Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Miscellaneous Sonic Fanfics by TDL ❯ SUPER EGGMAN ( Chapter 10 )
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By: Twilight Double Leader 
.....kinda like that AoStH episode, eh?
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.01.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 205 | Status: Completed
.....kinda like that AoStH episode, eh?
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.01.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 205 | Status: Completed
Super Eggman by Vlad, Dyl, and Alex
One day, Eggman couldn't think of anything!
Eggman: I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG! HE ALWAYS SPOILS MY PLANS!
Then, Vlad comes in!
Vlad: HEY EGGMAN!
Eggman: What do you want now, Estonian Kid?
Vlad: Just call me Vlad! Eggman, did you notice the title?
Eggman: What title?
Vlad: The title of a fanfic, you stupid! It's called "Super Eggman"!
Eggman: So?
Vlad: So, why don't you just collect the 7 Chaos Emeralds? You did gain Super powers when Coconuts spilled liquids on you in one of AoStH episodes! (that's true! That did happen!)
Eggman: Hey! That's not a bad idea! I'll go collect them!
Then, Coconuts comes by with a big liquid!
Coconuts: Coming thwough Eggman, this liquid I have to pouw fow my hot tub!
Eggman: Let me see that for a second!
He takes the liquid, and spills it on himself!
Coconuts: AHHHHH!!!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Vlad: Eggman, you ditz!
Eggman: What? You said that if liquid spills on me, I would get super powers, and I spilled the liquid on myself!
Vlad: Are you some kind of idiot? I told you you had to get all 7 of the Chaos Emeralds!
Eggman: ALL RIGHT ALREADY! I'LL GO NOW!
Then, Eggman starts playing Sonic & Knuckles and collected all the 7 Chaos Emeralds in the game!
Eggman: There! I collected them, now what?
Vlad smacks his face!
Vlad: YOU COMPLETE BUFFOON! You have to collect the REAL Chaos Emeralds!
Eggman: But where?
Vlad gets so angry, that he kicked Eggman all the way to the Floating Island! (Or sometimes known as Angel Island)
Vlad: I never knew I could kick fat people that hard! HEY ALEX! DYL MAN! How is Eggman doing on The Floating island aka the Angel Island?
Eggman: Hmmm... there's this really big ring!
He touches the big ring and lands in a special stage!
Eggman: Uh, what are all these blue and red spheres?
Vlad: You have to hit all the blue spheres for a Chaos Emerald!
Eggman: PERFECT!
He gets all the blue spheres, but then it goes faster, and then he needs one more blue sphere, but accidentally hit a red one!
Vlad: YOU DUMMY! YOU DON'T HIT THE RED SPHERES!
Eggman: It was going too fast!
Vlad: DO IT AGAIN! AND DON'T SCREW UP THIS TIME!
Egman jumps back into the ring, and is in the SpecialStage
Eggman:Only get the blue spheres....huh? Hmmm....wonder what these YELLOW orbs do.....
Eggman walks on the Yellow Sphere and he bounces across the board.
Eggman;WOOHOO! I'M GONNA GET AN EMERALD!
but instead he landed on....BUM BUM BUM! A RED SPHERE!
Vlad:NOW WHAT?
Eggman:I got on the Yellow orb and I landed on a Red one....
Vlad:*sigh*.......LET ME DO IT!
He jumps inside the ring.
Vlad succesfully got a Chaos Emerald!
Eggman: Woah, how did you do that?
Vlad: You dolt, I played this stage numerous times! Now you have 1 Chaos Emerald, the rest of it you could get it by yourself! Also, hurry up! This fanfic is getting weird! I'm outta here!
Eggman: All right, this time I won't fail!
Eggman gets almost all the blue spheres, but he hits a ball which sends him back, and he hits a red sphere again!
Vlad: YOU ARE AN IDIOT!
Eggman: It's not my fault!
Vlad:I HAVE HAD IT TO HELL WITH YOU, YOU FAT FUCKK!
Eggman:HO! YOU WANNA FIGHT?
