Sonic Series Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Life with Eggman ❯ Chapter 4: the dreaded Tails Doll ( Chapter 4 )

Chapter 4: The dreaded Tails Doll!

 

 

 

Sonic and the others except Tails were in Eggman's kitchen eating breakfast while Tails was in his “Room”. But they were making a hell of a lot of noise for people who were just eating breakfast. Tails was sitting in his room reading a book titled “Heroes That Steal The Spotlight With Their Dickheadedness And 1000 Ways To Make Them Suffer.”

 

“Idiots” Tails mumbled while he was concentrating on reading his book. “I wish they'd shut-up so I could read my book in peace!” Tails yelled to himself, but then he heard a noise in his closet but he just shrugged it off. Then he heard the noise again but this time it was louder. “Damn old ass house.” He whispered. Then the noise came again and it sounded like a “leave or I will literally bore you to death.” Tails for one was tired of this distraction and went to his closet to check it out.

 

When he opened up his closet door there sat the dreaded…….Tails Doll just staring at him with his cold lifeless eyes and his stupidity already consuming Tails' mind. “What are you doing in my room?” Tails said. “If my memory serves me correctly I believe I was in this room before you were.” Tails Doll replied. “Well I'm here now so go and find another room!” Tails demanded pointing towards the door. Tails Doll Just got up from where he sat and was now eye level with Tails. “I'm not going anywhere.” Tails Doll responded with a cold lifeless tone. Then it just began to stare at Tails, his rays of idiocy piercing Tails' brain plunging his well developed thinking tool into a river of stupidness. “Stop looking at me! You're disrupting my thinking pattern with your retardedness.” Tails told the Doll of himself. “Then leave.” Tails Doll retorted. Tails however was fed up with this childish debate it was his room and he wasn't going to let some failed experiment tell him otherwise. So he decided to pick up a steel bat that he kept under his bed. “So are you going to leave or am I going to have to make you?” Tails threatened pounding the end of the bat into his palm to make his point.

 

“Let's see you try.” Said the Tails Doll.

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile….

 

Everyone else was sitting in Eggman's surprising large kitchen eating breakfast. Eggman being the fatso that he is was eating more food than everyone else at the table combined. He was eating 12 cheese omelets with 15 pancakes with extra syrup while everyone else ate cereal except Mario who was just pouring himself a bowl. “Eggman where's-a the milk?” Mario asked. “In the cabinet.” Eggman fibbed. “Why would-a you put-a milk in-a the cabinet?” Mario asked in confusion. “Because I being the wonderful genius that I am have created a refridgerator inside of my cabinet so I am able to store things that belong in my fridge in the cabinet.” Eggman lied but Mario believed him and walked over to the cabinet and jumped up a couple times but couldn't reach it. “Eggman I-a can't reach-a the cabinet.” Mario complained but still kept jumping.

 

“Jump your fat ass higher!” Eggman scolded him.

 

“Eggman what-a you talking-a about? you-a fatter than-a all of us combined.” Luigi said earning a nod from everyone else.

 

“Don't sass me bitch!” Eggman screamed at Luigi making him flinch. “Shut yo fat ass up!” Shadow said throwing his bowl of cereal at fatback who narrowly dodges. “Hey this is MY HOUSE so while you're here you will treat me with respect or face my wrath!!” Eggman screamed. “Respect this!” Sonic said and threw his bowl of cereal at Eggman which hit him square in the nose. “I still can't-a reach!” Mario cried. “How stupid are you? Check the fucking fridge!” Rouge yelled at the now annoyed plumber. “Stop fucking yelling!” Knuckles yelled. “I don't-a like it-a when people yell-a at me.” Mario whined. “If you wasn't so stupid I wouldn't have to yell at you!” Rouge retorted standing up from her chair. “You want some of this fat boy!?” Rouge said putting her hands on her hips. Then Mario revealed his trusty plunger

“You-a want some-a the plunger martial arts?!” Mario screeched.

 

 

”Fuck yo plunger!” Rouge hollered

 

“Yo mamma-a bought it-a for me!” Mario responded

 

“And your brother bought me these boots!” Rouge countered.

 

“This is-a true.” Luigi said hanging his head in shame. “FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!” Knuckles Shadow and Sonic instigated and Eggman just watched as Mario and Rouge continued their argument. “ENOOOOOOOOUUUUGHHHHH!!!” Eggman screamed at the top of his lungs. Then everyone in the room froze and looked at Eggman. “Shut Up! Just shut the fuck up! All of you!!” Eggman demanded steam literally coming out of his ears.

 

Then everyone saw bits of the ceiling fall from where it once was. Then some more…..and more….and more until….Tails and Tails Doll fell from the ceiling with Tails bat in hand beating the shit out of Tails Doll. “Stop! STOP YOU FOOL!!” Eggman screamed again and Tails stopped and looked down at the remains of the Tail Doll. “he tried to steal my room.” Tails said hiding the bat behind his back. “that doesn't mean beat him to death.” Eggman said picking up the remains of his failed experiment. “Technically Tails Doll was an it not a he.” Knuckles said and tried to raise hi finger but realized something, “HOLY SHIT!! I DON'T HAVE ANY FINGERS!” Knux cried “Of course you do.” Sonic said and pulled off his glove to reveal a hand and a thumb but no fingers. “I guess you don't have any.” Sonic said shrugging his shoulders. Then Shadow pulled off his other glove to reveal the same thing. “How can you pick anything up?” Shadow asked in confusion. “Oh well.” Knux mumbled and slipped his gloves back on.

 

 

A/N: PLEASE DON'T FLAME I HATE THIS CHAPTER MYSELF BUT THAT'S JUST ME. PLEASE REVIEW AND DON'T FLAME!