Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Miscellaneous Sonic Fanfics by TDL ❯ Sonic the Gambler ( Chapter 3 )
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By: Twilight Double Leader 
SONIC GAMBLES AND GOES NUCKING FUTS! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! Yes, I'm a very sad Mofo with no life. SO SHOOT MEH! :p
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.01.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 256 | Status: Completed
SONIC GAMBLES AND GOES NUCKING FUTS! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! Yes, I'm a very sad Mofo with no life. SO SHOOT MEH! :p
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.01.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 256 | Status: Completed
Sonic the Gambler by Dyl Man and Alex
One day, Sonic in his quest to defeat Dr. Robotnik was in Casino Night Zone, when he found a gambling machine!
Sonic: This sounds cool!
He hits 3 jackpots!
Sonic: COOL! I won big money! Let's do it again!
He then hits a Bar, Bar, and a Ring!
Sonic: YEAH! I could do this forever!
The Machine then goes JackPot...JackPot....
Sonic:OH COOL! YEAH! I GET MO MONEY!
...ROBOTNIK!
Sonic loses all his Rings!
Sonic: DAMN IT! I GOTTA DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN!
But sonic realizes that he's out of rings!
Sonic:Where am I gonna find some dough?
Just then, Sonic see's Antoine (Sonic SatAM)
Sonic:HEY ANTOINE!
He strangles him
Sonic:GIMMEE YOUR MONEY SO I CAN GAMBLE!
Antoine:OK OK! HERE YOU GO! GO AND GAMBLE WIT ZEE MONEY! I'M OUTTA HEREZ!
Zo, Antoine makez a run for itz!
Sonic:GOOD! NOW I CAN CONTINUE GAMBLING! THANKS DUDE!
Then Sonic keeps getting 3 jackpots in a row with his rings!
Sonic: I'M GONNA KEEP GOING!
Tails: Haven't you had enough?
Sonic: I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
He gambles, and then he gets...
He then gets....3 ROBOTNIKS! SONIC LOSES ALL HIS COINS AGAIN!
Sonic:GRRR----PIECE OF SH*T! I'M GONNA BREAK THIS F*C*ING MACHINE!
Tails:Settle down, Sonic! We came to get the Chaos Emeralds from Robotnik, remember?
Sonic:No, AND I DONT F*C*ING CARE!!
Sonic leaves the casino really angry.
Then Sonic totally loses it and steals rings just so he can gamble!
Sonic: NOW HERE WE GO!
He hits a Jackpot... Jackpot... and ROBOTNIK!
Sonic: THIS $&@&@*$#(( MACHINE IS RIGGED!
Tails: Please Sonic, calm down!
Sonic: SHUT UP!
Tails: Ohhh Amyyyyyyyy.......
Amy comes in and Flashes Sonic
Sonic:Whoa......yeah baby......YOU ARE ONE HOT SHOWGIRL!
Amy:SHUT UP!
She whacks Sonic
Sonic wakes up, tied up.
Sonic:WHERE AM I?
Tails:You got angry over a gambling machine, so we knocked you unonscious and brought you down to my basement!
Sonic:MUST----HAVE----GAMBLING!
Amy:Uh Oh...HE'S OBSESSED WITH GAMBLING!
Sonic: Where is the gambling machine? I must have one or I will go mad!
Amy: You're not in Casino Night Zone anymore!
Sonic: Huh? Wha?
Amy: We moved to Emerald Hill Zone!
Sonic: I WANNA GAMBLE! NOW!
Tails:If you gamble, you'll stress yourself out! You'll be so stressed, you miight wind up killing yourself!
Sonic:NO I WONT!
Tails:YEAH YOU WILL!
Amy:Hang on Tails...
She gets out a clock, hanging from a chain
Amy:Now, watch the clock
She shakes it back and forth
Amy:You are getting sleeeeppyyyyyy.....
Sonic:I am getting Sleeeeeepyyyyyyyyy
Amy:Now, when I clap my hands, you will forget all about gambling!
Amy claps her hands, and Soic wakes back up
Tails:COOL!
But did the hypnotizing work on sonic?
Sonic: Where's the machine?
Amy: CRAP! It didn't work! But I thought it always does!
