Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Miscellaneous Sonic Fanfics by TDL ❯ The Re-Return of Momma Robotnik ( Chapter 4 )
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By: Twilight Double Leader 
Momma Robotnik Fanfic. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.01.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 777 | Visits: 235 | Status: Completed
Momma Robotnik Fanfic. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.01.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 777 | Visits: 235 | Status: Completed
The Re-Return of Momma Robotnik by Dyl Man
Scene:The Insane Asylum
Alarms go off.
Soldier:SIR! SOME WOMAN HAS BROKEN OUT THE INSANE ASYLUM, SIR!
General:Damn......WE MUST FIND HER! TROOPS! OUR TARGET:MOMMA ROBOTNIK!
Soldiers:SIR YES SIR!
Just then, one of the retarded soldiers is urinating on an electric fence.
Soldier:WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Dumb Soldier:Duuhhhh, Pissing on an elelcrtic fence?
Soldier:oh shit....
KABOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!! ALL THE SOLDIERS ARE DEAD!
Momma Robotnik:HA HA HA! IN YOUR FACE INSANE ASS-SYLUM! HA HA HA HA HA! Now, to go back to my dear sweet son, Ivo!
She runs off
Scene:Sonics house
Sonic, Amy, and "Tails" are watching TV.
I R Baboon:HEY! WHY IDIOT WEEZEL GETTING ALL THE BIKINI BABESING FOR?
I M Weasel:Because I'm not a stupid stinky baboon, like you.
Just then...
TV:WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU THIS HORRIFYING NEWS BULLETIN! IT APPEARS MOMMA ROBOTNIK, THE MOTHER OF DR IVO ROBOTNIK, HAS BROKEN OUT OF THE INSANE ASYLUM YET AGAIN! IF YOU FIND HER, DEAD OR ALIVE, YOUR REWARD WOULD BE $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!!!!!
Sonic: <$>_<$>
Tails:Uh Oh, Amy, Sonic has dollar signs in his eyes again....
Sonic:COME ON YOU 2! LETS GO TURN IN MOMMA ROBOTNIK!
Amy:Leave me outta this!
Amy leaves and goes in the shower.
Sonic:Must have CA$H------MUST HAVE CA$H!!!!!! I MUST HAVE SOME FUCKING CA$H!!!!
Tails:NO YOU MUSNT! NO YOU MUSNT!
In Robotniks Lab...
Robotnik:HOLY CRAP! MY MOMMAS COMING TO VISIT ME! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ROUGE! SHADOW! YOU ALL CLEAN UP MY HOUSE! SHE'LL BE HERE ANY----
DING DONG!
Robotnik:.....Minute----
Momma Robotnik rushes in
Momma Robotnik:OH IVO! IIIIIIIVVOOOOOO!!!!!!
She hugs Robotnik
Robotnik:OUCH! MOMMY! NOT SO HARD!
Shadow:WHO IS THAT?
Grounder:Dr EggMans mom! She broke out of the Insane Asylum for the 3rd time.
Scratch:WOOPEE! MOMMA ROBOTNIKS COME HOME!
She notices Scratch and Grounder
Momma Robotnik:I see you still have those DUMB-BOTS!
Robotnik:Yes, Mommy....
Momma Robotnik:And is this your girl-friend?
Robotnik:NO, THAT IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
Rouge:You must be EggMans mom.....
Momma Robotnik:YOUNG LADY, PUT SOME PROPER CLOTHES ON! REGULAR GIRLS DONT DRESS LIKE THAT!
Rouge:NO!
They both snarl at each other.
Robotnik:YOU GIRLS! YOU GIRLS! STOP THIS NOW!!!!!!!!! STOP IT NOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!
Momma Robotnik:Sorry, Ivo.
She goes to Shadow.
Momma Robotnik:OH NOOO! IT'S THAT DIRTY DAMNED HEDGEHOG! BAD HEDGEHOG! NAUGHTY HEDGEHOG! HOW DARE YOU KICK MY BABY-BOYS ASS EVERY EPISODE!
She constantly whacks Shadow with her umbrella.
Shadow:OW OW OW OW OW! QUIT IT! QUIT IT! QUIT IT!
Robotnik:MOMMY! THAT'S NOT SONIC! THATS SHADOW, AND HE;S EVIL! HE WORSHIPS ME!
Momma Robotnik:He does?
Robotnik:YES!!!!
