Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Omochao and Eggchild take over the world! Wheeee!! ❯ Get to the point damm you! ( Chapter 6 )

PART SIX

GET TO THE POINT DAMM YOU!

OMOCHAO:" And five days later the wheat grew and all the Mice finally had something to eat…but then, the naughty Badger of shuthefuckup lane said-"

{Omochao looks up}

OMOCHAO: O_O;;

MUSCLES:" Get to the point! Spock mate Jim bones!"

OMOCHAO:" Er, wheeeee! Now lets see what happens to Sonic and his friends, after all hell

broke lose last week, day, er, episode, hour….um…."

{Omochao explodes}

{Everyone stops making out}

EGGMAN:" Wait a minuet, I'm supposed to be stealing all the Chaos Emeralds!"

{Eggman runs away}

KNUCKLES:" Noooooo! We have to stop him! This is even worse since he stole my big bad map of where all the Chaos Emeralds are!"

ROUGE:" You have a map of where the Emeralds are?"

KNUCKLES:" Yep"

ROUGE:{She's flirting damm it!} "You know honey, if you tell me where the Emeralds are, I'll give you something in exchange….Plus I also want a few jewels for my trouble"

SONIC:" Emeralds are Jewels"

ROUGE:"……….Shut up"

SONIC: -_-;;

TAILS:" Hehehe, Sonic got yelled at!"

SHADOW:" Well, er, anyway, we should find the Chaos Emeralds before Eggman so that me and Sonic can turn super and be all invincible and shiney and coooooooool!"

SONIC:" YAH!!!"

{Shadow and Sonic start dancing around while Tails randomly shoots things with a bazooka}

ROUGE:"….Sounds like a plan!"

KNUCKLES:" Hey Rouge, what did you mean when you said you'd give me something in exchange?"

ROUGE:" …….You really are stupid aren't you Knuckles?"

KNUCKLES:" Yeah, but you don't have to point it out!"

{Knuckles starts crying and Tails turns to the screen}

TAILS:" Hello, insane author girl, I have a question, why do you keep being mean to Knuckles when he's your second favourite character?"

SHADOW:" Who's her first?"

TAILS:" You"

SHADOW: ^_____^

{Screaming is heard and the crazy author girl suddenly falls out of the sky}

HELEN:{Glaring up at the sky} "Stupid Dragonite! You could of just brought me down to the ground!!"

DRAGONITE:" Sorry!"

{Dragonite turns away and sniggers to himself and then he flies off}

HELEN:" I hate that Hedgehog, er, Reptile!"

EGGMAN:{From a distance} "Quit stealing my lines!"

ALL: O_O

OMOCHAO:" Wheeeee! Eggchild spoke! Lets all dance!"

{Omochao starts to dance, but then Metal Sonic stamps on him}

OMOCHAO:" MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION!!!"

{Omochao explodes, showering everyone with a strange kind of dust}

SONIC:" Oh my god, what the hell are we covered in!?"

OMOCHAO:" Its lust dust! See, its funny because its true!"

{Omochao vanishes, taking Metal Sonic with him again}

METAL SONIC:" Nooooo! Save me Andromida!"

{Andromida comes riding up on Mr. Horse the Rapidash}

ANDROMIDA:" I'll save you metal Hedgehog! Ever if hell itself stood in my path!"

HELL ITSELF:" ROOOOAAAR! I'M IN YOUR PATH!"

ANDROMIDA:" AGH! Help me mummy!!!!"

{Andromida runs away}

MR. HORSE: O_o;;

{Mr. Horse fire blasts Sonic and gallops away}

SONIC:" WHAAAHAHA! WHY DO THINGS KEEP HURTING MEEEEE!?"

SHADOW:" Maybe cause you talk like that"

TAILS:" Come on you idiots! We've got to find Eggman! And we also have to break apart

Knuckles and Rouge since the lust dust seems to be taking effect!"

SONIC:" Eeww, you didn't have to tell us that Tails!"

SHADOW:" Your such a stupid baby Sonic!"

{Sonic is suddenly dressed as a baby and is shaking a rattle}

SONIC:" Auuu, goo-goo! Me want pie!!!"

SHADOW: o__O;;;

TAILS:" AHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!?!?"

{Sonic suddenly disappears in a bright flash of Chaos control, taking Knuckles and Rouge with him to the deeps of hell! MWAHAHA!!!! Er, I mean…..}

TAILS:" Just shut up!!!"

{Ok! Sorry! ^^ }

SHADOW:" Hey wait a minuet, you called me an idiot just now!"

TAILS:" Um, well you see…."

{Shadow beats Tails up}

TAILS:" HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

OMOCHAO:" Wheeee! Everyone seems to be going mad now! Wait for the next chapter to see what happens next!"

EGGMAN:" Yosh!"

OMOCHAO:" Quieten yourself young Eggchild!"

EGGMAN: ¬_¬

WHEEEEEE! THAT'S THE END OF THIS CHAPTER!!!

SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!! ^_____^