Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Omochao and Eggchild take over the world again! ❯ Yay! This story's getting weird! ( Chapter 7 )

PART SEVEN

YAY! THIS STORY'S GETTING WEIRD!

OMOCHAO:" WHEEEEE!! Maybe we should start the story strait from where we left off!"

SHADOW:" Don't you dare! AHHH! SONIC! STOP TOUCHING ME THERE!"

SONIC:" This is so good, so good for me! So good for Sonic!"

SHADOW:"…….SHUT UP!"

SONIC:"I like Cheese"

SHADOW:"……….."

SONIC:"………….."

SHADOW:" What? Why the hell did you say that!?"

SONIC:" I thought it might spice up the experience for us, of course I could just go get me cream and whips to do that"

SHADOW:"………….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

SONIC:"…..Is that a yes then?"

OMOCHAO: {Sweatdrops} "Er, lets start from somewhere else!"

{Meanwhile with Knuckles and Rouge}

ROUGE:" Knuckles, could you take these handcuffs off me now?"

OMOCHAO:" Somewhere else!!!"

{Wha! With Tails in his garage}

TAILS:" I'm so glad my garage didn't get destroyed when Eggman came and destroyed part

of my house"

AMY:" What you doin' mac?"

TAILS: o.O

AMY:" I asked a question!" {collapses}

OMOCHAO:" I like the word collapses! Its fun to have on ice cream on toast!"

TAILS:" Go away Omochao!"

OMOCHAO:" FOOOOOOOOOT!"

{Tails throws Omochao into a random plot hole}

TAILS:" Now to get back to my plan for world domination! BWAHAHA!"

{Lightning strikes and evil music plays while Tails poses}

AMY:" I am SO telling Sonic about this! Once he finished doing Shadow that is"

TAILS:"……….."

OMOCHAO: ^_^

TAILS:" How do you know Sonics doing him?"

AMY:" I was watching through the window of course! Do you wanna come and watch too?"

TAILS:"………….Sure!"

{Tails and Amy run out of the garage}

OMOCHAO:" I'm all alone, now I can do what I've always wanted to do…."

{Omochao proceeds to rip off his foot and eat it, while doing the funky chicken dance}

OMOCHAO:" FOOOOOOOOOT!"

{Meanwhile with Andromida, who's riding Mr. Horse the Rapidash}

MR. HORSE:" I hate this world and everyone in it!"

ANDROMIDA:" Awww, isn't that cute, the Pony hates everything!"

MR. HORSE:" Wha…? I'm confused!"

{Mr. Horse collapses to the ground and starts crying, which is weird since Andromida's on his back}

ANDROMIDA:" I'm alright John! Laugh, laugh, laugh!"

EGGMAN:" Hey! That's my laugh!"

{Uh oh! I think Andromida's gone nuts!}

SQUIRREL:" Nuts!" {Eats some nuts}

{I love it when things are pointless……and now back to Sonic and Shadow!}

SHADOW:" NOOOOOO!"

{Yes, actually!}

{With Sonic and Shadow}

SHADOW:" Sonic! Get the hell off me!"

SONIC:" No! I won't, this is too much fun!"

{Another random plot hole opens up and Omochao falls out, landing on top of them}

OMOCHAO:" Oh no! I appeared while they were in the middle of the act of love!"

SHADOW:" This isn't love you little basterd!"

SONIC:" Yeah! Its love and a half!"

SHADOW:"….What!?"

SONIC:" Sorry, I like to say weird stuff while I'm making love"

OMOCHAO: O_o "That even surprised me! Snick snack snick snack!"

{Yet another plot hole opens and a Sonic Chao falls out}

SONIC CHAO: {To Shadow} "I like your nuts!"

{The Sonic Chao goes back through the plot hole, taking Omochao with him}

OMOCHAO:" WHEEEEEE! A fun, magical journey!"

SONIC:" Hey cool, I like your nuts too Shadow!"

SHADOW:"…………………I'LL KILL YOU!"

{Shadow lunges at Sonic, even though he's already on him, and proceeds to beat the crap out of him}

SHADOW:" DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!!!!"

SONIC:"AGHHHH!!! SAVE ME MUMMY!!!"

{And now, a word from the Chao}

ZIGGY:" Dinner is more important than anything!"

CODY:" Yeah, I agree, I love dinner to, nuts rule!"

BUDDY:" That's true. But don't you wish you could fly?"

ZIGGY:" I can fly, hence the wings!"

BUDDY:" Oh yeah, good point"

{Cody trips over a nearby Chao toy}

CODY:" Feeling faint…..vision blurring……"

ZIGGY:" Were you excited the first time you rode a bicycle?"

BUDDY:" I've never ridden a bike, but riding on a train is Chao-good!"

CODY:" Oh no! Split ends, my poor hair!"

BUDDY:" You don't have hair!"

ZIGGY:" My belly's big, do I look fat?"

BUDDY:" Yes actually"

ZIGGY:" Meanie!"

{Ziggy hits Buddy on the head with a rattle}

BUDDY:" Pains!"

CODY:" Maybe I should conquer the world…."

ZIGGY:" What are you, some sort of evil genius?"

CODY:" One day I'll have everything I want"

BUDDY:" What do you want?"

CODY:" Nuts of course! When I see nuts, I go nuts!"

ZIGGY:" Nuts rule!"

BUDDY:" Well I've got to go now, thanks for listening!"

CODY/ZIGGY:" Bye!"

{The Chao walk off}

ME: {Blinks} "Well that was weird, anyway, er, Wheeeee! That's the end of this chapter!"

OMOCHAO::" See you some other time Pie man!"

BOTH:" BYE BYE!!!"

The end!

Hehe, by the way, most of the stuff my Chao were saying is stuff they actually say in the Tiny Chao garden in Sonic Advance.

One of the other things they say in the game is "I want to mate"

…….And this is a childrens game?

Well, see you in the next chapter!!! ^___^