Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Miscellaneous Sonic Fanfics by TDL ❯ McBotniks ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Twilight Double Leader 
One of the first sonic fics i wrote. And dont ask me where the hell BOWSER came from o_O
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.01.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 327 | Status: Completed
One of the first sonic fics i wrote. And dont ask me where the hell BOWSER came from o_O
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.01.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 327 | Status: Completed
McBotniks by Dyl Man and Alex
It all began one day, in Mobius. Sonic had defeated his arch-nemesis, Dr Robotnik, once again!
Robotnik:I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!
So, Dr EggMan went back to his Lab, where much of his henchmen, composed of Scratch, Grounder, Rouge, and Shadow.
Scratch:HEY SHADOW! I DARE YA TO FONDLE ROUGE AGAIN!
Shadow:No way....
Just then, Dr EggMan came in, all pissed off.
Robotnik:DAMN IT THAT DIRTY HEDGEHOG BEAT ME AGAIN!
Shadow:WE DONT CARE!
Robotnik picked up a newspaper.
Robotnik:Hmmmm......McKoopas opens up today...Hmmm....McKoopas, huh?
Grounder:Uh Oh......I think I know what EggMans thinking....
Robotnik:Allright, Robots, Bat, and evil Hedgehog, lets prepare our newest idea to rule all of Mobius!
Scratch:Lemmee guess.....open up a fast food restaraunt?
Robotnik:Howd you know? Anyhoo...I will opn up a fast food restaurant to compete with McKoopas! I will call it...McBotniks!
Grounder:I got a better name....how about "Grounder King?"
Robotnik:Grounder.....I AM THE BOSS! AND I SAY IT'S GONNA BE CALLED MCBOTNIKS!
Grounder:Saw-ry....
And so, Robotnik n crew built a McBotniks somewhere across the street of McKoopas
At McKoopas....
Bowser:Hey, Thanks for helping me out, you guys!
Sonic:Dont mention it, Bowser! I'm sure you'll do a good job
Bowser:Thanks! And just for helping me out, you 4 can eat hee for free anytime!
Tails:OH BOY! I'M GONNA HAVE ME LOTS OF HAPPY MEALS!
Amy:YAY! NOW I CAN EAT ALOT OF STUFF!
Knuckles:YEAH BABY YEAH!
Just then...
Tails:Hey Sonic! LOOK AT THIS!
Sonic:huh?
Sonic, Tails, Bowser, Knuckles, and Amy notice another fast food building across the street.
Knuckles:What the hell is that?
Bowser:Hmmm....McBotniks....OH SHIT! THAT DR EGGMAN IS AT IT AGAIN!
Inside the McBotniks...
Robotnik:YES! ANY MOMENT NOW I'LL DRIVE THAT LOUSY KOOPA AND HEDGEHOG OUT OF BUSINESS!!!!
Scratch:Now what are we gonna do?
Robotnik:YOU 2 DUMB-BOTS CAN COOK!
Grounder:Damn it, you just HAD to ask him, didnt ya Scratch?
Scratch and Grounder go into the kitchen to cook.
Robotnik:Shadow, you handle the speaker and drive-thru window....
Shadow goes over to the Drive-Thru window...
Robotnik:Whil you, Rouge, be the hot waitress!
Rouge:I didnt know tht their were waitresses in fast food restaurants
Robotnik:SHUT UP AND DO SO!
And so she becomes a waitress
Robotnik:As for me...I'm gonna stand at the counter.
So he does.
Back at McKoopas....
Sonic:STUPID EGGMAN! TRYING TO RUN US OUT OF BUSINESS! HE PROBABLY BUILT MCBOTNIKS SO THAT HE CAN RULE ALL OF MOBIUS!
Sonic and Bowser get out some signs...
Sonic:You 3, go outside of McBotniks and protet these signs around, so that people wont come to McBotniks!
