Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Omochao and Eggchild take over the world again! ❯ Dreams are stupid arn't they!? Wheeee! ( Chapter 5 )

PART FIVE

DREAMS ARE STUPID AREN'T THEY!? WHEEEEE!!!

THE BYGONES:" We are the Bygones! We demand new book vouchers! Someone ate ours!"

AMY:" GET LOST FREAKS!"

{Amy beats them to death with her stick}

AMY:" Now read the next chapter!"

OMOCHAO:"WHEEEEEE!!!"

AMY: oO

{Er, anyway, Sonic is asleep on the couch and the rest of the Sonic gang are just siting on the floor looking bored}

SONIC:" Ahh, that's nice….."

{Everyone looks at Sonic}

TAILS:" Oh crap! He's talking in his sleep again!"

KNUCKLES:"…..Again? What did he say before?"

TAILS:" Nothing! I don't want to talk about his perverted little dreams"

AMY:" Were they about me?"

TAILS:" No"

AMY:" DAMM!" {Starts crying}

ALL: O_o

SONIC:" Oh, Shadow….."

ALL: O__O;;;

SHADOW:" AH! Someone wake him up for gods sake!"

{Sonic rolls of over so he's lying on his back, and since we can only guess what he's

dreaming about, we can see his-}

SHADOW:" We did not need to see that!"

KNUCKLES:" Agh, my eyes! My precious eyes!"

{Knuckles grabs a buck of soap and water and starts washing his eyes}

KNUCKLES:" AHHHHHH! IT STINGS!!!!"

{Sonic wakes up at that moment and sees Amy, still lying on the floor crying, Knuckles screaming in pain, Shadow banging his head against the wall and everyone else with their eyes covered}

SONIC:" What!?"

{Meanwhile with Eggman. Him, Omochao and Metal Sonic are in a big tank, on the way to Sonics house}

OMOCHAO:" WHEEEEE! Come on Eggchild, lets go invade Sonics house!"

EGGMAN:" Don't give me orders you annoying robot, and stop calling me that!"

OMOCHAO:" Ok Eggchild, I won't call you Eggchild anymore Eggchild!"

EGGMAN: ¬_¬;;

METAL SONIC:" Weir almost at the house, I can hear a lot of noise from inside it, I think

their having some kind of orgy"

EGGMAN: o_O;

METAL SONIC: ^_^;; " Er, I mean some kind of argument!"

OMOCHAO:" I love orgy's, I have them on toast!" ^_^

ALL:"……………"

METAL SONIC:"I worry about you sometimes"

OMOCHAO:" Aww, that's so sweet honey!"

METAL SONIC:"…….Shut up!"

OMOCHAO:" Ok sweetie!" ^___^

METAL SONIC: >_<

EGGMAN:" Hey guys, do you want to hear my new evil laugh?"

METAL SONIC:" Not really"

EGGMAN:" Ok, since you begged me, here it is"

{Eggman clears his throat}

EGGMAN:"…….Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh!!!"

METAL SONIC: OO;

OMOCHAO:" Wheee! That was great!"

EGGMAN:" I know!" ^__^

METAL SONIC:"……I think I need to get some new friends"

{Meanwhile back at Sonics house, it's a few hours later and Knuckles has just walked into the living room}

KNUCKLES:" I wonder where Rouge is?"

{Sonic suddenly looks up from behind the couch}

KNUCKLES: O_o

SONIC:"…….I wasn't doing anything! Especially not myself!"

KNUCKLES:" Er, alright….do you know where Rouge is?"

SONIC:" No, I haven't seen her, why?"

KNUCKLES:" Well I was hoping to find her so that we could make love again"

SONIC:"……………….Maybe she's in her room?"

KNUCKLES:" Ok thanks, I'll look there!" ^_^

{Knuckles walks out of the room}

SONIC:" Now to get back to doing nothing"

{Sonic glances around and then dives back behind the couch}

{Meanwhile with Shadow, who is singing his theme song}

SHADOW:" Oh dark, the darkness that dozes in the dusk- hey, I don't doze in the dusk, I doze in the night! Wait, what's that noise?"

{Shadow looks round and sees Eggman's tank plow into the side of their house}

EGGMAN:" Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh!!"

{Eggman then turns the tank around and drives away}

SHADOW:"…….Well that was weird"

SONIC:"AGHHHHH! THAT BASTERD RAN OVER MY FOOT!!!"

{Sonic comes out of the house hopping on one foot}

SHADOW:" And he destroyed part of your house"

SONIC:" Yeah, he did! My foot hurts!!! …….Can you kiss it and make it better?"

SHADOW:"……..NO!"

SONIC: ¬__ ¬

Wheeeeeeee! Thus ends this weird chapter!

And to answer your question Ztarlight, yes, I am a fan of Sonic/Shadow! ^^

See you next time!