Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Sonic adventures! ❯ Oh no! Knuckles is annoyed! ( Chapter 5 )

SONIC ADVENTURES

PART FIVE: OH NO, KNUCKLES IS ANNOYED!

Hello poor innocent readers, welcome to the chapter, this time its about our old pal Knuckles, aren't we all thrilled about that!?

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Someone answer me!

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Answer meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

{ O_o; Er, Yuppers! Let's start the story!}

It was a happy sparkly little day on Angel island, and our good old watchdog/ Echidna,

Knuckles, was once again guarding the nasty mean old Master Emerald.

……….Oh wait, he's actually asleep………

Anyway, suddenly, along came the most annoying thing on Earth…………Omochao!

" Hi, I'm Omochao!" Omochao said as he buzzed around Knuckles' head like a fly just waiting to be swatted with a magazine.

Knuckles, being the alert fellow that he is, instantly woke up!

……..After Omochao had kicked him in the eye a few times that is.

" AHHHHHH! Angry Badgers attacking me with spoons!" Knuckles yelled as he woke up, only to come face to face with Omochao.

" Hi there Mr. Knuckles, good old pal of the forest, flower of the night, Badger of the

underworld, DOG OF THE FERNACE! …….How ya doing?" Omochao asked, staring at

him with his ever present grin.

Knuckles just sort of stared at him, and like most sane people, just wished that Omochao

would explode in an explosion of puffy and sparkly colours.

Sadly, this did not happen.

" What do you want?" asked Knuckles.

" Mr. Morden?" asked Omochao.

{You'll only get that if you watch Babylon 5, one of the greatest shows on Earth! ^_^}

" No, I just want to know what you want" sighed Knuckles, rubbing his eyes sleepily and almost stabbing himself with those spikes he has on his hands.

" Why were you having the same dream as Bubbles the Chao?" Omochao asked, he seems to like asking things doesn't he?

" I dunno why I was, maybe weir connected on some weird out there spooky level………AHHH! I'm connected to a stupid lazy ass of a Chao! Help meeeeeeee!!!"

screamed Knuckles, and he started to run around in a panic.

" Hold your Horses mate!" Omochao yelled in an Australian accent.

" Neeeeeeeiiiiiigggggggighhhhhhh!!!!" neighed Mr. Horse, falling out of a random plot hole.

" Get out of here you stupid Rapidash!" ordered Omochao.

Mr. Horse glared at Omochao, got an evil look in his red demonic eyes, and then fire blasted the poor little robot.

"……….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Omochao screamed, leaping up about 50ft in the air.

Mr. Horse laughed like the madmanhorse that he is and started to walk off, he then paused as he thought of something.

" Andromida, come here, we need to ride off into the sunset like in a Cowboy film!" said Mr. Horse.

" No, I'm not coming there, I'm with the metal Hedgehog at the moment!" Andromida yelled from a distance.

" You stay away from my boyfriend!" Omochao screamed as he fell back down to the ground.

Mr. Horse sighed and looked around in a bored manner, he then neighed again and galloped off.

Knuckles stopped running around and just stood there looking confused.

" That bit made no sense!" he announce.

Now that's true!

" Who said that!?" asked Knuckles, looking around fearfully.

It was me……the narrator!

"Oh…..that's nice" Knuckles said.

{Later on, our friendly bat friend Rouge appeared on the island. Yuppers, she didn't fly there, she just appeared out of thin air…..}

O_o;; Rouge how did you get here!? Wait, Knuckles should be asking that.

" Rouge, how did you get here!?" Knuckles asked.

" I came to see you baby" Rouge said suggestively.

" I'm not a baby!" argued Knuckles.

Rouge sighed and slapped her forehead, "You're an idiot Knuckles"

" I know, but I'm a damm fine and sexy idiot though!" grinned Knuckles.

" Well that's true" agreed Rouge.

Rouge paused for a minuet, actually she paused for one minuet three seconds!

" Knuckles…..did you know that Omochao is hugging your ass?" asked Rouge.

" WHAAAAAAT!? He is!?"

Knuckles felt behind his back and pulled out a very happy looking Omochao.

" Hi I'm Omochao, and I'm here to say you have a nice ass!"

" Why you little-" began Knuckles, and began to beat the crap out of Omochao.

Omochao fell to the ground a few minuets later, short circuiting and twitching.

" I…..Omochao…..Help…..Digging tools…….Don't fall……Meteors……I like your nuts……Chao…….Sonadow……Knuckles ass……"

" Chaos spear!" Knuckles yelled, a Chaos spear came out of nowhere and was about to hit Omochao when suddenly Sonic and Shadow's voices were heard in the distance.

" Hey! That's my move! Don't use that!" Shadow screamed.

" Shadsy, forget about that, come to bed and use your moves on me………" Sonic said.

Knuckles, Rouge, Omochao, and even the Chaos spear sweatdropped.

"……….How did we even hear them from here?" asked Knuckles.

" I dunno" said Rouge.

And then Omochao blew up, taking most of Angel island, and the Master Emerald with it.

{Later on again, Knuckles is more than a little pissed off}

" I'm annoyed!" announced Knuckles, "Most of Angel island is gone, the Master Emerald broke so I'm going to have to repair it AGAIN, and worst of all……….I'm stuck in this stupid story!!!!"

Don't worry Knuckles, things might pick up!

" How?"

Don't ask me! I'm just the underpaid narrator.

{Your not getting a raise!}

¬_¬;; Damm….

" I hate my life!" groaned Knuckles, putting his head in his hands, "Since most of my home is gone, I'm going to have to stay with Sonic and Shadow!"

" YAY! Room mate!" screamed the Hedgehogs happily, jumping up and down and hugging each other.

" Come on lets go home!" said Shadow, and him and Sonic each grabbed one of Knuckles arms and dragged him towards the Tornado 3.

" Hey, how comes you've got this here?" asked Knuckles.

" Well, we kind of `borrowed' it from Tails" said Sonic.

{Meanwhile at Tails' house in the Mystic ruins…..}

Tails yawned sleepily as he woke up, ready for another happy day of inventing and just doing nothing.

" Inventing, inventing, I love inventing!" Tails sang as he walked down the stairs.

He stopped dead in horror when he got to the bottom though.

"AHHHHHH! WHERE THE HELLS MY PLANE GONE!?"

Suddenly he realised who must have taken it.

"SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!"

{Back with the others}

" Did you guys hear something?" asked Sonic.

" Nope, come on lets go" said Shadow.

And with that our three favourite idiots got on the Tornado 3 and flew off into the sunset.

" Damm it!" screamed Mr. Horse, kicking Andromida and Metal Sonic in the shin, "They stole my bit!"

That's the end of this chapter!

See you again soon! ^__^