Vlad:YEAH! I'LL KICK YOUR FAT ASS SO HARD, YOU'LL START TO "YOLK"
Eggman:BRING IT ON!
Vlad:YAAAHHHHHHH-----WHACK!
Vlad uses his super-turbo punch on Eggman.
Eggman:*with 'yellow' blood coming out of his nose*DAMN YOU! I'M BLEEDING! THATS IT!
He gets inside his EggOmatic and out comes a giant laser gun.
Eggman:NOW SAY GOODBYE EUTHIOPIAN KID!
Vlad:LIKE THATS GONNA KILL ME, AND I'M ESTONIAN, DAMN IT!
He kicks Eggmans laser blaster away
Eggman:ARRRRGGGHHH!!!
Vlad:IQ level of 300? Bullshit.....
Eggman:YOU! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS!
Eggman fires a big missile at Vlad!
Eggman: ENGUARDE, VLAD!
But it missed!
Vlad: Just look like I will have to reveal my true form!
Eggman: YOUR TRUE FORM?! YEAH RIGHT!
Vlad turns into a bat!
Vlad: FEEL THE WRATH OF VLAD THE BAT!
Eggman: HAHA! YER JUST A PATHETIC BAT!
Rouge: Ahem...
Eggman: Oh, uh... hi Rouge!
Rouge:HI????? LETS SEE IF YOU CAN DODGE SOMETHING THIS "HI"
She kicks Eggman in the stomach, causing lots of blood to come out of his mouth.She kicks him upside the Head, sending him flying...
Eggman:NO! I HATE THAT BAT!
Vlad:Thanks Rouge!
Rouge:Your welcome!
Vlad:Uhm.....Rouge?
Rouge:......NO!
Vlad:You dont even know what I want from you......
Rouge:YEAH HUH! YOU WANT MY PANTIES!
Vlad:No....actually I want your autograph! you are my second fave character, next to shadow!
Rouge:Kay, here
She gives Vlad her autograph
Vlad:THANKS!
meanwhile...
Eggman:AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
B ONK!
He lands back at his house
Eggman: Ow....crap....
Coconuts then spills chemicals on Eggman.....AND HE IS NOW SUPER!
Eggman:Huh? YES I FINALLY DID IT!
Coconuts:NOW YOU CAN DEFEAT SONIC!
Eggman:....yes, but first I'll go after some 12 year old twerp...VLAD!
He "flies" off
Coconuts:...Vlad? HEY! HE'S THE HOST OF "WIN A HOUSE!"
Eggman flies back to the floating island.
Vlad:What the---?
Eggman:I'M BACK!
Vlad:Whoa....you finally got the 7 emeralds....great job!
Eggman:.......HAIIIIIII------YAH!
he zooms up to Vlad and smacks him across the island.
Vlad:Ugghhhh.....WHY YOU----
He runs up to Eggman and punches him, but eggman flicks Vlad, causing him to get a major nosebleed
Vlad:AAAARRGGGH! DAMN, HE'S TOO STRONG!
???:I'll help you, Vlad!
Vlad;WOW! THANKS! But he's very powerful....
Eggman:WHAT THE? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Dyl:I AM DYL MAN!
Eggman: DYL MAN? WELL LETS SEE IF "DYL MAN" CAN KEEP UP WITH ME....EGGMAN!
Dyl:*gulp*....I'm gonna regret doing this....
he pokes Eggman in the butt
Eggman:AHHHHHH!!!!
he is then paralyzed
Dyl;NOW VLAD! NOWS YOUR CHANCE! GET HIM WHILE HE'S DOWN!
Vlad;Ok....what about you?
Dyl:...I'm gonna go shoot myself for sexually harrassing a GUY! SEE YA!
he runs off
Vlad drops an anvil on Eggman, therefore turning him back to normal!
Vlad: YOU ARE PATHETIC! And since you tried to kill me, I'll send you to the place where you could get tortured for all eternity!
Eggman: And what is that?
Vlad:....DUMMI BEAR CITY!!!
Eggman:WHAAAAAAAAT?
Vlad teleports Eggman to a place where teddi bears start singing...
