Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Echidna Prince ❯ The Mysterious Stain ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2- The Mysterious Stain

Narrator: Ah, it was yet another peaceful day in the kingdom.

Sapphire: Boy, was yesterday weird! I think I've lost 50 percent of my eyesight when Shadow was dancing in his underwear! O.O

Shadow fan girls: YOU ARE SO LUCKY!!!

Sapphire: *sigh* My heart lies with another…

Shadow fan girls: WHO IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SHADOW?!?!

Narrator: AH SCREW IT!!

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Tikal: zzzzzzz….*still falling*

Chaos: I LIVE!!! AH! I Have Lice!

Tikal: *wakes up and stops falling* Chaos! You're speaking English!

Chaos: Wha? Oh! Sploosh, gurgle!

Tikal: Finally, I stopped falling; I must return to my kingdom and rule it for all eternity! MUAHAHAHHA!!!!

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Shadow: *sleeping in Knuckles oversize bed* Zzzz….it's good to be Irish…cheese…hmm…*starts eating Knuckles pillow*

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Tarosamo: This truly is hell…

Tree: LIMBO!! Limbo, limbo, limbo! Limbo, limbo, limbo!

Tarosamo: I must kill myself now…

Sapphire: *appears* Never fear! I shall save you, uh…what rhymes with fear?

Tarosamo: Kill?

Sapphire: Kill! I can't say kill!

Tarosamo: You just did…

Sapphire: O.o;; Oh shoot…

Tree: *falls, lands on Taro*

Tarosamo: x.x

Sapphire: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey, look, a penny! *picks up penny* Yay! A penny earn is a penny save! *disappear*

Tarosamo: Owie…

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Knuckles and Rouge than appear in Knuckles room.

Knuckles: *looks at Shadow eating his pillow* NOT MY PILLOW! Now where is my head gonna lay at?!

Rouge: *grins*

Shadow: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….hmm…green eggs and ham….I do not like…but my name isn't Mike…*wakes up, see Knuckles and Rouge*

Rouge: Shadow!

Shadow: Knuckles!

Knuckles: Rouge!

Rouge: Knuckles!

Shadow: Rouge!

Knuckles: Knuckles!

Shadow: Shadow!

Rouge: Rouge!

All: …….

Rouge: Now that we are all introduced…

Knuckles: *looks horrified at a yellow spot in his bed* SHADOW!!! WHAT IS THAT SPOT IN MY BED?!?!?!

Shadow: Uh…lemonade?

Knuckles: You pissed in my bed!

Shadow: No…it really is lemonade…See, look at this flashback...

~*~Flashback~*~

Shadow: *drinking lemonade* Aw, lemonade…sweet stuff….*spills some on the bed* Oh, crappers.

~*~End Flashback~*~

Knuckles: Oh, well then, okay!

Rouge: O.o

Shadow: What are you two doing here anyway?

Knuckles: We have something to tell you, but first, where are the others?

Everyone else: *suddenly appear in the room*

Amy: Rouge?

Sonic: Knuckles?

Knuckles: Sonic?

Shadow: Sonic?

Rouge: Rouge?

Tikal: Chaos?

Chaos: Gurgle?

Sapphire: Tiger? O.o()

Tarosamo: Sapphire?

Sapphire: Sapphire?

Continues for an hour.

All: *silent* …………………..

Rouge: …..Knuckles…weren't we suppose to be telling them something?

Knuckles: Oh, yeah. Guys, we have something important to tell you all!

Sonic: What? That you two eloped in Rome and have three children and every time you kiss Rouge gets pregnant like in that one episode of Family Matters?

All except for Rouge and Knuckles: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!

Rouge: Actually, that's exactly true. ^_^

Everyone except for RxK: O.O *long pause* …………………….…........... .....

Knuckles: *kisses Rouge*

Rouge: *becomes pregnant* Whoa…

Little red kid thing #1: *appears* MOMMY! DADDY!

Little red kid thing #2: *appears* POOPIE!

Little red kid thing #3: *appears* AMY! *runs to Amy*

Amy: Awww…*Picks kid up*

Little red kid thing #3: *cries*

Sonic: Whoa, Ames, you can even make a kid cry.