Sonic: WHEN I WANT TO GAMBLE, I WANT TO GAMBLE!
Tails: Please, think about the people!
Sonic: I DON'T CARE! GAMBLING IS MORE IMPORTANT!
Sonic rips his fur off and runs amok all over Mobius
Tails: OH CRAP! SONICS GONNA KILL EVERYONE!
Amy:Hmmm....this book says "If someone is addicted to gambling, and all else fails, give them Cold Milk!"
Tails:QUICK! AMY, GET SOME COLD MILK! I'LL SEARCH FOR SONIC!
Tails flies around in his Tornado plane looking for the deranged sonic
Amy teleports the glass of Cold Milk to Tails
Tails:THANKS AMY!
Amy: Dont mention it!
Amy sits back down
Amy:Now, I wonder whats on TV...
she turns on the TV, and Puppet Pals are on
PuppetPal Mitch:Hey PuppetPal Clem, Why did the chicken cross the road?
PuppetPal Clem:I dont know why?
Mitch:TO BE "BONKED" ALL OVER CARS! *bonks Clem*
Just then...
"WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU THIS NEWS BULLETIN! IT APPEARS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG HAS GONE CRAZY, KILLING ALOT OF PEOPLE! HE HAPPENS TO MENTION SOME THINGS ABOUT GAMBLING!"
Amy: OH NO! I HOPE TAILS FINDS HIM!
Shadow (on the TV; his face is blurred out):Sonic came up to me, and he had no fur on! HE STARTED SHOUTING CURSE WORDS AT ME! HE EVEN CALLED MY MOM A DIRTY BITCH...*sobs*WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
"So their you have it, the evil hedgehog has had his feelings hurt!"
Amy:Come on Tais, find Sonic for us!
But then, Sonic had escaped, and no one knew where he was! Then one day, Amy and Tails were watching "Mobius's Most Wanted" when they found something shocking!
Host: If you've seen Sonic The Hedgehog, call our hotline! He's wanted for gambling and killing innocent citizens of Mobius!
Tails: OH MAN! We gotta find him!
Amy:Maybe Sonic went off to shag that Rouge bat again....
Tails:Whoa, Sonic shagged Rouge?
Amy:It's a rather long story. C'mon, we gotta find Sonic! NOW!
Amy and Tails go to Tails' Tornado plane.
They fly off
Amy:A friend of mine who's dad is the president of CapsuleCorp. gave me this Sonic Radar, it'll detect where Sonic is!
Just then, the Radar points to where Sonic is!
Amy: OH MY! SONICS TO THE WEST! TAILS, GO WEST!
The plane goes west, and the plane lands where sonic is, it shows Sonic laying on the ground, unconscious.
Amy: OH NO! SONIC!
Tails:SONIC!
They go over to Sonic's nearly-dead body.
Amy:SONIC! SONIC! WAKE UP!
Sonic's eyes open up a little.
Sonic:Amy....Tails.....great, you made it...look, I'm sorry for everything....the gambling thing was all a curse set up by M-M-M-M-M-------
Sonic passes out.
Amy:NO! DONT DIE SONIC!
Tails:Dont worry, Amy, he'll be fine!
They carry Sonic back to the plane, then they fly off.
Tails:I wonder what sonic meant by "M-M-M-M-M-------"
Amy:I think.....I THINK HE MEANS....
They both look at each other
Amy and Tails:MARIO!
Tails:That's it......I'M GOING TO THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!
In Marios world....
Mario:Hey-a, Luigi! Our plan was-a success-a!
Luigi:Good-a! Now that-a Sonic-a is dead, we-a can win-a the competition-a!
Mario:And No-a Bowser can Stop-a us!
Just then, Tails plane lands where the Marios are at.
Luigu: OH-A NO! IT'S-A TAILS! AND-A AMY!
Mario: Dont-a worry, we'll-a kill those 2 animals-a!
Tails: You dumb plumbers will never kill Sonic!
Amy: THAT'S RIGHT!
Mario: Oh-a yeah? Feel-a the wrath of my fire flower!
Mario fires fireflowers at Tails and Amy, knocking them unconscious!
