Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Miscellaneous Sonic Fanfics by TDL ❯ Momma Robotnik's Momma ( Chapter 7 )
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By: Twilight Double Leader 
THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING MOMMMA ROBOTNIK FANFIC! I PROMISE!!!!!! After this, it's back to stupid Sonic Humour ^_^
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.01.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 273 | Status: Completed
THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING MOMMMA ROBOTNIK FANFIC! I PROMISE!!!!!! After this, it's back to stupid Sonic Humour ^_^
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.01.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 273 | Status: Completed
Adventures of MOMMA Momma Robotnik! (or Grandma Robotnik) by Dyl and Alex
One day, Momma Robotnik had yet again been released from the insane asylum!
Momma Robotnik: HURRAY! TIME TO TORMENT MY SONNY BOY SOME MORE!
So she goes to Eggman's house!
Eggman: OH NO! NOT MY MOMMY AGAIN!
Momma Robotnik: I'M BACK IVO! NOW GO TAKE YOUR BATH!
Eggman: YOU JUST GOT HERE!
Momma Robotnik: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME!
Meanwhile, at ANOTHER insane asylum...
Doctor: Well Grandma Robotnik, your time here is up! You are free to go!
Grandma Robotnik: HURRAY! NOW I CAN TORMENT MY DAUGHTER AGAIN!
so she goes to Eggmans house
Grounder:Hey Eggman! Whos that old lady?
Eggman: Old lady?
he looks out the window, and the doorbell rings
Momma Robotnik:IVO YOU STAY PUT!
she opens the door.
Grandma Robotnik:.....hello, Velma(i made that name up)....
MommaRobotnik:.......M-MOMMY!
Eggman:*gasp*Its----
Scra tch:Holy crap, i never knew that Eggman still had a GRANDMA!
Eggman:Gr-Granny!
Grandma Robotnik:Huh? Oh, is that your boy, IVO?
Momma Robotnik:YES HE IS!
Grandma:.....looks kinda chubby to me......and back in my days, chubby people were often EATEN by anorectic people who couldnt handle anorexia anymore....
Eggman:*groan*....here comes another one of Grannys dull stories....
Grandma Robotnik: Enough stories for now... time to take a bath, Velma!
Momma Robotnik: EXCUSE ME?! I was just going to give my sonny boy a bath!
Grandma Robotnik: Well in my day, we didn't appreciate dirty ladies, so get into that tub!
Momma Robotnik: STOP TREATING ME LIKE A BABY, MOMMY!
Grandma Robotnik:WHAT? YOUR GROUNDED!
Momma:NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Grandma then throws Momma in the basement.
Momma:ARGH!
Grandma:AND DONT COME OUT UNTIL YOUR MY AGE.....3,977!
Grounder: Damn....she's old!
Eggman:Yes....yes....YES! THERE IS A GOD!
Grandma:EXCUSE ME? "GOD"? IT SHOULD BE GOSH YOUNG MAN!
Eggman:....oh well...at least she took care of my mommy....
Scratch:Jeez....i have a feeling she could be worse than Momma Robotnik....
Grandma:Now, Ivo......please take all my panties to the Dry Cleaners!
Eggman:.....How many are there?
Grandma Robotnik: 5,000!
Eggman: Geez, do you have a life?
Grandma Robotnik: DON'T TALK BACK TO YOUR GRANDMA LIKE THAT!
So a lot of time passes as Eggman washes Grandma Robotnik's panties...
Grandma Robotnik: GREAT! Now I want you to put them on for me!
Eggman: Can't you do it yourself?
Grandma Robotnik: LOOK AT MY BODY! IT'S AN OLD BODY THAT CAN'T FUNCTION VERY MUCH! NOW PUT THEM ON!
Eggman: (to himself) Man, my grandma could be worse than Momma Robotnik!
Meanwhile, we go to Momma Robotnik in the basement...
