Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Miscellaneous Sonic Fanfics by TDL ❯ Sonic and Tails in an Airplane ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Twilight Double Leader 
Uhm.....a very messed up story with Sonic and Tails....IN AN AIRPLANE! (and no, not JEFFERSON Airplane you f00l!)
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.01.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 814 | Visits: 322 | Status: Completed
Uhm.....a very messed up story with Sonic and Tails....IN AN AIRPLANE! (and no, not JEFFERSON Airplane you f00l!)
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.01.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 814 | Visits: 322 | Status: Completed
The Pilot by Dyl Man
Shows a passenger plane flying across the sky.
Inside the plane, we see Sonic and Tails, sitting down, being bored....
Sonic:Hey Stewardess! Got any chili dogs?
Stewardess:I TOLD YOU "NO ALL WE HAVE IS DEAD SNAILS!"
Tails:...that was rude.....
Sonic:Yeah Yeah.....just tell me when this plane gets there, ok? I'm taking a nap....
Tails:..."There?" There Where? *shrugs* oh well......
He takes out a porno magazine and starts drooling on his seat.
Man:HEY! THAT FOX WITH 2 ASSES IS DROOLING!
Stewardess:*glares at Tails*
Tails;huh?
Stewardess:GIVE ME THAT!
She snatches the porno mag from Tails.
Stewardess:Yep....yup.....Mmm Hmmm........Tell me when you get a "Hunks" magazine....
She gives tails his magazine back.
Tails:Snooty little bitch......
He continues reading his magazine. Then Scratch the chicken walks by.
Scratch:Eh? Psst....hey grounder!
Grounder the Drill Bot comes
Grounder:Yeah?
Scratch:That hedgehog....he's asleep!
Tails:HEY! QUIET! I'M OGLING HERE!
Scratch:SORRY! Now, Grounder......I have a plan.....
He takes sonic (who is still asleep) and walk in front of the bathroom.
Scratch:Grounder, get in there and flush him down the toilet!
Grounder:WILL DO!
Grounder takes sonic and walks inside the mens room.
Man:AAAAAAGGGHHH! HEY! GET OUT YOU PERVERT AND KNOCK FIRST!
Grounder leaves the bathroom, with beady eyes.
Grounder:I have never seen anything THAT big......
Scratch;Whatever...we'll just have to wait for that guy in there to finish!
The toilet flushes, the man walks out, and kicks scratch.
Scratch:HEY! I WASNT THE ONE WHO WALKED IN! *sticks out middle finger*
Grounder:HEY SCRATCH! Lets flush Sonic down the toilet while he's still asleep!
Scratch:SURE!
they walk inside the bathroom, draggin sonic with them.
Sonic:Zzzzzzzz......yeh, i always wanted to see the Grand Canyon.....Zzzzzz......
Scratch picks up Sonic and shoves him into the toilet.
Scratch:FLUSH AWAY BABY!
He tries flushing the toilet, but its no use!
Scratch:DAMN! HE'S TOO BIG! Grounder, try to push him in a little!
Grounder:OK!
Grounder, using his drills, drills Sonic, pushing him furthur into the toilet.
Scratch:I think he's in there enough....NOW TIME TO FLUSHEROO!
He is about to flush when.....
Tails:*walks into bathroom with perverted look* OH YEAH! I FOUND THE BEST PIN UP MODEL EVER! Now all I need to do is...huh?
Scratch:BEAT IT FOX WE'RE BUSY!
Tails:HEY! YOUR TRYING TO FLUSH SONIC DOWN THE TOILET!
Grounder:YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
Tails:DAMN RIGHT I DO!
Scratch:OH YEAH SURE LIKE YOUR GONNA KICK OUR ASSES!
Tails:Not that.....I'll tell on you both!
Scratch and Grounder:*GASP*
Grounder: OH NO YOU WONT!
they run after tails, therefore leaving sonic in the toilet.
Tails:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Scratch:STOP! DONT DO IT!
They chase Tails all the way to....DUN DUN DUN! THE COCKPIT!
Pilot:GET OUT OF THE COCKPIT! THE 3 OF YOU! NOW!
