Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ TAILS BECOMES A DAD ❯ EGGMAN WINS/MOLLY'S DATE ( Chapter 37 )
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By: DIPLOMATIC_FOX 
MOLLY AND C.T ARE NOW DATIGN VERY FUNNY CH R&R
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Drama / Comedy / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.06.2006 | Updated On: 06.06.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 4.2K | Visits: 400 | Status: Completed
MOLLY AND C.T ARE NOW DATIGN VERY FUNNY CH R&R
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Drama / Comedy / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.06.2006 | Updated On: 06.06.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 4.2K | Visits: 400 | Status: Completed
MOLLY AND C.T. ARE ON THEIR FIRST DATE EGGMAN FINALL DEFEATS SONIC IN AN EGG EATING CONTEST...
A week later Sonic now extremely sick for binging on beer and sausage for a week is lying there moaning as Amy just sitting there "serves you right you get sick on out honey moon and tonight you plan to make me a grieving widow shame on you Sonic" as she smacks him up side the head. Sonic gets up holding his now enlarged belly belching as loud as he can "I need to get to Holland so I can get some Ganja" Sonic pulls out a yellow chaos emerald "Chaos Control" and is gone to the Netherlands he sees a shop with a cannabis leaf enters and leaves with a bag of some purple haze he then teleports him self back to Germany in his hotel he pulls out a crack pipe and beings to smoke coughing violently "cough* man this is some good shit!!*cough*"
Amy looks on in disgust "aren’t you going to share" he hands her the pipe and she takes a few hits as she blows it out with ease "where the hell did you learn to smoke like that?" ask Sonic now his eyes half closed "when you were in the hospital C.T. taught me after we killed Fang and Ivory" "hmph" hisses Sonic "you could have waited till I came out" " sorry I wanted to avenge you"
now both stoned they just sit there wide grinned 2 hours later Sonic look at the clock "oh fuck Eggman will think I backed down" as he bolts out the door Amy behind.
When he gets to where Oktoberfest was he sees Eggman with a girl and a referee with 2 bottles of pickled eggs each has 100 eggs. As he sits down now very hungry and half high "ohhohoho Sonic I finally beat you at something" Sonic ignores him as the referee counts "ein, zwei, drei gehen!" (One, two, three go!) They begin to eat eggs rapidly nearly an hour into it Eggman is in the lead after 2 hours Sonic is out but some how finishes it off however Eggman is finished in 120 min Sonic looses Eggman leaves all smiles as he boasts he finally beaten Sonic only in a friendly eating game. Sonic now sick again goes back to the hotel to throw up after wards he’s so weak he just lays there Amy now upset calls C.T. he picks up "yo what up" Amy sobs as she tells him "Sonic not only got sick bingeing on sausage and beer now got sick trying to eat 100 pickled eggs!!" "Calm down if you want I could send Shadow down there to heal him" "hell no I just need some one to talk to plus I’m heading home pick me up!!!" "How can I you are half way around the world and you got my car" "waaaa,waaaaa" cried Amy "oh great I can’t use Chaos Control in my state just have Shadow get you or Tails I’m medically unavailable and you know this mannnnn!!!!!" "waaaaaw,waaaaa" Amy kept sobbing "fine just stop crying your making my arm hurt I’ll find away to get you and bring you home"
"Oh boy" said Amy as she hung up C.T. heads to Tails house he pound on the door with his foot Tails opens it "what the fuck happened" he said half sleepy "I need your plane to get Amy it has Chaos Control right?" "Yeah here" Tails hands him the keys "next time get caller ID" C.T. leaves as Tails heads back to sleep. C.T. hops in the Tornado 2 and is gone he teleports himself to Berlin finds Amy sobbing on a bench so he comforts her "so where is Sonic" "a-at the hotel throwing up his guts" "Where’s my car" "in the underground parking lot" C.T. kissed Amy’s fore head and runs off to get it when he come back he bitches about it smelling like sausage and beer "don’t worry I can have it cleaned" he connects the car to the Tornado 2 and helps Amy on board with his good arm and teleports out of there he returns the plane to Tails, and takes his car to be washed and takes Amy home. Where she’s all alone since Cream moved out Rouge is gone Bleu is still in France and Molly well who the hell cares where she’s at (besides me wink)"Sonic is a real jerk" she hisses as she wipes away her tears first he dates Shadow now he over eats twice just to show off fuck why did I fall in love with him!!!" "whoa he dated Shadow damn" C.T. pulls down in his shirt and shows a tattoo that reads "pain is love" "see here this is my first tattoo I got it well because love has many things plus I can show it off like Ja Rule holla!!!"
----Gremany---
Back at he hotel Sonic gets up finds Amy gone and a note that readsgood luck getting back to the states I took the car Amy Rose….
