Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Miscellaneous Sonic Fanfics by TDL ❯ Momma Robotnik:OH BOY! A HOUSE! ( Chapter 6 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Momma Robotnik:OH BOY A HOUSE! by Dyl, Alex, and Vlad

Shows Eggman, Scratch, and Grounder, at the mall. Scratch and Grounder are playing video games there.
Grounder:SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE THIS YOU WUSSIE WOMBAT!
He accidentally drills the machine, thus breaking it
Grounder:Whoops....my bad......
Employee:*glares at Grounder*
Grounder:HE DID IT! *points to Scratch*
Meanwhile, Eggman is looking at clothes.
Eggman;Hmmmm.....none of these seem to fit me....
but then....
???:IIIIIIIVOOOOOO!
Eggman:Wait.....I know that voice.....it's....oh shitt.....MY MOMMY!
Momma Robotnik:HELLO SONNY BOY!
Eggman:Why arent you at the insane asylum?
Momma Robotnik:Well, part of it exploded, so the patients get the week off!
Eggman:God.....why......
Momma Robotnik: Ohhhhh...IVO! These overalls would look DARLING on you!
People start laughing at Eggman.
Eggman:MOMMY! QUIT EMBARASSING ME!
Momma Robotnik:Now Ivo, i want you to put this bunny rabbit costume on!
Eggman:.......NO!
Momma Robotnik;PUT IT ON OR I'LL KEEP BOTHERING YOU!
Eggman:......
Eggman goes in the dressing room and puts the bunny costume on. he comes out, with people laughing at him.
Momma Robotnik: Oh Ivo....you look SO adorable! *pinches his cheeks* you can wear those for pajama's tonight!
Then, Vlad comes in!
Vlad: Woah, Eggman wearing bunny pajamas!
Eggman: .......Don't you even dare!
Then, Vlad burst out laughing!
Vlad: This is too funny! HAHAHA!
Scratch: Wait! I though you were actually more of a mean and serious-type person!
Vlad: YOU DUNCEBOT! In fanfics I'm more of a comedy-type person! *Looks at his watch* Woah, I have to host "Win a House" gameshow! Gotta go! *Leaves*
Eggman: Hmmmmm.....Hey Scratch! Grounder!
Grounder: Yes, your big bottomness!
Eggman: How about you guys will win a house on that gameshow, we could lock her in there!
Scratch & Grounder: GOT IT!
So, they go on that gameshow
Vlad: Okay Scratch and Grounder, to win a house, what country am I from?
Scratch: Estonia?
Vlad: CORRECT! YOU WON A HOUSE!
So meanwhile when they've got their prize!
Eggman: YOU SMART ROBOTS FINALLY DID SOMETHING RIGHT!
Momma Robotnik:IVO! TIME FOR DINNER!
Eggman:COMING MOMMY!
Eggman gets to the dinner table.
Momma Robotnik:NOW SIT DOWN, EAT YOUR BRUSSEL SPROUTS, AND SHUT UP!
Eggman:WAIT! First of all, i have something to give you...
Momma Robotnik: OH GOODY! MY BABY BOY GOT ME A PRESENT! WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT?
Eggman;First of all, put his blindfold on...
She does so
Eggman:Now i'll take you to your "Present"
Momma Robotnik: Oh boy I certainly cant wait!
Eggman:....Neither can I!
Eggman takes the blindfolded Momma Robotnik outside the house, and they keep going until they reach a metal house.
Momma Robotnik:ARE WE THERE YET?
Eggman:YES WE ARE!
He pushes Momma Robotnik inside the house, then locks her in there.
Momma Robotnik:CAN I TAKE MY BLINDFOLD OFF NOW?
Eggman:YES!
Eggman quickly runs back to his own house.
Eggman:GREAT JOB BOYS! I couldnt have done it without you! I trapped my STUPID mommy inside that house you boys won!
in the house.....
Momma Robotnik: OH, IVO! THIS IS SUCH A WONDERFUL HOUSE YOU GAVE ME! LETS DEMOLISH YOUR CURRENT HOUSE AND MOVE IN HERE! Huh? IVO! Ivo, where are you?
Meanwhile....
Grounder:I dont think putting your mom in that house was such a good idea, Doctor.....
Scratch:STOP BEING A SISSY GROUNDER!
Grounder:No, my point is you put her in a normal, ordinary house like this one! Cept it aint on the mountains. So maybe we should gas the place!
Eggman:THATS AN ASTOUNDING IDEA GROUNDER! Now, Grounder, go out there and Gas the metal house!
Grounder:ME?
Eggman:YES YOU! Your the one with the "gas attack"
Then, Grounder goes near the house and farts all over it!
Eggman: NOT THAT KIND OF GAS ATTACK YOU IDIOT!
