and Lina heard him saying something about how he felt awkward with everyone being able to see his glass-cutting nipples.

"Well then lead the way Amelia." Lina said as she patted her `friend' on the back. "Miss Lina it's not that simple. For reasons that I can't explain I can't tell you where we are going." Amelia shyly said as she held her arms up to protect herself. "So then how are we going to get there?" Zel asked a bit confused. "Oh, not to worry… all you have to do is wear these." She cheerfully held up her left hand. Lina and Zel look very confused. "Huh!?" Was the reaction from the two. "Is that a blindfold?" Lina asked. "Why yes, Miss Lina. I have to blindfold you both before we go on our journey.

Reluctantly they both agreed. Amelia tightly bound the blindfold to each of their heads and then proceeded to spin them around mercilessly until Zel became ill. "Well I guess we are on our way." Amelia yelled cheerfully. I really can't believe they went along. Little do they know that we are only going around that forest. Oh well. Might as well take them on a little adventure, only so they don't realize where they are. Amelia wore an evil smile as she led the party onwards.

To be continued

End of Part 3