Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Sonic adventures! ❯ Oh dear...weird stuff is happening! ( Chapter 9 )
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By: Heliotrope 
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.07.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 958 | Visits: 538 | Status: Completed
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.07.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 958 | Visits: 538 | Status: Completed
SONIC ADVENTURES
PART NINE: OH DEAR...LOADS OF WEIR STUFF IS HAPENING!
Hello little readers!
Last time on Sonic Adventures, Big the Cat kept falling on everyone, The Digimon Kaiser and Wormmon appeared in the Chao world, Knuckles and Rouge caused a traffic jam, Sonic and Shadow stole Tails' plane again, and Omochao did a lap dance for Tails!
....I think thinks when just a bit too insane, and for once Sonic and Shadow didn't make out...WEIRD!
{O_o;; Um, O...k... Let's start the actual story! ^_^}
" Um, Ken-chan, do you really think we should have left the Chao world?" asked Wormmon as he Kaiser Ken walked along a random street.
" Of course you stupid worm, why does it matter if we leave it, we aren't even suppose to be in it!"
" Oh yeah. But Ken-chan, we left the Chao garden door open..."
" So? What's the worst that could happen?" asked Ken.
Suddenly all the Chao in the gardens run out the door and go racing off down the street.
...
...
Kaiser Ken and Wormmon just stared after them.
...
" This is bad isn't it Ken-chan?"
" Yep"
...
" Well then, what should we do now Ken-chan?" Wormmon asked, before randomly hugging Ken's leg again.
" .........RUN!" screamed Ken, shaking Wormmon off his leg and running off the opposite way the Chao went.
Wormmon picked himself up and started hopping after Kaiser Ken.
" Ken-chan! Wait!!" he cried.
{In another part of the street...}
Knuckles and Rouge glanced nervously at all the cars surrounding them.
The two of them jumped in surprise as about ten cars started honking at them.
" Ah!" cried Knuckles. " They've turned into Geese!"
" ...You idiot! That's just the noise the car horns make!" yelled Rouge.
" Oh yeah!"
" KNUCKLES!"
" ROUGE!"
Knuckles and Rouge turned around just in time to get hit in the face by their excitable Chao.
" Oww... Hey! What are you two doing here anyway? I didn't think the Chao could come out of the gardens" said Knuckles.
" Of course we can! How do you think we get on Angel island if we can't!?" Emerald yelled angrily, smacking Knuckles across the back of the head.
Minty shot a nervous look at Emerald and said " Someone open the Chao garden door"
" Who did?" Knuckles asked.
" The Digimon Kaiser!"
" ....Have you been eating those Rainbow drop Yum-yum pies again?" Rouge asked her Chao.
" Yes, but that's not the point, he was there!" insisted Minty.
Knuckles and Rouge shot each other dubious glances.
" He was! This wasn't one of my pie educed hallucinations! Usually when i hallucinate it's about purple wombats singing in a bathtub!"
{Hehe, Babylon 5 reference ^-^}
Rouge dropped Minty and hurriedly backed away from him.
" You scare me!" she announced.
{Back with Tails!}
Tails lay huddled up in the corner of Sonic and Shadows living room, tears running down his face.
" Please, make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!!" he begged.
The shadow of a creature of pure evil crept closer to the poor little fox.
" Hi, I'm Omochao!"
Tails screamed.
{And now with the Hedgehogs}
Sonic and Shadow were making out in Tails' plane.
Sonic pulled away from Shadow for a moment, much to the other Hedgehogs annoyance.
" Um Shadow, don't you think we should land the plane before we continue making out?" he asked.
" Nope!" said Shadow, and he pounced on Sonic again.
" Ah!" squealed Sonic. " But Shadow, we'll crash, and almost certainly die if we don't land!"
" So? Apparently we've both survived falling through the atmosphere, so who cares if we crash in a plane?" argued Shadow.
" Oh yeah. I wonder how long it would take for us to hit the ground anyway?" wondered Sonic.
" I dunno Sonikku-chan, maybe we should-"
NEW GAMBLING OPERTUNITY!
" Huh?"
HOW LONG YOU THINK HEDGEHOG PLANE TAKE BEFORE IT HIT GROUND!?
WILL IT BE:
A: 10-30 SECONDS
{HAI!}
B: 30-60 SECONDS
{HAI!}
C: 60-120 SECOND
{HAI!}
PLACE BETS NOW!!!
