Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Omochao and Eggchild take over the world! Wheeee!! ❯ Noooooo! Sonic isn't dead! ( Chapter 4 )

NOOOOOO! SONIC ISN'T DEAD!!!!!!

OMOCHAO:" WHEEEEEE! Last time on Sonic, Sonic got eaten by the Lock Ness monster, Eggchild's new base got destroyed, and metal Sonic went mad!" ^_^

SONIC:" Urg, where am I….oh sweet lord, I'm inside the Lock Ness monster! Ooooh, a casino!"

OMOCHAO:" Hi, I'm Omochao, I'm here to help you escape!"

SONIC:" This couldn't get any worse"

OMOCHAO:" The Lock Ness monster will digest you in five minuets!"

SONIC:" ……..Ok, maybe it could"

OMOCHAO:"……I'm here to help you! Wheeeee! Would you like some digging tools?"

SONIC:" Er….."

OMOCHAO:" To escape, simply ask nicely and Nessy will sick you up!"

SONIC:" I'm not taking your damm advice!"

{Four more Omochao appear}

OMOCHAO:" Hi, weir all here to talk to you in your last horrifying minuets!"

SONIC: o_O; " AHHHHHHH! Nessy, please let me out!!!!"

NESSY:" Sure thing guv' hachoo sneeze! Sick, throw up! ARGHHH THE PAIN!!!"

SONIC: "…..????"

{Nessy throws up Sonic just before it explodes}

SONIC:" Why did it explode?"

OMOCHAO:" Hi, I'm Omochao! And I'm here to help you!"

SONIC:"…..SOMEBODY STOP THIS TORTURE!!!"

{Sonic disappears}

OMOCHAO:" WHEEEEEEE!"

EGGMAN:" WHAHAHA! Come weird little robot, lets go get some Chaos emeralds"

OMOCHAO:" Wheeeee! Ok Mr. Eggchild"

{Eggman and Omochao are sailing through the sea on a large boat, Eggman is dressed as a pirate, including an eye patch, hat, hook instead of hand and a peg leg, Omochao is perched on his shoulder like a Parrot}

OMOCHAO:" Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"

EGGMAN:" Chao want a cracker?"

OMOCHAO:" Who's a pretty Eggchild then? Squawk! Squawk!"

EGGMAN:" Er, yeah, hey! What's that!"

{Eggman notices something floating in the water}

OMOCHAO:" To find out what that is, jump off a cliff and do the can, can in mid air!"

EGGMAN:" Oh dear god! Its Sonic!!! I though you said he was dead?"

OMOCHAO:" Well I was wrong damm it!"

{Omochao explodes and Knuckles and Rouge appear next to Eggman}

ROUGE:" Er, hi!"

EGGMAN: O_o

{Tails and Shadow suddenly fall out of the sky}

TAILS:" WHEEEEE!"

SHADOW:" That was fun!" ^_^

KNUCKLES:" Where the hell did you two come from!?"

SHADOW:" We could ask you the same thing!"

TAILS:" So we will! Where the hell did you two come from!?"

KNUCKLES:" Well, when we were fighting we fell into the centre of the Earth"

ROUGE:" If your poor minds can remember that! Snick snack snick snack!"

ALL:"…………."

OMOCHAO:" WHEEEEEE!!!"

KUNCKLES:" Er, anyway…."

{Cue flashback mode….}

ROUGE:" Urg, where are we?"

KNUCKLES:" I think we fell into the centre of the Earth"

ROUGE:" WHAT!??? How the hell did that happen!?"

KNUCKLES:" I dunno, but I miss my master emerald! WHAAAHAHAAA!!"

{Knuckles starts crying and pounding his fists on the floor}

ROUGE: O_O

KNUCKLES:" Hey look! The centre of the earth is made of gold!"

BOTH: ^_________^

ROUGE:" YAAAH!!! WEIR RICH!!!"

KNUCKLES:" But if we steal the centre of the earth, won't the planet fall apart?"

ROUGE:" DAMM!"

{Both of them start crying, then suddenly Omochao appears}

OMOCHAO:" Hi, I'm Omochao! And I'm here to help you!"

BOTH:" NOOOOOO! HELP US!!!!"

OMOCHAO:" Didn't you hear what I just said!?"

ROUGE:" Yeah, but…."

OMOCHAO:" Lets all telaport! Wheeeeeee!"

{Rouge and Knuckles vanish}

{End of flashback….}

KNUCKLES:" And that's how we got here!"

ALL:" Oooooh…….ok"

{Sonic pulls himself up onto the ship}

SONIC:" Oh guys, thank god I've found you!"

ALL:" SONIC!? Didn't you die!?"

SONIC:" Nope, I escaped! Thanks to the help of Omochao!"

{The others all turn and glare at Omochao, who has magically appeared back on Eggman's shoulder}

OMOCHAO:" Er…..WHAAAA! I'M DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!"

OMOCHAO:" AH! I'm being attacked! This is bad for poor meeeeeee!!!! Wait to the next chapter to see if I escape death in a weird and magical way!"

BYE BYE!!!!