"Oh fuck what have I done Chaos Control" and is gone he is now at Station Square "shit I forgot my stuff and the bill Chaos Control" back in Berlin he pays the bill checks out and teleports back now tired he sits down. after a few min he heads for Amy’s apt he opens her apt up "honey I’M home" when he enters it he sees Thomas trying lift a glass of juice with his left hand he successfully does in agonizing pain and sips it and puts it down after a while he rests his steel covered arm on a pillow as Amy cried in joy "you have more use with it I’m so glad"
"damn I wish they would just fix it already damn nerves!!!" Amy sees Sonic now here face of joy turns to anger "you really got some nerve benign here" she hissed, " yeah you stunk up my car!!!" "Shut up Thomas this is between me and him" "yeah shut up Thomas this is between her and him D’oh!!"
"Look Amy I’m sorry only I can’t back down also I love to win this is the first time I ever lost and I don’t feel good but I feel even worse if I loose you please forgive me" C.T. gives Amy a nod and she smacks him up side the head "your forgiven but next time swallow your pride" "agreed" C.T. now moving his arm up and down as he hisses in pain "well after I have my date I’ll then I’ll have it skinned grafted so I can get my tattoos redone ya wanna come Amy?"
"I would love to see you get tattooed to see if you squirm like a girl" C.T. growled as he left putting back on his sling.
Later that night he got a black suite with the left sleeve as Molly got ready very nervous as it was girls night out Cream, Cosmo, Lunar, Amy, and Rouge all helped Molly get ready the reason Lunar was there because Luna was busy with school work plus he wanted his hair done
Cream was adding curlers to Lunar’s hair as Amy painted his nails Cosmo painted his toes as Rouge helped Molly get ready Molly just wearing a white bra and underwear looking for something nice to wear Rouge pulls out simple nice black dress and tan stocking also some fancy shoes "here you will look great" as she dresses a knock on the door CT holding Knuckles in a chokehold with is right arm and flowers in his left "Amy take these my arm is getting sore" so why you have that knuckle head like that?"
"Bastard tried to eat these flowers" "Molly is almost ready come in." C.T. enters still holding Knuckles sees Lunar getting made pretty "lost the bet eh?" "Yes" replied Lunar as Cream is applying eye shadow you can let him go now C.T. drops Knuckles hard as he gets up gasping for air "see what you get fuck head?" "Fu-ck y-ou" replied Knuckles "well guess there’s room for one more make over" smiled Cosmo as she makes the flowers fresher Molly comes out dazzling Rouge with her she is a bit nervous m-Molly you look pretty he smiled as he hands her the flowers Amy whispers in his ear "be nice to her or else" thank you Molly says as he grabs his good arm they leave out the door. Rouge grabs Knuckles in a full nelson as Amy applies make up he kicks and screams until Lunar removes his sword and says "I’ll give you some thing to scream about" as they enter the car the doors lift up.
"So where are we going" Molly asks "a nice Ethiopian place I know" he turns on the music of Frayser Boy and Mike Jones who Mike Jones!! Screwed and chopped as they listen
[Chorus]
I got dat drank, I got dat drank, that purple drank (dat purple drank)
I got dat drank, I got dat drank, that purple drank (dat purple drank)
I got dat drank, I got dat drank, that purple drank (dat purple drank)
(Mike Jones) "Just had a fourth and a sip of eight"
I got dat drank, I got dat drank, that purple drank (dat purple drank)
I got dat drank, I got dat drank, that purple drank (dat purple drank)
I got dat drank, I got dat drank, that purple drank (dat purple drank)
(Mike Jones) "Just had a fourth and a sip of eight"
[Frayser Boy]
I'm getting full of drank leanin movin slow seeming
unda the influence will make you fall asleep dreaming
$200 for a pint got a dub get a "O"
really dog really y'all I can get it for the low
Which you know about them jolly ranchers make it tasty
frayser boy, swisha house you know me gettin wasted
real fellas click up you gon have to face it
yea I know these suckas on the town gotta hate me
Doin real big and my system full of that promethazine
have you kinda dumb sayin thangs that you don't really mean
messin wit that gallon too have me scratching for a itch
fill my cup to the brim over ice pourin it
2 Liters of that purple potion bout to ball out
pint sizing pints woah think I'm bout to fall out
frayser bizzle slummed out in the bay
getting leaner addicted to this medicine
yo I'm just admitting it
[Chorus]
[Mike Jones]
I keep purple stuff all in my cup 84's when I'm rollin up
big faces I'm folding up diamond shine from princess cuts
down south we sip that lean ride candy cars wit drop out screens
wit screwed music up in my deck texas boys finna get repect
I'm Mike Jones (Mike Jones) wit purple stuff in my styrofoam