Tails:THESE 3 WERE FLUSHING MY FRIEND DOWN THE TOILET!
Pilot:THEY WERE?
Tails:YEAH!
Pilot:....I DONT CARE!
Scratch:*sticks tongue out at Tails*
Pilot:NOW GET OUT OF HERE OR ELSE I'LL THROW YOU OUT!
Tails:Fine....whatever......
he leaves.
Pilot:WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GET OUT NOW!
Grounder:LETS PLAY "POKE A MAN!"
He drills the Pilot in the butt.
Pilot:OWWW! WHY YOU LITTLE-----STEWARDESS!
The Stewardess comes in and tosses Scratch and Grounder out of the airplane.
Scratch and Grounder:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
BAM!
They appeared at Robotniks house
Eggman:WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU KILL SONIC?
Scratch:No...we FAILED AGAIN!
Eggman:YOU DOPEY DUNCEBOTS! CANT YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT? AAAARRRRRGGGHHH! I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!
Shadow comes
Shadow:WHY?
Eggman:Cuz he always foils my plans!
Shadow:No i meant why do you hate me?
Eggman:I dont! I meant Sonic!
Shadow:My bad......
Grounder:YEAH YOU ARE BAD! YOU SUCK WORSE THAN WE DO!
Shadow:....THAT DOES IT!
he beats up Scratch and Grounder.
back in the airplane....
Tails *who is in the bathroom*:SONIC! SONIC!
He tries to pull sleeping sonic out of the toilet, when an unsuspecting teenager comes in, pulls down his pants.....
Tails:UH OH!
Teenager:What the? EWWWWWWWWW! DEAD ANIMAL! On second thought, maybe I'll just crap myself and deal with the humiliation.....
he puts his pants back on, flushes the toilet, and leaves.
Tails:SOOOOONIIIIIIIIC!
Tails flushes himself down the toilet, thus we see him and sleeping Sonic falling!
Tails:HANG ON SONIC!
He grabs sonic, but....
WHAFF!
They landed back at Sonics house.
Amy:huh?
Tails gets back up.
Tails: Oh, hi amy!
Amy;Hey, you boys are back! How was your VERY QUICK vacation?
Sonic gets back up
Sonic:Eh? Whoa, cool! Our Fishing Cabin looks just like our house, tails! And we have a roommate who looks like amy!
Tails and Amy:*Falls Back, ala "Dragonball"*
THE END?
Shows a passenger plane flying across the sky.
Inside the plane, we see Sonic and Tails, sitting down, being bored....
Sonic:Hey Stewardess! Got any chili dogs?
Stewardess:I TOLD YOU "NO ALL WE HAVE IS DEAD SNAILS!"
Tails:...that was rude.....
Sonic:Yeah Yeah.....just tell me when this plane gets there, ok? I'm taking a nap....
Tails:..."There?" There Where? *shrugs* oh well......
He takes out a porno magazine and starts drooling on his seat.
Man:HEY! THAT FOX WITH 2 ASSES IS DROOLING!
Stewardess:*glares at Tails*
Tails;huh?
Stewardess:GIVE ME THAT!
She snatches the porno mag from Tails.
Stewardess:Yep....yup.....Mmm Hmmm........Tell me when you get a "Hunks" magazine....
She gives tails his magazine back.
Tails:Snooty little bitch......
He continues reading his magazine. Then Scratch the chicken walks by.
Scratch:Eh? Psst....hey grounder!
Grounder the Drill Bot comes
Grounder:Yeah?
Scratch:That hedgehog....he's asleep!
Tails:HEY! QUIET! I'M OGLING HERE!
Scratch:SORRY! Now, Grounder......I have a plan.....
He takes sonic (who is still asleep) and walk in front of the bathroom.
Scratch:Grounder, get in there and flush him down the toilet!
Grounder:WILL DO!
Grounder takes sonic and walks inside the mens room.
Man:AAAAAAGGGHHH! HEY! GET OUT YOU PERVERT AND KNOCK FIRST!
Grounder leaves the bathroom, with beady eyes.
Grounder:I have never seen anything THAT big......
Scratch;Whatever...we'll just have to wait for that guy in there to finish!
