Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Omochao and Eggchild take over the world again! ❯ Foooooot! I like feet! ( Chapter 6 )

PART SIX

FOOOOOOOT!!! I LIKE FEET!!!!

OMOCHAO:" Wa-hay! Last time Eggchild destroyed Sonics house and ran over his foot too!"

RASPUTIN:" Wasn't it funny guys!?!?!?!?" ^______________^

OMOCHAO: O_o "Er, WHEEEEE! And now lets see what's happening with the Sonic gang!"

MR. CRYSTAL PENGUIN:" ICE!"

OMOCHAO:" Ooooh, yummy ice!" ^^

{The Sonic gang is looking at Sonics half destroyed house, while Sonic is still crying about his foot}

BIG:"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!"

{Big runs away}

AMY:" That was random"

TAILS:" ……….Well I'm going for a quick fly!"

{Tails flies off}

SONIC: {Crying} "Wahaha, why doesn't anyone care about meeeeee!!"

SHADOW:" I do"

SONIC:" Really?" ^^

SHADOW:" NO!"

SONIC:" WAHAHAHA WHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

SHADOW:" Oh god, someone shut him up!"

KNUCKLES:" He won't shut up unless you kiss him!"

SHADOW:" WHAT!? Why!?"

KNUCKLES:" I dunno……….he was doing stuff behind the couch earlier"

SHADOW:"……..Whats that got to do with anything!?"

KNUCKLES:" I'm not sure, I just felt like mentioning it"

SHADOW:" YOUR SO STUPID!!!!"

KNUCKLES: {Sighs} "I know"

{Sonic is still crying and by now everyone is covering their ears to try and block out the noise}

ROUGE:" Of for gods sake! Shadow, just kiss him and he'll shut up!"

SONIC:" Shadow! Make love to me!"

ROUGE:"…….Ok, maybe you'll have to do a little more than just kissing him…."

SHADOW:" No way in hell!"

SONIC:" I like your feet Shadow!"

SHADOW:" You've never seen my feet"

SONIC:" I do in my dreams"

SHADOW:"………..Ok……….."

SONIC:"FOOOOOOOOOOT!"

ALL: o_O;;;

{And now with Tails}

TAILS:" I like flying, flying, flying, flying!"

{A flock of Omochao suddenly come flying over to him}

OMOCHAO:" Pieces of eight! Squawk! Squawk!"

TAILS: O_o;;

OMOCHAO:" I'm here to help you learn to fly!"

TAILS:" I AM flying!"

OMOCHAO: ^_^

TAILS:" Er…."

OMOCHAO: ^_^

TAILS:" Say something damm you!"

OMOCHAO: ^_^

{The Omochao fly off, but not before laughing like a bunch of Hyenas!}

EGGMAN: {From a distance} "Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh!"

TAILS:"………I'm confused"

{Meanwhile with Eggman}

MR. CRYSTAL PENGUIN:" I'm scared, I don't like the dark!"

RASPUTIN:" But it's the middle of the day!!!!!!!" ^____^

MR. CRYSTAL PENGUIN:" FOOOOOOOOOOT!"

WOLVES OF WINTER:" BOOOOOOOOONES!!!!"

METAL SONIC:" Why are you so obsessed with bones?"

WOLVES OF WINTER:" Because"

METAL SONIC:" Because what?"

WOLVES OF WINTER:" Just because"

METAL SONIC: ?

OMOCHAO:" Wanna make love?"

METAL SONIC:" No"

OMOCHAO:" Yay! Lets go then!"

{Omochao grabs Metal Sonic and drags him into a small room that has magically appeared}

METAL SONIC:" How can you drag me anywhere? I'm about 3 times your size!"

{I dunno, fun ain't it? ^^ }

OMOCHAO:" WHEEEEEEE!"

METAL SONIC: >_< "I hate my life!!!"

EGGMAN:" BWAHAHA! I annoyed Sonic! Lets see what he's up too!"

{Eggman takes out a giant telescope from somewhere and points it in the direction of Sonics house}

THE DOG MAN:" WOOF! WOOF! Whats happening master?"

EGGMAN:" Er….Sonic appears to be trying to make out with Shadow…."

ALL: O___O;;

{Back with Sonic and the gang, for some reason its just Sonic and Shadow inside the remains of the house, everyone else has vanished}

SHADOW: {Sweatdrops} "Er, where did they go?"

{I'm not really sure, oh well, it make it so your alone, live with it!}

SHADOW: {Starts crying}

SONIC:" Aw, is my poor little Shadsy upset? I can make it better!!"

{Sonic leaps on Shadow and starts kissing him, and makes him fall over onto the couch, how lucky is that!?}

SHADOW:"NOOO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

{Er, I'll think we'll end the chapter there….}

OMOCHAO:" WHEEEE! Their love life seems as good as mine……wait, how can I make love? I'm a robot!"

ME:" Dunno, you can though, apparently…."

OMOCHAO:" WHEEEEEEEEE!!!"

ME:" I don't see how any of those guys can make love they don't seem to have anything in their `happy place'"

OMOCHAO:" I like to eat happy places for lunch!" ^_^

ME:"…….You are aware of what I'm talking about aren't you?"

OMOCHAO: ^_^

ME:" Never mind"

WHEEEEEEEEE! That's the end of this chapter!

Bye! ^_^