from H Town to Memphis 10 I'm hittin licks on my wireless phone
281-3-3-oh, eight-zero-zero-fo'
you need the drank let me know and Mike Jones will have it at yo do'
I'm feelin good I'm feelin great just had a 4th and a sip of eight
I'm holdin it down "down south" representing that texas state [Repeat]
I'm Mike Jones I know you know my name
but pretty soon y'all gon know about this purple drank
Once that Codeine hits your system it gon make you lean
another fiend compliments of promethazine
[Chorus]
(Paul Wall - "lets see you po it up. swishahouse, paul wall baby")
[Paul Wall]
I got that purple drank that texas tea up in my cup
grab a sprite pop the seal pour a duece and then mix it up
I sip it slow when I jam that screw I hold it down for the low star state
gettin full of that purple oil I throw it off and I'm feelin great
I got that TV screens fallin down (fallin down)
I got them 84 spokes wit them bowls rollin round
fo fo's still tippin purple drank still sippin
duece po a 4 a whole pint boy I ain't trippin
grippin wood like a lumber jack candy slab is what I'm swangin
a white cup full of purple stuff thats that syrup you see me drankin
thats my trunk that you see poppin hoes boppin cause I'm the man
put it down and go get a room and then rock there world thats my plan
I'm out that swishahouse coota bang and archie lee
michael watts and mike jones and paul wall baby yea thats me
gettin full of that purple drank that codeine, promethazine
T ferrace just bought me a pint lets pop the seal I'm ready to lean
"So why don’t they mention morphine or Demerol" because that is stronger than codeine also it is dangerous I had to add a little to it before serving it out trust me that could kill you but over in the south its crazy.
As they blast some other music "this is about vicoden" 3-6 Mafia feat UGK
Sippin' on some siz-erp, sip, sippin' on some, sip [Repeat 8x] [Pimp C] I'm trill working the wheel, a pimp not a simp Keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp We eat so many shrimp, I got iodine poisoning Fuck niggas make me sick with all that pinchin' and bargaining You say that you a boss, I ain't believing that shit You got the funny Geneva watch, with the Ferrari kit Take that monkey shit off, you embarrassing us I got the wet promenthazine, thick orange and yellow tuss Hydrocor-zone, on the hands-free phone The '84 zone, on them blades, 20-inch chrome If you got 16, you can get a biz-zerd I'm choking on that doja sweet and sipping on that sizz-erp [DJ Paul] Niggas scared to flaunt it, some niggas they want it want it Some niggas they joan it joan it, but I be fucked up up on it We're with the Mafia 6, and we ain't bout that bullshit If we gon' get high we gon' get high, and we gon' house a bitch Two niggas all at the mouth, two niggas all at the ass And plus there's some type of nigga Dick hard all night and she cool with that She popped her a pill of X, and drank on some orange juice And just when you thought she was freakin' she done got super loose Niggas come in by threes and deuces all in circles like duck-duck-goose All that want it can bone it, she on that X and that tootie fruit 40 dollars for just one ounce ounce plus Tuss and X is how its pronounced Niggas sipping and dipping and tripping, man I'm bout all out Sippin' on some siz-erp, sip, sippin' on some, sip [Repeat 4x] [Juicy J] People always asking me, "Me the Three 6 high on that" Rolling on them X pills, stuttering pup-pup powder packs Woah-wuh where the weed at, ain't like that we need that Nyquil will slow me down, something that keep me easy Nothing like that yella yella that will have you itching man Talking like you "What's up, fool?" Vocal chords sounding lame In my days all we did was chief out on a quarter pound Gone on coke, eyes are bucked, this here shit will knock you down Knock you out, make you fall asleep when you're on them wheels Ain't no doubt, hit me when I beep for this refill Once again, on my wicked high, gotta have that drank Heard my name, Gino, I feel like I'm gonna fucking faint [Bun B] Nigga tell me what you know bout Frank, Nito and Young Guido Paul and Vito, we play a tune it sweeter than Pedito With my Three 6 nigga pouring up in my southern creedo Quick fast, we'll put it on your ass like John Vito Cause you fronting rap sanger, be creamy like a Zanger You ain't from the manger boy, but you gets the middle finger Come bang her, rum dranker, occaisionally take Your bitch to the Telly and be a dick and cum slanger When Big Bun come danger, nigga ring your alarm Sexy thang on my arm, cup of drank in my palm And that crazy shit, I'm tripping on some skinny bitches Something that's wholesome, Florida to Folsom And for the most I'm steady sippin' on some sizzerp Sippin' on some siz-erp, sip, sippin' on some, sip [Repeat til fade]
