Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Miscellaneous Sonic Fanfics by TDL ❯ MY HOUSE IS GONE!!!!1 ( Chapter 8 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

MY HOUSE IS GONE! (aka Adventures of Coconuts the monkey) by Dyl, alex, and Vlad/Nacky Boy

allright, so one day, in Robotniks house, Coconuts the monkey was playing SNES.
Coconuts:STUPID MOTHER BWAIN! STOP IT! OW! DAMN YOU! I DIED AGAIN! ARRRGGHH!!! I'm beginning to hate "Super Metwoid".......
Shadow:What are you talking about? Super Metroid rules!
Coconuts:I HATE IT NOW! That god damn mother bwain keeps kiwwing me!!
Shadow:You mean "killing"
Coconuts:Sowwy, i wost one of my teeth......
then...
Eggman:COCONUTS! PLEASE REPORT TO MY BATHROOM IMMEDIATELY!
Coconuts goes to Robotniks bathroom.
Coconuts:You better not be constipated again...
Eggman:No no...different than that...Coconuts, you won't believe this, but I have picked you to defeat Sonic!
Coconuts: Weally? Me?
Eggman: Yeah, Scratch and Grounder are hooked to the Mobius Super Bowl, Rouge is at the mall buying bras, and we need to repair Shadow's Chaos Control technique! So it's your turn!
Coconuts: OH BOY! I WIWW FINAWWY PWOVE THAT I AM STWONG ENOUGH TO DEFEAT SONIC!
Eggman: Good, now get outta here and find that hedgehog!
Coconuts: You got it, siw!
Coconuts zooms off to Sonics house.
at Sonics house...
Sonic:Hey Tails! Did you see my FatGuy action figure?
Tails:WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU NEVER COLLECT ACTION FIGURES!
then...
*DING DONG*
Sonic:Wonder who that could be....
he opens the door.
Coconuts*disguised as Dick Clark*:Hi, I'm Dick Cwark of Pubwishers Cwearing House....CONWRATUWATIONS MR SONIC HEDGEHOG! YOU HAVE WON $1 MILLION!
Sonic: OMG! I CANT BELIVE IT! I WON A MILLION BUX!
Tails:Its a scam sonic....
Sonic:BE QUIET TAILS!
Coconuts:Heh.....FOOL!
Tails:Toldja
Sonic:Heeeeyyyyyyy.. ..you sound familiar.....
Coconuts: DUH! I'M COCONUTS, DR ROBOTNIKS MONKEY ROBO!
Sonic:You are? Damn. I thought you was my Grampa Max!
Tails: I knew it was Coconuts the way he was talking...
Coconuts: Now have a banana!
Sonic: No thanks!
Coconuts: You'we wejecting a banana chiwi dog?
Sonic: Changed my mind, YES!
Tails: NO! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!
Sonic: SHUT UP!
Then, Coconuts drops the banana and Sonic falls on it without even looking!
Coconuts: HA! I WIED! IT WASN'T A BANANA CHIWI DOG! JUST A PWAIN BANANA!
Sonic: OH YEAH? How about you face the wrath of my pokemon? I CHOOSE YOU, BINKY! *tosses pokeball* (NO I DONT WATCH THAT SHOW ANYMORE! I HATE IT NOW, NO OFFENSE TO POKEFANS!)
Binky comes out of the pokeball
Binky:HEYYYYYYYYYY MONKEY! HAVE A PIE IN THE FACE!
He tosses a pie in Coconuts' face
Coconuts: OH YEAH? HAVE A BANANA CWEAM PIE!
He tosses a pie in Binky's face
Binky:AHHHHHHH!!! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GOOD AT THROWNG PIES, DONCHA?
Binky and Coconuts constantly start tossing pies at each other.
Tails:Cool, food fight! *picks up a piece of chicken and throws it at binky and coconuts*
Sonic:WILL YOU 3 STOP THIS?
a fish is thrown in Sonics face
Sonic:THATS IT! OUT OUT OUT!
Then Binky, Coconuts, and Tails throw food at Sonic!
Sonic: THAT'S... IT... I... HAVE... HAD... IT...
Coconuts: C'mon! We wewe just pwaying!
Suddenly, Sonic turns into a super-sayiajin and attacks Coconuts, Binky, and Tails!
Tails: SONIC! I'M YOUR ALLY! CONTROL YOURSELF!
Sonic causes so much havoc, that Coconuts and Tails run out, and the house collapses on Binky, therefore killing him (no offense to binky fans). Sonic is still standing there, in gold form.
Tails:AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
He and Coconuts run off