Sonic gives some signs to Amy Tails and Knuckles. the 3 go outside of McBotniks and start protesting.
Amy, Tails and Knuckles:McBotniks BAD! BAD FOOD! McBotniks BAD! BAD FOOD! Dr Robotnik is gonna kill you, with his Death-Egg-McMuffin!
Robotnik and co hears this
Robotnik:WHAT THE----WE JUST OPENED UP, AND ALREADY SOME JERKS ARE PROTESTING OUR RESTAURANT! SHADOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!
Shadow comes in.
Shadow:What is it?
Robotnik:Take care of these protestors!
Shadow:But what about the drive thru?
Robotnik:Hmmm...HEY ROUGE! FORGET ABOUT THE WAITRESS CRAP, GO OVER TO THE DRIVE THRU! NOW!
Rouge:Damn it, cant you make up your mind?
She goes to the drive thru.
Robotnik:Now Shadow, you'll be our new bouncer, got it?
Shadow:COOL!
Shadow goes to Amy, Tails and Knuckles.
Shadow:OK OK! KISS YOUR PROTESTS GOODBYE!
Tails:MAKE US!
Shadow:FINE!
Shadow beats up Amy, Tails and Knuckles.
At McKoopas....
Bowser:What happened to you 3?
Tails:Shadow came and beat us bloody!
Sonic:WHAT? SHADOW? OK, KNUX! CAN YOU TKAE MY PLACE FOR NOW?
Knuckles:Sure, Sonic!
Sonic:Thanks, Knuckles!
Sonic leaves, and confronts Shadow at McBotniks
Shadow:WHADDAYA WANT, OL' BLUE ASS?
Sonic:I dont like you beating up on my friends over there at McKoopas!
Shadow:AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? CRY TO YOUR MA-MA?
Sonic:No....I'll kick you Ass!
Sonic beats the hell out of Shadow.
Shadow:*sniff* *Sob* I'M TELLING ON YOU!!!!!!!!!
Shadow runs into McBotniks, crying.
Robotnik:SHADOW! WHAT HAPPENED?
Shadow:*sniff* Sonic came and kicked my ass...WAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Shadow runs into the Mens room, crying his widdle bwains out!
Sonic walks in.
EggMan:OK SONIC! I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR BEATING UP SHADOW!
Sonic:NO YOUR NOT!
Robotnik:OH YES I AM!
Sonic:Look, EggMan, you know you cant win!
Robotnik:I'M GONNA WIN THIS TIME!
Sonic:OH YEAH?
Robotnik:OK, SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TAKE CARE OF THIS DAMNED DIRTY HEDGEHOG!
Grounder comes out
Grounder:Uhmmm....you dont wanna see Scratch right now....
Robotnik:OH? AND WHY NOT, GROUNDER?
Grounder:We-ell.....
Grounder takes out a box that says Chicken McNuggets, and opens the lid, showing various body parts of Scratch as Chicken McNuggets
Robotnik:SCRATCH! NOOOOOOOOO!!! ALLRIGHT GROUNDER! KILL THIS HEDGEHOG! IF YOU FAIL, I'LL SHOVE YOUR HEAD DOWN THE TOILET, GOT IT?
Grounder:Yes, sir!
Soni:Well, Grounder, even if Scratch WERE alive right now, you'll still get your butt kicked!
Sonic easily beats up Grounder
Robotnik:YOU SUCK GROUNDER!
Grounder:No.....ANYTHING BUT THE POTTY! ANYTHING!!!
Robotnik drags Grounder to the mens room, and sticks Grounder in the toilet, rusting him away
Robotnik:Cheez, Shadow, your still crying?
Shadow:*sniff* LEAVE ME ALONE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! WAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!
Robotnik:OH WELL......Just remind me at the end of this fanfic to repair Scratch n Grounder....
Robotnik goes to Rouge
Robotnik:Well, Rouge, since Scratch and Grounder easily got defeated by Sonic, and that Shadows crying like a baby, can you remind me at the end of the fic to repair scratch and grounder?