"Gee in the south they sure like to do dope" "not really everywhere they do it" as they leave the car they look up and see a tall skinny guy spray painting a bill board of Sonic that says "say no to drugs" with the dare logo "Yo Mango you bitch" C.T. yells as he runs down he falls screaming after he lands he approaches C.T. "man why you spook me like that man I’m trying to save my business" "how" he said "selling drugs" "nah man I’m a tagger I get paid to vandalize shit man can’t you loan me some money so a nigga can eat" "1 don’t hustle a hustler 2 fine but first you vandalize something for me, a teacher named Jean Tramori I need you to fuck up her car real bad here"he hands Mango a 100 dollar bill "you mean that teacher that you had a grudge on for ever since 6th grade damn nigga I know she didn’t let you get some cake I didn’t get any either fuck that bitch I’ll do it!!" As he runs off staggering Molly asks "what happened anyway" "well I ask when do we get some cake during graduation and I didn’t get any!" A fierce look of anger was on his face after a few second he says let’s go as they walk into the restaurant a girl all dingy asks for some money "fuck you Jennifer you dumb bitch you acted like you were all better than me and treated me like an outsider so fuck you!" "who was that" some bitch that was real fucked up to me in Jr high they were fucked up to me most were killed but the few that remained well I can have some fun!" gee you were right about that how did they die joined the armed forces and got killed sadly I cant disrespect them for that but if they are in hell I’m glad. As they enter the restaurant they are seated to the fish tank a golden room with flags and wild animals carved out of brass
C.T. orders the spicy wheat spaghetti deep fried fish and a steak with nonalcoholic beer.
Molly has the same as they talk C.T. says "so how do you like earth" well it’s kind of less advanced but its close to home I can live with that. Molly said "how is your arm doing well I am getting back full use sooner than I think plus I got dressed in 20 min it hurt like hell but it was worth it" as they waiter handed them the food his steak was cut up for him as they eat he said "they usually do that for people that have war injuries he smiled." "Soon I plan to get my nerves fixed and this beam removed as well as skin graphs so I can show off my tattoos." As he rolls up some pasta and eats it steam comes from his ears "are you ok" she asks "yeah this is what happens when you haven’t eaten spicy food in a while" as he takes a large drink from the water glass.
"So you really thought I was in danger so you shot Vanilla?" "There were many reasons why I shot her she was evil, I was worried about you, what she did to Cream, and how she was with my ex agent." "Were you and Randy once close?" "Along time ago he got me a job he also complained and people didn’t like his cockyness so I stood up for him and then he became an agent for LindsayThorndyke after she died he worked for me then Chris I lost my job because of bullshit so I retaliated and sued them Randy lost his job and became an agent however he got greedy and wanted more so he sold himself out and now he’s in hell where he belongs."
After they finished a dessert cart comes by and he grabs them one handed with ease after ward they pay and leave a nice tip. As they leave Jennifer confront C.T. "your something else you got all this power and use it for your self I know I was wrong why can you forgive me!!! Huh" "because you treated me like shit I did nothing wrong you forced me into therapy so fuck you a lot I do more good than you imagine, dumb bitch" C.T. hissed as Jennifer slapped him she looks at Molly "I don’t know how much he paid you but you could do better!" Just then Alyssa showed up "C-Unit!" And slapped her dead in the face before manhandling her like she was Hilary Duff "get out of here I’ll take care of her" so they leave.
As they drive back C.T. says "glad they returned now I got extra back up" as he wipes the dirt off his face with his left arm as he hisses about it. When they reach Station Square he walks her back to Amy’s apt she e lets him in they see Lunar wearing a red cocktail dress moving around "does this make me look fat" " No you armor does smirked C.T." "Oh fuck close the door" he screamed "don’t worry I remember doing that too where Knuckles at?" he hears screaming "oh for the love of God" as Knuckles comes out in a green dress looking all pretty every one whistles Rouge approaches "I always wanted to date a drag queen" as she kisses Knuckles. He grabs her and then next thing you hear is hot sex as he locks the door.(yes another lemon) she gets butt naked as Knuckles removes the dress she rides him this time he see that nice ass and begins to rub it as he inserts his slong into it "man this is lose" he smiles as he butt fucks her she screams in pleasure after wards he nuts all over her back and wings as he begins to eat her out she sucks his cock as they hear for the shower in the other side.
C.T. says "I seen enough I hope you had a lovely evening sorry that skank showed up" "I enjoyed tonight lets do it again" as he leaves she closes the door.
