Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Miscellaneous Sonic Fanfics by TDL ❯ The Return of Momma Robotnik Returns ( Chapter 5 )

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The Return of Momma Robonik Returns by Dyl and Alex

One day, Momma Robotnik had gotten good news in her insane asylum!
Doctor: We have some good news, Mrs. Robotnik! Today you are free to leave the asylum!
Momma Robotnik: FINALLY! NOW I CAN VISIT MY SONNY BOY!
She leaves very happily! Meanwhile...
Eggman: Sigh... I really can't stand my mommy, she nags me too much and treats me like a baby!
Scratch: Wow, you must really suck!
Eggman: SHUT UP CHICKEN!
Grounder: Hey, Momma Robotnik is here!
Eggman: Quit it with the jokes, Grounder...
Grounder: No, really!
Momma Robotnik: IVO! OPEN UP THIS DOOR!
Eggman: OH NO! IT IS MY MOMMY! SHE'S BEEN RELEASED FROM THE INSANE ASYLUM!
Momma Robotnik: OPEN UP THIS DOOR NOW IVO!
Eggman:Uhmmm....JUST A MINUTE!
Scratch:So....what are we doing?
Eggman:We're gonna barracate the door with our strongest stuff!
Scratch:Yeahhhh...and what kinda stuff DO you have?
Eggman:THIS STUFF!
Eggman, Scratch and Grounder start moving a big screen TV, 15 Stereos, and a MainFrame computer (you know, one of them old Comps that were as big as a house back in the real old days....dont ask me how they put it there...) against the door.
Momma Robotnik:ARE YOU READY YET?
Eggman:NO! GIVE ME AN HOUR OR SO!
All the heavy equipment is against the door.
Eggman:Whew....we're safe...
Grounder:Yeah, but how do you suppose we watch TV, play video games, look at porn, etc?
Eggman:We'll keep all this stuff against the door until my mommy leaves!
but then Momma Robotnik bursts out of the ground behind them!
Eggman:WHAT????
Momma Robotnik:Whew...thank god I brought my shovel with me! Now come on sonny boy, you have to take a bath!
Eggman: GRRRRR... NEVER!
Momma Robotnik: DO IT OR I'LL PUNISH YOU!
Eggman: YOU JUST GOT HERE!
Momma Robotnik: I DON'T CARE!
So when Momma Robotnik turns around, Eggman gives her the finger!
In the bathtub...
Momma Robotnik: Remember to wash behind those ears, Ivo! I want you to be entirely clean!
Eggman: ALL RIGHT ALREADY!
Scratch:We feel sorry for ya, boss!
Grounder:In the meantime, I'm gonna get me a sugar frosted taco!
Scratch:NO YOUR NOT! We're gonna make sure Eggman survives while his mom is here.
Grounder:Fine, Chicken-Shit...Huh? *looks in the tub* Whoa, Doctor, You've got one small---
Scratch bonks him on the head.
Grounder: OW!
Eggman:.....If you boys get rid of my mommy, I'll give the 2 of you promotions!
Grounder:COOL!
Scratch:He's lying, Grounder!
Grounder:SEZ YOU!
He zooms out of the bathroom.
Scratch:...Idiot....
Eggman:GO WITH HIM SCRATCH!
Scratch:no, i know your only bluffing!
Eggman:I'm serious!
Scratch:*whistles "Blue Collar Man" by Styx*
Eggman:*grumble*....I'M SERIOUS! Please get rid of her!
Momma Robotnik: After you get out of the bath Ivo, it's time for bed!
Eggman: WHAT? IT'S ONLY 6:00!
Momma Robotnik: I DON'T CARE!
And so, Eggman is in bed as the sun still hasn't set yet!
Eggman: Look Scratch and Grounder, just get rid of my mommy, ok?
Grounder: Will you promote us?
Eggman: Yes...
Scratch: Will you make us the leaders of this network?
Eggman: NO!
Scratch: THEN FORGET IT!
Grounder:Hey, Come on, Scratch! We might not be leaders, but at least we'll get a promotion! I'm up for it!
He leaves the room.
Eggman:Scratch......
Scratch:........NO!
Eggman:Why cant you be more like Grounder?
