Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Echidna Prince ❯ Flying Fox Boy on a Sugar High ( Chapter 3 )

Chapter 3: Flying Fox Boy on a Sugar High

Narrator: Must I narrate at the beginning of EVERY chapter?

Sapphire: No…You don't HAVE to…

Narrator: Really?

Sapphire: I'm just pulling your leg! Of COURSE you have to narrate!

Narrator: ….-_- Why must I humiliate myself like this?

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Tails: *searching the kitchen* Now, if I were Queen Tikal…where would I put the lemonade…?

Chaos: Gurgle! Sploosh!

Tails: Ah! I…I wasn't doing anything!

Chaos: Sploosh…

Tails: I was frame I tell ya! FRAME!!

Chaos: Gurgle…(Translation: And here I thought Knuckles was crazy…)

Tails: You know, it's funny how you can say a lot with just one gurgle or sploosh.

Chaos: Gurgle….? (Translation: Tails…would you…like to be…my new son?)

Tails: The name is FLYING FOX BOY!!! And, sure! ^_^ On one condition, though.

Chaos: Gurgle, sploosh, sploosh, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, sploosh, gurgle? (Translation: What?)

Tails: O.o …Where do you keep the lemonade?

Chaos: Sploosh. (Translation: I believe that Tikal keeps it high above in the pantry. You know how Knuckles get, must keep that stuff away from him)

Tails: Okay! Thanks! But, I have a question, Chaos…

Chaos: Gurgle, sploosh, sploosh, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, sploosh, gurgle? (Translation: What?)

Tails: You and Tikal are Knuckles parents, right?

Chaos: Gurgle, sploosh, gurgle, gurgle. (Translation: I suppose.)

Tails: Then, well…how did y'all…you know…

Chaos: *turns red…can water do that?* Sploosh! GURGLE! (Translation: You're too young for that kind of information Flying Fox kid!)

Tails: It's Flying Fox Boy.

Chaos: Gurgle. (Translation: That's what I said.)

Tails: *runs off* I must find the lemonade!

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Shadow: *tied up and gag* Mmm! MmmmMMmm!!

Mario: Muahahahaa! What is'a that you are'a saying?

Shadow: Mmm! MmmmMmmm!!

Mario: Speak'a to'a the hand'a! *puts hand in Shadow's face*

Shadow: MMMM!!

Mario: Nobody can'a hear you'a, Shadow'a the Hedgehog'a!

Shadow: ….. -_-;;

Mario: Time'a for the ritual! Luigi!

Luigi: It'sa me! Luigi!

Shadow: ….. -_-;;

Mario: It is'a time for the ritual!

Luigi: Great! We'a need a Hedgehog'a sacrifice!

Mario: Takin'a care of, brother'a!

Shadow: …..*sniff, sniff. Thinking: What is that burning smell?*

Mario: Muahahha!

Shadow: *looks down at his tail. Pause for a few minutes, then.* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*

Luigi: You think he'a felt that?

Mario: Not too'a sure…

HOW CAN THEY TALK LIKE THAT!?

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Rouge: *still playing game*

Knuckles: You think she can hear us?

Sonic: I doubt it. Let's see…Rouge! I got the Master Emerald!

Rouge: *Still playing* O.O

Knuckles: She looks like a zombie…

Sonic: Let's try again…*goes close to her ear* ROUGE!! LOOK! It's the Easter Bunny!

Rouge: …… *eyes glue to the TV, still playing*

Knuckles: Wow, I would've never guessed she had this weird addiction to video games, especially this one.

Sonic: I think she's brain dead.

Knuckles: Really?

Sonic: Yep. See, watch. *taps her on the head, hears a hollow sound* Nothing's in there.

Knuckles: O.o That's weird. I guess the game took over her brain.

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Tails: The lemonade should be here somewhere…*opens the pantry door* Hello? Any lemonade in here?

Random food item: Ain't anybody in here but us can food!

Tails: I'm not even high yet, and I could've sworn I just heard food speaking…*sees the lemonade in all it's glory. A bright light surrounds it as his eyes goes wide with excitement, the hallelujah song plays in the background* LEMONADE!!! *grabs it, and grabs some sugar (and when I say some, I mean 4 tons of the stuff)*

Lemonade: Please! Don't harm me!

Tails: *weird grin* *pours some lemonade in a cup, dumps the sugar in it, ALL of the sugar* Hehehhehehehe….

Lemonade: No!

Tails: Hehehehe….*drinks lemonade, gets a weird look in his eyes*

Tikal: *walks in, sees Tails* Tails…are you…alright?

Tails: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI!!! My name is FLYING FOX BOY! I SHALL SAVE THE DAY!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Tikal: He gotten to the lemonade…

Tails: *runs around, jumping on the wall, the ceiling, the tables, and the sink* I believe I can FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY!!!

Tikal: Tails! Watch out!

Tails: *runs THROUGH the door…* Hehehehehhee! I'm gonna see Knnnnuuuuuuucccckkklllleeeeeessssss!!! *runs up the fifteen flight of stairs* KNUCKLES!!!!!!

