Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Sonic adventures! ❯ Tails is on the war path! ( Chapter 8 )

SONIC ADVENTURES

PART EIGHT: TAILS IS ON THE WAR PATH!

Hello little readers! Last time we left off, Tails was very annoyed that Sonic and Shadow stole his plane, as so he should be dag-nabbit!!

{Hmm, I don't think `Dag-nabbit' is a word….}

Aw darn it, anyway… Let's see what happens next! ^_^

" SOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!"

Everyone in Sonic and Shadow's house covered their ears at the horrible sound of Tails screaming.

" Dear god, it's worse than his singing!" cried Knuckles, quickly hiding under a nearby table.

Suddenly one of the windows smashed and a very pissed off looking Tails fell through it.

" Don't you dare insult my singing, I have a beautiful voice!" screeched Tails angrily as he picked himself up off the floor.

" You sing like a girl!" argued Shadow.

" No I don't!" yelled Tails.

And then he proceeded to start singing his theme song.

" Ah, you have a woman's voice milord!" yelled the mad leg-less pirate from Black adder, who randomly fell out of an equally random plot hole.

{Yay, you gotta love Black adder! Er, hopefully you readers know what that is…}

Plot holes suddenly opened around our poor confused friends.

" My god!" Sonic screamed suddenly, freaking everyone out. " This is the devils' work!"

" No, actually it's just Omochao's" corrected Knuckles.

" …Whats the difference?" Shadow asked him.

" …..Good point"

" Hi, I'm Omochao! I'm here to help you!"

Everyone spun round and saw Omochao flying towards them.

"…………………..AHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" everyone screamed, loudly.

Tails picked up a nearby chair and began beating Everyone the Giraffe over the head, until he passed out.

Sonic blinked. "Well that was random"

Omochao suddenly flew right at Sonic's face, causing Sonic to shriek like a girl and leap into Shadow's arms.

" Let's get out of here!!" screamed Shadow, desperately trying to hold Sonic and stand up at the same time.

" To the Batmobile!" said Rouge, who had suddenly fallen out of a plot hole.

" Huh?" said Knuckles.

" Er, I mean, to the Tornado!"

And with that Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles and Rouge all made a run for the door.

" You leave my plane alone!" yelled Tails, tripping over Everyone and landing in a very un-natural way on the floor.

" ARRRRGGGGG! MY SPLEEN!" cried Tails, clutching his stomach.

" That's not where your spleen is…is it?" Knuckles asked from outside.

" I dunno, it just sounded good!" said Tails. " Hey hang on, how can you tell where I'm holding? Your outside!"

Knuckles decided not to answer this, and him and the others continued to run to the Plane.

Luckily for them Tails couldn't chase after them, because he was a bit distracted by Omochao

doing a lap dance in front of him……..weird…

{Meanwhile, er, somewhere else….}

" Holy plot holes Batman!" Robin cried for no reason.

" Shut up fool!" ordered Batman, " I'm playing cards with the Joker!"

The Joker cackled suddenly, turned into a Goat, threw the cards in Batman's face and ran off down the street.

" Damm it!" yelled Batman, slamming his fist down, " Why does he always do that!? We've never even finished a single hand before!"

" Shut up!" an unknown voice yelled.

{Suddenly the camera zooms out and shows Batman and Robin are sitting on Santa's sleigh, with Santa and a very annoyed Mr. Horse the Rapidash, instead of a Reindeer}

" DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Mr. Horse roared suddenly, and they all vanished.

{Mr. Crystal Penguin suddenly flies into view}

" Um, what was the point of that bit?" he asked, while eating a Rainbow drop Yum-yum Pie.

I dunno, don't ask me………WHEEEEEEEEEEE!

" O_o; Um, Ok……." Mr. Crystal Penguin said nervously.

{Meanwhile back with the Sonic gang}

The Sonic gang, except Tails, had escaped in the Tornado 3 and were currently flying above Sonic and Shadow's house.

" I have a question" said Sonic.

" What is it?" asked everyone else.

" How come weir hovering over our house instead of flying away to safety?"

" Oh yeah, good point!" agreed Shadow, and he quickly flew the Tornado away from the house.

{A few minuets later…}

" I have another question!"

" What is it now Sonikku?"

" How can we all be sitting in this plane when it only has one seat?"

"………….I dunno" said Shadow.

And thus everyone except for Sonic and Shadow {Shadow was standing on a wing} suddenly fell out of the sky.

"……….Well that's got to hurt when they hit the ground" said Sonic, unintentionally stating the obvious.

{Meanwhile in the Chao garden}

Sonic and Shadow's newly renamed Chao, Mizu and Tsuki, were arguing…as usual.

" It's my toy you idiot!" said Tsuki, tugging angrily at the small toy car in Mizu's paws.

Mizu glared at Tsuki and tugged back with equal force. " No it isn't! And how comes your

not talking like a baby anymore?"

" Well, isn't it obvious why?"

"……….No?"

" I grew up!"

" Oh!"

Suddenly Eggy walked up to them and snatched the car from Mizu and started to walk away.

He then paused and turned round, and began to point and laugh at the two other Chao, he then turned and walked away……only to collide strait into Bubbles, dropping the toy car and causing it to smash on the ground.

" Damm it!" yelled Eggy, " Why do you always foil my plans!?"

" Huh? What? Where? When? ……..Food!" exclaimed Bubbles, before collapsing to the floor and going back to sleep.

Eggy stamped him foot in annoyance. " I HATE YOU ALL!!!!" he roared.

" Sweetie! Calm down or you won't get any loving tonight!" snapped Sky, smacking Eggy on the back of the head.

" I'm sorry Sky-chan! I'll be good!" said Eggy.

Minty laughs randomly and made the whip cracking motion, sadly, this caused another plot hole to open, and the Digimon Kaiser and Wormmon fell out of it.

" ARG! It's a big-haired, bad-ass, hot-ass, whip wielding, psychopathic Kaiser….RUN!!" screamed Emerald, and all the Chao ran for the other side of the garden.

Kaiser Ken blinked in surprise, and glanced down at Wormmon. " I'm not really that scary, am I?" he asked the Digimon.

" No Ken-chan, your wonderful! I love my sexy Ken-chan!" declared Wormmon, and

proceeded to glomp Ken's leg.

Ken naturally look a little freaked out, which is weird since only a complete idiot wouldn't have noticed that Wormmon is obsessed with him.

" Hey get off me!" cried Ken, " Your slimeing up my pants!"

" …..Ken-chan, you already said that in an episode. And what exactly am I slimeing up your pants with?"

" Er….never ask that question!"

" Ken-chan…we've been over this before. You are not a Vorlon!"

" Shut up!"

And then Big the Cat fell on them.

{Meanwhile Knuckles and Rouge land in the middle of a road}

" There's a traffic jam…and it's all YOUR fault!" a random man screamed at them as he drove past.

" Er…well that was random" said Rouge.

" Yeah, it was" agreed Knuckles.

……

……

And then Big the Cat fell on them….hmm, he seems to like falling on people…

Oh well, that's the end of that!

See you in the next chapter! ^_^