Amy: *hits Sonic with Piko-Piko Hammer*

Sonic: x.x I tat I taw a puddy kat!

Amy: *evil smirk* You did! You did taw a puddy kat!

Tarosamo: *staring at Rouge and Knuckles* Are you two for real?

Knuckles: *trying hard not to laugh, but failing* Hehehe….HAHAHAHAHA!!!! *falls to the floor*

Rouge: *laughing too* Hehehe!

Sapphire: What's so funny?

Knuckles: Hehehe…you guys…should've…hehe…saw your…Hahaha…faces! Priceless!

Rouge: *pulls balloon out of her shirt* We were fooling you guys! April Fools!

Sapphire: ….But April Fools was last week…

Rouge: Oh, it was? Oh well! Week after April Fools!

Amy: So, who are the kids?

Little red kid thing #1: *pulls down a sipper, he has hair growing out of his chin and his stomach is really fat and ugly…smoking a cigarette* Ah, pay up, chick. *holds hand out*

Rouge: *Smiles and give dude twenty dollars* Here you go…

The other two get their money and leave too.

Shadow: I am one with the pillow…literally…shouldn't have eaten it…

Knuckles: *remembers his pillow* No…my-my-pillow!!! SHADOW!!!

Shadow: You've reach Shadow, sorry, but he's not in. Leave a name and message at the beep. BEEP!

Tikal: *noticed the stain in Knuckles sheet* OH MY GOD! Knuckles! You wet the bed?!?!!

Knuckles: No! Shadow was sleeping in my bed-!!

Sonic: *gasp* SHADOW!! You pee the bed?!

Shadow: NO!!!! It's lemonade!!

Tikal: *goes closer to the mysterious stain, sniffs it* Hmmm…*runs a finger over it, tasting it* Hmmm…yep, lemonade…

All: O.O

Tikal: What?

Amy: And what if that wasn't lemonade?

Sonic: Ew! Then you would've tasted pee! Gross!

Tarosamo: I have come back from the dead…and have been forgotten…

Random cat: Meow.

Shadow: Moo.

Sonic: I think that fall from the ARK had fried his brain…

Amy: I agree…speaking of which, where is Tails?

Sonic: How does frying one brain bring about Tails?

Amy: I don't know.

Tails: *suddenly crashes through Knuckles window* Dum dum dum! It is I! Flying Fox boy!

All: *GASP!!* Flying Fox boy!

Tails: That is what I said…

Shadow: Now I shall depart! *pull out the green Chaos Emerald* Adios amigos!

Knuckles: He has the Chaos Emerald!

Shadow: CHAOS CONTROL!!! *disappear*

Knuckles: He's gone!

Sonic: He took the green Chaos Emerald!

Rouge: Again?!

Tails: My favorite color!

All except Tails: *falls anime style*

Tails: What'd I say?

Knuckles: We should follow him!

Rouge: Yes, we should!

Sonic: But how?!

Sapphire: Guess what!

Tarosamo: What?

Sapphire: Chicken butt!

Tarosamo: Where have I heard that one before? *eyes Sonic*

Sonic: *smiles sweetly*

Amy: Sonic!

Sonic: What?

Amy: Sonic!

Sonic: What?!

Amy: Sonic!

Sonic: WHAT?!?!?!

Amy: Sonic!

Sonic: WHAT IS IT?!?!

Amy: ….I dunno…

Sonic: *falls down* O.o()

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Shadow: *reappears in a forest* YES! FREEDOM!

Mario: It'sa me! MARIO!

Shadow: What hell have I walked into?

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Rouge: Knuckles, I have the feeling we are forgetting something.

Knuckles: YES! The family jewel thingamajig!

Tikal: Where is the Master Emerald?!

Knuckles: *trying to remember* Let's see…last thing I remember was that I was fighting with Rouge…oh, yeah, Rouge?

Rouge: Yes?

Knuckles: I'm sorry…if I hurt you.

Rouge: Huh?

Knuckles: *runs away and into a door* Who put that door there? *falls down with stars around his head*

Sonic: *flinch* Ow, man, that gotsta hurt….

Tails: *Looking at a stain on the bed* Knuckles…you pee the bed?

Knuckles: *growls* For crying out loud! SHADOW was sleeping there!!!

