Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Miscellaneous Sonic Fanfics by TDL ❯ Sonic Goes Back to School ( Chapter 9 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

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Sonic goes back to School by Dyl Man and Alex930 (and some parts from Vlad)

One day, Sonic was relaxing and watching TV!
Sonic: HAHAHA! I love Let's Make A Deal! That Monty Hall is so sneaky!
Then suddenly, he got mail!
Sonic: What's this? (reads letter) "We regret to inform you that you never graduated 4th grade, so you have to go back!" WHAT? I HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL? OH NO!!!!!
Tails:Hey, whats up Sonic?
Sonic:I HAFTA GO BACK TO SCHOOL!!!!
Tails:...It's probably just a prank....
Sonic:No...LOOK!
Tails reads.
Tails:HOLY SHITT! YOU NEVER PASSED 4TH GRADE!
Tails starts laughing.
Sonic:WHAT?
Tails:Yer gonna be in my class!
Sonic:*groan*....
so on the big (yeah right) day....
Sonic:.....IF I HADNT BEEN DISTRACTED BY DR ROBOTNIK THESE PAST FEW YEARS, I WOULDNT BE HAVING THIS TROUBLE!
Tails:....Sonic....yer 16.......you've been 16 since you first fought Eggman.
Sonic:I WASNT TALKING TO YOU YA STUPID FOX WITH 2 ASSES!
Tails:Sorry....*murmurs*
then the bus comes.
Bus Driver:COME ON! GET IN!
Sonic:....MAKE ME!
Then an alien comes out.
Alien:GET IN OR PERISH! *points laser gun at sonic*
Sonic:Heh...I'll bet that isnt even a real---
*ZAP!*
Sonic (who is now pixie dust):---gun.
Tails gets a jar and puts sonics ashes into it, then walks into the bus.
Kid:HEY TAILS! I HEARD YA TEAMED UP WITH SONIC!
Kid:YO! Whats in the jar? Somethin for show and tell?
Tails:No....he's my friend, Sonic! some alien turned him into dust since he refused to get on the bus!
Sonic:.....I hope I turn back to a hedgehog sometime before class starts....
And now class has just started!
Teacher: Okay, when I call your names just say you're here! Tails Prower
Tails: HERE!
Teacher: Sonic Hedgehog! Is there a Sonic Hedgehog in this class?
Tails: Yes, he's in these ashes!
Then suddenly, Sonic emerges out of the ashes!
Teacher: YOU'RE LATE! TAKE A SEAT!
Sonic: WHOA! Now c'mon, I'm a world-famous hedgehog, and I've defeated the evil Dr. Robotnik, and...
Teacher: I SAID TAKE A SEAT, NOW!
So Sonic then makes a crap all over his chair!
Teacher: I SAID A SEAT, NOT A SHITT! 5 minutes in the corner!
Sonic: But that's pre-school stuff!
Teacher: NOW!
the teacher puts a dunce cap on Sonic and Sonic sits in the corner.
Sonic:Stupid @#%$ bitch ass lickin-----
Teacher:I HEARD THAT! GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!
Sonic:no
Teacher:I SAID YES!
She turns into a giant monster and clutches sonic.
Sonic:WHOA! EHMMMM....GOTTA GO!
Sonic runs really fast to the principals office.
Sonic:Hello prinicipal...Uhmmm....R?
then, the seat turns around, and Robotnik is sitting in it!
Robotnik:Hello, mr hedgehog!
Sonic: DR EGGMAN!
Robotnik:yes, thats me, but when I'm not trying to get all the chaos emeralds, I'm a principal at Mobius Elementary School!
Sonic:So....Uhmmm.....are you gonna give me a referral?
Robotnik:No...I'm gonna call your parents!
Sonic:...I dont have any....
Robotnik: Ok, then you'll get 2 weeks of detention!
Sonic:WHHHAAAAT?
Robotnik:Your detention begins tomorrow afternoon! SO long, and have a nice day!
e kicks Sonic out of his office. Sonic then goes back to the classroom.
Teacher:YOUR BACK! What took so long?