Molly looks out the window at the moon ,or what left of it, Amy approaches her "so you really like him don’t you" "yes" she smiled Lunar get dressed and leaves waiting for Knuckles to return as Knuckles comes out still wearing the dress Lunar grabs him and drags him out in his dress "now your my bitch" Lunar smiled. The others leave later on. C.T. picks up Alyssa " so I hear you were on a peace mission" "yes well I heard you almost got killed" "nah I almost lost my arm but hey it was worth it" "so you find someone" "I decided to date Adam (ImIrish) that’s good as he takes her home he says "don’t ever boss me around like that again I hate being told what to do." "Ok then" as she get out and heads home he takes off.
(A/N:bout time anywayz enjoy…)
A week later Sonic now extremely sick for binging on beer and sausage for a week is lying there moaning as Amy just sitting there "serves you right you get sick on out honey moon and tonight you plan to make me a grieving widow shame on you Sonic" as she smacks him up side the head. Sonic gets up holding his now enlarged belly belching as loud as he can "I need to get to Holland so I can get some Ganja" Sonic pulls out a yellow chaos emerald "Chaos Control" and is gone to the Netherlands he sees a shop with a cannabis leaf enters and leaves with a bag of some purple haze he then teleports him self back to Germany in his hotel he pulls out a crack pipe and beings to smoke coughing violently "cough* man this is some good shit!!*cough*"
Amy looks on in disgust "aren’t you going to share" he hands her the pipe and she takes a few hits as she blows it out with ease "where the hell did you learn to smoke like that?" ask Sonic now his eyes half closed "when you were in the hospital C.T. taught me after we killed Fang and Ivory" "hmph" hisses Sonic "you could have waited till I came out" " sorry I wanted to avenge you"
now both stoned they just sit there wide grinned 2 hours later Sonic look at the clock "oh fuck Eggman will think I backed down" as he bolts out the door Amy behind.
When he gets to where Oktoberfest was he sees Eggman with a girl and a referee with 2 bottles of pickled eggs each has 100 eggs. As he sits down now very hungry and half high "ohhohoho Sonic I finally beat you at something" Sonic ignores him as the referee counts "ein, zwei, drei gehen!" (One, two, three go!) They begin to eat eggs rapidly nearly an hour into it Eggman is in the lead after 2 hours Sonic is out but some how finishes it off however Eggman is finished in 120 min Sonic looses Eggman leaves all smiles as he boasts he finally beaten Sonic only in a friendly eating game. Sonic now sick again goes back to the hotel to throw up after wards he’s so weak he just lays there Amy now upset calls C.T. he picks up "yo what up" Amy sobs as she tells him "Sonic not only got sick bingeing on sausage and beer now got sick trying to eat 100 pickled eggs!!" "Calm down if you want I could send Shadow down there to heal him" "hell no I just need some one to talk to plus I’m heading home pick me up!!!" "How can I you are half way around the world and you got my car" "waaaa,waaaaa" cried Amy "oh great I can’t use Chaos Control in my state just have Shadow get you or Tails I’m medically unavailable and you know this mannnnn!!!!!" "waaaaaw,waaaaa" Amy kept sobbing "fine just stop crying your making my arm hurt I’ll find away to get you and bring you home"
"Oh boy" said Amy as she hung up C.T. heads to Tails house he pound on the door with his foot Tails opens it "what the fuck happened" he said half sleepy "I need your plane to get Amy it has Chaos Control right?" "Yeah here" Tails hands him the keys "next time get caller ID" C.T. leaves as Tails heads back to sleep. C.T. hops in the Tornado 2 and is gone he teleports himself to Berlin finds Amy sobbing on a bench so he comforts her "so where is Sonic" "a-at the hotel throwing up his guts" "Where’s my car" "in the underground parking lot" C.T. kissed Amy’s fore head and runs off to get it when he come back he bitches about it smelling like sausage and beer "don’t worry I can have it cleaned" he connects the car to the Tornado 2 and helps Amy on board with his good arm and teleports out of there he returns the plane to Tails, and takes his car to be washed and takes Amy home. Where she’s all alone since Cream moved out Rouge is gone Bleu is still in France and Molly well who the hell cares where she’s at (besides me wink)"Sonic is a real jerk" she hisses as she wipes away her tears first he dates Shadow now he over eats twice just to show off fuck why did I fall in love with him!!!" "whoa he dated Shadow damn" C.T. pulls down in his shirt and shows a tattoo that reads "pain is love" "see here this is my first tattoo I got it well because love has many things plus I can show it off like Ja Rule holla!!!"
----Gremany---
Back at he hotel Sonic gets up finds Amy gone and a note that readsgood luck getting back to the states I took the car Amy Rose….