Luigi: HA! With them-a gone we will rule the video game universe!
Just then, Bowser comes in
Bowser: OH NO! TAILS! AMY! SONIC!
Bowser picks them up
Bowser:I'll get you pesky plumbers one day...
Luigi:Bring it on-a!
Mario:Come-a on, Luigi! He-a cant-a fight us right-a now! HE-A IS A PUSSY!
Bowser:WHAT DID YOU CALL ME???
Just then, Dr robotnik comes in
Robotnik:HEEYYYYYY!!! MARIOS!
Mario and Luigi:HEEEEYYYYYYYY!!! DR EGGMAN!
Robotnik:Well, I see we finally got those dumb animals! YOUR NEXT BOWSER!
Bowser: DAMN YOU ROBOTNIK!
Bowser breathes fire at Robotniks ship, but an invisible shield repels the fire back at Bowser, knocking him unconscious!
Mario:Good-a! Me and-a Luigi will-a take Amy, Tails, and Bowser-a, while you, EggMan-a, will-a take-a Sonic-a!
Later....
Tails:Where are we? AMY!
Tails taps Amy's shoulder
Amy:Huh?
Tails:WHERE ARE WE?
Amy:I dont know.....
Bowser wakes up.
Bowser:I KNOW!
Tails:What?
Bowser:THOSE PIP-SQUEAK PLUMBERS LOCKED US IN THIS JAIL CELL!
Mario:Thats-a right, you 3 are-a gonna be executed in-a 5-a days!
Tails: OH MAN! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
Luigi:Your-a gonna watch-a me and-a Mario's first Cartoon show, "The Super Mario Brothers Super Show!"
Mario puts a tape in the VCR
Mario on the screen:HeY PAISONOS! IT'S THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS SUPER SHOW!
Bowser: OH GAWD NOT THIS SHOW! THEY COLORED ME GREEN AND I WENT UNDER THE NAME "KOOPA" INSTEAD!
Mario:Too-a bad!
Tails:I dont know what's worse...This show, or Sonic Underground!
Amy:I know for one thing, AoStH and Sonic SatAM are a helluva lot better than THIS SHOW!
Luigi:THOSE SHOWS-A SUCK-A!
Tails:WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE! Hmmmm.....Hey Mario and Luigi, I happen to have a tape you will love!
Mario: And-a what is this-a?
Tails: You'll see!
He pops it in, and it's one of the worst Sonic shows ever, Sonic Underground!
Mario: ARGH! That show-a sucked-a eggs!
Luigi: I can't-a take it-a anymore!
Amy: Now what do you have to say?
Mario:If-a you stop-a this tape, we'll-a set you free!
Tails: OK!
Tails stops the tape.
Amy:Now let us outta here!
Luigi:Hmmmmm.....
Tails:CMON! WE ALREADY STOPPED THE TAPE!
Bowser:IF YOU LET US OUT, I'LL LEAVE THE PRINCESS ALONE!
Mario:Let us think about it....No! We're-a gonna keep-a you in anyway!
Tails: YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
Bowser: When I get out of here, I'll kill the princess!
Luigi: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
?????: Release them, Mario Brothers!
It was...KNUCKLES!
Mario:And-a what is the Red-a Echidna gonna do-a to us-a?
Knuckles:PLENTY OF CRUEL STUFF!
Knuckles beats up Mario and Luigi bloody and free's Amy, Tails and Bowser
Knuckles:They're all yours bowser!
Bowser:THANKS!
Bowser beats up the Mario brothers
Knuckles:COME ON YOU 2! WE GOTTA SAVE SONIC FROM DR EGGMAN! FOLLOW ME!
Knuckles leads Amy and Tails to where Sonic is being held captive at.
Robotnik: And this machine, Sonic, will make you a gambling addict FOREVER!!!!!
He is about to turn it on, when...
Amy: STOP RIGHT THERE ROBOTNIK!
Knuckles: Your game is over!
Robotnik: OH YEAH? No one will ever kill me!
So he ties everyone to a machine and hypnotizes them into gambling!
Robotnik: I will be king of Mobius, and you will just be gambling addicts for the rest of our lives!
Tails: We need a miracle!
