Sonic Series Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Life with Eggman ❯ Chapter 3: the move in. ( Chapter 3 )
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Chapter 3: the move in!?
“Ahhhhh!! Nothing like a hot steaming bath in cooking oil.” Eggman said sniffing in the smell of the cooking oil in his tub. “Hey Metal Go check the mail!!” Eggman yelled down the stairs. “Yeah whatever.” Metal shouted back and walked outside to check the mail while mumbling something about his creator.
Metal walked outside of the house just feet away from the mailbox talking to himself. “Fat ass bum!” Metal complained. “Always telling me to follow his orders. `Go get the mail Metal' he says, I hope yo fat ass crash through the floor and fall straight to hell!” Then Metal grabbed the mail out of the mail box and walked back inside.
“Hey fatshit you got some mail.” Metal said walking into the bathroom still looking down at the mail.
“What is it?” Eggman asked
“Uh……” Metal then begins to read the letter.
“Dear Eggman……
Sonic and his furry friends
And those two Italian plumbers
Are being sentenced
To live with you for all
Eternity. So get ready for
them to come at any minute.
~anonymous.”
Metal then stops reading the letter and freaks out at what he sees. “HOLY SHIT!!! PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON!” Metal's head then explodes.
DING DONG! The door bell rang, so Eggman put on a towel and ran downstairs to open the door. On the front of his door step he saw Sonic, Knuckles, Mario, Luigi, Tails, Rouge, Shadow, and Amy, standing there with their luggage. “Welcome to hell.”
Eggman said with a smile on his face and let them in.