Tails: Then Shadow pees the bed?

Knuckles: Ugh! It's LEMONADE!!!

Tails: Really? I like lemonade! Especially if it has tons and tons and tons and tons of sugar! Where's the lemonade storage at in this castle?

Tikal: Chaos?

Knuckles: Tails…don't even think about it.

Tails: *smile innocently* Think about what, Knuckles?

Sonic: Holy crapaziods! I just remembered something!

Rouge: Crapaziods?

Sapphire: Holy?

Chaos: Gurgle? (Translation: How can crap be holy?)

Sonic: No time to explain! I must go! *runs off*

Rouge: Where is he rushing off to?

Knuckles: Humbug!

Rouge: Be quiet, you scrooge!

Sonic: *runs back*

Rouge: Where did you go?

Sonic: That was so close! I thought I was gonna die, if…if…if I didn't get the last chilidog! Yum. *licks finger*

All: -_-;;

Random person: HELP! HELP!!

Knuckles: Who's yelling for help?

Tails: Do not fear! The Flying Fox Boy shall save all! *jumps out the window*

Knuckles: That kid scares me sometimes.

Rouge: *nods*

Sonic: *eating chilidog, drops it on the floor* Oh, shoot. *picks it up, eats it* Hmmm…^_^

Tarosamo: O.O

Sapphire: Let's see…The Echidna Prince times Emerald Quest divided by me equals….writers' block.

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Tails: Hello, peasant! How may this great Flying Fox Boy help you?

Peasant dude: OH MY BLOODY GOSH! It's a talkin' fox! Run fer thee hills! *runs for the hills, and ran over a cliff instead, falling into the ocean below.*

Tails: No! I'll save you peasant dude! *flies after peasant, grabs him* I…*pant* got…*groan* you! *`accidentally' let go* Oopsie?

Peasant: AHHH!!!! I SHALL GET MY REVEEEEEEEEEENGEEEEEEEE!!!! *disappeared in ocean*

Tails: That was cool.

Echo: That was cool.

Tails: Huh? Who said that?

Echo: Huh? Who said that?

Tails: STOP MOCKING ME!!!

Echo: STOP MOCKING ME!!!

Tails: SHUT UP!

Echo: SHUT UP!

Tails: No, you shut up!

Echo: No, you shut up!

Tails: Stop!!!!

Echo: Stop!!

Tails: Ha! I have four explanation marks while you had two! :-P

Echo: Oh, darn.

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Knuckles: *playing a video game* This game has got to be the most stupid, most nasty, most, uh, most stupid game anyone could have come up with.

Tikal: Prince Knuckles? Is everything alright?

Knuckles: Yes ma! Gosh, it's still weird that I haveta call Tikal ma.

Rouge: Knuxie-wuxie-pooie-tooie!

Knuckles: AH! *drops controller*

Rouge: What game are you playing?

Knuckles: Uh…Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Rouge: Oh my god!!! For real? I wanna play! *grabs control and knocks Knuckles out of his chair*

Knuckles: *face flat on the floor* Go…ahead…

Rouge: *playing the game* O.O

Knuckles: *sits up* Rouge? You know, too much game play isn't good for your eyes.

Rouge: *not listening* Must play….

Tikal: Knuckles? Where is Tarosamo?

Knuckles: What am I? My brother's keeper?

Tikal: You're right, Tarosamo is the more mature one, and HE should be watching YOU!

Knuckles: But ma! I'm 17! I can watch myself!!

Tikal: Do you remember what happen LAST time you were home by yourself?

Knuckles: Uh, no, not really…

Tikal: Well, let me recap for you.

Rouge: *still playing game, stuck in her own little world…*

Tikal: The last time you were left alone by yourself, you threw a party, destroy my kingdom, put little Nala in danger, deliberately disobey me, and released the darkside.

Knuckles: Oh…but who's Nala?

Tikal: Your cousin, how can you forget?

Knuckles: Dude, I have a cousin?

Tikal: Dude, you do.

Knuckles: Dude, I have a cousin?

Tikal: Dude, you do.

Rouge: Losing…brain cells…must…abandon…game…*still playing*

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Guess what! I have no life! (bet ya knew that one already!)