"Oh fuck what have I done Chaos Control" and is gone he is now at Station Square "shit I forgot my stuff and the bill Chaos Control" back in Berlin he pays the bill checks out and teleports back now tired he sits down. after a few min he heads for Amy’s apt he opens her apt up "honey I’M home" when he enters it he sees Thomas trying lift a glass of juice with his left hand he successfully does in agonizing pain and sips it and puts it down after a while he rests his steel covered arm on a pillow as Amy cried in joy "you have more use with it I’m so glad"
"damn I wish they would just fix it already damn nerves!!!" Amy sees Sonic now here face of joy turns to anger "you really got some nerve benign here" she hissed, " yeah you stunk up my car!!!" "Shut up Thomas this is between me and him" "yeah shut up Thomas this is between her and him D’oh!!"
"Look Amy I’m sorry only I can’t back down also I love to win this is the first time I ever lost and I don’t feel good but I feel even worse if I loose you please forgive me" C.T. gives Amy a nod and she smacks him up side the head "your forgiven but next time swallow your pride" "agreed" C.T. now moving his arm up and down as he hisses in pain "well after I have my date I’ll then I’ll have it skinned grafted so I can get my tattoos redone ya wanna come Amy?"
"I would love to see you get tattooed to see if you squirm like a girl" C.T. growled as he left putting back on his sling.
Later that night he got a black suite with the left sleeve as Molly got ready very nervous as it was girls night out Cream, Cosmo, Lunar, Amy, and Rouge all helped Molly get ready the reason Lunar was there because Luna was busy with school work plus he wanted his hair done
Cream was adding curlers to Lunar’s hair as Amy painted his nails Cosmo painted his toes as Rouge helped Molly get ready Molly just wearing a white bra and underwear looking for something nice to wear Rouge pulls out simple nice black dress and tan stocking also some fancy shoes "here you will look great" as she dresses a knock on the door CT holding Knuckles in a chokehold with is right arm and flowers in his left "Amy take these my arm is getting sore" so why you have that knuckle head like that?"
"Bastard tried to eat these flowers" "Molly is almost ready come in." C.T. enters still holding Knuckles sees Lunar getting made pretty "lost the bet eh?" "Yes" replied Lunar as Cream is applying eye shadow you can let him go now C.T. drops Knuckles hard as he gets up gasping for air "see what you get fuck head?" "Fu-ck y-ou" replied Knuckles "well guess there’s room for one more make over" smiled Cosmo as she makes the flowers fresher Molly comes out dazzling Rouge with her she is a bit nervous m-Molly you look pretty he smiled as he hands her the flowers Amy whispers in his ear "be nice to her or else" thank you Molly says as he grabs his good arm they leave out the door. Rouge grabs Knuckles in a full nelson as Amy applies make up he kicks and screams until Lunar removes his sword and says "I’ll give you some thing to scream about" as they enter the car the doors lift up.
"So where are we going" Molly asks "a nice Ethiopian place I know" he turns on the music of Frayser Boy and Mike Jones who Mike Jones!! Screwed and chopped as they listen
[Chorus]
I got dat drank, I got dat drank, that purple drank (dat purple drank)
I got dat drank, I got dat drank, that purple drank (dat purple drank)
I got dat drank, I got dat drank, that purple drank (dat purple drank)
(Mike Jones) "Just had a fourth and a sip of eight"
I got dat drank, I got dat drank, that purple drank (dat purple drank)
I got dat drank, I got dat drank, that purple drank (dat purple drank)
I got dat drank, I got dat drank, that purple drank (dat purple drank)
(Mike Jones) "Just had a fourth and a sip of eight"
[Frayser Boy]
I'm getting full of drank leanin movin slow seeming
unda the influence will make you fall asleep dreaming
$200 for a pint got a dub get a "O"
really dog really y'all I can get it for the low
Which you know about them jolly ranchers make it tasty
frayser boy, swisha house you know me gettin wasted
real fellas click up you gon have to face it
yea I know these suckas on the town gotta hate me
Doin real big and my system full of that promethazine
have you kinda dumb sayin thangs that you don't really mean
messin wit that gallon too have me scratching for a itch
fill my cup to the brim over ice pourin it
2 Liters of that purple potion bout to ball out
pint sizing pints woah think I'm bout to fall out
frayser bizzle slummed out in the bay
getting leaner addicted to this medicine
yo I'm just admitting it
[Chorus]
[Mike Jones]
I keep purple stuff all in my cup 84's when I'm rollin up
big faces I'm folding up diamond shine from princess cuts
down south we sip that lean ride candy cars wit drop out screens
wit screwed music up in my deck texas boys finna get repect
I'm Mike Jones (Mike Jones) wit purple stuff in my styrofoam
from H Town to Memphis 10 I'm hittin licks on my wireless phone
281-3-3-oh, eight-zero-zero-fo'
you need the drank let me know and Mike Jones will have it at yo do'
I'm feelin good I'm feelin great just had a 4th and a sip of eight
I'm holdin it down "down south" representing that texas state [Repeat]
I'm Mike Jones I know you know my name
but pretty soon y'all gon know about this purple drank
Once that Codeine hits your system it gon make you lean
another fiend compliments of promethazine
[Chorus]
(Paul Wall - "lets see you po it up. swishahouse, paul wall baby")
[Paul Wall]
I got that purple drank that texas tea up in my cup
grab a sprite pop the seal pour a duece and then mix it up
I sip it slow when I jam that screw I hold it down for the low star state
gettin full of that purple oil I throw it off and I'm feelin great
I got that TV screens fallin down (fallin down)
I got them 84 spokes wit them bowls rollin round
fo fo's still tippin purple drank still sippin
duece po a 4 a whole pint boy I ain't trippin
grippin wood like a lumber jack candy slab is what I'm swangin
a white cup full of purple stuff thats that syrup you see me drankin
thats my trunk that you see poppin hoes boppin cause I'm the man
put it down and go get a room and then rock there world thats my plan
I'm out that swishahouse coota bang and archie lee
michael watts and mike jones and paul wall baby yea thats me
gettin full of that purple drank that codeine, promethazine
T ferrace just bought me a pint lets pop the seal I'm ready to lean
"So why don’t they mention morphine or Demerol" because that is stronger than codeine also it is dangerous I had to add a little to it before serving it out trust me that could kill you but over in the south its crazy.