Sonic:YOU BETTER RUN! YOU BETTER!
He calms down and goes back to normal sonic.
Sonic:What the----MY HOUSE! MY HOUSE IS GONE! Oh well, I'll just stay at station square's hotel until my house is rebuilt.
Tails:AHHHH!!! SONICS GONNA KILL US!
Coconuts:Ehh...not anymore.....he stopped when we started wunning, wemember?
Tails:So....what should we do now...?
Coconuts:Lets kick each others asses....Robotnik sent me to kill u and sonic anyways...
Tails:FINE! BRING IT ON!
Coconuts takes out some... coconuts.
Coconuts: THEY DON'T CAWW ME COCONUTS FOW NOTHING!
He throws the coconuts at Tails!
Tails: Oh yeah? Well feel the wrath of my tails because they don't call ME Tails for nothing!
He spins his tails very hard that it hits Coconuts!
Back with sonic....
Sonic is running towards a "Home Depot"
Man: Damn, he's fast!
Sonic:HEY! THEY DONT CALL ME "SONIC" FOR NOTHING!
He appears at home depot.
Sonic:Excuse me sir, I need a house repair kit!
Man: Ok.....why?
Sonic:Well, I got extremely pissed off at 3 guys goofing off in my house. I went super saiya-jin and accidentally knocked the house down in my rage!
Man:Riiiiiiiiight.....here.....this box here should help you!
Sonic:THANKS!
Sonic speeds off back to his demolished house.
Sonic:Now.....time to open this up and see the intstructions!
He opens it up, then out comes...
?????:REPAIRMAN MAN MAN MAN MAN!
Sonic:WHOA! Who the hell are you?
RepairMan:I am.....REPAIRMAN MAN MAN MAN MAN!
Sonic:Whatever....now can you magically fix my house?
RM:SURE!
He takes out a piece of wood and breaks it in half.
Sonic:HEY! I SAID REPAIR IT!
RM: OK!
Then, RM splits the house into two pairs!
Sonic: YOU MORON! I SAID FIX THE HOUSE! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX THINGS?
RM: Of course I do! Cause I'm... repair man man man man man...
Tails: Hey Sonic!
Sonic: NOW WHAT?
Tails: There's this new game show called "Win A House"! You could go on that show!
Sonic: Really? Well I'll try it out then!
RM: WAIT! Don't you want me to fix your house!
Sonic: Your services are no longer required here! NOW BEAT IT!
Sonic goes on "Win a House"! Then, Vlad (coauthor) appears!
Vlad: Hello, everyone! I'm Vlad "Nacky Boy" Tyagunovich! And welcome to "Win A House"!
Sonic: Hey! You are only 12 years old! You are too young to host a gameshow!
Vlad: This is a fanfic! Anything can happen! Now let's meet our contestant! It's that blue blur of speed, he is a SEGA mascot, he is Sonic The Hedgehog!
Sonic: That's me!
Vlad: Okay Sonic, if you will answer this question correctly, you might win a Super House! It has 2 stories, a swimming pool, and it comes with a free widescreen TV, SEGA Dreamcast, a DVD player and a Servo! Servo, the serving robot! He can clean the house, repair everything and even cook food! The Servo corporations is our No. 1 sponsor! Ready, Sonic?
Sonic: Ready!
Vlad: Ok, here's the question! Sonic, how many times do you go to the bathroom a year?
Sonic: Hmmm... 365?
Vlad: THAT'S CORRECT! Here's your prize!
Announcer: It's a spoon! This is no ordinary spoon! Look at how beautiful and stainless it is! This spoon is made of steel!
Sonic: HEY! You said I would win a house!
Vlad: WHOOPS! I must've lied! You have to keep coming back here and winning every game the whole month to win a house!
Sonic: ARGH!
Vlad: Well, I reccomend you to go on the other gameshow! Like "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" or "The Weakest Link"! You could win money there and buy your own house!
Sonic: Thanks!
Coconuts runs in.
Coconuts: OK! THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!
Sonic:HEY YOU GET THE HELLY HELLUVA HELL OUT OF HELL!
Coconuts:I'm here to kill you!
Sonic: JUST STOP! I ALREADY LOST MY HOUSE!

