Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Omochao and Eggchild take over the world! Wheeee!! ❯ Me like Pie! Wheeee! ( Chapter 7 )

PART SEVEN

ME LIKE PIE! WHEEEEEE!!!!

OMOCHAO:" Hello mortals! I have been invaded by the spirit of Zog! ALL HAIL ZOG! KING OF THE PIES! WHEEEEE! Now see what happens next after Eggchild stole the big

bad map of where the Chaos Emeralds are!"

BIG:" Duuuuh…."

FROGGY:"…………Ribit"

METAL SONIC:"……And then the crazy Robotic Chao force fed me pie! And even though I like pie, I didn't like this one!"

EGGMAN:" Yes, that's so interesting! ZOG! ZOG! PIES FOR ZOG! GIVE ME PIE!!!!"

METAL SONIC: o____O;

OMOCHAO:" Hi I'm Omochao! And I'm here to explode in a fountain of puffy colours and hand out raffle tickets and pie to all those who share the wisdom of Zog!"

METAL SONIC:"……….What?"

OMOCHAO:" Bye bye!"

{Omochao vanishes}

METAL SONIC:" Er, ok, um, where are we anyway Eggman?"

EGGMAN:" Weir aboard my new space shippy flying thing, the Death Pie!"

METAL SONIC:"….Ok"

EGGMAN:" And weir going to steal all the Chaos Emeralds so we can fire the Eclipse cannon and blow things up!"

METAL SONIC:" But wasn't the Eclipse cannon destroyed?"

BIOLIZARD: {From far off} "I find that offensive!"

METAL SONIC: O_o;;

{Sonic, Knuckles and Rouge suddenly come crashing through the wall}

SONIC:" Ah ha! I knew that magical portal thing would end up at the Death Pie!"

EGGMAN:" You annoying little Hedgehog! How did you even know about the Death Pie?"

SONIC:" Er, I'm not actually sure…"

{Metal Sonic clutches his head and starts crying}

KNUCKLES:" Um, I think Metal Sonics gone mad"

SONIC:" You should listen to the voice inside Metal Hedgehog! That's what I do……ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND!!!"

METAL SONIC:" AGHHH!!! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEE!"

OMOCHAO:" Hi I'm Omochao! I'm here to help you!"

METAL SONIC:"…………AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

{Metal Sonic leaps out a nearby window}

ROUGE:" Well, that's going to hurt"

ALL:" SNICK SNACK SNICK SNACK!"

OMOCHAO:" Yuppers!"

{Meanwhile, Tails is flying over the Ocean towards the Death Pie, with Shadow holding onto his feet}

TAILS:"…..I could drop you like a fly you know"

SHADOW:"……What?"

TAILS:"BWAHAHAHA!!!!"

SHADOW: O.o

{Suddenly Metal Sonic comes falling out of the sky and crashes into Tails and Shadow}

TAILS:" AGH! ITS METAL SONIC!!!"

{Tails, Shadow and Metal Sonic fall out of the sky and land on an island that has suddenly appeared}

METAL SONIC:" Help me! Everyone's gone nuts up on the Death Pie!"

{All three look up and see the Death Pie above them}

SHADOW:" You mean it was above us the whole time!? Damm it Tails! I knew we were

flying round in circles!"

TAILS:" Why are you Scottish Gran?"

ALL: O_o;;

SHADOW:" Ok, one too many Rainbow Drop Yum-yum pies for you!"

TAILS:" Ya like Bread?"

SHADOW:" What the fuck does that have to do with anything!?"

TAILS:" Cool! I grow my own to!"

{Tails pulls a string of Pies out from behind his back, all with the face of Omochao on them}

Tails:" Bye, bye!"

{Tails vanishes, leaving the Pies and a Hentai drawing of Zog and Omochao behind}

SHADOW:" Er, ok I'm confused"

THE WORLD:" SO ARE WE!"

SHADOW: o__O;;

OMOCHAO:" I'm a little Omochao short an stout! Here is my handle here is my spout! That's the end of this chapter! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

THE END FOR NOW MY LITTLE PIES!