Rouge:Sure.
Robotnik:And........May you please kill Sonic and his friends for me?
Rouge:Sorry....cant...
Robotnik:DAMN IT! NOW I GOTTA DO IT ALL BY MYSELF!
Robotnik gets into his pod and attacks Sonic
Robotnik:HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!DIE HEDGEHOG DIE!
Like usual, Sonic kicks Robotniks butt
Robotnik:NOOOOOOO---------
Robotnik crash lands back to his lab
Robotnik:GRRRRRRR-----------I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back at McKoopas....
Bowser:Congrats, Sonic! You defeated Dr Robotnik!
Sonic:Ahh...It was nothin.....
Tails:Great job, Sonic!
Knuckles:Your the best!
Amy:You rock!
Sonic:Thanks, all of you! Now, for celebration for running McBotniks out of business, how about we have some Koopa Nuggets, a Koopa Koke, Koopa Burgers, and a few drinks of Mario Brothers' blood?
Everyone but Sonic:YEAH!
So, they all Celebrate, and McKoopas became the No. 1 fast food organization in the whole damned universe!
Back at the EggMans lab...
Rouge:Dr EggMan, dont forget to----
Robotnik:I KNOW ALREADY! DAMN IT.....
Shadow:Dont worry, Robotnik! We'll take out that greasy little blue hedgehog next time!
Robotnik:SHT UP SHADOW! Now...Shadow and Rouge....since you 2 acted like sissies the whole fanfic....YOU BOTH HAFTA REPAIR SCRATCH AND GROUNDER!
Shadow:DAMN IT!
Shadow reapirs Grounder, while Rouge fixes Scratch
Rouge:If only we had the day off....
Shadow:SHUT UP AND FIX THAT DAMN ROBO-CHICKEN!
Just then, Robotnik reads the newspaper, and see's....
EggMan:Hmmm...Koopa Pebbles?now I know how to get that dirty hedgehog out of my way FOREVER!
Rouge:Here we go again....
Robotnik:I DONT HERE REPAIRING, YOU 2!
Shadow:SORRY!
END!
It all began one day, in Mobius. Sonic had defeated his arch-nemesis, Dr Robotnik, once again!
Robotnik:I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!
So, Dr EggMan went back to his Lab, where much of his henchmen, composed of Scratch, Grounder, Rouge, and Shadow.
Scratch:HEY SHADOW! I DARE YA TO FONDLE ROUGE AGAIN!
Shadow:No way....
Just then, Dr EggMan came in, all pissed off.
Robotnik:DAMN IT THAT DIRTY HEDGEHOG BEAT ME AGAIN!
Shadow:WE DONT CARE!
Robotnik picked up a newspaper.
Robotnik:Hmmmm......McKoopas opens up today...Hmmm....McKoopas, huh?
Grounder:Uh Oh......I think I know what EggMans thinking....
Robotnik:Allright, Robots, Bat, and evil Hedgehog, lets prepare our newest idea to rule all of Mobius!
Scratch:Lemmee guess.....open up a fast food restaraunt?
Robotnik:Howd you know? Anyhoo...I will opn up a fast food restaurant to compete with McKoopas! I will call it...McBotniks!
Grounder:I got a better name....how about "Grounder King?"
Robotnik:Grounder.....I AM THE BOSS! AND I SAY IT'S GONNA BE CALLED MCBOTNIKS!
Grounder:Saw-ry....
And so, Robotnik n crew built a McBotniks somewhere across the street of McKoopas
At McKoopas....
Bowser:Hey, Thanks for helping me out, you guys!
Sonic:Dont mention it, Bowser! I'm sure you'll do a good job
Bowser:Thanks! And just for helping me out, you 4 can eat hee for free anytime!
Tails:OH BOY! I'M GONNA HAVE ME LOTS OF HAPPY MEALS!