The toilet flushes, the man walks out, and kicks scratch.
Scratch:HEY! I WASNT THE ONE WHO WALKED IN! *sticks out middle finger*
Grounder:HEY SCRATCH! Lets flush Sonic down the toilet while he's still asleep!
Scratch:SURE!
they walk inside the bathroom, draggin sonic with them.
Sonic:Zzzzzzzz......yeh, i always wanted to see the Grand Canyon.....Zzzzzz......
Scratch picks up Sonic and shoves him into the toilet.
Scratch:FLUSH AWAY BABY!
He tries flushing the toilet, but its no use!
Scratch:DAMN! HE'S TOO BIG! Grounder, try to push him in a little!
Grounder:OK!
Grounder, using his drills, drills Sonic, pushing him furthur into the toilet.
Scratch:I think he's in there enough....NOW TIME TO FLUSHEROO!
He is about to flush when.....
Tails:*walks into bathroom with perverted look* OH YEAH! I FOUND THE BEST PIN UP MODEL EVER! Now all I need to do is...huh?
Scratch:BEAT IT FOX WE'RE BUSY!
Tails:HEY! YOUR TRYING TO FLUSH SONIC DOWN THE TOILET!
Grounder:YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
Tails:DAMN RIGHT I DO!
Scratch:OH YEAH SURE LIKE YOUR GONNA KICK OUR ASSES!
Tails:Not that.....I'll tell on you both!
Scratch and Grounder:*GASP*
Grounder: OH NO YOU WONT!
they run after tails, therefore leaving sonic in the toilet.
Tails:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Scratch:STOP! DONT DO IT!
They chase Tails all the way to....DUN DUN DUN! THE COCKPIT!
Pilot:GET OUT OF THE COCKPIT! THE 3 OF YOU! NOW!
Tails:THESE 3 WERE FLUSHING MY FRIEND DOWN THE TOILET!
Pilot:THEY WERE?
Tails:YEAH!
Pilot:....I DONT CARE!
Scratch:*sticks tongue out at Tails*
Pilot:NOW GET OUT OF HERE OR ELSE I'LL THROW YOU OUT!
Tails:Fine....whatever......
he leaves.
Pilot:WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GET OUT NOW!
Grounder:LETS PLAY "POKE A MAN!"
He drills the Pilot in the butt.
Pilot:OWWW! WHY YOU LITTLE-----STEWARDESS!
The Stewardess comes in and tosses Scratch and Grounder out of the airplane.
Scratch and Grounder:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
BAM!
They appeared at Robotniks house
Eggman:WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU KILL SONIC?
Scratch:No...we FAILED AGAIN!
Eggman:YOU DOPEY DUNCEBOTS! CANT YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT? AAAARRRRRGGGHHH! I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!
Shadow comes
Shadow:WHY?
Eggman:Cuz he always foils my plans!
Shadow:No i meant why do you hate me?
Eggman:I dont! I meant Sonic!
Shadow:My bad......
Grounder:YEAH YOU ARE BAD! YOU SUCK WORSE THAN WE DO!
Shadow:....THAT DOES IT!
he beats up Scratch and Grounder.
back in the airplane....
Tails *who is in the bathroom*:SONIC! SONIC!
He tries to pull sleeping sonic out of the toilet, when an unsuspecting teenager comes in, pulls down his pants.....
Tails:UH OH!
Teenager:What the? EWWWWWWWWW! DEAD ANIMAL! On second thought, maybe I'll just crap myself and deal with the humiliation.....
he puts his pants back on, flushes the toilet, and leaves.
Tails:SOOOOONIIIIIIIIC!
Tails flushes himself down the toilet, thus we see him and sleeping Sonic falling!
Tails:HANG ON SONIC!
He grabs sonic, but....
WHAFF!
They landed back at Sonics house.
Amy:huh?
Tails gets back up.
Tails: Oh, hi amy!
Amy;Hey, you boys are back! How was your VERY QUICK vacation?
Sonic gets back up
Sonic:Eh? Whoa, cool! Our Fishing Cabin looks just like our house, tails! And we have a roommate who looks like amy!
Tails and Amy:*Falls Back, ala "Dragonball"*
THE END?