Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Omochao and Eggchild take over the world! Wheeee!! ❯ Wheee! Their all making out! ( Chapter 5 )

WHEEEE! THEIR ALL MAKING OUT!!!

METAL SONIC:" Save us Andromida! Wheeee! Er, last time on Sonic, everyone wanted to kill Omochao for saving Sonic's life! Now lets see what happens!"

OMOCHAO:" Er…..look over there!"

ALL:" Where?"

OMOCHAO:" There!"

{Omochao telaports them away}

OMOCHAO:" WHAHAHA! I made them all disappear!"

{The Sonic gang appears on an island}

EGGMAN:" Pieces of five! Er, I mean, where are we?"

SONIC:" I dunno….and why are you dressed as a pirate?"

EGGMAN:"…………"

SONIC:" Indeed"

TAILS:" Well, what do we do now?"

KNUCKLES:" We could all die!"

ALL: o_O;;

KNUCKLES:" Um, sorry, I mean, er…."

SHADOW:" Listen inferior mortals, why don't we find something to eat first?"

ROUGE:" Shadow, that's a great idea! You're a genius!" ^_^

{Rouge hugs Shadow}

SHADOW: ^_____^

KNUCKLES: ¬__¬

TAILS: "COOL! Weird faces!!!! Wheeeee!"

EGGMAN:" Oh great, he's lost it"

TAILS:" Care for a ride, you blue furred git?"

SONIC:" Sure…..What?"

TAILS:" WHAHAHAHA!!!!"

{Tails punches Sonic in the face}

SONIC: x_x

KNUCKLES:" Oh my god!"

ROUGE:" He's dead….again!"

ALL:" HURRAH!!!"

SONIC:" No I'm not!"

ALL:" Damm!"

SONIC:{Starts crying} "Why does everyone hate meeeeee!?"

{Omochao appears, holding a bag of magical stardust}

OMOCHAO:" Hi, I'm Omochao! I'm here to make your lives a living hell!"

EGGMAN:" Uh oh…"

OMOCHAO:" As aposed to a dead hell! Wheeeeee!"

ALL: O_o;;

{Omochao throws the stardust over them}

OMOCHAO: ^_^ " This dust makes all of you want to make out with each other! Have fun!"

ALL:" Damm it!"

{Omochao starts eating a nearby cactus}

OMOCHAO:" Ewww, spiky!"

ALL: O_O

SHADOW:" Ohhhh, I'm feeeeeeling all floooooaaaty!!!"

{Shadow grabs Rouge and they start making out}

KNUCKLES: >_<

ROUGE/SHADOW SHIPPERS:" YAAAAAAAAH!"

{R/S shippers dance around waving flags}

TIKAL:" I'm Tikal! I think your quite cute Knuckles!"

KNUCKLES:{Looks up from crying} "You do!? SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET!"

{Knuckles and Tikal start making out}

EGGMAN:" You know Metal Sonic, I've always had a sort of….soft spot for you…"

{Metal Sonic starts choking and coughs up more Omochao, who in turn falls into the ocean, explode, and electrocute half the world}

METAL SONIC: " Oh to hell with it!"

{Eggman and Metal Sonic start making out}

SONIC:" Its not fair! I don't have a make out partner! WHAAAAAA!"

{Amy appears}

AMY: ^___^ "Sonikku!!!!!"

SONIC:"AHHHHH! NO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

{Amy pounces on Sonic}

TAILS:" I don't have anyone to make out with either!"

BIG:" Duuuuh-"

TAILS:" Not you!"

{Big falls into the ocean and tries to swim, but sadly or luckily, he's too much of a fatass to swim, so he drowns}

TAILS:" That's it! I'm tired of having no one to make out with! I have a plan!"

{After a long silence…}

TAILS:" Omochao, get your ass over here!"

WHEEEEEEE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WHEN I BOTHER WRITING THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!

FROGGY:"……..Ribit"

THE END!!!!!!! ^_____^