And So, a Miracle occurs!
The Miracle is...
Amy, Sonic, Tails & Knuckles:MR T???
Mr T:Thats right! Ah'm gonna getcha animals the hell outta here while I take care of this sucka!
Robotnik: OH NO! NOT MR T!
Mr T:Thats Right, Egg-Sucka, I'm Helluva tough, and dont make me throw you Helluva far!
Robotnik:Really...?
Robotnik finds a little poor kid and zaps him.
Mr T:DAT DOES IT! I'M GONNA THROW YOU SO HELLUVA DAMNED FAR YOU'LL BE KSSIN THE MOON, FOOL!
Mr T picks up Robotnik, and tosses him Helluva far to the Dummi Bears (remember this from RugRats?) show.
Robotnik:Ah Crap.....
Dummi Bears:Sing the Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Song, Sing the Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Song
Robotnik:"Happy Happy Happy Happy..."
Back to Sonic and the Others.
Sonic:Thanx, Mr T! Your Helluva Tough!
Mr T: Dont mention it, Sonic! Tails, Amy, and Knuckles, you 3 stay cool too!
Knuckles:AYE AYE!
Mr T gets into his van, and drives off
Back at Mobius....
Mayor:And we'd like to Congratulate Sonic the HedgeHog for banning gambling in Mobius for ALL ETERNITY!
Sonic:Thats right! Gambling can rot your fragile little mind! Dont let what happened to me happen to you! And now, me and my friends made a song about how terrible gambling is! HIT IT TAILS!
The lights dim, and it shows Tails playing percussion, Amy singing, Knuckles playing the KeyBoard, and and Sonic playing the guitar! They play a rock n roll song about how terrible gambling is, and it reaches the number 1 charts, and permanently stays that way!
Meanwhile, Mr T is driving off into the night, when alluva sudden, he see's something in the mist
Mr T:WHOA! WHAT THE HELL WUZ DAT?
Mr T stops his van, and see's 2 figures standing their.
????:WElcome Mr T......I'd like you to meet my newest creation......MECHA T!
Mr T:WHAT?
????:That's right, he's the mechanized version of you, and HE'S GONNA THROW YOU HELLUVA FAR!
Mr T:ARRRGGGGHHH---I PITY THE POOR FOOL WHO MAKES A MECHANICAL VERSION OF MYSELF!
A robotic being of Mr T has it's eyes flash red!
THE END?????
One day, Sonic in his quest to defeat Dr. Robotnik was in Casino Night Zone, when he found a gambling machine!
Sonic: This sounds cool!
He hits 3 jackpots!
Sonic: COOL! I won big money! Let's do it again!
He then hits a Bar, Bar, and a Ring!
Sonic: YEAH! I could do this forever!
The Machine then goes JackPot...JackPot....
Sonic:OH COOL! YEAH! I GET MO MONEY!
...ROBOTNIK!
Sonic loses all his Rings!
Sonic: DAMN IT! I GOTTA DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN!
But sonic realizes that he's out of rings!
Sonic:Where am I gonna find some dough?
Just then, Sonic see's Antoine (Sonic SatAM)
Sonic:HEY ANTOINE!
He strangles him
Sonic:GIMMEE YOUR MONEY SO I CAN GAMBLE!
Antoine:OK OK! HERE YOU GO! GO AND GAMBLE WIT ZEE MONEY! I'M OUTTA HEREZ!
Zo, Antoine makez a run for itz!
Sonic:GOOD! NOW I CAN CONTINUE GAMBLING! THANKS DUDE!
Then Sonic keeps getting 3 jackpots in a row with his rings!
Sonic: I'M GONNA KEEP GOING!
Tails: Haven't you had enough?
Sonic: I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
He gambles, and then he gets...
He then gets....3 ROBOTNIKS! SONIC LOSES ALL HIS COINS AGAIN!
Sonic:GRRR----PIECE OF SH*T! I'M GONNA BREAK THIS F*C*ING MACHINE!
Tails:Settle down, Sonic! We came to get the Chaos Emeralds from Robotnik, remember?
Sonic:No, AND I DONT F*C*ING CARE!!
Sonic leaves the casino really angry.