Amy:YAY! NOW I CAN EAT ALOT OF STUFF!
Knuckles:YEAH BABY YEAH!
Just then...
Tails:Hey Sonic! LOOK AT THIS!
Sonic:huh?
Sonic, Tails, Bowser, Knuckles, and Amy notice another fast food building across the street.
Knuckles:What the hell is that?
Bowser:Hmmm....McBotniks....OH SHIT! THAT DR EGGMAN IS AT IT AGAIN!
Inside the McBotniks...
Robotnik:YES! ANY MOMENT NOW I'LL DRIVE THAT LOUSY KOOPA AND HEDGEHOG OUT OF BUSINESS!!!!
Scratch:Now what are we gonna do?
Robotnik:YOU 2 DUMB-BOTS CAN COOK!
Grounder:Damn it, you just HAD to ask him, didnt ya Scratch?
Scratch and Grounder go into the kitchen to cook.
Robotnik:Shadow, you handle the speaker and drive-thru window....
Shadow goes over to the Drive-Thru window...
Robotnik:Whil you, Rouge, be the hot waitress!
Rouge:I didnt know tht their were waitresses in fast food restaurants
Robotnik:SHUT UP AND DO SO!
And so she becomes a waitress
Robotnik:As for me...I'm gonna stand at the counter.
So he does.
Back at McKoopas....
Sonic:STUPID EGGMAN! TRYING TO RUN US OUT OF BUSINESS! HE PROBABLY BUILT MCBOTNIKS SO THAT HE CAN RULE ALL OF MOBIUS!
Sonic and Bowser get out some signs...
Sonic:You 3, go outside of McBotniks and protet these signs around, so that people wont come to McBotniks!
Sonic gives some signs to Amy Tails and Knuckles. the 3 go outside of McBotniks and start protesting.
Amy, Tails and Knuckles:McBotniks BAD! BAD FOOD! McBotniks BAD! BAD FOOD! Dr Robotnik is gonna kill you, with his Death-Egg-McMuffin!
Robotnik and co hears this
Robotnik:WHAT THE----WE JUST OPENED UP, AND ALREADY SOME JERKS ARE PROTESTING OUR RESTAURANT! SHADOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!
Shadow comes in.
Shadow:What is it?
Robotnik:Take care of these protestors!
Shadow:But what about the drive thru?
Robotnik:Hmmm...HEY ROUGE! FORGET ABOUT THE WAITRESS CRAP, GO OVER TO THE DRIVE THRU! NOW!
Rouge:Damn it, cant you make up your mind?
She goes to the drive thru.
Robotnik:Now Shadow, you'll be our new bouncer, got it?
Shadow:COOL!
Shadow goes to Amy, Tails and Knuckles.
Shadow:OK OK! KISS YOUR PROTESTS GOODBYE!
Tails:MAKE US!
Shadow:FINE!
Shadow beats up Amy, Tails and Knuckles.
At McKoopas....
Bowser:What happened to you 3?
Tails:Shadow came and beat us bloody!
Sonic:WHAT? SHADOW? OK, KNUX! CAN YOU TKAE MY PLACE FOR NOW?
Knuckles:Sure, Sonic!
Sonic:Thanks, Knuckles!
Sonic leaves, and confronts Shadow at McBotniks
Shadow:WHADDAYA WANT, OL' BLUE ASS?
Sonic:I dont like you beating up on my friends over there at McKoopas!
Shadow:AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? CRY TO YOUR MA-MA?
Sonic:No....I'll kick you Ass!
Sonic beats the hell out of Shadow.
Shadow:*sniff* *Sob* I'M TELLING ON YOU!!!!!!!!!
Shadow runs into McBotniks, crying.
Robotnik:SHADOW! WHAT HAPPENED?
Shadow:*sniff* Sonic came and kicked my ass...WAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Shadow runs into the Mens room, crying his widdle bwains out!