Momma Robotnik: I HATE THAT STUPID MOMMY OF MINE! I will send her back to the insane asylum! But of course, I also have to deal with my sonny boy! Now I'm going to find someone who can take care of Grandma Robotnik, and I mean that in a way...
So she calls Dyl!
Momma Robotnik: Hello Dyl, you don't mind if I interrupt, do you?
Dyl: Huh? Who is this? I was just looking at the best hentai on the Internet, and now a phone call is interupting me!
Momma Robotnik: I'm Eggman's mommy... aka Momma Robotnik! Can you get rid of my mommy for me?
Dyl: WHOA! Eggman has a grandma?
Momma Robotnik: YES HE DOES! Now find some way to bring my mommy back to the insane asylum!
Dyl: I'll be right there...
Momma Robotnik: GOOD!
She hangs up.
Dyl: ...as soon I finish looking at this nude picture of Videl which some say takes almost an hour to load!
*elevator music plays*
Dyl;HURRY UP AND LOAD MY DAMN HENTAI YOU PIECE O SHITT!
Alex:....ya know....itd be EASIER if you just went there while the thing is loading!
Dyl:.....why the hell didnt i think of that? THANKKS BUD!
he runs off
Alex:....probably cuz yer a nitwit...Hmmmm....might as well toy with his computer...
he walks up to the computer, but he gets fried by lasers
Computer:ACESS DENIED! ONLY DYL MAY USE THIS COMPUTER!
Alex: Ow........my ass......
Dyl then appears at Eggmans house.
Dyl:Hmmm....gotta take care of Eggmans grandma...
So Dyl goes over to Grandma Robotnik's!
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
Grandma Robotnik: A caller at THIS hour? Now dial 9, then 1, and when I say so, dial 1 again!
Eggman: Relax Grandma, it's the door, not the phone!
Eggman answers it and sees Dyl disguised as a guy from Publishers Clearing House!
Dyl: Hello, I'm Dick Clark from Publishers Clearing House! Is there a Grandma Robotnik here?
Eggman: GRANDMA! IT'S FOR YOU!
Dyl: Congratulations Grandma Robotnik! You won $1,000,000!
Grandma Robotnik: WOW! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! NOW I CAN GO TO PARADISE!
She and Dyl walk outside, while Eggman shuts the door.
Eggman:Guess I can tell my mommy that her mommy is gone!
he unlocks the basement door
Momma:HUH?
Eggman:MOMMY! COME ON OUT!
Momma: OH BOY! IVO, YOU SAVED ME!
she hugs and kisses Eggman
Eggman: OW! QUIT IT MOMMY!
Momma:Now....time for you to eat your brussel sprouts
Eggman:BUT MOMMY!
meanwhile....
Grandma:WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET THERE SOON PENIS CLARK?
Dyl:Its dyl---errr DICK clark.....and WE'RE HERE!
Grandma:FINALLY! ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD!
She runs past a fence, then Dyl closes it.
Dyl:....HAHA! YOU FELL INTO A TRAP! *shrugs then walks away*
Grandma:What the?
Person:Good....yer back....
Grandma: OH NO! I'M BACK AT THE INSANE ASYLUM! ARRRRGGHHHH!!!! I HATE THAT FANFIC WRITER!
Dyl goes back to his house.
Dyl:Now to see if that Videl pic finally loaded.....WHAT THE HELL?
Alex:I didnt do it.
a picture that says "U WERE TRICKED, THERE IS NO HENTAI PIC OF BIDERU!" appears on the screen
Dyl:.......NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I WAITED THIS LONG FOR IT TO LOAD.......I HATE THIS WEBSITE!
Alex:...and i hate those stupid lasers you activated into the computer....WHOOPS!
Dyl:WHAT?
back to eggmans house
Momma Robotnik: Now come on Eggman! We're going to the store to try on bunny slippers!
Eggman: BUT MOMMY, THOSE ARE FOR GIRLS!
Momma Robotnik: YOU'RE GOING TO TRY THEM ON AND THAT'S FINAL!
Grounder: COOL! Do they really make Final Fantasy slippers?