Kid:Whaddya mean long? he's only been gone for 5 minutes----
the teacher puts duct tape on the kid's mouth.
Kid:MMMMFFFF MFFFFF!
Teacher:Go over in that seat over there! (points to where tails is)
Sonic:Hang on....*MMMFFFF***
Teacher:NO NOT SHITT!
Sonic:Sorry....
Sonic walks over to Tails.
Tails:Hey Sonic! Too bad you missed the stripper!
Sonic:THERE WAS A STRIPPER HERE WHILE I WAS GONE?
Tails:Yeah, and she put on a show for us.......One of the kids here cummed his pants, so we call him CumBoy!
CumBoy (with his pants wet):HI! THAT STRIPPER WAS NIIICE!
Sonic*Shudders*
Tails: There's also this other kid named Mr. Erection!
Mr. Erection: HOLY CRAP! MY CROTCH IS GROWING!
Teacher: I think you need to go to the nurse...
Sonic: Hey teacher, why did you put a stripper in this room?
Teacher: (ignoring Sonic) Ok class, today I'm going to teach you how Mario saved the Princess from the evil clutches of Donkey Kong!
Sonic: HEY! I HATE MARIO! HE'S MY RIVAL!
Teacher: How would you know? He doesn't even go to your school!
Sonic: Um... can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Fine, but hurry up!
So he goes, and sees two custodians... who turn out to be Scratch and Grounder!
Sonic: WHAT THE? YOU GUYS WORK HERE TOO?
Scratch: That's correct!
Grounder: When we're not being villains, we work as custodians for a living!
Sonic: THIS IS REALLY GETTING OUT OF HAND!
Then, Sonic bumps into Shadow.
Sonic: SHADOW?! What are you doing here?
Shadow: I usually work here as a PE teacher?
Sonic: You work here?
Shadow: YEAH! Also, Nack works as a Math teacher!
Shows Nack in the Math room!
Nack: Okay bloke, what's 2+2?
Boy: Duuuuuhhhh, 5?
Nack: NO! IT'S 4! YOU GET AN F! AND GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY!
Shadow: He's also a school bully here!
Sonic: Jeez Louise, this is getting screwy! Are there more Sonic characters who work here?
Shadow: A lot of them!
Sonic: Like who?
Shadow: Well, Rouge the Bat teaches English class!
Rouge: Let's play a game kids! Each time you get a word correct, I'll remove parts of my clothes!
Sonic: Seems more like a strip poker class to me...
Shadow: Also, Coconuts teaches Science class!
Coconuts: Okay ewvweyone, wemembew not to mix these two liquids togethew!
Unfortunately, some really stupid kid did that, and everything explodes!
Coconuts: Go to the pwincipal's office!
Shadow: Also, Big The Cat is a teacher in the spelling class!
Big: Duuuuuh, okay kids, spell the word "dog"!
Some girl: D-O-G!
Big: No, it's Q-D-W!
Sonic: Eh, I've gotta go now! The Math class is about to start!
Shadow: Well, then see ya at the PE!
Nack: All right ya blokes! SIT YOUR BUTTS DOWN! Now, you, kid over there! What's 2 + 2?
Kid: HEY! YOU DIDN'T TEACH US HOW TO ADD YET!
Nack: I DON'T CARE YA BLOKE! Now tell me the answer!
Kid: 22?
Nack: NO! NOW GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY!
Kid: NEVER, YOU BIG BULLY!
Nack: Then you get an F!
Sonic: Hey, leave that kid alone!
Nack: Say, that bloke voice sounds familiar! SONIC?! THE HEDGEHOG BLOKE IS IN THIS CLASS?!
Sonic: That's correct! And you shouldn't bully around kids, especially as a teacher!
Nack: No way! You will go to the principal's office!
sonic: MAKE ME!
Nack: Okay! I've learned this move from Dragon Ball Z!
Nack fires a Kamehameha wave at Sonic, blasting him all the way to the principal's office!
Sonic: DAMMIT! This is the 2nd time I'm in the Principal's office!
Robotnik: Back again, Sonic?