".........I'm scared, hold me!" cried Sonic, jumping back into Shadow's arms.
BETTING ENDS!!
" ...What?"
And then the plane fell!
{O_O; Hehe, guess what show that's from! ^-^;;}
{Meanwhile with...oh dear god.......It's with Big the Cat!}
GASP! 'faints'
{Er.....I'll take over till he wakes up}
I'm up!
{...... >_<;;}
Anyway....Big and Froggy were sitting around the near their house in the Mystic ruins jungle, doing nothing as usual...
" Duuuuh, Froggy....I'm...duuuuuh...confused..." said Big.
" ..............Shut the hell up you stupid cat! I'm sick and tired of you, you stupid god dammed idiot!!!" roared Froggy, his eyes turning red.
" ........You so funny Froggy, you my best friend!" said Big, grabbing Froggy and hugging him, almost choking the poor frog in the process.
" Piss off! And get your slimy paws off me!" screamed Froggy, desperately wiggling too get away.
" Duuuh, Froooooogggyyy.......you so cuddly!"
" That's it!" yelled Froggy, leaping out of Bigs arms and landing a few feet away.
Froggy turned round and glared up at Big.
" I hate you! Leave me alone!" he yelled.
" Duuuh..."
" Stupid cat, stupid world, I hate them all....always stuck with fat-ass cats or stuck in little ponds..."
" Duuuuuh...."
" And mummy always liked me least..."
" Duuuuuuuh..."
" And she would never buy me the Pony with sparkly purple mane that I wanted!"
" Duuuh..."
" Oh wait, that Pony may have been a dream..."
" Duuuuuuh...."
" Oh who cares..............I'm gonna take over the world instead!" declared Froggy, striking a pose.
" And I'm gonna help you for no apparent reason!" said Metal Sonic, falling out of the sky and landing on Big.
" Oops, I think I killed him..."
.....
.....
" YAY!" cheered Froggy
...And most of the world too!
" Watch out world, the rule of Froggy and Metal Sonic...will soon begin.....BWAHAHA HAHAHAAA BWAHAAAAHAAAAHAAA BWAAAAAHAAAAA!!!"
Er, they continued laughing like this for several hours....
{Oh well, see you in the next chapter!}
BYE! ^__^
PART NINE: OH DEAR...LOADS OF WEIR STUFF IS HAPENING!
Hello little readers!
Last time on Sonic Adventures, Big the Cat kept falling on everyone, The Digimon Kaiser and Wormmon appeared in the Chao world, Knuckles and Rouge caused a traffic jam, Sonic and Shadow stole Tails' plane again, and Omochao did a lap dance for Tails!
....I think thinks when just a bit too insane, and for once Sonic and Shadow didn't make out...WEIRD!
{O_o;; Um, O...k... Let's start the actual story! ^_^}
" Um, Ken-chan, do you really think we should have left the Chao world?" asked Wormmon as he Kaiser Ken walked along a random street.
" Of course you stupid worm, why does it matter if we leave it, we aren't even suppose to be in it!"
" Oh yeah. But Ken-chan, we left the Chao garden door open..."
" So? What's the worst that could happen?" asked Ken.
Suddenly all the Chao in the gardens run out the door and go racing off down the street.
...
...
Kaiser Ken and Wormmon just stared after them.
...
" This is bad isn't it Ken-chan?"
" Yep"
...
" Well then, what should we do now Ken-chan?" Wormmon asked, before randomly hugging Ken's leg again.
" .........RUN!" screamed Ken, shaking Wormmon off his leg and running off the opposite way the Chao went.
Wormmon picked himself up and started hopping after Kaiser Ken.
" Ken-chan! Wait!!" he cried.
{In another part of the street...}
Knuckles and Rouge glanced nervously at all the cars surrounding them.
The two of them jumped in surprise as about ten cars started honking at them.
" Ah!" cried Knuckles. " They've turned into Geese!"
" ...You idiot! That's just the noise the car horns make!" yelled Rouge.
" Oh yeah!"
" KNUCKLES!"
" ROUGE!"
Knuckles and Rouge turned around just in time to get hit in the face by their excitable Chao.
" Oww... Hey! What are you two doing here anyway? I didn't think the Chao could come out of the gardens" said Knuckles.