Eggman: BE QUIET GROUNDER!
Shows Momma Robotnik, with Eggman locked up into a shopping cart, at wal mart
Eggman:MOMMY! I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIZNIT!
Momma Robotnik:....WANT ME TO SMACK YOU?
Eggman:....no......
Dyl:So....uhmmmm....THE END????
One day, Momma Robotnik had yet again been released from the insane asylum!
Momma Robotnik: HURRAY! TIME TO TORMENT MY SONNY BOY SOME MORE!
So she goes to Eggman's house!
Eggman: OH NO! NOT MY MOMMY AGAIN!
Momma Robotnik: I'M BACK IVO! NOW GO TAKE YOUR BATH!
Eggman: YOU JUST GOT HERE!
Momma Robotnik: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME!
Meanwhile, at ANOTHER insane asylum...
Doctor: Well Grandma Robotnik, your time here is up! You are free to go!
Grandma Robotnik: HURRAY! NOW I CAN TORMENT MY DAUGHTER AGAIN!
so she goes to Eggmans house
Grounder:Hey Eggman! Whos that old lady?
Eggman: Old lady?
he looks out the window, and the doorbell rings
Momma Robotnik:IVO YOU STAY PUT!
she opens the door.
Grandma Robotnik:.....hello, Velma(i made that name up)....
MommaRobotnik:.......M-MOMMY!
Eggman:*gasp*Its----
Scra tch:Holy crap, i never knew that Eggman still had a GRANDMA!
Eggman:Gr-Granny!
Grandma Robotnik:Huh? Oh, is that your boy, IVO?
Momma Robotnik:YES HE IS!
Grandma:.....looks kinda chubby to me......and back in my days, chubby people were often EATEN by anorectic people who couldnt handle anorexia anymore....
Eggman:*groan*....here comes another one of Grannys dull stories....
Grandma Robotnik: Enough stories for now... time to take a bath, Velma!
Momma Robotnik: EXCUSE ME?! I was just going to give my sonny boy a bath!
Grandma Robotnik: Well in my day, we didn't appreciate dirty ladies, so get into that tub!
Momma Robotnik: STOP TREATING ME LIKE A BABY, MOMMY!
Grandma Robotnik:WHAT? YOUR GROUNDED!
Momma:NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Grandma then throws Momma in the basement.
Momma:ARGH!
Grandma:AND DONT COME OUT UNTIL YOUR MY AGE.....3,977!
Grounder: Damn....she's old!
Eggman:Yes....yes....YES! THERE IS A GOD!
Grandma:EXCUSE ME? "GOD"? IT SHOULD BE GOSH YOUNG MAN!
Eggman:....oh well...at least she took care of my mommy....
Scratch:Jeez....i have a feeling she could be worse than Momma Robotnik....
Grandma:Now, Ivo......please take all my panties to the Dry Cleaners!
Eggman:.....How many are there?
Grandma Robotnik: 5,000!
Eggman: Geez, do you have a life?
Grandma Robotnik: DON'T TALK BACK TO YOUR GRANDMA LIKE THAT!
So a lot of time passes as Eggman washes Grandma Robotnik's panties...
Grandma Robotnik: GREAT! Now I want you to put them on for me!
Eggman: Can't you do it yourself?
Grandma Robotnik: LOOK AT MY BODY! IT'S AN OLD BODY THAT CAN'T FUNCTION VERY MUCH! NOW PUT THEM ON!
Eggman: (to himself) Man, my grandma could be worse than Momma Robotnik!
Meanwhile, we go to Momma Robotnik in the basement...
Momma Robotnik: I HATE THAT STUPID MOMMY OF MINE! I will send her back to the insane asylum! But of course, I also have to deal with my sonny boy! Now I'm going to find someone who can take care of Grandma Robotnik, and I mean that in a way...
So she calls Dyl!
Momma Robotnik: Hello Dyl, you don't mind if I interrupt, do you?
Dyl: Huh? Who is this? I was just looking at the best hentai on the Internet, and now a phone call is interupting me!