Sonic: THIS IS SO UNFAIR! YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOUR ACCOMPLICES WORK HERE AS WELL!
Robotnik: It's always been our dream to work at school... since we really love teaching and bossing kids around!
Sonic: This makes no sense at all!
Robotnik: Hey, don't you have gym class now?
Sonic: YOU'RE RIGHT! I'LL GO THERE RIGHT NOW!
So he goes to gym class.
Shadow: ALL RIGHT EVERYONE! We're going to be playing volleyball! So pick your teammates!
Shadow: Sonic, Tails, CumBoy & Mr. Erection, you are Team 1! The others are Team 2! START THE GAME! (Blows a whistle)
Sonic: At least, this is better than the other classes!
Mr. Erection: AHHHHHHH! MY PENIS IS BIG!
Then Mr. Erection hits the volleyball using his penis and it flies out the window!
Shadow: For throwing the volleyball out the window, Team 2 automatically gets a point!
Sonic: Thanks a lot Mr. Erection!
Then, another volleyball is about to go towards CumBoy!
CumBoy: Hang on... I think I'm masturbating...
He wets his pants yet again!
Shadow: Another point for Team 2!
then the bell rings!
Shadow:HANG ON! its time for lunch!
so, Sonic, Tails, CumBoy, and MrErection go to the cafeteria.
Sonic:Ya got any chili dogs?
lunchlady:Nope. Todays special....MASHED FECES!
Sonic:WHHAAAAATTT?
She smashes feces on Sonic n co's trays.
CumBoy:WHADDYA GOT TO DRINK?
LL: PISS WATER!
She places cartons of urine on their trays.
LL:....It's Shigeru Miyamotos urine, the creator of mario! (no offense to any mario/zelda fans).
MrErection:GOT ANY JELLO???
LL:See Bill COsby....OVER THERE!
Sonic:So.....What kinda Jello ya got?
BillCosby:Well, all I have is Concrete Jello!
Sonic:......thats stupid.
BC:WATCH IT YOU STUPID GUNKY!
he 4 try to find a place to sit.
Tails:Hey, may we sit here please?
kid:NO WAY YOU LOSERS! ONLY POPULAR KIDS MAY SIT HERE!
Sonic: DAMN!
Mr Erection:HEY! I FOUND A SEAT!
Sonic:Huh?
He notices that the only empty seats are nearby really stupid, ugly kids (again, no offense to anyone).
Sonic: of all the seats available and we get stuck near a bunch of retards.
Really stupid Kid:Daaaaahhhhh......
Sonic:HEY! YOU GOT YER SALIVA ALL OVER MY FOOD!
CumBoy:YOU MEAN FECES!
Sonic:QUIET CUM PANTS!
then the stupid kid starts knawing on Sonics ears.
Sonic:HEY! STOP THAT!
Tails:...I dont think he can hear you, sonic....
Sonic: Um... I'm through with lunch! Let's just go to the next class and get away from these guys!
Tails: Our next class is spelling, now that's an easy one!
Big the Cat: Duhhh, hi everyone! I'm Big the Cat, and I'll teach you how to spell! Spell Froggy! Wait... Froggy... FROGGY! MY FROGGY IS MISSING! Duhhh, hold on kids!
An hour later when the kids have already left...
Big: Duhhh, I found my Froggy! HEY! Where did everybody go? Oh well, at least Froggy and I will be together!
Sonic: Hmm... next class is English!
Tails: HEY! Rouge the Bat is the teacher in that one!
Rouge:Now....what is a noun? CUMBOY!
CumBoy:It describes a person, place, thing or idea!
Rouge:CORRECT!
You know what she does....
CumBoy: Oh yeah....
MrErector:YEAH! Oh my.....
Sonic:*groan* not again.......why did we get stuck with these 2 perverts?
Rouge: Now I have one more article of clothing to take off! What is an adjective?
Mr. Erection raises his hand!
Mr. Erection: It describes stuff!
Rouge: CORRECT!
Just when she is about to take off her final article of clothing, the bell rings!
Rouge: Sorry, but we'll have to start over again tomorrow!