Then Sonic totally loses it and steals rings just so he can gamble!
Sonic: NOW HERE WE GO!
He hits a Jackpot... Jackpot... and ROBOTNIK!
Sonic: THIS $&@&@*$#(( MACHINE IS RIGGED!
Tails: Please Sonic, calm down!
Sonic: SHUT UP!
Tails: Ohhh Amyyyyyyyy.......
Amy comes in and Flashes Sonic
Sonic:Whoa......yeah baby......YOU ARE ONE HOT SHOWGIRL!
Amy:SHUT UP!
She whacks Sonic
Sonic wakes up, tied up.
Sonic:WHERE AM I?
Tails:You got angry over a gambling machine, so we knocked you unonscious and brought you down to my basement!
Sonic:MUST----HAVE----GAMBLING!
Amy:Uh Oh...HE'S OBSESSED WITH GAMBLING!
Sonic: Where is the gambling machine? I must have one or I will go mad!
Amy: You're not in Casino Night Zone anymore!
Sonic: Huh? Wha?
Amy: We moved to Emerald Hill Zone!
Sonic: I WANNA GAMBLE! NOW!
Tails:If you gamble, you'll stress yourself out! You'll be so stressed, you miight wind up killing yourself!
Sonic:NO I WONT!
Tails:YEAH YOU WILL!
Amy:Hang on Tails...
She gets out a clock, hanging from a chain
Amy:Now, watch the clock
She shakes it back and forth
Amy:You are getting sleeeeppyyyyyy.....
Sonic:I am getting Sleeeeeepyyyyyyyyy
Amy:Now, when I clap my hands, you will forget all about gambling!
Amy claps her hands, and Soic wakes back up
Tails:COOL!
But did the hypnotizing work on sonic?
Sonic: Where's the machine?
Amy: CRAP! It didn't work! But I thought it always does!
Sonic: WHEN I WANT TO GAMBLE, I WANT TO GAMBLE!
Tails: Please, think about the people!
Sonic: I DON'T CARE! GAMBLING IS MORE IMPORTANT!
Sonic rips his fur off and runs amok all over Mobius
Tails: OH CRAP! SONICS GONNA KILL EVERYONE!
Amy:Hmmm....this book says "If someone is addicted to gambling, and all else fails, give them Cold Milk!"
Tails:QUICK! AMY, GET SOME COLD MILK! I'LL SEARCH FOR SONIC!
Tails flies around in his Tornado plane looking for the deranged sonic
Amy teleports the glass of Cold Milk to Tails
Tails:THANKS AMY!
Amy: Dont mention it!
Amy sits back down
Amy:Now, I wonder whats on TV...
she turns on the TV, and Puppet Pals are on
PuppetPal Mitch:Hey PuppetPal Clem, Why did the chicken cross the road?
PuppetPal Clem:I dont know why?
Mitch:TO BE "BONKED" ALL OVER CARS! *bonks Clem*
Just then...
"WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU THIS NEWS BULLETIN! IT APPEARS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG HAS GONE CRAZY, KILLING ALOT OF PEOPLE! HE HAPPENS TO MENTION SOME THINGS ABOUT GAMBLING!"
Amy: OH NO! I HOPE TAILS FINDS HIM!
Shadow (on the TV; his face is blurred out):Sonic came up to me, and he had no fur on! HE STARTED SHOUTING CURSE WORDS AT ME! HE EVEN CALLED MY MOM A DIRTY BITCH...*sobs*WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
"So their you have it, the evil hedgehog has had his feelings hurt!"
Amy:Come on Tais, find Sonic for us!
But then, Sonic had escaped, and no one knew where he was! Then one day, Amy and Tails were watching "Mobius's Most Wanted" when they found something shocking!
Host: If you've seen Sonic The Hedgehog, call our hotline! He's wanted for gambling and killing innocent citizens of Mobius!
Tails: OH MAN! We gotta find him!
Amy:Maybe Sonic went off to shag that Rouge bat again....
Tails:Whoa, Sonic shagged Rouge?
Amy:It's a rather long story. C'mon, we gotta find Sonic! NOW!
Amy and Tails go to Tails' Tornado plane.
