Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Cream's Worst Nightmare ❯ flashing my authority around ( Chapter 4 )

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Cream decided to see her girlfriends at the beach. "Hey Cream, are you doing okay?" asked Rouge.

"No, I just saw the forbidden zone of Dr. Eggman and am finally regaining my sense of sight back." answered Cream.

"You know, did you bleach your orange patch on your head, you got streaks of grey there..." said Tikal.

"What?" Cream pulled out a mirror and saw her head. "Great, more grey hair."

"You're way too young to have that. You've been stressing, girl." said Rouge.

Cream put her feet in the water, still with the sandals on. "I can't take anymore of this." she cried. "Do you girls have a solution to my problems?"

"Sex." answered Amy.

"Sex." answered Rouge.

"A giant tub of rainbow sherbert ice cream." answered Tikal.

"Ice cream won't help Cream, she needs a good bit of nookie." said Rouge.

"Hey, rainbow sherbert always works for me." Tikal leered the bat. "And besides, she's too young to have a boy jump on her."

"You're never too young for some humpin, Tikal." said Amy.

"Horny ass hedgehog. Take my advice, Cream, rainbow sherbert and a nice pair of sweats."

"I ain't horny, though my libido hit early."

"You girls are something else." said Rouge. "Cream, get you some nookie, and get some nookie soon. The sooner you get it, the sooner you'll start relaxing."

"Okay, so Rouge, Tikal, should I go get this 'nookie' you're talking about, who do I get it from?" asked Cream.

Tikal and Rouge answered, "Foxboy!"

"Gee, you two are as bad as Amy."

"Stop whining, Cream. There's no one else your age that's not taken, so get some of Tails." said Amy. "Besides, you should have 'contact' with him anyway."

"I ain't that desperate."

"You also aren't that relaxed either." said Tikal.

"Bah." said Amy. "This is what you do, Cream. The next time you meet Tails, ask him to do you as a favor."

"What-ever... I'm outta here, later girls."

With that, Cream went home. Aw man, does everyone want to get laid besides Tikal? thought the young doe. Sex doesn't solve every problem in the world. [yes it does.] Horny ass Amy, hornier ass Rouge. I bet that bat's got a libido on her boobies. But I guess they can talk, I don't have my boobies yet, I'm not even in a training bra..... Cream continued to sulk all the way home, she sulked walking into the building of her complex and inside the elevator, all the way to the door. When she went inside, the young doe came upon a nude Eggman and Vanilla on the couch. The only saving grace for Cream was that the bad doctor's "magic stick" was being sucked by her mother, whose head conviniently shielded her view of the fat man's package. "You guys have a room for that." she told them.

"You're right Cream, how dis respectful of me." said Eggman. "Vanilla honey, come up for a minute so we can-"
"Naaaaaaaaaaay, just stay where you are."

"Good, we think we will."

"The last thing I need to see today is your shriveled up, shit brown balls."

Eggman takes Vanilla by the ears and gently pulls her head up, revealing his privies to Cream, sending the young doe screaming down the hallway with covered eyes. "Why are you running away, come back and say that to my balls face to face? You speek of them so much that must love them like cookies."

"In your nightmares!"

"Well get used to it, for every time you wanna start cracking on me, I'm gonna start flashing."

"Ivo, you could've warned me about that, you know..." said Vanilla.

"Sorry, honey, did I pull your ears too hard?"

"No, but you yikked my face ten seconds ago."

"Sorry."

"Ivo, I don't like putting 'love paint' on my face, it smells like chlorine."

"What's it taste like?"

"Turkey."

"TMI, dammit!" Cream yelled from the bathroom.

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okay peeps, I know it was short, but I got stuff to do right now, if you have any questions about this felonious fic, say your piece (this includes what you think might happen next) cfn ^_^