Grounder: I never knew I could do that!
Meamwhile...
Momma Robotnik: YUCK! WHAT'S THAT HIDEOUS SMELL? IVO! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Eggman:Ehhhh........I'M IN THE BACKYARD! DIGGING FOR CHAO FOSSILS!
Momma Robotnik:WELL COME IN HERE AND DISCUSS THE PLAN TO DESTROY YOUR HOUSE!
Eggman;DESTROY MY HOUSE???? HEY!
Momma Robotnik:This house is SO much better, so i insist living in here!
Eggman:......Why couldnt you boys win a house infested with man-eating cockroaches?
Scratch:SORRY! We never thought of that....
Grounder: Hey Eggman, why don't you go on Win A House and win that house you really want?
Eggman: Never thought of that, I'll do it!
Vlad: Welcome to Win A House! Ok Eggman, for a chance to win a house, here is the question!What kind of underwear do you wear? Boxers or briefs?
Eggman: Eh, boxers?
Vlad: CORRECT! You wear the blue boxers and I have them right here!
Vlad shows the blue boxers and audience laugh!
Eggman: Give me that! (Takes away the blue boxets)
Vlad: Okay, Eggman, you win The Bucket of Electric Eels!
Vlad tosses the bucket of electric eels to Eggman and they electrocute Eggman!
Vlad: The Electric Eels are sponsored by "Electric Animals" corporations!
Eggman: HEY! What about the house infested with man-eating cockroaches?
Vlad: Sorry. Not all the contestants win a house, they win random prizes which are sponsored by "Binky The Clown Show", "Electric Animals", etc. If you want to win a house, you have to come over again!
Eggman: THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO GET YOU!
Vlad: UH! UH! UH! I have a pencile eraser! (Takes out the giant pencil eraser) And I'm not afraid to use it!
Eggman: Eh, how about I'll do something for you so I could get that man-eating cocroaches infested house?
Vlad: Hmmmm, DEAL!
Eggman: Ok, what should I do?
Vlad: You have to do 3 things for me! 1. Go to USA and bring me some AoStH tapes! 2. Repair The Fanfiction.net so I could post my newest fic! and 3. Buy me a Dreamcast with an American version of Sonic Adventure 2 and don't forget the SA1 one!
Eggman (Groan): Okay!
Vlad: If that's too much for you, just upgrade my PC, okay?
Eggman: All Right!
Well, I guess I'll go over to the USA now!
So he goes there.
Eggman: Hmm... where would I find DC2? Blockbuster Video? Let's see what that is!
So he goes to Blockbuster.
Eggman: Excuse me...
Manager: HEY! You look like Eggman from the Sonic games!
Eggman: Whatever... I just want to buy a Dreamcast and SA1 and SA2 for this kid in Estonia!
Manager: Okay... that'll be $200!
Eggman: Hmm... Vlad did give me some Estonian money...
He gives the manager Estonian money.
Manager: Sorry, but we only accept American money!
Then, Eggman comes back!
Vlad: Well?
Eggman: they didn't except Estonian Money there!
Vlad: Are you deaf? I told you you could just upgrade my PC if you don't want to buy the Dreamcast!
Eggman: Okay, I'll upgrade your PC!
Vlad: hmmm, Eggman, I was thinking! You could have the house with man-eating cockroaches or you might do something stupid with my PC!
Eggman: Why thank you!
Eggman goes back with the house!
Eggman:MOMMY!
MommaRobotnik:WHAT?
Eggman:I got another house for you.....
Momma Robotnik:IS IT BETTER THAN THIS ONE?
Eggman;DAMN RIGHT!
MommaRobotnik:.......I'LL MOVE INTO THAT ONE IF THIS HOUSE GETS DEMOLISHED!
Eggman: DAMN! Hey boys! Can you destroy this house?
Scratch:WE CANT! IT'S METAL!
Eggman:NO BUTS! DESTROY IT!
Grounder tries to destroy the house with drill, but it hurts him!
Grounder: OUUUUCHHHHHH!!!!!
Eggman: QUIT BEING A BABY!
Grounder:I cant help it.....
Eggman:*Groan*....FINE! THEN I'LL DESTROY IT!
he gets into his robot and blows up th house.
MommaRobotnik:IVO, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
Eggman:Well, some people from Osama bin Ladens organization al-qaida came and destroyed your new house, so I'm afraid you'll hafta live in the new one!
Momma Robotnik:Hmmmm....OK!
She walks into the Roach-infested house.
Then, the roaches get all over Momma Robotnik!
Momma Robotnik: OUCH! IVOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Eggman: I'm ignoring her this time!
Scratch: Me too!
Grounder: Me three!