They fly off
Amy:A friend of mine who's dad is the president of CapsuleCorp. gave me this Sonic Radar, it'll detect where Sonic is!
Just then, the Radar points to where Sonic is!
Amy: OH MY! SONICS TO THE WEST! TAILS, GO WEST!
The plane goes west, and the plane lands where sonic is, it shows Sonic laying on the ground, unconscious.
Amy: OH NO! SONIC!
Tails:SONIC!
They go over to Sonic's nearly-dead body.
Amy:SONIC! SONIC! WAKE UP!
Sonic's eyes open up a little.
Sonic:Amy....Tails.....great, you made it...look, I'm sorry for everything....the gambling thing was all a curse set up by M-M-M-M-M-------
Sonic passes out.
Amy:NO! DONT DIE SONIC!
Tails:Dont worry, Amy, he'll be fine!
They carry Sonic back to the plane, then they fly off.
Tails:I wonder what sonic meant by "M-M-M-M-M-------"
Amy:I think.....I THINK HE MEANS....
They both look at each other
Amy and Tails:MARIO!
Tails:That's it......I'M GOING TO THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!
In Marios world....
Mario:Hey-a, Luigi! Our plan was-a success-a!
Luigi:Good-a! Now that-a Sonic-a is dead, we-a can win-a the competition-a!
Mario:And No-a Bowser can Stop-a us!
Just then, Tails plane lands where the Marios are at.
Luigu: OH-A NO! IT'S-A TAILS! AND-A AMY!
Mario: Dont-a worry, we'll-a kill those 2 animals-a!
Tails: You dumb plumbers will never kill Sonic!
Amy: THAT'S RIGHT!
Mario: Oh-a yeah? Feel-a the wrath of my fire flower!
Mario fires fireflowers at Tails and Amy, knocking them unconscious!
Luigi: HA! With them-a gone we will rule the video game universe!
Just then, Bowser comes in
Bowser: OH NO! TAILS! AMY! SONIC!
Bowser picks them up
Bowser:I'll get you pesky plumbers one day...
Luigi:Bring it on-a!
Mario:Come-a on, Luigi! He-a cant-a fight us right-a now! HE-A IS A PUSSY!
Bowser:WHAT DID YOU CALL ME???
Just then, Dr robotnik comes in
Robotnik:HEEYYYYYY!!! MARIOS!
Mario and Luigi:HEEEEYYYYYYYY!!! DR EGGMAN!
Robotnik:Well, I see we finally got those dumb animals! YOUR NEXT BOWSER!
Bowser: DAMN YOU ROBOTNIK!
Bowser breathes fire at Robotniks ship, but an invisible shield repels the fire back at Bowser, knocking him unconscious!
Mario:Good-a! Me and-a Luigi will-a take Amy, Tails, and Bowser-a, while you, EggMan-a, will-a take-a Sonic-a!
Later....
Tails:Where are we? AMY!
Tails taps Amy's shoulder
Amy:Huh?
Tails:WHERE ARE WE?
Amy:I dont know.....
Bowser wakes up.
Bowser:I KNOW!
Tails:What?
Bowser:THOSE PIP-SQUEAK PLUMBERS LOCKED US IN THIS JAIL CELL!
Mario:Thats-a right, you 3 are-a gonna be executed in-a 5-a days!
Tails: OH MAN! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
Luigi:Your-a gonna watch-a me and-a Mario's first Cartoon show, "The Super Mario Brothers Super Show!"
Mario puts a tape in the VCR
Mario on the screen:HeY PAISONOS! IT'S THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS SUPER SHOW!
Bowser: OH GAWD NOT THIS SHOW! THEY COLORED ME GREEN AND I WENT UNDER THE NAME "KOOPA" INSTEAD!
Mario:Too-a bad!
Tails:I dont know what's worse...This show, or Sonic Underground!
Amy:I know for one thing, AoStH and Sonic SatAM are a helluva lot better than THIS SHOW!
Luigi:THOSE SHOWS-A SUCK-A!
Tails:WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE! Hmmmm.....Hey Mario and Luigi, I happen to have a tape you will love!
Mario: And-a what is this-a?
Tails: You'll see!