Sonic: DAMN! I WAS SO CLOSE TO SEEING A NUDE GIRL IN PERSON!
Tails: Oh, stop it! We have science next!
Coconuts: Hello ewvewyone! We're going to do a fun expewiment!
Sonic:...and what is this experiment?
Coconuts:FUSE CUM WITH BANANAS!
CumBoy: OOH OOH! I CAN DO THAT ONE!
Tails:Bananas? This is a crazy experiment....
then......
Sonic:HANG ON!
Coconuts:WHAT IS IT?
Sonic:....at first I thought we was supposed to be in that one lady teachers classroom all the time!
Coconuts:SO BE IT!
SOnic, Tails, CumBoy, and MrErection appear back at the lady's class.
Teacher:THERE YOU ARE! YOU 4 SKIPPING CLASS AGAIN???
Sonic:No.....
Teacher:ALL 4 OF YOU TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!
Robotnik: Well well, back again Sonic? And I see have Tails and 2 other weird kids! Well, it's time for the ultimate punishment... YOU ARE ALL SUSPENDED FOR A MONTH!
Tails: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
CumBoy: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mr. Erection: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sonic: YIPPEE!!!!!
T, CB, and ME: Huh?
Sonic: Now I don't have to go to school appear! I can live my normal life again!
Tails:But Principal Robotnik said for 1 month! You'll only have 1 month of freedom!
Sonic:Yeah right.....
So Sonic n co get on the bus.
CumBoy:HEY! can we spend the night at your house, Sonic?
Sonic:NO!
Mr Erection:PLEEEEEZE?????
Sonic:NO!
Tails:They have nowhere else to go.....
Sonic:I DONT CARE!
Mr Erection:I have Rouge in my backpack, and she said she'll teach us while we're suspended!
Sonic:....OK YOU CAN COME!
CumBoy: Dont worry bout me, I always cum!
Sonic: HEY, YOU'RE LYING! How could Rouge fit in your backpack? She'd be screaming and knocking it!
Mr. Erection: I duct-taped her mouth and her hands!
Sonic: Let's just go home...
So they go to Sonic's house!
CumBoy: Nice place!
Sonic: DON'T RUIN ANYTHING!
Amy:Hey guys! How was school?
Sonic:We got suspended for a month, so WE GET TO PARTAY AGAIN!
Amy:Who are these 2 guys?
CumBoy:Whoa.....sexy hedgehog.......here it comes again.....
MrErection: DITTO!!!
Sonic:HEY! What about Rouge?
CumBoy: Oh yeah, I forgot....
he goes into his bookbag.
CumBoy:AHHHHH!!!! WHERE IS SHE???
Sonic:JUST AS I THOUGHT! YOU WAS LYING!
CumBoy:NO! I REMEMBER HER BEING THERE BEFORE! WHAT HAPPENED???
Shows Rouge in English class
Rouge: Hey! I just had to make an action figure of myself, ok?
Back to where we are...
Mr. Erection: WE SHALL START THE SEARCH FOR ROUGE!
Sonic: Who cares about her? She's a villain anyway!
CumBoy: DON'T SAY THAT! OH CRAP, I THINK I WET MY PANTS AGAIN!
Amy:....I'll do it for you boys...
Sonic:*gulp* you will? COOL!
MrErection:ALL RIGHT! She aint as hot as Rouge, but she'll do for now!
Amy: ALL RIGHT ROUGE! COME ON OUT NOW!
Tails: Hey, maybe she got locked in the school!
Amy: Don't be silly, Tails! ROUGE! ROUGE!!!!!
Hours later...
Amy: COME ON ROUGE!
CumBoy: I'm tired, and I might have another wet dream!
Mr. Erection: MY PENIS IS STILL GROWING!
Rouge comes in.
Rouge:WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?
Amy:Me n you will put on a "show" for these boys...
Rouge:Ehhhh....
Sonic:HehHeh......
He gets a remote, causing all the doors and windows to be locked. then he eats the remote.
Mr Erection: OH BOY HERE IT COOOOOOOOOOOMES!
His thangy gets so big, it covers the entire house, and everyone else suffocated!

THE END????