" Of course we can! How do you think we get on Angel island if we can't!?" Emerald yelled angrily, smacking Knuckles across the back of the head.
Minty shot a nervous look at Emerald and said " Someone open the Chao garden door"
" Who did?" Knuckles asked.
" The Digimon Kaiser!"
" ....Have you been eating those Rainbow drop Yum-yum pies again?" Rouge asked her Chao.
" Yes, but that's not the point, he was there!" insisted Minty.
Knuckles and Rouge shot each other dubious glances.
" He was! This wasn't one of my pie educed hallucinations! Usually when i hallucinate it's about purple wombats singing in a bathtub!"
{Hehe, Babylon 5 reference ^-^}
Rouge dropped Minty and hurriedly backed away from him.
" You scare me!" she announced.
{Back with Tails!}
Tails lay huddled up in the corner of Sonic and Shadows living room, tears running down his face.
" Please, make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!!" he begged.
The shadow of a creature of pure evil crept closer to the poor little fox.
" Hi, I'm Omochao!"
Tails screamed.
{And now with the Hedgehogs}
Sonic and Shadow were making out in Tails' plane.
Sonic pulled away from Shadow for a moment, much to the other Hedgehogs annoyance.
" Um Shadow, don't you think we should land the plane before we continue making out?" he asked.
" Nope!" said Shadow, and he pounced on Sonic again.
" Ah!" squealed Sonic. " But Shadow, we'll crash, and almost certainly die if we don't land!"
" So? Apparently we've both survived falling through the atmosphere, so who cares if we crash in a plane?" argued Shadow.
" Oh yeah. I wonder how long it would take for us to hit the ground anyway?" wondered Sonic.
" I dunno Sonikku-chan, maybe we should-"
NEW GAMBLING OPERTUNITY!
" Huh?"
HOW LONG YOU THINK HEDGEHOG PLANE TAKE BEFORE IT HIT GROUND!?
WILL IT BE:
A: 10-30 SECONDS
{HAI!}
B: 30-60 SECONDS
{HAI!}
C: 60-120 SECOND
{HAI!}
PLACE BETS NOW!!!
".........I'm scared, hold me!" cried Sonic, jumping back into Shadow's arms.
BETTING ENDS!!
" ...What?"
And then the plane fell!
{O_O; Hehe, guess what show that's from! ^-^;;}
{Meanwhile with...oh dear god.......It's with Big the Cat!}
GASP! 'faints'
{Er.....I'll take over till he wakes up}
I'm up!
{...... >_<;;}
Anyway....Big and Froggy were sitting around the near their house in the Mystic ruins jungle, doing nothing as usual...
" Duuuuh, Froggy....I'm...duuuuuh...confused..." said Big.
" ..............Shut the hell up you stupid cat! I'm sick and tired of you, you stupid god dammed idiot!!!" roared Froggy, his eyes turning red.
" ........You so funny Froggy, you my best friend!" said Big, grabbing Froggy and hugging him, almost choking the poor frog in the process.
" Piss off! And get your slimy paws off me!" screamed Froggy, desperately wiggling too get away.
" Duuuh, Froooooogggyyy.......you so cuddly!"
" That's it!" yelled Froggy, leaping out of Bigs arms and landing a few feet away.
Froggy turned round and glared up at Big.
" I hate you! Leave me alone!" he yelled.
" Duuuh..."
" Stupid cat, stupid world, I hate them all....always stuck with fat-ass cats or stuck in little ponds..."
" Duuuuuh...."
" And mummy always liked me least..."
" Duuuuuuuh..."
" And she would never buy me the Pony with sparkly purple mane that I wanted!"
" Duuuh..."
" Oh wait, that Pony may have been a dream..."
" Duuuuuuh...."
" Oh who cares..............I'm gonna take over the world instead!" declared Froggy, striking a pose.
" And I'm gonna help you for no apparent reason!" said Metal Sonic, falling out of the sky and landing on Big.
" Oops, I think I killed him..."
.....
.....
" YAY!" cheered Froggy
...And most of the world too!
" Watch out world, the rule of Froggy and Metal Sonic...will soon begin.....BWAHAHA HAHAHAAA BWAHAAAAHAAAAHAAA BWAAAAAHAAAAA!!!"
Er, they continued laughing like this for several hours....
{Oh well, see you in the next chapter!}
BYE! ^__^