Momma Robotnik: I'm Eggman's mommy... aka Momma Robotnik! Can you get rid of my mommy for me?
Dyl: WHOA! Eggman has a grandma?
Momma Robotnik: YES HE DOES! Now find some way to bring my mommy back to the insane asylum!
Dyl: I'll be right there...
Momma Robotnik: GOOD!
She hangs up.
Dyl: ...as soon I finish looking at this nude picture of Videl which some say takes almost an hour to load!
*elevator music plays*
Dyl;HURRY UP AND LOAD MY DAMN HENTAI YOU PIECE O SHITT!
Alex:....ya know....itd be EASIER if you just went there while the thing is loading!
Dyl:.....why the hell didnt i think of that? THANKKS BUD!
he runs off
Alex:....probably cuz yer a nitwit...Hmmmm....might as well toy with his computer...
he walks up to the computer, but he gets fried by lasers
Computer:ACESS DENIED! ONLY DYL MAY USE THIS COMPUTER!
Alex: Ow........my ass......
Dyl then appears at Eggmans house.
Dyl:Hmmm....gotta take care of Eggmans grandma...
So Dyl goes over to Grandma Robotnik's!
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
Grandma Robotnik: A caller at THIS hour? Now dial 9, then 1, and when I say so, dial 1 again!
Eggman: Relax Grandma, it's the door, not the phone!
Eggman answers it and sees Dyl disguised as a guy from Publishers Clearing House!
Dyl: Hello, I'm Dick Clark from Publishers Clearing House! Is there a Grandma Robotnik here?
Eggman: GRANDMA! IT'S FOR YOU!
Dyl: Congratulations Grandma Robotnik! You won $1,000,000!
Grandma Robotnik: WOW! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! NOW I CAN GO TO PARADISE!
She and Dyl walk outside, while Eggman shuts the door.
Eggman:Guess I can tell my mommy that her mommy is gone!
he unlocks the basement door
Momma:HUH?
Eggman:MOMMY! COME ON OUT!
Momma: OH BOY! IVO, YOU SAVED ME!
she hugs and kisses Eggman
Eggman: OW! QUIT IT MOMMY!
Momma:Now....time for you to eat your brussel sprouts
Eggman:BUT MOMMY!
meanwhile....
Grandma:WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET THERE SOON PENIS CLARK?
Dyl:Its dyl---errr DICK clark.....and WE'RE HERE!
Grandma:FINALLY! ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD!
She runs past a fence, then Dyl closes it.
Dyl:....HAHA! YOU FELL INTO A TRAP! *shrugs then walks away*
Grandma:What the?
Person:Good....yer back....
Grandma: OH NO! I'M BACK AT THE INSANE ASYLUM! ARRRRGGHHHH!!!! I HATE THAT FANFIC WRITER!
Dyl goes back to his house.
Dyl:Now to see if that Videl pic finally loaded.....WHAT THE HELL?
Alex:I didnt do it.
a picture that says "U WERE TRICKED, THERE IS NO HENTAI PIC OF BIDERU!" appears on the screen
Dyl:.......NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I WAITED THIS LONG FOR IT TO LOAD.......I HATE THIS WEBSITE!
Alex:...and i hate those stupid lasers you activated into the computer....WHOOPS!
Dyl:WHAT?
back to eggmans house
Momma Robotnik: Now come on Eggman! We're going to the store to try on bunny slippers!
Eggman: BUT MOMMY, THOSE ARE FOR GIRLS!
Momma Robotnik: YOU'RE GOING TO TRY THEM ON AND THAT'S FINAL!
Grounder: COOL! Do they really make Final Fantasy slippers?
Eggman: BE QUIET GROUNDER!
Shows Momma Robotnik, with Eggman locked up into a shopping cart, at wal mart
Eggman:MOMMY! I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIZNIT!
Momma Robotnik:....WANT ME TO SMACK YOU?
Eggman:....no......
Dyl:So....uhmmmm....THE END????