As they blast some other music "this is about vicoden" 3-6 Mafia feat UGK
Sippin' on some siz-erp, sip, sippin' on some, sip [Repeat 8x] [Pimp C] I'm trill working the wheel, a pimp not a simp Keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp We eat so many shrimp, I got iodine poisoning Fuck niggas make me sick with all that pinchin' and bargaining You say that you a boss, I ain't believing that shit You got the funny Geneva watch, with the Ferrari kit Take that monkey shit off, you embarrassing us I got the wet promenthazine, thick orange and yellow tuss Hydrocor-zone, on the hands-free phone The '84 zone, on them blades, 20-inch chrome If you got 16, you can get a biz-zerd I'm choking on that doja sweet and sipping on that sizz-erp [DJ Paul] Niggas scared to flaunt it, some niggas they want it want it Some niggas they joan it joan it, but I be fucked up up on it We're with the Mafia 6, and we ain't bout that bullshit If we gon' get high we gon' get high, and we gon' house a bitch Two niggas all at the mouth, two niggas all at the ass And plus there's some type of nigga Dick hard all night and she cool with that She popped her a pill of X, and drank on some orange juice And just when you thought she was freakin' she done got super loose Niggas come in by threes and deuces all in circles like duck-duck-goose All that want it can bone it, she on that X and that tootie fruit 40 dollars for just one ounce ounce plus Tuss and X is how its pronounced Niggas sipping and dipping and tripping, man I'm bout all out Sippin' on some siz-erp, sip, sippin' on some, sip [Repeat 4x] [Juicy J] People always asking me, "Me the Three 6 high on that" Rolling on them X pills, stuttering pup-pup powder packs Woah-wuh where the weed at, ain't like that we need that Nyquil will slow me down, something that keep me easy Nothing like that yella yella that will have you itching man Talking like you "What's up, fool?" Vocal chords sounding lame In my days all we did was chief out on a quarter pound Gone on coke, eyes are bucked, this here shit will knock you down Knock you out, make you fall asleep when you're on them wheels Ain't no doubt, hit me when I beep for this refill Once again, on my wicked high, gotta have that drank Heard my name, Gino, I feel like I'm gonna fucking faint [Bun B] Nigga tell me what you know bout Frank, Nito and Young Guido Paul and Vito, we play a tune it sweeter than Pedito With my Three 6 nigga pouring up in my southern creedo Quick fast, we'll put it on your ass like John Vito Cause you fronting rap sanger, be creamy like a Zanger You ain't from the manger boy, but you gets the middle finger Come bang her, rum dranker, occaisionally take Your bitch to the Telly and be a dick and cum slanger When Big Bun come danger, nigga ring your alarm Sexy thang on my arm, cup of drank in my palm And that crazy shit, I'm tripping on some skinny bitches Something that's wholesome, Florida to Folsom And for the most I'm steady sippin' on some sizzerp Sippin' on some siz-erp, sip, sippin' on some, sip [Repeat til fade]
"Gee in the south they sure like to do dope" "not really everywhere they do it" as they leave the car they look up and see a tall skinny guy spray painting a bill board of Sonic that says "say no to drugs" with the dare logo "Yo Mango you bitch" C.T. yells as he runs down he falls screaming after he lands he approaches C.T. "man why you spook me like that man I’m trying to save my business" "how" he said "selling drugs" "nah man I’m a tagger I get paid to vandalize shit man can’t you loan me some money so a nigga can eat" "1 don’t hustle a hustler 2 fine but first you vandalize something for me, a teacher named Jean Tramori I need you to fuck up her car real bad here"he hands Mango a 100 dollar bill "you mean that teacher that you had a grudge on for ever since 6th grade damn nigga I know she didn’t let you get some cake I didn’t get any either fuck that bitch I’ll do it!!" As he runs off staggering Molly asks "what happened anyway" "well I ask when do we get some cake during graduation and I didn’t get any!" A fierce look of anger was on his face after a few second he says let’s go as they walk into the restaurant a girl all dingy asks for some money "fuck you Jennifer you dumb bitch you acted like you were all better than me and treated me like an outsider so fuck you!" "who was that" some bitch that was real fucked up to me in Jr high they were fucked up to me most were killed but the few that remained well I can have some fun!" gee you were right about that how did they die joined the armed forces and got killed sadly I cant disrespect them for that but if they are in hell I’m glad. As they enter the restaurant they are seated to the fish tank a golden room with flags and wild animals carved out of brass
C.T. orders the spicy wheat spaghetti deep fried fish and a steak with nonalcoholic beer.