He pops it in, and it's one of the worst Sonic shows ever, Sonic Underground!
Mario: ARGH! That show-a sucked-a eggs!
Luigi: I can't-a take it-a anymore!
Amy: Now what do you have to say?
Mario:If-a you stop-a this tape, we'll-a set you free!
Tails: OK!
Tails stops the tape.
Amy:Now let us outta here!
Luigi:Hmmmmm.....
Tails:CMON! WE ALREADY STOPPED THE TAPE!
Bowser:IF YOU LET US OUT, I'LL LEAVE THE PRINCESS ALONE!
Mario:Let us think about it....No! We're-a gonna keep-a you in anyway!
Tails: YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
Bowser: When I get out of here, I'll kill the princess!
Luigi: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
?????: Release them, Mario Brothers!
It was...KNUCKLES!
Mario:And-a what is the Red-a Echidna gonna do-a to us-a?
Knuckles:PLENTY OF CRUEL STUFF!
Knuckles beats up Mario and Luigi bloody and free's Amy, Tails and Bowser
Knuckles:They're all yours bowser!
Bowser:THANKS!
Bowser beats up the Mario brothers
Knuckles:COME ON YOU 2! WE GOTTA SAVE SONIC FROM DR EGGMAN! FOLLOW ME!
Knuckles leads Amy and Tails to where Sonic is being held captive at.
Robotnik: And this machine, Sonic, will make you a gambling addict FOREVER!!!!!
He is about to turn it on, when...
Amy: STOP RIGHT THERE ROBOTNIK!
Knuckles: Your game is over!
Robotnik: OH YEAH? No one will ever kill me!
So he ties everyone to a machine and hypnotizes them into gambling!
Robotnik: I will be king of Mobius, and you will just be gambling addicts for the rest of our lives!
Tails: We need a miracle!
And So, a Miracle occurs!
The Miracle is...
Amy, Sonic, Tails & Knuckles:MR T???
Mr T:Thats right! Ah'm gonna getcha animals the hell outta here while I take care of this sucka!
Robotnik: OH NO! NOT MR T!
Mr T:Thats Right, Egg-Sucka, I'm Helluva tough, and dont make me throw you Helluva far!
Robotnik:Really...?
Robotnik finds a little poor kid and zaps him.
Mr T:DAT DOES IT! I'M GONNA THROW YOU SO HELLUVA DAMNED FAR YOU'LL BE KSSIN THE MOON, FOOL!
Mr T picks up Robotnik, and tosses him Helluva far to the Dummi Bears (remember this from RugRats?) show.
Robotnik:Ah Crap.....
Dummi Bears:Sing the Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Song, Sing the Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Song
Robotnik:"Happy Happy Happy Happy..."
Back to Sonic and the Others.
Sonic:Thanx, Mr T! Your Helluva Tough!
Mr T: Dont mention it, Sonic! Tails, Amy, and Knuckles, you 3 stay cool too!
Knuckles:AYE AYE!
Mr T gets into his van, and drives off
Back at Mobius....
Mayor:And we'd like to Congratulate Sonic the HedgeHog for banning gambling in Mobius for ALL ETERNITY!
Sonic:Thats right! Gambling can rot your fragile little mind! Dont let what happened to me happen to you! And now, me and my friends made a song about how terrible gambling is! HIT IT TAILS!
The lights dim, and it shows Tails playing percussion, Amy singing, Knuckles playing the KeyBoard, and and Sonic playing the guitar! They play a rock n roll song about how terrible gambling is, and it reaches the number 1 charts, and permanently stays that way!
Meanwhile, Mr T is driving off into the night, when alluva sudden, he see's something in the mist
Mr T:WHOA! WHAT THE HELL WUZ DAT?
Mr T stops his van, and see's 2 figures standing their.
????:WElcome Mr T......I'd like you to meet my newest creation......MECHA T!
Mr T:WHAT?
????:That's right, he's the mechanized version of you, and HE'S GONNA THROW YOU HELLUVA FAR!
Mr T:ARRRGGGGHHH---I PITY THE POOR FOOL WHO MAKES A MECHANICAL VERSION OF MYSELF!
A robotic being of Mr T has it's eyes flash red!
THE END?????