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Knuckles: You hear anything, Sonic?

Sonic: Nope…*watching as Rouge play the game like a brain dead zombie*

Rouge: …..

Sonic: Dude, maybe we should wake her from her trance?

Knuckles: *shakes head* No way, last time we done that, I was in the hospital for two weeks.

Sonic: I guess you're right…

Tails: *burst through the door* Heeeeeereeeeeeeeee'ssss Tailsie!

Knuckles/Sonic: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Tails: Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knuckles/Sonic: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Tails: HIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knuckles/Sonic: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tails: HHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rouge: …..

Knuckles: Tails! What happen to you?!

Tails: NothingIjustthoughtIshouldstopbyandseeyouandIhadsomelemonadewhichwasreallyg oodandlotsaandlotsaandlotsasugarbecausesugarisgoodandtastyandyummyandreally goodandIlikesugarbecauseitsgood! (translation: Nothing I just thought I should stop by and see you and I had some lemonade which was really good and lotsa and lotsa and lotsa sugar because sugar is good and tasty and yummy and really good and I like sugar because its good!)

Knuckles/Sonic: O.o()

Sonic: He got into the sugar again, didn't he?

Knuckles: Looks that way…

Rouge: ……

Tails: What'cha doin'? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? *jumps up and down on Knuckles bed*

Knuckles: No! My bed! I love that bed!

Sonic: You do?

Knuckles: Yes…me and that bed been through a lot together…I remembered when I first got it…*pause*…not really.

Sonic: I'm surrounded my imbeciles…

Knuckles: If we are such imbeciles, spell it!

Sonic: *glances up at the above line* Uh, I-M-B-E-C-I-L-E-S!

Knuckles: You cheated! You looked up at the line!

Sonic: *smiles innocently*

Rouge: ….YES! I FINALLY BEAT IT!!! *Eyes return to normal, puts down controller*

Knuckles/Sonic: *looking at Rouge*

Rouge: What?

Knuckles: ….

Sonic: ….

Tails: Rougest! *jumps on Rouge*

Rouge: AH! HELP ME! I'm being attack by a two-tailed fox boy!

Tails: You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals! Let's do it like they do on the discovery channel!

Rouge: Eeeek! Sonic! Get your kid off me!

Sonic: Hey, he ain't my kid.

Knuckles: *snicker*

Rouge: *throws Tails at Knuckles*

Tails: WEEEEEEEEEEE!! *hits Knuckles*

Knuckles: x.x Owie…*falls down*

Sonic: I want a chilidog.

Tails: The square root of pie equals CHICKEN POT PIE!!

Knuckles: I shall be crown king once my father dies.

Chaos: *appears* Gurgle, sploosh! (Translation: I am…ETERNAL!)

Knuckles: What?! That's not fair!

Tikal: *walks through the door* Has anyone seen Tails?

Tails: TIKAL! HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My name is Flying Fox BOY! I'm a robot in disguise! I'm the Master of Disguise! I'm the Master Emerald!

Rouge: What's up with fox boy?

Tails: Rouge….will you…be my mommy?

Rouge: WHAT?!? Kid, you're in over your head.

Tails: *eyes get all watery and big*

Sonic: Rouge, how can you be so mean?

Rouge: I'm sorry! Don't cry little two-tailed fox boy!

Tails: Okay dokay! Ooooooooooooh! Look at all the pretty colors! *jumps out window*

Sonic: ….Well, that was…interesting.

Rouge: It sure was…

Knuckles: Rouge…how are you feeling?

Rouge: Fine, why do you ask?

Knuckles: How many fingers am I holding up? *holds up three*

Rouge: Six?

Knuckles: Houston, we have a problem.

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Shadow: *running through a deep forest, still gag and bond* Mmm! *runs until he trips. Gets up, sees a tree, and quickly rub against it to undo the bonds, they came lose. After that, he took the gag from his mouth.* FINALLY!

Suddenly lightning flashed and thunder clashed (I rhyme!)

Shadow: Oh no…what now?!

It rains, pouring on poor Shadow.

Shadow: !@(^*@#^&!@%#^@&*$!^@%$#&&^@!$*#$!&(#^@%#^$!^&$#^@& amp;$#*!&@%#&!^@%#^!&@%#^@%#*%#^!*#%^!%#^!%*^%^&$!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Random kid: Mommy! Black and red hedgehog say loooooooooooooooooooooong bad word!

Random kid mom: You hedgehog! Cursing in front of my baby! *smacks Shadow with umbrella*

Shadow: Looks like I'm blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnn!!!!!!! *blasts off Team Rocket Style*

Team Rocket: Hey! He stole our line!

Pikachu: PIKACHUUUU!!! *shoots Team `R'*

Team `R': Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off agaaaaain!! *blast off*

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Rouge: I have large ears.

Knuckles: That's not the only thing large on you…

Rouge: PERVERT! *smacks Knuckles*

Knuckles: OW! I was talking about your boots!

Rouge: Oh…*looks down at boots* They are pretty large!

