Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Sonic adventures! ❯ Ahhh! It's Big and Omochao! Run!! ( Chapter 7 )

SONIC ADVENTURES

PART SEVEN:AHHH! IT'S BIG AND OMOCHAO! RUUUUUN!!!

When we left off, our poor weird little Animal friends were about to encounter the horror that is Omochao, let's see what happens!

Sonic and Shadow fear hugged and Knuckles hid behind them as they fearfully peered round the door, only to be surprised when they saw no Omochao.

" But we heard his voice, where is he?" asked Shadow.

Before anyone else could answer the house suddenly started shaking around them.

" Er, what was that?" gulped Sonic.

" I dunno" said Knuckles.

The three of them looked out the window and saw a giant Omochao Mecha coming towards the house.

{Geez, that's enough to make anyone fall to their knees and scream at the heavens}

Which is just what Sonic did!

" Why god, WHHHHYYYYY!?!?!?!!?" screamed Sonic.

" I was in a mean mood! ^^ " a deep voice from above boomed, freaking out our three friends.

And just when things couldn't get any worse, they do!

A giant Big the Cat hot air balloon, with Big the big fat cat himself in it , came flying towards them.

" Ahhhh!" screamed Shadow, " It's the two most god awful creatures in existence, Big and Omochao! What did we do to deserve this!?"

" Well you did forget the flush the toilet last week" Sonic reminded him.

" Yeah, but I thought I made up for that the next evening!" cried Shadow, " I even let you be on top, remember?"

" Oh yeah, that was fun!" grinned Sonic, and then he promptly went into flashback mode.

{Which luckily we don't see! ^-^ }

" Um, guys? Could you please stop focusing on your weird yaoi…..stuff…." Knuckles began,

" And turn your attention to the two demons coming towards us"

" Demons and Omochao!? My god, this is the worst day ever!" Shadow exclaimed.

Knuckles glared at him and gritted his teeth, " I was referring to them you idiot!"

" Oh…….Ok!"

Everyone looked up and saw that the Omochao Mecha has stopped in front of them, it then began speaking, naturally in Omochao's voice.

" Hi, I'm Omochao! I'm here to help you, and to play my new theme song!"

The sounds of a cassette being put in a player and rewound were heard, and then the song started playing.

Can you feel his hints

Moving through your mind

Ooooh, looks like he's got a lot more!

Can you feel his hints

Slipping down your spine

Ooooh, you try and try to ignore him

But you can hardly focus

He's in your face!

When you can't help but listen

He makes you go a bit insane!

Omochao!

Giving hints like there's no tomorrow

Omochao!

Even more than yesterday

Omochao!

Even if you beg for mercy

Omochao!

He will never shut his face

Can you feel his hints

Tangle up your mind

Yeah, now you've collapsed to the floor

Going mad!

But you can't save your sanity

Your still playing the game

When you can't help but listen

It makes you go a bit insane!

There's his face

Giving so many pointless tips

There's his place

Where he lives his worthless life

Somebody kill him!

Somebody kill him!

Omochao!

Giving hints like there's no tomorrow

Omochao!

Even more than yesterday

Omochao!

Even if you beg for mercy

Omochao!

He will never shut his faaaaaace!!!

Our three friends blinked and stared at Omochao with their jaws dropped.

" Um, why is his own theme song insulting?" asked Knuckles.

" I'm not sure, but the really amazing thing is that its all true!" said Sonic.

Shadow continued to stare up at Omochao with a blank look on his face.

" Shadow-chan? Are you ok?" Sonic asked worriedly.

Knuckles poked Shadows shoulder, but the Hedgehog just continued to stare.

" Er, I think he killed him" said Knuckles.

Sonic gasped and glared up at Omochao, " How dare you kill my Shadow-chan! You stupid robotic son of a female dog!"

Suddenly the Big the cat balloon landed, shaking Shadow out of his daze.

" Yay! Your not dead!" shrieked Sonic, glomping Shadow.

Big the cat got out of his balloon and started walking towards our friends, causing their eyes to widened in terror.

" Don't worry boys and girls!" said Shadow, stepping protectively in front of his friends, like the brave cutie he is.

" There aren't any girls here" muttered Knuckles.

" Oh yeah! Anyway, I shall protect you from the freakishly big and annoying cat!" Shadow declared.

Shadow then whipped out his trusty Shotgun, from the `Master Emerald place'

" Wouldn't it hurt putting a Shotgun there?" wondered Knuckles.

{Shut up! It's a plot hole, the greatest thing in the universe!}

Shadow loaded his Shotgun and proceeded to shoot Big in the stomach, causing him to pop, very much like a balloon when it gets pricked by a pin.

Our friendly friends blinked in surprise.

" Well, I didn't expect that to happen" said Knuckles.

Shadow, deciding that Shotguns were the greatest things in the world, had began randomly shooting at the sky, laughing like a madman.

" Shadow! Stop being naughty! People shouldn't play with Shotguns, or regular guns for that matter!" scolded Sonic, waggling a finger at Shadow.

" Aw, your cute when your annoyed Sonikku. But don't worry, you can play with my

`Shotgun' anytime!" grinned Shadow.

" Yay! ………Can I play with it now?"

" No, not in public, I'm not into that sort of thing……yet"

" His Shotgun!?" groaned Knuckles, burying his head in his hands.

" Yeah!" cried Sonic, " It's long and hard and full of-"

" AGHHH! Please don't finished that sentence!" begged Knuckles.

" Ok! ^__^ " agreed Sonic.

Shadow threw his Shotgun {No, not THAT Shotgun} into a nearby plot hole, and started glancing about.

" Hey, where did Omochao go?" he asked.

" I don't really know, but he's gone, thus……IT'S TIME TO PARTY!!!!!!!!" screamed Sonic, nearly deafening the other two.

{Five minuets later….}

Sonic and Shadows house was suddenly full of loud music, party decorations, several tables of food, and a lot of random people dancing randomly around the room.

Knuckles walked over to Sonic, " Hey Sonic, great party! But, er….where did all this come

from in five minuets anyway?"

" I'm not sure, but I'm going to blame it on a plot hole" said Sonic.

" Oh……Ok!" nodded Knuckles.

" Hey, has anyone seen Tails?" asked Shadow.

{Meanwhile with Tails}

Tails was stalking angrily down the road to Sonic and Shadows house, ready to retrieve his plane, also known as he's on the warpath.

" I'm on the war path!" yelled Tails.

Um, yeah, I just said tha- Oh screw it, that's the end of the chapter!

See you in the next chapter! ^___^