Momma Robotnik:Oh, sorry....
She turns around, and Shadow sticks his middle finger out at Momma Robotnik.
Momma Robotnik:Now, Ivo, I'd appreciate it if you'd take a bath!
Robotnik:But Mommy---
Momma Robotnik:NO BUTS! GET YOUR BUTT IN THE TUB RIGHT NOW!!!
Robotnik:*murmurs words that are so horrible that not even Satan has the guts to say them*
Momma Robotnik:I HEARD THAT!
Robotnik gets in the tub.
Momma Robotnik:AND DONT FORGET TO CLEAN YOUR CROTCH!
Robotnik:I'M A GROWN MAN, MOMMY! SO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!
Momma Robotnik:I HEARD THAT!
She gets out a bar of soap, and shoves it down Robotniks throat.
Robotnik:Great, now how the heck do you expect me to clean myself, huh?
Momma Robotnik: ............
Jus then, Sonic bursts in.
Sonic: I FINALLY FOUND YOU MOMMA ROBOTNIK! *GASP!*
he notices Robotnik in the bath tub.
Sonic:Oh-----my----god-----
Sonic beats up Momma Robotnik and carries her to the Insane Asylum
Guy at Insane Asylum:And heres your prize money!
Sonic:THANKS!
He notices.....
Sonic:HEY! THIS IS ONLY MONOPOLY MONEY!
GAIA:WELL DOY! YOU THINK WE REALLY HAVE THAT MUCH CASH IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE?
Tails:SEE? MONEY ISNT EVERYTHING SONIC!
Sonic;Yeah, I guess your right....hey, you wanna peek on Amy while she's taking a shower?
Tails:HELL YEAH!
Momma Robotnik:I'LL GET YOU ONE DAY SONIC! YOU HEAR ME???? I WILL BREAK OUT OF THIS DUMP FOR THE 4TH TIME AND KILL YOU!
Insane Asylum Guard shoves a box of condoms in her mouth.
back at Robotniks house...
Rouge:I SURE AM GLAD THAT CRAZY WOMAN LEFT!
Shadow:Me too....
Grounder:And we owe it all to Sonic!
Robotnik:Yeah, your right, but even though my annoying mom is gone.......I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!
Scratch:Well, I LOVE THAT HEDGEHOG FOR CHASING OFF YOUR MOM!
Shadow bonks Scratch on the head
Scratch:OW!
END!
Scene:The Insane Asylum
Alarms go off.
Soldier:SIR! SOME WOMAN HAS BROKEN OUT THE INSANE ASYLUM, SIR!
General:Damn......WE MUST FIND HER! TROOPS! OUR TARGET:MOMMA ROBOTNIK!
Soldiers:SIR YES SIR!
Just then, one of the retarded soldiers is urinating on an electric fence.
Soldier:WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Dumb Soldier:Duuhhhh, Pissing on an elelcrtic fence?
Soldier:oh shit....
KABOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!! ALL THE SOLDIERS ARE DEAD!
Momma Robotnik:HA HA HA! IN YOUR FACE INSANE ASS-SYLUM! HA HA HA HA HA! Now, to go back to my dear sweet son, Ivo!
She runs off
Scene:Sonics house
Sonic, Amy, and "Tails" are watching TV.
I R Baboon:HEY! WHY IDIOT WEEZEL GETTING ALL THE BIKINI BABESING FOR?
I M Weasel:Because I'm not a stupid stinky baboon, like you.
Just then...
TV:WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU THIS HORRIFYING NEWS BULLETIN! IT APPEARS MOMMA ROBOTNIK, THE MOTHER OF DR IVO ROBOTNIK, HAS BROKEN OUT OF THE INSANE ASYLUM YET AGAIN! IF YOU FIND HER, DEAD OR ALIVE, YOUR REWARD WOULD BE $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!!!!!
Sonic: <$>_<$>
Tails:Uh Oh, Amy, Sonic has dollar signs in his eyes again....
Sonic:COME ON YOU 2! LETS GO TURN IN MOMMA ROBOTNIK!
Amy:Leave me outta this!
Amy leaves and goes in the shower.
Sonic:Must have CA$H------MUST HAVE CA$H!!!!!! I MUST HAVE SOME FUCKING CA$H!!!!
Tails:NO YOU MUSNT! NO YOU MUSNT!
In Robotniks Lab...