Bears:SING THE HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY SONG!
Eggman:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He commits suicide.
Vlad: Okay, Eggman commited a suicide, now what? Oh, time to end this fanfic!
THE <crappy> END!
One day, Eggman couldn't think of anything!
Eggman: I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG! HE ALWAYS SPOILS MY PLANS!
Then, Vlad comes in!
Vlad: HEY EGGMAN!
Eggman: What do you want now, Estonian Kid?
Vlad: Just call me Vlad! Eggman, did you notice the title?
Eggman: What title?
Vlad: The title of a fanfic, you stupid! It's called "Super Eggman"!
Eggman: So?
Vlad: So, why don't you just collect the 7 Chaos Emeralds? You did gain Super powers when Coconuts spilled liquids on you in one of AoStH episodes! (that's true! That did happen!)
Eggman: Hey! That's not a bad idea! I'll go collect them!
Then, Coconuts comes by with a big liquid!
Coconuts: Coming thwough Eggman, this liquid I have to pouw fow my hot tub!
Eggman: Let me see that for a second!
He takes the liquid, and spills it on himself!
Coconuts: AHHHHH!!!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Vlad: Eggman, you ditz!
Eggman: What? You said that if liquid spills on me, I would get super powers, and I spilled the liquid on myself!
Vlad: Are you some kind of idiot? I told you you had to get all 7 of the Chaos Emeralds!
Eggman: ALL RIGHT ALREADY! I'LL GO NOW!
Then, Eggman starts playing Sonic & Knuckles and collected all the 7 Chaos Emeralds in the game!
Eggman: There! I collected them, now what?
Vlad smacks his face!
Vlad: YOU COMPLETE BUFFOON! You have to collect the REAL Chaos Emeralds!
Eggman: But where?
Vlad gets so angry, that he kicked Eggman all the way to the Floating Island! (Or sometimes known as Angel Island)
Vlad: I never knew I could kick fat people that hard! HEY ALEX! DYL MAN! How is Eggman doing on The Floating island aka the Angel Island?
Eggman: Hmmm... there's this really big ring!
He touches the big ring and lands in a special stage!
Eggman: Uh, what are all these blue and red spheres?
Vlad: You have to hit all the blue spheres for a Chaos Emerald!
Eggman: PERFECT!
He gets all the blue spheres, but then it goes faster, and then he needs one more blue sphere, but accidentally hit a red one!
Vlad: YOU DUMMY! YOU DON'T HIT THE RED SPHERES!
Eggman: It was going too fast!
Vlad: DO IT AGAIN! AND DON'T SCREW UP THIS TIME!
Egman jumps back into the ring, and is in the SpecialStage
Eggman:Only get the blue spheres....huh? Hmmm....wonder what these YELLOW orbs do.....
Eggman walks on the Yellow Sphere and he bounces across the board.
Eggman;WOOHOO! I'M GONNA GET AN EMERALD!
but instead he landed on....BUM BUM BUM! A RED SPHERE!
Vlad:NOW WHAT?
Eggman:I got on the Yellow orb and I landed on a Red one....
Vlad:*sigh*.......LET ME DO IT!
He jumps inside the ring.
Vlad succesfully got a Chaos Emerald!
Eggman: Woah, how did you do that?
Vlad: You dolt, I played this stage numerous times! Now you have 1 Chaos Emerald, the rest of it you could get it by yourself! Also, hurry up! This fanfic is getting weird! I'm outta here!
Eggman: All right, this time I won't fail!
Eggman gets almost all the blue spheres, but he hits a ball which sends him back, and he hits a red sphere again!
Vlad: YOU ARE AN IDIOT!
Eggman: It's not my fault!
Vlad:I HAVE HAD IT TO HELL WITH YOU, YOU FAT FUCKK!
Eggman:HO! YOU WANNA FIGHT?
Vlad:YEAH! I'LL KICK YOUR FAT ASS SO HARD, YOU'LL START TO "YOLK"
Eggman:BRING IT ON!
Vlad:YAAAHHHHHHH-----WHACK!