Tails: I know something that is large on me!!

Knuckles: O.O *smacks Tails*

Tails: Ouchie! I was talking about my tails!!

Shadow: *crash through the ceiling* It is I! The hedgehog catapult! *falls down unconscious* @.@

Rouge: But Shadow, you aren't a cat…

Tails: Oooh! A trampoline! *jumps on Shadow* Up! Down! Up! Down! WEEEEEEEEE!!!

Knuckles: My gosh, Shadow! Tails, stop jumping on him!

Tails: I go up! I come down! I go up! I come down!

Sonic: Hmmm….chilidogs…*drools Homer Simpson style*

Suddenly a figure appears in the room.

Rouge: No…it…it can't be…

Knuckles: What is SHE doing here?

Tails: Up! Down! This is fuuuuuun! *continues jumping on Shadow*

Figure: The hour of doomsday have arrived….

Rouge: No…

Knuckles: Lord, save us all…

Figure: It is I! SLICE!!

Rouge/Knuckles: NOOOOOOO!!!

Sonic: My butt inches…*scratches behind*

Tails: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *falls off Shadow* OWIE!!

Slice: Hello, dear Sister. I figured that I should guest appear in this insane story. You know I am the authoress favorite.

Rouge: Actually, Tarosamo is the authoress favorite.

Tarosamo: I am loved by many, hated by none…

Slice: Ruin my fun for me.

Knuckles: What are you doing here?

Tails: I can fly! I can fly!

Sonic: He can fly! He can fly!

Tails: *crashes into a wall*

Slice: I am here to…to…to…

Rouge: To…?

Slice: To…to…to…

Rouge: Well?! To what?!

Slice: I have no idea. ^_^

Rouge/Knuckles: *falls down anime style*

Tarosamo: If I close my eyes, I will be invisible…*closes eyes*

Tails: To be or not to be! That is the quotation!

Slice: Little fox boy is on a sugar high, isn't he?

Rouge: Really? I would've never known. What was your first clue?

Slice: Well, his eyes are unusually large, his grin is really wacky, he's jumping up and down, need I go on?

Rouge: I was being sarcastic.

Knuckles: I wanna if Bird Man is looking for a partner?

Rouge: I have to go now. I must get the Master Emerald! To Infinity and beyond! *flies out window*

Tails: Oooooooooh! Big birdie! I wanna come! *flies into a wall* I saw that…*backs up and flies into a wall again* Owie…*backs up and flies into another wall*

Knuckles: This may take a while.

Slice: Really now? Well, I only stop by to say hi. I must go and get the Master Emerald before my sister does! Buh-bye! *flies out after Rouge*

Knuckles: I can not let them get the Master Emerald! I must do something! I must stop them! *Flies after them*

Tails: I'm superman dressed up like a girl!

Sonic: Where'd everybody go?

Amy: *suddenly appears* There you are, my prince!!

Sonic: GOOD LORD!! *grabs chest* Amy, you almost gave me a heart attack!

Amy: I didn't know you missed me THAT much! Now, give your princess a kissie-kiss!

Sonic: Nooooooooo! No kissie-kiss!

Amy: *Closes eyes and pucker up*

Sonic: *frantically looks around in a panic, sees Tails being crazy. Idea! He grabs Tails and puts Tails closer to Amy lips. They kiss. He puts Tails down.*

Amy: *Large smile* You are a good kisser, Sonic!!

Sonic: Ehehehe…

Tails: Oh my god!! Even when I'm high, that still was gross!!

Amy: *skips off, happy that she got a kiss from her `prince'*

Sonic: Shhhh….

Tails: I am calmed now, I will not kill Sonic. Killing is wrong. I must meditate. Ah, screw it!! *chocks Sonic Homer/Bart Simpson style*

Sonic: ACK!

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Rouge: Ah-ha! I found it! *grabs the M.E.*

Slice: Not so fast, bat-girl!

Rouge: O.o Wha?

Slice: Hand over the Master Emerald or prepare to perish!

Knuckles: Hold it right there!

Slice: You are too late! The jewel thingamajig is mine to keep!

Knuckles: Not this again!

Rouge: Knuxie-poo?

Knuckles: Uh…what?

Rouge: The Master Emerald is no longer yours.

Knuckles: What!?

Rouge: That's right. I am the new guardian.

Knuckles: What!?

Rouge: I said I was the new guardian.

Knuckles: I heard you! How did this happen?

Tails: *flies in* Helloooooooo!!!!!!!! Flying Fox Boy has returned!

Knuckles: Tails! We do not have time for this!

Tails: Flying Fox Boy has returned!

Knuckles: Tails, be quiet!

Tails: Flying Fox Boy has returned!

Rouge: My head hurts…

Slice: I shall go now…*leaves*

Knuckles: Tails, go away!

Tails: Flying Fox Boy has returned!

Knuckles: I quit! *leaves*

Tails: *looks at Rouge, eyebrows goes up and down*

Rouge: I hate my life…

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This is fun….I really don't have a life…^_^ This was one weird chapter…