Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Knuckles Bad Day ❯ The Completely Useless Chappie! Pt 1 ( Chapter 6 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic the hedgehog r the rest of the gang,BUT….I own Adante The Hedgehog.Sonic belongs toSEGA.NOW GET IT STRAIGHT!!!!!

 

 

 

Chapter 4:The completely useless chapter.

 

 

As we look down into Station Square,we see two black creatures sporting trenchcoats and guns.

 

 

Shadow:….

Doom's Eye:Destroy the Humans!!

Shadow:Arrgh!!Will you stop saying that you retarded piece of alien…uh…Trash!

Doom's Eye: Shadow do not disobey me!!!

Shadow:Shut up and fight me!!!

 

Battle mode!!!!!!!

 

 

*imagine a final fantasy layout*

 

Shadow(black mage)

 

>Attack

Magicks

Item

Special

 

 

>Attack

Staff Blow

>Tricky

Shadow used Tricky

 

*summons a female dooms eye*

 

Female Doom:Come and get me big boy*wink*

Doom: Oh crap Im comin' baby!!!*runs over to her*

 

Shadow:Got ya sucka!!!*female doom becomes a big bomb and attaches to Doom…ha sucker*

 

Doom:What!?!..This can't be!!!!!!!!!!

Eggman:Wanna come to my place for a while?*wink wink*

Shadow:Thanks for the offer but I've got to go see how my bets are doing!

Eggman:Arggh! Men..*sits on Shadow and that's the end of that.

 

Part 2:The Flow

 

Knuckles*in pimp outfit*:Wazzup Home Skillet Bizkit!!

Sonic*sweatdrop*:Knuckles …don't ever talk like that again~!!!

Amy:Sonikku!!Didn't you say you wanted to inspect my gadget?!?Well come on!!

Sonic: Ehehehe*backs away slowly*

Amy:What ..your scared of me,,*cries*

5 MIN later

 

Knuckles:Wat did ya do to Amy?

Sonic:It was easy man just had to stay with her for3 minutes and I wrapped things up.

*In Iraq*

 

Iraqi Man: Hey it's a box!

Iraqi Doctor: Lets open it!

They open the box.

Amy:Aieeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Iraqi Man:Aw c'mon I expected a paycheck better than all of the villagers.

Iraqi Doctor:Sorry Bob, We all have better paychecks.

Iraqi hobo:Yah ,I get 1,999 dollars just for sitting here cursing at Microsoft for not allowing me to play Dead Or Alive Ultimate on My XBOX 360!!!

Iraqi Man:My life sucks!!

Iraqi Doctor:I know it does.

I Doctor:It's all part of THE FLOW!!!

I Man:Watz u talking about Jim!!

I Doctor:Ok,it's a secret but I tell you.

Barney: Just sing this song: I love you ,you love me.We,ll be a happy family .And when I sit down I fart on you.

I Man: 0.o

Part 3:The Thing

 

As Adante walks to the jail he sees a crowd stoning a cracker.

 

Adante:0.o

He walks by the cells and hears a noise..a milk curdling scream.

Immediately, he pulls out a AK-47 and a Stun Gun.

When he sees the victim there s only one thing he can do….

Take the victim's wallet!!!!!!!!

As soon as this happens he finds out the reason of the scream.

………..It was dressed in a blue general coat wearing white pants and black dress shoes…Adante only knew one thing about the thing….It wears a blue captains hat..

It only appeared to be….

 

Hah Cliff hanger!!!! Review and I shall reveal this treacherous Thing.

Hint: He's a*gets stabbed repeatedly* Ugh…

Thing:Muahahahahahah!!!!!*cough cough*

Knuckles:Dude, that was so pathetic!!

Cream:Fo sho he must be on that dopey SH!T.

Men in white suits:*jump in with guns and take Cream away silently*

Knuckles&Adante:0.o

 

Knuckles Ruler

 

The End Or Is It?

 

End of Chapter