Molly has the same as they talk C.T. says "so how do you like earth" well it’s kind of less advanced but its close to home I can live with that. Molly said "how is your arm doing well I am getting back full use sooner than I think plus I got dressed in 20 min it hurt like hell but it was worth it" as they waiter handed them the food his steak was cut up for him as they eat he said "they usually do that for people that have war injuries he smiled." "Soon I plan to get my nerves fixed and this beam removed as well as skin graphs so I can show off my tattoos." As he rolls up some pasta and eats it steam comes from his ears "are you ok" she asks "yeah this is what happens when you haven’t eaten spicy food in a while" as he takes a large drink from the water glass.
"So you really thought I was in danger so you shot Vanilla?" "There were many reasons why I shot her she was evil, I was worried about you, what she did to Cream, and how she was with my ex agent." "Were you and Randy once close?" "Along time ago he got me a job he also complained and people didn’t like his cockyness so I stood up for him and then he became an agent for LindsayThorndyke after she died he worked for me then Chris I lost my job because of bullshit so I retaliated and sued them Randy lost his job and became an agent however he got greedy and wanted more so he sold himself out and now he’s in hell where he belongs."
After they finished a dessert cart comes by and he grabs them one handed with ease after ward they pay and leave a nice tip. As they leave Jennifer confront C.T. "your something else you got all this power and use it for your self I know I was wrong why can you forgive me!!! Huh" "because you treated me like shit I did nothing wrong you forced me into therapy so fuck you a lot I do more good than you imagine, dumb bitch" C.T. hissed as Jennifer slapped him she looks at Molly "I don’t know how much he paid you but you could do better!" Just then Alyssa showed up "C-Unit!" And slapped her dead in the face before manhandling her like she was Hilary Duff "get out of here I’ll take care of her" so they leave.
As they drive back C.T. says "glad they returned now I got extra back up" as he wipes the dirt off his face with his left arm as he hisses about it. When they reach Station Square he walks her back to Amy’s apt she e lets him in they see Lunar wearing a red cocktail dress moving around "does this make me look fat" " No you armor does smirked C.T." "Oh fuck close the door" he screamed "don’t worry I remember doing that too where Knuckles at?" he hears screaming "oh for the love of God" as Knuckles comes out in a green dress looking all pretty every one whistles Rouge approaches "I always wanted to date a drag queen" as she kisses Knuckles. He grabs her and then next thing you hear is hot sex as he locks the door.(yes another lemon) she gets butt naked as Knuckles removes the dress she rides him this time he see that nice ass and begins to rub it as he inserts his slong into it "man this is lose" he smiles as he butt fucks her she screams in pleasure after wards he nuts all over her back and wings as he begins to eat her out she sucks his cock as they hear for the shower in the other side.
C.T. says "I seen enough I hope you had a lovely evening sorry that skank showed up" "I enjoyed tonight lets do it again" as he leaves she closes the door.
Molly looks out the window at the moon ,or what left of it, Amy approaches her "so you really like him don’t you" "yes" she smiled Lunar get dressed and leaves waiting for Knuckles to return as Knuckles comes out still wearing the dress Lunar grabs him and drags him out in his dress "now your my bitch" Lunar smiled. The others leave later on. C.T. picks up Alyssa " so I hear you were on a peace mission" "yes well I heard you almost got killed" "nah I almost lost my arm but hey it was worth it" "so you find someone" "I decided to date Adam (ImIrish) that’s good as he takes her home he says "don’t ever boss me around like that again I hate being told what to do." "Ok then" as she get out and heads home he takes off.
(A/N:bout time anywayz enjoy…)