Vlad uses his super-turbo punch on Eggman.
Eggman:*with 'yellow' blood coming out of his nose*DAMN YOU! I'M BLEEDING! THATS IT!
He gets inside his EggOmatic and out comes a giant laser gun.
Eggman:NOW SAY GOODBYE EUTHIOPIAN KID!
Vlad:LIKE THATS GONNA KILL ME, AND I'M ESTONIAN, DAMN IT!
He kicks Eggmans laser blaster away
Eggman:ARRRRGGGHHH!!!
Vlad:IQ level of 300? Bullshit.....
Eggman:YOU! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS!
Eggman fires a big missile at Vlad!
Eggman: ENGUARDE, VLAD!
But it missed!
Vlad: Just look like I will have to reveal my true form!
Eggman: YOUR TRUE FORM?! YEAH RIGHT!
Vlad turns into a bat!
Vlad: FEEL THE WRATH OF VLAD THE BAT!
Eggman: HAHA! YER JUST A PATHETIC BAT!
Rouge: Ahem...
Eggman: Oh, uh... hi Rouge!
Rouge:HI????? LETS SEE IF YOU CAN DODGE SOMETHING THIS "HI"
She kicks Eggman in the stomach, causing lots of blood to come out of his mouth.She kicks him upside the Head, sending him flying...
Eggman:NO! I HATE THAT BAT!
Vlad:Thanks Rouge!
Rouge:Your welcome!
Vlad:Uhm.....Rouge?
Rouge:......NO!
Vlad:You dont even know what I want from you......
Rouge:YEAH HUH! YOU WANT MY PANTIES!
Vlad:No....actually I want your autograph! you are my second fave character, next to shadow!
Rouge:Kay, here
She gives Vlad her autograph
Vlad:THANKS!
meanwhile...
Eggman:AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
B ONK!
He lands back at his house
Eggman: Ow....crap....
Coconuts then spills chemicals on Eggman.....AND HE IS NOW SUPER!
Eggman:Huh? YES I FINALLY DID IT!
Coconuts:NOW YOU CAN DEFEAT SONIC!
Eggman:....yes, but first I'll go after some 12 year old twerp...VLAD!
He "flies" off
Coconuts:...Vlad? HEY! HE'S THE HOST OF "WIN A HOUSE!"
Eggman flies back to the floating island.
Vlad:What the---?
Eggman:I'M BACK!
Vlad:Whoa....you finally got the 7 emeralds....great job!
Eggman:.......HAIIIIIII------YAH!
he zooms up to Vlad and smacks him across the island.
Vlad:Ugghhhh.....WHY YOU----
He runs up to Eggman and punches him, but eggman flicks Vlad, causing him to get a major nosebleed
Vlad:AAAARRGGGH! DAMN, HE'S TOO STRONG!
???:I'll help you, Vlad!
Vlad;WOW! THANKS! But he's very powerful....
Eggman:WHAT THE? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Dyl:I AM DYL MAN!
Eggman: DYL MAN? WELL LETS SEE IF "DYL MAN" CAN KEEP UP WITH ME....EGGMAN!
Dyl:*gulp*....I'm gonna regret doing this....
he pokes Eggman in the butt
Eggman:AHHHHHH!!!!
he is then paralyzed
Dyl;NOW VLAD! NOWS YOUR CHANCE! GET HIM WHILE HE'S DOWN!
Vlad;Ok....what about you?
Dyl:...I'm gonna go shoot myself for sexually harrassing a GUY! SEE YA!
he runs off
Vlad drops an anvil on Eggman, therefore turning him back to normal!
Vlad: YOU ARE PATHETIC! And since you tried to kill me, I'll send you to the place where you could get tortured for all eternity!
Eggman: And what is that?
Vlad:....DUMMI BEAR CITY!!!
Eggman:WHAAAAAAAAT?
Vlad teleports Eggman to a place where teddi bears start singing...
Bears:SING THE HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY SONG!
Eggman:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He commits suicide.
Vlad: Okay, Eggman commited a suicide, now what? Oh, time to end this fanfic!
THE <crappy> END!