Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Omochao and Eggchild take over the world again! ❯ Wheeeee! Bygone invasion! ( Chapter 4 )

PART FOUR

WHEEEE! BYGONE INVASION!!!

{After a day at the beach, Sonic and friends returned to his house, un-aware that Eggman and his minions were scheming an evil little plot…..EEEEEEVIL!!!}

OMOCHAO:" I'm scared! HOLD ME MY DARLING!!"

METAL SONIC:" NOOO! GET IT OFF! GET IT ALL OFF!!"

{Er, on with the story! ^_^;;}

KNUCKLES:" Why are we back at your house Sonic? Are we waiting for death?"

SONIC:" Of course not……..he came yesterday!"

DEATH:" No I didn't!"

ALL: O_o

DEATH:" Oh sorry, I'll be going now"

{Death disappears}

OMOCHAO:" Hi, I'm Omochao! Deaths best friend!"

SHADOW:"……….Well that explains a lot"

SONIC:" I LOVE THIS LIFE!"

SHADOW: O-O "……..Alright…."

{Meanwhile in the evilest place on Earth, Eggman and his minions sit scheming}

THE DOG MAN:" WOOF! Why are we sitting in the middle of the Chao world your Eggyness?"

EGGMAN:" Because its such a calm peaceful place, no one will think of looking for us here, remember, nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!"

THE DOG MAN:"…………Woof?"

{Several of my Chao, Ziggy, Buddy and Cody, come wandering over}

CHAO DR:" Hehehe, lots of Chao to work on….hehehehe…."

BUDDY: ?…….!

{Buddy screams and runs away}

CHAO DR:" Come back my little friend!"

{The Chao Dr chases Buddy around the garden}

ZIGGY: ?

{Ziggy and Cody shrug and walk off}

MR CRYSTAL PENGUIN:"IIIEEE!!! WATER! WATER!!!"

{Mr Crystal Penguin dives into the Chao garden pool, soaking everyone}

MR CRYSTAL PENGUIN:" AGH! TOO COLD! I think it froze my cro-"

ALL:" Shut up!"

THE WOLVES OF WINTER:" Booooonesss!!!"

OMOCHAO:" Hmm, tastes like chicken"

METAL SONIC:" What does?"

OMOCHAO:" Your blood!"

MY LITTLE PONY:" Hey! That's mine!"

EGGMAN:" Shut up all of you! I have a new plan…………we'll invade Sonics house and annoy him!"

RASPUTIN:" YAH! A plan!!!!!" ^_________^

EGGMAN:"………I really need to get some new minions"

{Meanwhile back at Sonics porn shop, or house as he calls it}

SONIC:" Oh I love you too, wanna make out? …….Ok!"

{Sonic starts making out with…..}

SHADOW:" Sonic, why are you making out with a doll of me?"

SONIC:" Because your so damm hot!"

SHADOW:"…..Ok, I'll just be off to hide somewhere for the rest of my life"

{Shadow starts to walk away, but Sonic grabs him by the……tail and stops him from leaving}

SHADOW:" Hey! Why was there a gap before the word tail?"

{I dunno, that didn't really make any sense, I just thought it might be funny}

SHADOW:" Why would that be……….on second thought don't tell me, I don't wanna know"

{Ok…….}

SONIC:" ……….Shall we end this bit now?"

ALL:" OK!"

{Meanwhile in another part of the house, or Tails garage}

TAILS:" Inventing, inventing, I love inventing!"

AMY:" What are you inventing?"

TAILS:" Nothing! Ain't it great!?"

AMY:" Er, sure…..I'm gonna go hit things with sticks"

{Amy walks out of the garage and a mysterious shape creeps in}

MYSTERIOUS SHAPE CREEPING IN:" I'm a mysterious shape! Behold!"

TAILS:"…….What? Who are you?"

MYSTERIOUS SHAPE CREEPING IN:" I can't tell you! Hehehe! ………Oh alright, its me,

the fire god of the west!"

TAILS:" Oh……………Get out of my damm house!"

FIRE GOD OF THE WEST: O-o "Eeeak! Ok, I'm going!"

{He runs away, like the moron he is! Bwa-hay!}

TAILS:" This bit was very pointless you know, why can't something interesting happen?"

{It will, soon, I hope……….BYGONE INVASION!}

TAILS: O_o;;

{The Bygones suddenly invade the house….oh what a disaster!}

OMOCHAO:" I like toast! Wheeee! See you in the next chapter!"

Bye! ^_^