Scratch:Cuz he's a gullible little jerk...
Eggman:HELP HIM GET RID OF MY MOMMY NOW!
Momma Robotnik:IVO! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GO TO SLEEP!
Eggman:......FINE! Psst.....Scratch, go help grounder get rid of my mommy...NOW!
Scratch:.....give me $50!
Eggman;I will after you and grounder get rid of her!
Scratch:IT'S A DEAL!
they leave Eggmans room.
Scratch:Ok Grounder, what do we do now?
Grounder: I have an idea!
They disguise as doctors!
Scratch (disguising voice as doctor): Hello, are you Momma Robotnik?
Momma Robotnik: That would be me!
Grounder: (disguising voice as doctor) Well, it's time for you to go back to the crazy asylum!
Scratch: The insane asylum, you moron!
Then Grounder's drill accidentally breaks his doctor clothing!
Momma Robotnik: NICE TRY ROBOTS! BUT I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
Scratch: DAMN! Let's come up with something else!
Grounder:I HAVE AN IDEA!
Scratch:No you dont!
Grounder:Yes I do!Look, we can get a real hunky man to lure Momma Robotnik outta here!
Scratch:GREAT IDEA! Where we gonna find one?
Grounder: At the hotel for sexy men!
Scratch: Uh-huh...
Grounder dials that number!
Man: What's that? You want me to come over and have sex with a lady named Momma Robotnik?
Grounder: YES! And then lure her out of here!
Man: You got yourselves a deal!
DING DONG!
Grounder answers the door
Grounder:Welcome to the Robotnik Residence!
Man:Hey, I'm the sexy man, here for a Mrs. "Momma Robotnik"
Grounder:She's over there!
the Man walks over to Momma Robotnik, who is watching "Dastardly and Muttley in there flying machines"
Man:Hello....Mrs Momma Robotnik!
Momma Robotnik:Hmmm?
She then see's the man.
Momma Robotnik:.....OH WOW!
She falls in love with him in a split second!
Man:huh? You---are momma robotnik?
Momma Robotnik:COME TO MOMMY ROBOTNIK SWEETIE!
Man:AHHHHHHHH!!!
Momma Robotnik chases the man all over the house, with large "PuckerUp" lips.
Man:LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FAT WENCH! ARRRRGGGH!
Momma Robotnik ties up the Man.
Momma Robotnik: OH IVOOOOOOO!
Eggman comes out
Eggman:I THOUGHT YOU TOLD ME TO GO TO BED!
Momma Robotnik:Yeah, but first, I want you to meet your future daddy! STEVE! we're both gonna live with you once we get married!
Scratch:*bonks Grounder on the Head* WAY TO GO DRILL BRAIN!
Eggman:NOOOOOOOOO!
Steve: I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE! LET ME OUT!
Momma Robotnik: NO! YOU'RE STAYING HERE FOREVER!
Steve: THAT'S IT! I MUST CALL THE COPS!
So he does!
Cops: Is there a Momma Robotnik here?
Momma Robotnik: That would be me!
Cops: Yer under arrest for disturbing the peace!
Eggman: WOOHOO!
The cops drag Momma Robotnik back to the insane asylum.
Grounder:So....what should we do with "Steve?"
Scratch:Uhmmmm......
Steve:GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRR-----
He breaks free from the ropes.
Grounder:That is one pissed off man......
Eggman:Now Steve, calm yourself down....
Steve:Calm.....down? I'LL CALM DOWN ALLRIGHT! AND I'LL TAKE OVER YOUR HOUSE AS WELL!
He beats up Eggman, Scratch and Grounder and throws them in the basement.
Eggman:WHY DID YOU BRING THAT GUY IN?
Scratch:IT WAS GROUNDERS IDEA!
Grounder:HE'S RIGHT IT WAS! Now....Eggman, when are we gonna get promoted for getting rid of your mom...?
Eggman:When will you get promoted?.......NEVER NOW THAT WE'RE STUCK IN A WORSE SITUATION!
Scratch:I told you it was a trick, Grounder!
Grounder:.......ehhh.....HELP? PLEASE???????

THE END???