Robotnik:HOLY CRAP! MY MOMMAS COMING TO VISIT ME! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ROUGE! SHADOW! YOU ALL CLEAN UP MY HOUSE! SHE'LL BE HERE ANY----
DING DONG!
Robotnik:.....Minute----
Momma Robotnik rushes in
Momma Robotnik:OH IVO! IIIIIIIVVOOOOOO!!!!!!
She hugs Robotnik
Robotnik:OUCH! MOMMY! NOT SO HARD!
Shadow:WHO IS THAT?
Grounder:Dr EggMans mom! She broke out of the Insane Asylum for the 3rd time.
Scratch:WOOPEE! MOMMA ROBOTNIKS COME HOME!
She notices Scratch and Grounder
Momma Robotnik:I see you still have those DUMB-BOTS!
Robotnik:Yes, Mommy....
Momma Robotnik:And is this your girl-friend?
Robotnik:NO, THAT IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
Rouge:You must be EggMans mom.....
Momma Robotnik:YOUNG LADY, PUT SOME PROPER CLOTHES ON! REGULAR GIRLS DONT DRESS LIKE THAT!
Rouge:NO!
They both snarl at each other.
Robotnik:YOU GIRLS! YOU GIRLS! STOP THIS NOW!!!!!!!!! STOP IT NOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!
Momma Robotnik:Sorry, Ivo.
She goes to Shadow.
Momma Robotnik:OH NOOO! IT'S THAT DIRTY DAMNED HEDGEHOG! BAD HEDGEHOG! NAUGHTY HEDGEHOG! HOW DARE YOU KICK MY BABY-BOYS ASS EVERY EPISODE!
She constantly whacks Shadow with her umbrella.
Shadow:OW OW OW OW OW! QUIT IT! QUIT IT! QUIT IT!
Robotnik:MOMMY! THAT'S NOT SONIC! THATS SHADOW, AND HE;S EVIL! HE WORSHIPS ME!
Momma Robotnik:He does?
Robotnik:YES!!!!
Momma Robotnik:Oh, sorry....
She turns around, and Shadow sticks his middle finger out at Momma Robotnik.
Momma Robotnik:Now, Ivo, I'd appreciate it if you'd take a bath!
Robotnik:But Mommy---
Momma Robotnik:NO BUTS! GET YOUR BUTT IN THE TUB RIGHT NOW!!!
Robotnik:*murmurs words that are so horrible that not even Satan has the guts to say them*
Momma Robotnik:I HEARD THAT!
Robotnik gets in the tub.
Momma Robotnik:AND DONT FORGET TO CLEAN YOUR CROTCH!
Robotnik:I'M A GROWN MAN, MOMMY! SO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!
Momma Robotnik:I HEARD THAT!
She gets out a bar of soap, and shoves it down Robotniks throat.
Robotnik:Great, now how the heck do you expect me to clean myself, huh?
Momma Robotnik: ............
Jus then, Sonic bursts in.
Sonic: I FINALLY FOUND YOU MOMMA ROBOTNIK! *GASP!*
he notices Robotnik in the bath tub.
Sonic:Oh-----my----god-----
Sonic beats up Momma Robotnik and carries her to the Insane Asylum
Guy at Insane Asylum:And heres your prize money!
Sonic:THANKS!
He notices.....
Sonic:HEY! THIS IS ONLY MONOPOLY MONEY!
GAIA:WELL DOY! YOU THINK WE REALLY HAVE THAT MUCH CASH IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE?
Tails:SEE? MONEY ISNT EVERYTHING SONIC!
Sonic;Yeah, I guess your right....hey, you wanna peek on Amy while she's taking a shower?
Tails:HELL YEAH!
Momma Robotnik:I'LL GET YOU ONE DAY SONIC! YOU HEAR ME???? I WILL BREAK OUT OF THIS DUMP FOR THE 4TH TIME AND KILL YOU!
Insane Asylum Guard shoves a box of condoms in her mouth.
back at Robotniks house...
Rouge:I SURE AM GLAD THAT CRAZY WOMAN LEFT!
Shadow:Me too....
Grounder:And we owe it all to Sonic!
Robotnik:Yeah, your right, but even though my annoying mom is gone.......I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!
Scratch:Well, I LOVE THAT HEDGEHOG FOR CHASING OFF YOUR MOM!
Shadow bonks Scratch on the head
Scratch:OW!
END!