Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Miscellaneous Sonic Fanfics by TDL ❯ Sonic the Eggman ( Chapter 11 )

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Sonic the Eggman by Dyl Man

Allright, so one day Eggman was cooking himself...BREAKFAST!
Scratch:Greetings eggman!
Eggman:*murmur*
Grounder:You allright?
Scratch:He's fine, he just woke up....
Grounder:I see....
He pokes Eggman in the butt
Eggman:OW! GROUNDER!
Grounder:Sorry, just wanted to wake you up!
Eggman:DONT DO THAT AGAIN, OR ELSE I'LL SELL YOUR GUTS TO THE CAR FACTORY!
Eggman turns around, continuing to cook himself breakfast. Grounder gives Eggman the finger....huh?
Scratch:Grounder, what are you doing?
Grounder:Giving him the bird!
Scratch;idiot...you dont HAVE any fingers!
Grounder:Oh, thats right! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Eggman sets his breakfast on the table then eats it.
Grounder:WATCHA EATING? EGGS, MR EGGMAN?
Eggman:No, I'm eating Bacon!
Grounder:BACON? Might as well change your name to "BaconMan"
Scratch:He's called "Eggman" cuz he's so fat, he looks like an egg!
Grounder:Well, we can shape him up like Bacon and call him BaconMan!
Eggman:.....Dont even think about it....
Grounder;Sorry........
Eggman eats his breakfast, gets his clothes on, and stands near Scratch and Grounder.
Eggman:MEN! Atennnn----HUT
Scratch and Grounder:SIR YES SIR!
Eggman:Todays mission:We hunt down that short, blue, low life!
Grounder:HOORAY! WE'RE HUNTING FOR SMURFS! I LOVE THE SMURFS!
Eggman:QUIET! NO WE ARE NOT HUNTING SMURFS!
Grounder:Then what ARE we hunting down?
Eggman:....dont you remember...? OUR MAIN ENEMY! SONIC.....THE HEDGEHOG!
Grounder:Oh yeaaaahhhhh...HIM! I loaned him my watch last week!
Scratch:WE DONT CARE!
Eggman:Now.....LETS GO MEN! TO THE EGG-O-MATIC!
They get into Eggman's Egg-o-matic machine (as seen in pretty much all the Sonic games). it flies off.
meanwhile, somewhere down at Sonics house...
Sonic:Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......
Tails:Hey....sonic......SONIC ! WAKE UP!
Sonic:Yeah, Amy, I wanna see your headlights again.....
Tails:WAKE THE HELL UP!
Then, the Egg-O-Matic crashes into Sonics house.
Tails:What in the world???
He leaves the room, and see's.....
Tails:*GASP* EGGMAN!
Eggman:Well, there's Fox Boy....now we gotta find sonic!
Grounder:YA DAMN RIGHT!
He clutches Tails.
Grounder:WHERE IS SONIC????
Tails;HE'S IN HIS ROOM!
Scratch:GOT IT!
Eggman;WAIT!
Grounder:What?
Eggman:Before we kill Sonic......lets exterminate the fox.......
Grounder:COME ON! TAILS CANT DO ANYTHING TO US! Sonic can, though! mmm hmmm....SONIC IS OUR ENEMY!
Eggman:OF COURSE TAILS IS A THREAT TO US YOU IDIOT!
Tails then dissapears.
Scratch:Huh? Where'd the twerp go?
Then Tails comes out in.....THE CYCLONE!
Scratch:HOLY CRAP! TAILS RIDING A GIANT ROBOT!
Eggman:Dont worry.......his machine is just like mine.....ONLY WEAKER!
Tails:SILENCE EGGMAN!
Eggman:MAKE ME!
Tails:VOLKAN CANNON FIRE!
He fires a homing missile at the evil trio, but it misses and hits a wall instead.
Eggman:NYAH! YOU MISSED, WUSS!
Sonic comes.
Sonic:ALLRIGHT! WHATS GOING ON HERE?
Tails:SONIC! YOUR FINALLY UP! EGGMAN IS UP TO NO GOOD AGAIN!
Sonic:Again? *sigh* Eggman, get out of my house or else! Now's your chance to escape.....
Eggman:SISSY! YOU JUST DONT WANNA FIGHT!
Eggman gets back in his Egg-o-matic.
Eggman:FEEL THE WRATH OF MY EGG-MACE!
Then, 2 giant swinging Maces come out of the Egg-O-Matic, knocking some parts of the house down.
Eggman:SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TAKE CARE OF TAILS FOR ME!
Grounder:I DONT WANNA!
Eggman:WHY NOT?
Grounder:CUZ HE'LL KILL US!
Eggman:EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE! NOW KILL HIM!
Scratch:Your such a wuss, Grounder!
Scratch takes out an Egg and tosses it at Tails, but Tails targets the chicken egg, Scratch AND grounder, then fires.
BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Scratch:WHAT THE???
Grounder:LETS GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
they run, but the missiles hit them, thus blowing them apart (dont worry they're not dead....yet)
Grounder:Owie....my head......
Scratch:SHUT UP MY HEAD HURTS!
meanwhile we see Sonic and Eggman fighting. The "EggMace" starts swinging the maces at Sonic. Sonic dodges them
Eggman:ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
Sonic then attacks the EggoMatic
Eggman:YOU! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS!
He swings his mace at Sonic, but sonic uses a super dash, therefore tearing off the chain.
Eggman:NO!
Sonic then saws off the other mace.
Eggman:I WANT MY MOMMY!!!! Wait, NO I DONT!
Sonic:GIVE UP YET, EGGMAN?
Eggman:NONONONONONONONO! ARRRRRRGGGGHHH!!!
Sonic then uses a homing attack on the EggOmatic, and therefore the machine breaks down......AGAIN!!!
Eggman:NOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT AGAIN! AARRRRGGGHHHH!!! I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!
Sonic:You lose again, doctor! If only you could be in my shoes right now......
Eggman:AAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH-----WHAT THE??? "In your shoes?" HeeHeeHee-----
Sonic:Huh?
Eggman:Your gonna wish you kept your fat trap shut, sonic!
Sonic:What are you talking about?
Eggman then gets an evil look on his face.
Eggman:I just happen to have inherited this special power from a certain "DragonBall Z" character....
He opens up his mouth.....
Sonic:What in the hell........?
....and fires a giant energy beam from his mouth at Sonic
Eggman:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sonic:AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! !!!!!!!!
Tails:What the??? SONIC! I'M COMING!
his robot turns around, then walks over to the now unconscious sonic.
Tails:Sonic.....are you allright....?
Sonic gets back up.
"Sonic":Stupid little fox.....
Tails:Hey....I recognize that voice.....
"Sonic" uses a homing attack on Tails machine.
Tails:MY POWER IS FAILING!
"Sonic" continuously attacks Tails robot.
Tails:MY MACHINE HAS REACHED IT'S LIMIT!
then, BAM!
Tails:Sonic......why?
"Sonic":YOU IDIOT! I AM NOT SONIC!
Tails:Wha?
"Sonic":Im your rival....Dr Eggman!
Tails:WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Eggman(in sonics body) picks up the remaining pieces of Scratch and Grounder, and zooms off.
Eggman(Sonics body):SEE YOU AGAIN TAILS!
he leaves.
Tails is then weeping over the body that once was Eggman.....
Tails:....Sonic.....
the Eggman body gets back up.
Sonic(Eggmans body):huh? Tails, what happened? whoa! Either i just grew big or you shrunk!
Tails:Sonic.....here's what happened.....Eggman used a DBZ move on you, thus switching bodies.
Sonic(eggman):THAT NO GOOD LITTLE-----
Tails:This must be Eggmans newest plot to conquer Mobius!
Sonic:....Tails.......
Tails:Yeah?
Sonic:....Go down to the mystic ruins, and get the chaos emeralds!
Tails:What for?
Sonic:Remember my fight with Chaos? well, you said that our positive feelings can handle the emeralds TRUE powers!
Tails:Gotcha.....you wait right here, while I get the emeralds!
Tails gets into his airplane and flies off. Meanwhile, Sonic decides to get into the EggOmatic
Sonic:Hmmm....how do I work this thingy?
he presses a button, and it brings out 2 giant drills
Sonic:WHOA! COOL!
Meanwhile, Tails is flying towards Angel Island, where he see's Knuckles, laying on the floor, all beat up.
Tails:KNUCKLES! ARE YOU ALLRIGHT?
Knux:Hey Tails.......
Tails:WHAT HAPPENED?
Knux:well, looks like your friend Sonic wanted to take the chaos emeralds to rule the world! He attacked me and took them! Tails.....do you know why----
Tails:IT WAS EGGMAN!
Knux:Eggman?
Tails:Yeah....he used a special technique on Sonic, therefore switching bodies with him. I CANT BELIEVE EGGMAN TOOK THE EMERALDS!
Knux:I know......
Tails:Well, thanks Knuckles!
Knux:No probs!
Tails gets back in his plane and flies off.
Tails:I must find Eggmans house and get those 7 emeralds back! NOW!
His plane is flying through the sky. We then see Knuckles gliding along.
Tails:KNUCKLES!
Knux:Hey Tails! I decided to help ya!
Tails:Wow, thanks!
meanwhile, down at Eggmans lab...
Eggman (in Sonics body):Great, we now have the 7 emeralds!
Grounder(now repaired):ALLRIGHT! NOW BEGINS THE GLORIOUS ERA OF THE EMPIRE OF GROUNDER!
Scratch:Emipre of EGGMAN! Get it right!