Momma Robotnik: GET ME OUT OF HERE IVO, OR I'LL GROUND YOU FOR 100 MILLENIUMS! IVO! IVO!!!!!!!!!!!
Roach: Would you shut up? We're trying to have a party here!
Momma Robotnik: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK, YOU COCKSUCKERS!
Grounder:No......
Scratch:huh?
Grounder:I'M COMING!
Eggman:GROUNDER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Grounder:I just cant stand watching someone die......
He goes over to momma robotnik
Eggman:GROUNDER DONT!
Grounder:I'm sorry doctor!
He uses his farting attack on all the roaches
Cockroach:AHHHHHH!!!! IT SMELLS! RETREAT!
All the roaches run off.
Roach:WAIT A MINUTE! What the hell are we running from? WE CAN KILL THIS BOT!
Cockroach:YEAH! LETS Do-----
All:THE SUPER ROACHOMATIC!
then all the cockroaches fuse into one giant bloodthirsty roach.
Grounder:HOLY SHITT!
Eggman:WHAT THE HELL?
SuperRoachomatic:NOW--------YOU'RE NEW HOME IS IN MY GUT!
He eats Grounder
Scratch:GROUNDER!
Eggman:He may have been a dopey duncbot, but i made him! YOU! YOU WILL PAY!
He gets in his EggOmatic, and it unleashes poison missiles at the SuperRoachomatic.
SuperRoachomatic:ROOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!
He knocks the missiles away, then slashes the EggOmatic.
Eggman:NOOOOOOO!!!
SuperRoachomatic:NEXT ON THE MENU-HARD BOILED EGG!
He eats eggman.
Scratch: OH NO! IT'S UP TO ME NOW TO STOP HIM!
MommaRobotnik:YOU! SPIT OUT MY SON, NOW!
SuperRoachomatic spits on MommaRobotnik, therefore sticking her to the ground.
MommaRobotnik:GET THIS FILTH OFF ME!
Scratch:......I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU GIANT ROACH! GIVE ME WHAT YOU GOT! I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN IN 2 MINUTES!
SuperRoachomatic: READY TO DIE, CHICKEN SHITT?
Scratch: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!
SuperRoachomatic: A CHICKEN SHITT!
He eats Scratch!
Inside SuperRoachomatic's body...
Eggman: DAMN! I KNEW YOU ROBOTS WERE GOOD FOR NOTHING, AS ALWAYS!
Scratch: Well, we really hate to say it...
Grounder: ...but it's all up to your mom!
Eggman: MOMMY! PLEASE HELP US IF YOU CAN HEAR US! I TAKE BACK ALL OF THE NASTY THINGS I SAID ABOUT YOU!
Momma Robotnik: How about some bug spray, roach?
SuperRoachomatic: BRING IT ON!
MommaRobotnik starts to spray SuperRoachomatic
SuperRoachomatic:HAHA! LIKE THAT HURT!
MommaRobotnik: OH YEAH? TASTE MY FLYY SWATTER WHY DONT YOU?
She whacks SuperRoachomatic with a fly swatter, but he holds it back
SRM:TAKE THIS!
He smacks MommaRobotnik with the swatter, therefore flattening her!
MommaRobotnik:....OWCH!
SRM:Now.....for the Tour de Force!
he puts his arms together, and it forms a giant laser cannon.
SRM:ANY LAST WORDS???
MommaRobotnik:....YES! MommaRoachomatic is going to come over right now!
SRM: WHAT???
Then, MommaRoachomatic comes in!
MRM: YOUNG MAN! Release Mrs. Robotnik right now! Or I'll make you take a bath!
SRM: OKAY MOM! (Groans and releases Momma Robotnik)
Momma Robotnik: Now spit out my Ivo and his duncebots!
SRM: I CAN'T!
MRM: WHY?
SRM: Because they are stuck in my belly and there is no way we could get them out! Unless, if I would poop them out!
MRM:SPIT THEM OUT OR ELSE-----
SHe turns her arms into one giant laser cannon, and it targets SRMs head.
SRM:You wouldnt dare....
BLOOM!
she just blew SRM's head off, and we see Eggman, Scratch, and Grounder crawl out.
Eggman:WHAT HAPPENED?
MommaRobotnik:IVO! I'M SO GLAD YOUR ALLRIGHT!
She hugs Eggman and starts kissing him.
Eggman;OW! STOP IT MOMMY
Momma Robotnik: ALL RIGHT IVO! TIME TO TAKE YOUR BATH!
Eggman: THIS IS UNFAIR!
Momma Robotnik: Just shut up and turn on the water!
Eggman: GRRRR... next time I'll let those cockroaches kill her!
Momma Robotnik: I HEARD THAT IVO! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A MILLENIUM!
Eggman: ARGHHHH!!!!! I HATE THAT MOM OF MINE!

THE END???????????