Coconuts: Good, now you can lose your life as well!

He throws very hard coconuts at Sonic, but just then, Ed from EENE appears and catches them!
Ed: COCONUTS!
Coconuts: BEAT IT! YOU'RE NOT IN THIS FANFIC!
Ed eats the coconuts. and gets a sore tooth!
Ed: OW! SORE TOOTH!
Coconuts: I SAID GET LOST!
Coconuts grabs Ed and throws him helluva far!
Coconuts: Now where were we? Oh yeah, I was going to kill the hedgehog!
But Sonic already fled!
Coconuts: IT'S ALL THAT KID'S FAULT!
Meanwhile, Sonic is going to try to win money to get a house on Jeopardy!
Alex Trebek: Ok Sonic, you have $25,000! Did you get FJ right?
Sonic: YES! I said "A hedgehog"
Alex Trebek: I'm sorry! I can't accept that!
Sonic: WHAT?
Alex Trebek: You were supposed to put it in the form of a question! YOU LOSE!
then Coconuts appears!
Coconuts:AH HA! FOUND YEH!
Alex T.:HEY! GET OUTTA HERE!
Coconuts fires a laser beam at Alex T, melting him into a puddle (no offense to JEOPARDY fans)
Sonic:HEY! YOU KILLED ALEX TREBEK!
Coconuts:I DONT CARE, NOW DIE!
Sonic: OH YEAH?
Sonic uses a homing attack on Coconuts.
Coconuts:AHHHHH! IT HUWTS IT HUWTS! ARRRGGHH!!!!
Sonic keeps beating up coconuts while C-nuts is running away back to Eggmans house!
Sonic:YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME!
They appear at the front of Eggmans lab.
Sonic:WHOA! Isnt this Eggmans house?
Coconuts:SURE IS!
He knocks on the door.
Eggman:LOOK I TOLD YOU I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN SUPPOSITORIES! LEAVE ME ALONE! Oh, its you.....
Sonic:HEY! A giant egg with clothes on!
Eggman:ITS YOU! THAT HEDGEHOG! COCONUTS, WHY DIDNT YOU KILL HIM?
Coconuts:...It's a rather long story...
Sonic then rushes into Eggmans house and destroys everything inside it!
Sonic:Well, my work is done!
He zooms off.
Eggman:WTF???
the house then collapses.
Eggman:NO! NOT MY HOUSE! ARGH!!!!! I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!!!
Coconuts: Can't you fix it?
Eggman: NO I CAN'T!
Coconuts: Hold on! I know a good game show you can go on! It's called "Win A House"!
Eggman: FINE I'LL GO!
So he goes on that show.
Vlad: Welcome to Win A House!
Eggman: HEY! You're too young to host this show!
Vlad: Doesn't matter! Now to win a house and all that other stuff, how many times a day do you go to the bathroom?
Eggman: Uh... 364?
Vlad: NO! IT WAS 365! YOU LOSE!
Eggman: ARGH!!!!!
Vlad: However, today's consolation prize was something that used to be won as a real prize!
Announcer: It's a spoon! And it's stainless steel!
So Eggman goes back home with his spoon!
Eggman: NOW WHAT THE HELL DO I DO WITH A SPOON?
Coconuts: I know! Wet's go to Ben and Jewwy's and eat ice cweam with it!
Eggman: SHUT UP COCONUTS!

THE END???????????