The 7 emeralds swirl around Eggman(sonics body), and Eggmans (sonic)body turns gold.
Eggman:MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE DONE IT!
Grounder:HOORAY FOR "SUPER EGGMAN!"
Eggman:come, boys! Lets take over the world!
Grounder:YEAH!
they are about to leave, when...
???:STOP RIGHT THERE!
Eggman:huh?
Tails:GIVE US THOSE EMERALDS....NOW!
Eggman:Sure, here you go! I dont need them anymore!
Tails:Wha?
Eggman tosses the 7 emeralds to Tails and Knuckles.
Eggman:Make cereal out of them, i dont care what you do! Now we're off to conquer Mobius!
He zooms off.
Scratch:HEY! WAIT FOR US!
Scratch and Grounder run after SuperEggman.
Knuckles:C'mon, Tails, lets bring those emeralds back to Sonic!
Tails:GOT IT!
They fly back to Sonics house.
Sonic:HEY!
Tails:Sonic......here are the emeralds
Sonic(in Eggmans body):THANKS TAILS!
The 7 emeralds swirls around Sonics (eggman)body, and Sonic becomes SUPER SONIC! The Mustache becomes gold! Then the emeralds powers get inside the EggOmatic, thus giving them powers.
Sonic:LETS GO BOYS!
Knux:If you dont mind, I'll take these emeralds back to the island!
Sonic:Thats fine with us! See ya later Knuckles!
Knuckles:Good luck Sonic in Eggmans body!
Knux gets the emeralds and leaves.
Sonic:LETS GO TAILS!
Sonic gets into the EggOmatic, with tails riding along. They appear at StationSquare, where they see SuperEggman(sonic) slicing away at skyscrapers.
Person:AHHHHHHHH!!!!! SONICS KILLING CITIZENS!
Eggman:Heh.....
He attacks and kills all the citizens.
???:HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
Eggman:Oh? if it isnt sonic.....
Sonic:THATS RIGHT EGGMAN! I'M HERE TO STOP YOU!
Eggman;And what are you gonna do in that pathetic body? Hmmmm?
Sonic:FOR STARTERS THIS!
A homing missile is fired at Scratch and Grounder.
Grounder:HOW PATHETIC!
Scratch:YOU SAID IT!
the missiles hit them, thus blowing them up.
Eggman:MORON! I COULD KILL THEM IN THAT BODY WITH BOTH HANDS TIED BEHIND MY BACK! Now feel MY wrath....Sonic the Eggman!
Sonic:OH YEAH?
He presses a button in the EggOmatic, and a 6 chainsaws come out of it. 2 on the left, 2 on the right, one on the bottom, and one on the back
Eggman:THAT IS SO PATHETIC!
Eggman is about to use a homing attack on the EggOmatic, but the chainsaws cut Eggman.
Eggman:OUCH! DAMN YOU!
Sonic:GIVE ME BACK MY BODY NOW!
Eggman:NEVER!
Sonic:Then prepare for more cold cuts!
Eggman:FINE FINE HERE!
He uses his body switch technique, thus giving sonic his body back, and eggman his back.
Eggman:heh....your the one on the floor bleeding, and I'm the one in the machine!
Sonic:Uggghhh...he's right.....
Eggman:LOOKS LIKE I WIN AFTER ALL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tails:OH NO! I GOTTA DO SOMETHING! TORNADO----TRANSFORMATION!
his Tornado plane turns into the Cyclone.
Tails:HEADS UP EGGMAN!
Eggman:WHAT THE?
a homing missile is fired at Eggman
Eggman:OW! DAMN YOU! MAYBE I SHOULD SWITCH BODIES WITH YOU INSTEAD!
Tails:Uh....Oh......
Eggman gets ready for his body switching attack.
Sonic:Tails.....No......
Sonic then sees big the cat and Froggy next to him.
Big:HI SONIC!
Sonic:Sorry, Big....but I have no choice left.....
he grabs froggy.
Big:FROGGY!
Eggman:YAH!
The energy beam comes out of Eggmans mouth, then Sonic tosses Froggy in front of the beam.
Big:FROGGY!
Eggman:WHAT??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZAM!!!!
Big:FROGGY!
Eg gman(in froggy's body):GET LOST!
Big:Huh? Froggy, where are you?
Froggy (in Eggmans body):RIBBIT
Big:FROGGY! Lets go home
BIg takes Froggy(in eggmans body) and leaves. Tails runs over to Sonic.
Tails:SONIC! YOU ALLRIGHT?
Sonic:I'm fine.....lets go back home........
the Cyclone returns back to the Tornado, Sonic and Tails get on, and fly off to home.
Eggman(in froggy's body):ARRRGGGGHHH! I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!
Then, a young boy comes by.
Boy:COOL! A FROG! I could use him for science class!
Eggman:.....God no...........AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END???