Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Shadow Undercover ❯ This isn't funny! ( Chapter 1 )

Shadow Undercover

 

Disclaimer: I don't want to offend any Sonic, Amy, Rouge, Knuckles or Tails fan. Nobody knows the cameraman's name, so I'll just refer to him as camera dude. How I came up with this story was weird. I was watching a spy movie, and I started wondering what it would be like if Shadow went undercover, and this is what I came up with.

 

Chapter one: This is not funny!

 

“Is it on?” shadow asked Camera dude.

 

“Yeah” Camera dude told Shadow. Camera dude was filming.

 

“Okay, well viewer's, as the new reporter for trash T.V, I decided that I might as well embarrass Sonic and his moron friends.” Shadow said to the camera.

 

“Ahem, are you doing this by yourself? What about you crew? ” Camera dude asked Shadow.

 

“Okay, my homie Camera dude and I decided to videotape Sonic and friends.”

 

“That's better.”

 

“We are going undercover, kind of. This will air on Friday, so…be sure to watch.” Shadow smiled evilly. “ First up, that blue faker Sonic.”

 

Camera dude followed Shadow out of the house and across the street. Shadow didn't look both ways before crossing the street and almost got hit by a car. The person driving the car yelled at him, “Hey! Watch where you're going!”

 

Shadow yelled back at him, “If you had run me over I would have gotten that stop sign and stick up straight up your-“

 

“Shadow! Sonic is over there!” Camera dude interrupted Shadow.

 

They ran after Sonic. Sonic walked into a toy store. He didn't even notice them.

 

“Hey, cashier. Mind if I…” Sonic said to the cashier.

 

“No. Go right ahead.” The Cashier told sonic. Sonic went into a room and pulled out a doll with a dress on. He was making a girly voice and said, “ Hello, Mrs. Green, would you join me for a tea party?” Sonic asked the doll, and then hugged it.

 

“That is one messed up hedgehog!” Shadow said, laughing. He was laughing hysterically. Sonic saw them and yelled. “ Holly shit! You guys get your asses in here!”

 

“Run like hell!” Shadow yelled. They ran across the street. The camera was shaking so the picture was blurry.

 

“Who the hell is next?” camera dude asked shadow, still running.

 

“Gamma” Shadow said.

 

-----(Moments later)-----

 

“I think I stepped in dog shit!” Camera dude muttered.

 

“Shut up and get close to the window so that we can see Gamma inside of the base, dumb ass!” Shadow ordered Camera dude.

 

“Okay!” Camera dude retorted. Shadow and Camera dude got lose to the window and peaked inside. E-102 gamma was practicing shooting on teddy bears. All of a sudden he walked toward the teddy bears and hugged one of them. “Kill, destroy, and hug! I love my teddy!” Gamma said in his robotic voice. Camera dude got a close up of Shadow's face; he looked disgusted beyond belief.

“Get that camera out of my face!” Shadow commanded. “This is a waste of time, let's go over to Angel Island and see what that echidna is up to.”

 

--------(Moment's later…again…)-----

“This place is beautiful. I should ask her out on a date and bring her here.” Shadow whispered.

“What the hell? You like somebody? What's her name?” Camera dude asked.

“If you tell anybody that you heard that I will hunt you down…”

“I am not afraid of a sissy-ass punk like you!”

“You are so dead when we finish this report.” They kept on walking until they ran into a house. They walked inside without knocking. They went into the kitchen and saw knuckles and rouge outside, just through the glass door.

“Hey,” Shadow whispered. “Let's see if they are kissing.”

“No, you pervert.” Camera dude whispered loudly. They walked over to glass door and crouched behind a cabinet.

“ Did he kiss her yet?” Shadow asked

“No, I don't think so.” Camera dude replied. Knuckles and Rouge turned to look at them.

“Oh, crap! The glass door is open!” Shadow yelled.

“You bastards! Get back here!” knuckles and Rouge yelled in unison. Shadow and his crew ran out screaming.

---(You guessed It. Moments later. Outside of Trash T.V headquarters.)

“ Hurry, get that video tape to the manager. This is going to make us rich!” Shadow yelled to camera dude. Sonic, Gamma, Knuckles, Rouge, and who the hell knows why, but Tails and Amy were chasing them as well. Out of nowhere, Sonic tackled Shadow and he fell down on his face. Somebody tackled camera dude and wrested the camera away to him. They all fought over the camera when it finally fell to the floor.

“What is the big idea?” Sonic yelled at Shadow.

“Jesus, can't a brother make a home movie without being sued.” Shadow screamed back.

“ Holly Crap!” Shadow screamed.

*Screen goes blurry, and goes black*