Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Commercial Collection ❯ Orange Juice Commercial ( Chapter 6 )

A/N: Yeah, sorry about the really, really, really slow update on this story. It's summer and I've been really lazy… Lol. But, here is the latest chapter in Commercial Collection, Tails' Orange Juice Commercial! Yay! It might not be as funny as all of the other ones, cuz I've lost my humor and it sucks eggs… Plus, I've written this while having writer's block, so yeah… lol Hope you still like it! There's a bit of a twist… With Shadow! If you get confused in the story, read the bottom first… lol Yeah, it's weird…

 

Ok, a disclaimer, so I don't get in trouble: I do not own any Sega character mentioned OR Tropicana Orange Juice… lol

 

“How's that?” Sonic asked the director, moving a prop for him.

 

“Uhhh… it's great, just leave it…” the director replied, sighing deeply.

 

“You're not satisfied…” Sonic said, looking disappointed.

 

“¡Ay, ay, ay! ¡Mi estómago!” Shadow said, leaning over one of the prop walls to throw up.

 

“No, no, no!” the director screamed, but it was too late.

 

“Wait a minute… You speak Spanish, Shadow?” Sonic asked in disbelief. “So THAT'S why all those Cubans were at your house the other day!”

 

“Sí… hablábamos…” Shadow replied suspiciously, trying to hide the cigar he had.

 

“W-would you cut OUT the Spanish already?!” Sonic yelled.

 

“¡No!” Shadow yelled back.

 

“Fine, have it your way then…” Sonic said, walking out the door.

 

“What's going on in here?” Amy asked, walking in through the door Sonic just walked out of.

 

“Shadow's speaking in Spanish and it's creeping us out…” the director said.

 

“Me duele la espalda…” Shadow said, walking over to a chair and plopping down into it.

 

“Here… lemme take a look at that…” Amy said, walking up to him and turning him around. “¿Qué te duele?”

 

“What the hell?!” the director yelled. “Now you too?! I'm outta here!” and the director left the room for maybe 30 seconds before walking back in to see Shadow and Amy sitting in his chair, kissing! “Oh good Lord!”

 

“¡Váyase!” Shadow yelled, breaking off from the kiss for a second.

 

“What happened…?” Sonic asked, walking in, seeing Shadow and Amy kissing. His jaw dropped on the ground (literally) and he screamed, making them break off. Amy looked up and turned bright red, as Knuckles and Cream walked through the door.

 

“Oh my gosh! Sonic!” Amy squealed, but remained glued to Shadow.

 

“Amy… WHAT THE HELL?!” Sonic said, turning red from anger.

 

“Wait… I thought you didn't like me…” Amy said, staring at Sonic.

 

“I…uh…I-I-I… uh… uh-oh…” Sonic stammered.

 

“You DO LOVE ME!” Amy screamed.

 

“No… No se váya con él. El es un perdedor.” Shadow said, and everyone looked at him confused.

 

“Pero… El me adora…” Amy said, again, getting confused looks from everyone.

 

“Y yo te amo,” Shadow said, stealing a kiss from her.

 

“Usted tiene razón… Yo no lo necesito…Yo le necesito… ” She said, kissing him again.

 

“Ewww… I'm leaving…” said Knux.

 

“Me, too…” Cream said.

 

“Me three…” said Sonic.

 

“I just wanna know what the hell's going on!” yelled the director.

 

“It's simple, man.” Sonic said, pulling him out of the room. “Shadow's a sex hungry maniac, and Amy's his bitch… For now.” Sonic cracked his knuckles menacingly, narrowing his eyes at Shadow.

 

“Now, you can kill each other later, right now, I need my commercial star. Where'd he go, by the way?”

 

“Here I am! Sorry I'm late!” Tails said, flying in through the door.

 

“Great! Now we can get started.” The director said, walking over to Shadow and Amy. “You two, get outta here now!”

 

Shadow simply waved his hand and continued to maul Amy with his tongue.

 

The director sighed, then picked up Amy by her dress.

 

“HEY!” she screamed. “Put me DOWN!”

 

“NO! Get outta here!” the director screamed, throwing her out the door.

 

“¡Eso no es manera de tratar a una dama!” Shadow yelled, punching the director in the leg and waltzing out the door.

 

“Ok, whatever.” He said, closing the door behind them. “Now, Tails, what you'll be advertising is a container of Tropicana Orange Juice, got that?”

 

“Yeah, sure. This'll be easy.” Tails replied, giving the director a thumbs-up.

 

“Good. I'm sure you'll be able to do it. You seem to be the smartest one in the group…” the director went and sat in his chair; he picked up his megaphone and yelled, “ACTION!” into it.