Sonic walks in.
EggMan:OK SONIC! I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR BEATING UP SHADOW!
Sonic:NO YOUR NOT!
Robotnik:OH YES I AM!
Sonic:Look, EggMan, you know you cant win!
Robotnik:I'M GONNA WIN THIS TIME!
Sonic:OH YEAH?
Robotnik:OK, SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TAKE CARE OF THIS DAMNED DIRTY HEDGEHOG!
Grounder comes out
Grounder:Uhmmm....you dont wanna see Scratch right now....
Robotnik:OH? AND WHY NOT, GROUNDER?
Grounder:We-ell.....
Grounder takes out a box that says Chicken McNuggets, and opens the lid, showing various body parts of Scratch as Chicken McNuggets
Robotnik:SCRATCH! NOOOOOOOOO!!! ALLRIGHT GROUNDER! KILL THIS HEDGEHOG! IF YOU FAIL, I'LL SHOVE YOUR HEAD DOWN THE TOILET, GOT IT?
Grounder:Yes, sir!
Soni:Well, Grounder, even if Scratch WERE alive right now, you'll still get your butt kicked!
Sonic easily beats up Grounder
Robotnik:YOU SUCK GROUNDER!
Grounder:No.....ANYTHING BUT THE POTTY! ANYTHING!!!
Robotnik drags Grounder to the mens room, and sticks Grounder in the toilet, rusting him away
Robotnik:Cheez, Shadow, your still crying?
Shadow:*sniff* LEAVE ME ALONE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! WAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!
Robotnik:OH WELL......Just remind me at the end of this fanfic to repair Scratch n Grounder....
Robotnik goes to Rouge
Robotnik:Well, Rouge, since Scratch and Grounder easily got defeated by Sonic, and that Shadows crying like a baby, can you remind me at the end of the fic to repair scratch and grounder?
Rouge:Sure.
Robotnik:And........May you please kill Sonic and his friends for me?
Rouge:Sorry....cant...
Robotnik:DAMN IT! NOW I GOTTA DO IT ALL BY MYSELF!
Robotnik gets into his pod and attacks Sonic
Robotnik:HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!DIE HEDGEHOG DIE!
Like usual, Sonic kicks Robotniks butt
Robotnik:NOOOOOOO---------
Robotnik crash lands back to his lab
Robotnik:GRRRRRRR-----------I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back at McKoopas....
Bowser:Congrats, Sonic! You defeated Dr Robotnik!
Sonic:Ahh...It was nothin.....
Tails:Great job, Sonic!
Knuckles:Your the best!
Amy:You rock!
Sonic:Thanks, all of you! Now, for celebration for running McBotniks out of business, how about we have some Koopa Nuggets, a Koopa Koke, Koopa Burgers, and a few drinks of Mario Brothers' blood?
Everyone but Sonic:YEAH!
So, they all Celebrate, and McKoopas became the No. 1 fast food organization in the whole damned universe!
Back at the EggMans lab...
Rouge:Dr EggMan, dont forget to----
Robotnik:I KNOW ALREADY! DAMN IT.....
Shadow:Dont worry, Robotnik! We'll take out that greasy little blue hedgehog next time!
Robotnik:SHT UP SHADOW! Now...Shadow and Rouge....since you 2 acted like sissies the whole fanfic....YOU BOTH HAFTA REPAIR SCRATCH AND GROUNDER!
Shadow:DAMN IT!
Shadow reapirs Grounder, while Rouge fixes Scratch
Rouge:If only we had the day off....
Shadow:SHUT UP AND FIX THAT DAMN ROBO-CHICKEN!
Just then, Robotnik reads the newspaper, and see's....
EggMan:Hmmm...Koopa Pebbles?now I know how to get that dirty hedgehog out of my way FOREVER!
Rouge:Here we go again....
Robotnik:I DONT HERE REPAIRING, YOU 2!
Shadow:SORRY!
END!