Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Shadow Undercover ❯ I'll let you live if you... ( Chapter 2 )

Shadow Undercover

Chapter Two: I'll let you live if you…

Disclaimer: I don't own shit. Oh. Wait. I do own shit. I own Camera dude. And, I made up Jackie, but I'll describe her in chapter three! Sega owns all other characters.

“Holly shit!” Shadow screamed.

“What? Are you all right? Cause if you are I'll kill you!” Sonic said.

Shadow got up from the floor and walked toward the refrigerator. “I totally forgot that I had chocolate pudding! Man, these are my favorite!” he said.

“Aghhhhhhhh!” Knuckles screamed with his hands in the air. “ You stupid bitch! Forget the retarded pudding, get the fucking tape and destroy it!”

(The following scene is in slow motion)

Shadow moves slowly, “Nnnoooo…” He says.

Rouge pushed Sonic toward were the tape was. “Get…the…freaking'…tape…you freaking'… retard!” She said.

Big lifts up his finger and pick his nose. “Foggy…” (Were the hell did he come from?)

“Sonic…No!” Camera dude screams. Sonic gets the tape and sets it on fire. Shadow crouches on the floor and starts to cry. “Waaa…Waaa…” Sonic and everybody (except Camera dude) laughs cruelly.

(Returns to regular version)

“Now… to get rid off Shadow and … who the hells are you?” Tails asks.

“Well,” Camera dude tells. “ My name is-“

Shadow's Dark Angel: We interrupted this broadcast to tell you that Shadow the Hedgehog will star in his own game. Maybe… Did I tell you already? Well, on whit the dumb ass story.

“ Oh, well, we will kill you to!” Amy said. They all started closing in on them.

“Wait! Please don't kill me! I'll do anything!” Camera dude said. “Yes, anything! I'm to young to die!” Shadow pleaded.

“Anything?” They said in unison. Sonic got a really messed up smile on his face. “Well we will have to talk about this.” He said, “ Amy, Tails, get out!”

“Hell no! I want to beat the fuck out of Shadow and this moron!” Tails said. Everybody was silent for five straight minutes. “Fine!” Then Tails and Amy walked out angrily.

“You!” Knuckles pointed his middle finger at Camera dude. “I'll let you live if you… go on a date with…Jackie!”

“No! Please, God! Noooo!” Camera dude started twitching. “It's okay man! I'll go to your funeral!” Shadow said. “Thanks man, you're my best friend.” Camera dude said. Shadow punched him in the shoulder. “No I'm not!”

“Shadow!” Rouge said in a scary tone. “ You will go on a date with…Amy Rose!”

“What! No! She is gay! That is why she likes that mutherfucker, Sonic!” The soon-to-be-doomed-black-hedgehog said.

“I'll be noble and pretend you did not just say that.” Sonic said, while flicking Shadow off. “Pick her up at eight o clock.” Out of nowhere, Big started singing, “Ohhhh… I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve, everybody's nerve!”

(End Chapter)