 

“Have you been getting your daily dose of absorbic acid? If not, drink…”

 

“CUT! What, may I ask, is absorbic acid?”

 

“Vitamin C, of course.” Tails said.

 

“Then just say `Vitamin C,' please.”

 

“Ok.”

 

“ACTION!”

 

“Have you been getting your daily dose of Vitamin C? And have you been getting enough Calcium from milk to build strong bones and muscles? If not, drink Tropicana Orange Juice, made especially from Florida oranges. Not from concentrate, either!” Tails flips the box over and reads a small inscription, “Made In Taiwan.” “What?! This isn't made in Florida! It's made in Taiwan!”

 

“Ugh… Just when I thought I had the greatest commercial…” the director sighed, rubbing his temples. “The BOX is made in Taiwan… NOT the juice.”

 

“Ooooooooh…” Tails said, blushing. “Sorry…”

 

“That's alright. Just… do the same thing you did before, except this time, read the cue cards, just like you've been doing.”

 

“Ok.”

 

“ACTION!”

 

“Have you been getting your daily dose of Vitamin C? And have you been getting enough Calcium from milk to build strong bones and muscles? If not, drink Tropicana Orange Juice, made especially from Florida oranges. Not from concentrate, either!...”

 

The director was just about to yell “CUT!” except…

 

“Yo, D!” Sonic yelled, running into the room.

 

“Argggggggggh! What the hell do you want?! You just messed up the perfect commercial!”

 

Sonic looked over at Tails, who shrugged and then looked back at the director. “Look… I'm in a bit of a dilemma…”

 

“WHAT… could it possibly be this time…?”

 

Sonic pulled out two jackets, one green and one red. “Which one do you think I look better in?”

 

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Get the hell out of my studio! NOW!”

 

Sonic bolted out as the director lunged for him.

 

“Uh, Mr. Director, sir?” Tails asked.

 

“What?”

 

“I don't think I'm made to do commercials…” Tails said, looking at his feet.

 

“NO! You're perfect! Please, don't go! You're the only one good enough to do this!”

 

“I'm sorry.” Tails said, walking past the director. “Here's the card of another person I think you might be interested in. She's kind of a model, so this would be her kinda thing.” Tails slipped him a card that read:

 

Rouge the Bat

Treasure Hunter

1482 Tree Street

Cave # 4

555-SEXY (7399)

 

The director sweatdropped and shunned Tails out of the studio.

 

Outside…

 

“Good job, Tails.” Knuckles said. “That guy was a prick anyway…”

 

“Then what are we doing standing around here all the time?” Amy asked.

 

Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Cream all looked to the sky and scratched their heads.

 

“Ya know… I… don't know… We could've left by now…” Cream said.

 

“Yeah, but then we'd miss out on annoying the shit outta the director in there.” Sonic said, earning a hive-five by both Shadow and Knuckles.

 

“Boys…” Amy said, rolling her eyes.

 

A/N: Ok, I know you're all like, WTF?! Well, as you know, Shadow and Amy speak Spanish in this chapter. Here are the translations to all that they say. Not the actual translation, but what it's supposed to mean in the text, because when you translate, it sometimes gets messed up:

 

“¡Ay, ay, ay! ¡Mi estómago!” = Oh, oh, oh! My stomach! (kind of a given)

 

“Sí… hablábamos…” = Yeah… We were talking…

 

“¡No!” = No! (duh!)

 

“Me duele la espalda…” = My back hurts… (he probably would never say that, but I had to put SOMETHING in…”

 

“¿Qué te duele?” = Where does it hurt? (Amy and her medically inclined mind…)

 

“¡Váyase!” = Go away! (I guess he minds his privacy…)

 

“No… No se váya con él. El es un perdedor.” = No, don't go with him. He's a loser. (lol, I couldn't resist…)

 

“Pero… El me adora…” = But… He loves me… (NOW he does, since he's seen her with someone else…)

 

“Y yo te amo,” = And I love you, (yeah, SURE he does… he's just a sex fiend…)

 

“Usted tiene razón… Yo no lo necesito…Yo le necesito… ” = You're right… I don't need him… I need you… (awwwww… bitch…)

 

“¡Eso no es manera de tratar a una dama!” = That is no way to treat a lady! (I'm so surprised… Shadow ACTUALLY cares! *facevault*)

 

There… Now that you know what it all means, I hope you liked it! Lol Sorry about the whole Spanish thing, I wanted to see what it would be like… I'm never doing it again, unless you guys ask… lol R&R PLEASE!!!!!!!!